Note: Just some ideas of what COULD have happened… You all know I don't own Stargate or any of the characters so that's that. Enjoy and comments are welcome! (If you haven't seen the ep "Window of Opportunity, you won't have a clue what I'm taking about!")
Window One: Chapter Two
Jack hung up the phone and let out an explosion of laughter. From the doorway Teal'c bore a look of confusion on his face and merely watched as Jack tried to regain control.
"Whooo!" Jack let out a whoop and took a deep breath, giggling slightly as his laughter subsided. "Am I good or am I good?"
"I do not believe you are either O'Neil." Teal'c responded, clearly not understanding the question.
"Never mind Teal'c. Hang on, I wanna do one more. Keep watching for Hammond ok?"
Teal'c nodded his head once, and went back to keeping watch.
Jack picked up the receiver and waited. When the voice at the other end spoke, Jack answered in a whiny voice.
"I'm looking for Hugnkis…Amanda…"
Jack covered his mouth with his hands as he heard the President call out that he wanted a man to hug and kiss. He hung up the red phone and burst out laughing again, bent double with mirth. His laughter was cut short by a sharp word from Teal'c…Hammond was on his way.
Jack put on a nonchalant air and strode out of Hammond's office, whistling as he made his way back to the canteen, Teal'c following behind him. He had just sat down at the table, a bowl of Jello and Cocoa Puffs in front of him when he heard Hammond's roar. Teal'c actually let a small smile cross his face as Jack counted down.
"10…9…8…7…"
"O'Neil" came the yell
"6..5..4…"
Hammond stormed into the canteen, face red with anger.
"Just what is the meaning of this?"
"3..2..1.."
Jack smiled at Hammond as the world disappeared in a flash of blinding light.
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That's one Window done…what do you think? (Would you call this a Simpsons/SG-1 crossover?!)