Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Calvin and Hobbes characters, or any other products mentioned in this fanfic. They are property of the respective owners so don't sue.
This is my attempt at telling the "Noodle Incident" which Bill Watterson refers to in "Calvin and Hobbes".
CHAPTER 4-Trouble!
As soon as Miss. Wormwood saw Calvin she thought, "That boy is in SO much trouble! He'll practically be on permanent detention for the rest of grade one! I knew I shouldn't have let him leave! I knew he was going to do something crazy!"
Calvin's mom was practically fuming with anger. "How could he?" she though, " How could he do something like this? I told him if he did anything like this again he'd loose a lot of privileges.
"Um," said Calvin, "Where's everyone?"
"Didn't you hear the lunch bell?" said Miss Wormwood.
"Young man," said the principal, "I'll go straight to the facts: several witnesses reported you jumped out of a platter of noodles in the cafeteria and caused a big food fight."
"It wasn't me!" said Calvin, "I was just going to the bathroom! Miss Wormwood said I could!"
"The fact is, you did not return to class until after this incident happened." said Miss Wormwood.
"I am innocent!" said Calvin, "This is a Democracy! What happened to "Innocent until proved guilty"? "
"Well," said Miss Wormwood, "If it wasn't you in the caf, then who was it?"
"It um," said Calvin, "It, um was, um, my, um, my evil duplicate!"
"Riiiiiiigght!" said all the adults.
"It was!" continued Calvin. "I made a duplicator out of my old transmogrifier. It combined the technologies of transmogrification and photocopying. Instead of making a paper copy, it made an actual duplicate! I duplicated myself to have the dupe clean my room so I could play with Hobbes."
"Who's Hobbes?" asked the principal.
"My stuffed tiger." said Calvin. "Anyways. For some weird reason, when I politely asked my duplicate to clean my room, he refused and ran out. Then when I went out to find hi, my mom, thinking he was me, sent him to my room where he duplicated himself and then mom saw the real me was outside and she got mad at me and sent me to my room where I found out there were five duplicates. Then they all got me in trouble so I managed to get them to cooperate. We decided each of us would go to school on alternate days of the week. When things got out of hand, I transmogrified them into worms and buried them in the garden."
Winded from his speech, Calvin stopped. The adults were staring at him with that bored look on their faces he always got when he tried to explain something to them.
"After that, " he continued, "I added an ethicator to my duplicator so I made a GOOD duplicate of me. That worked well except for the fact he started being nice to Suzie, which was something I couldn't let him do. He disappeared after having an evil though. I though I was rid of my duplicates but when I traveled back to the time of dinosaurs using my transmogrifier as a time machine, I left it in the yard. The wind knocked it over where it fell on one of the duplicate-worms. He was turned back into a boy and swore revenge on me. We had the "Clone Wars" where he used the duplicator to make evil duplicates and attacked my tree fort. Luckily, I had my handheld transmogrifier gun I had made and I turned them all into worms again, except for one. After that, I destroyed my duplicator to avoid another Clone War. The last remaining evil duplicate ran away and I though he was gone for good but he came back and now he's framed me! Whew! Is school over?"
Calvin looked around. The adults were snoring on their chairs. He tried to sneak away when his mom woke and said "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN!"
Miss wormwood said "As punishment, you will have to clean the entire caf. Also you will have permanent detention for the rest of elementary school (Since Calvin never leaves elementary, he's on life detention). As well, you will write a 200-page apology to all the students in the school and read it publicly."
"MONARCHISTS!" screamed Calvin, running out the door. "The Incredible Spaceman Spiff escapes again! But wait, the queen alien is chasing him!" Calvin's mom ran after him as he tore down the halls of the school...
THE END
Coming next...my spin-off story, "The Calvin Clone Wars"!
This is my attempt at telling the "Noodle Incident" which Bill Watterson refers to in "Calvin and Hobbes".
CHAPTER 4-Trouble!
As soon as Miss. Wormwood saw Calvin she thought, "That boy is in SO much trouble! He'll practically be on permanent detention for the rest of grade one! I knew I shouldn't have let him leave! I knew he was going to do something crazy!"
Calvin's mom was practically fuming with anger. "How could he?" she though, " How could he do something like this? I told him if he did anything like this again he'd loose a lot of privileges.
"Um," said Calvin, "Where's everyone?"
"Didn't you hear the lunch bell?" said Miss Wormwood.
"Young man," said the principal, "I'll go straight to the facts: several witnesses reported you jumped out of a platter of noodles in the cafeteria and caused a big food fight."
"It wasn't me!" said Calvin, "I was just going to the bathroom! Miss Wormwood said I could!"
"The fact is, you did not return to class until after this incident happened." said Miss Wormwood.
"I am innocent!" said Calvin, "This is a Democracy! What happened to "Innocent until proved guilty"? "
"Well," said Miss Wormwood, "If it wasn't you in the caf, then who was it?"
"It um," said Calvin, "It, um was, um, my, um, my evil duplicate!"
"Riiiiiiigght!" said all the adults.
"It was!" continued Calvin. "I made a duplicator out of my old transmogrifier. It combined the technologies of transmogrification and photocopying. Instead of making a paper copy, it made an actual duplicate! I duplicated myself to have the dupe clean my room so I could play with Hobbes."
"Who's Hobbes?" asked the principal.
"My stuffed tiger." said Calvin. "Anyways. For some weird reason, when I politely asked my duplicate to clean my room, he refused and ran out. Then when I went out to find hi, my mom, thinking he was me, sent him to my room where he duplicated himself and then mom saw the real me was outside and she got mad at me and sent me to my room where I found out there were five duplicates. Then they all got me in trouble so I managed to get them to cooperate. We decided each of us would go to school on alternate days of the week. When things got out of hand, I transmogrified them into worms and buried them in the garden."
Winded from his speech, Calvin stopped. The adults were staring at him with that bored look on their faces he always got when he tried to explain something to them.
"After that, " he continued, "I added an ethicator to my duplicator so I made a GOOD duplicate of me. That worked well except for the fact he started being nice to Suzie, which was something I couldn't let him do. He disappeared after having an evil though. I though I was rid of my duplicates but when I traveled back to the time of dinosaurs using my transmogrifier as a time machine, I left it in the yard. The wind knocked it over where it fell on one of the duplicate-worms. He was turned back into a boy and swore revenge on me. We had the "Clone Wars" where he used the duplicator to make evil duplicates and attacked my tree fort. Luckily, I had my handheld transmogrifier gun I had made and I turned them all into worms again, except for one. After that, I destroyed my duplicator to avoid another Clone War. The last remaining evil duplicate ran away and I though he was gone for good but he came back and now he's framed me! Whew! Is school over?"
Calvin looked around. The adults were snoring on their chairs. He tried to sneak away when his mom woke and said "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOUNG MAN!"
Miss wormwood said "As punishment, you will have to clean the entire caf. Also you will have permanent detention for the rest of elementary school (Since Calvin never leaves elementary, he's on life detention). As well, you will write a 200-page apology to all the students in the school and read it publicly."
"MONARCHISTS!" screamed Calvin, running out the door. "The Incredible Spaceman Spiff escapes again! But wait, the queen alien is chasing him!" Calvin's mom ran after him as he tore down the halls of the school...
THE END
Coming next...my spin-off story, "The Calvin Clone Wars"!