Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi or the Mike Teavee song. If I did,
I would be a sexy woman……don't ask….
My Fushigi Yuugi poem (parody of the "P.S. Regarding Mike Teavee song)
The most important thing I've learned
So far as FY is concerned
Is never never never let
Chiriko get upset
Or better still, don't even call
Tasuki to go to the mall
In almost every house we've been
I see him drinking the person's gin!
And Tasuki is absolutely drunk
I gotta get him off that alcoholic junk
Miaka lolls and slops and lounges about
And stares at Tamahome 'til her eyes pop out
(Last week at her house I saw
Her eyeballs rolling on the floor)
She sits and stares and stares and sits
Because she's hypnotized by "it" (Tamahome…lol)
Oh yes, Chichiri is my main thrill
Because he doesn't usually kill
He doesn't choke or kick or punch
And I bet that he can even cook lunch
He is never the weakest link
He's always cheerful and always thinks
My parents say "Fushigi Yuugi is not
What teenagers should be watching, 'dot'
IT ROTS THE SENSES IN THE HEAD
IT KILLS YOUR INTELLIGENCE DEAD
IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND
Hey, I didn't know Chichiri's eye was blind….
::ahem:: ANYWAY, YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND
REAL LIFE AND NOT AN ANCIENT CHINESE LAND!
YOUR BRAIN IS BECOMING AS SOFT AS CHEESE
YOUR POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE
AND YOU NOW ONLY SPEAK JAPANESE!!!"
"All right!" I cried "All right!" I say
"But if you take my FY away,
What shall I do to entertain
Myself and my friends, Please explain!"
I'll answer questions by asking you
"Why is Chichiri's hair blue?"
"How do they keep themselves contented
Before video games were invented?"
I'll say it very loud and slow:
THEY……USED TO ….WEED! They'd weed and weed (not the drug you freaks..)
To weed and weed and then proceed.
To weed some more, Great Scott! Good Ranting!!
One have their lives was weeding and sowing and planting!
They planted vegetables, and herbs, and fruit galore!
Food covered up their polished floor!
And in the bedroom, by the lamp
More harvesting went up the ramp
Such wonderous, fine, fantastic fruits!
Bananas, papayas, roasted hamsters, BOOTS!
And green cherries, and blood and gore
Tasuki even harvested wh*res (I better watch my mouth…..
Mitsukake harvested purple pants
Chiriko harvested elephants
Miaka harvested Yukitos, crouched 'round a pot
Stirring away at something hot!
(It smells so good, what can it be?
OH MY GOD! IT'S CHICHIRI!!!!!)
Nuriko harvests women's clothes
And bamboo ears with lilac toes
And Hotohori plants mirrors all over the place
Tamahome reaps money and tries to buy a new face (Take that, liz :- P)
Oh weeds, what weeds they use to know
Those Suzaku Seishi of long ago!
So please, oh please, I beg, I pray
PLEASE NEVER NEVER GO BACK TO THE WEEDING WAY!
P.S. Regarding Fushigi Yuugi
I simply have to wait and see
If I get get my insanity back
If I can't, then give me a car jack!
My Fushigi Yuugi poem (parody of the "P.S. Regarding Mike Teavee song)
The most important thing I've learned
So far as FY is concerned
Is never never never let
Chiriko get upset
Or better still, don't even call
Tasuki to go to the mall
In almost every house we've been
I see him drinking the person's gin!
And Tasuki is absolutely drunk
I gotta get him off that alcoholic junk
Miaka lolls and slops and lounges about
And stares at Tamahome 'til her eyes pop out
(Last week at her house I saw
Her eyeballs rolling on the floor)
She sits and stares and stares and sits
Because she's hypnotized by "it" (Tamahome…lol)
Oh yes, Chichiri is my main thrill
Because he doesn't usually kill
He doesn't choke or kick or punch
And I bet that he can even cook lunch
He is never the weakest link
He's always cheerful and always thinks
My parents say "Fushigi Yuugi is not
What teenagers should be watching, 'dot'
IT ROTS THE SENSES IN THE HEAD
IT KILLS YOUR INTELLIGENCE DEAD
IT CLOGS AND CLUTTERS UP THE MIND
Hey, I didn't know Chichiri's eye was blind….
::ahem:: ANYWAY, YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND
REAL LIFE AND NOT AN ANCIENT CHINESE LAND!
YOUR BRAIN IS BECOMING AS SOFT AS CHEESE
YOUR POWERS OF THINKING RUST AND FREEZE
AND YOU NOW ONLY SPEAK JAPANESE!!!"
"All right!" I cried "All right!" I say
"But if you take my FY away,
What shall I do to entertain
Myself and my friends, Please explain!"
I'll answer questions by asking you
"Why is Chichiri's hair blue?"
"How do they keep themselves contented
Before video games were invented?"
I'll say it very loud and slow:
THEY……USED TO ….WEED! They'd weed and weed (not the drug you freaks..)
To weed and weed and then proceed.
To weed some more, Great Scott! Good Ranting!!
One have their lives was weeding and sowing and planting!
They planted vegetables, and herbs, and fruit galore!
Food covered up their polished floor!
And in the bedroom, by the lamp
More harvesting went up the ramp
Such wonderous, fine, fantastic fruits!
Bananas, papayas, roasted hamsters, BOOTS!
And green cherries, and blood and gore
Tasuki even harvested wh*res (I better watch my mouth…..
Mitsukake harvested purple pants
Chiriko harvested elephants
Miaka harvested Yukitos, crouched 'round a pot
Stirring away at something hot!
(It smells so good, what can it be?
OH MY GOD! IT'S CHICHIRI!!!!!)
Nuriko harvests women's clothes
And bamboo ears with lilac toes
And Hotohori plants mirrors all over the place
Tamahome reaps money and tries to buy a new face (Take that, liz :- P)
Oh weeds, what weeds they use to know
Those Suzaku Seishi of long ago!
So please, oh please, I beg, I pray
PLEASE NEVER NEVER GO BACK TO THE WEEDING WAY!
P.S. Regarding Fushigi Yuugi
I simply have to wait and see
If I get get my insanity back
If I can't, then give me a car jack!