1 Author's Note~ Hey all enjoy~ Oh yeah Scary Movie is a comedy spoof on
horror movies like Scream.
Running, running, running faster. As fast as he could go Nosedive ran away from that miserable house, faster and faster! But where would Nosedive go? Finally after running into town he thought of a perfect plan.
~*~
"So you're going to be livin with us man", said Thrash.
"Yup", replied Nosedive, "Right here in the comic shop."
"Like cool", said Mookie, "That works with me."
"Yeah", said Thrash, "Totally!"
"We need to give you a make-over though", said Mookie.
"Yeah", said Thrash, "New pants, new shirt, and especially new hair!"
"Why", questioned Nosedive.
"Because we're bored", replied Mookie.
"Oh okay", said Nosedive satisfied with the answer.
~Two Hours Later~
Nosedive looked in the mirror to see his new self. He had huge black baggy pants on with electric green outlines. His shirt was the exact color of the electric green outline, and in the middle was a revolving atom. But that's not wear the freak show ended; he had a tongue ring too! But the biggest part of all, was his hair which was electric green matching his attire.
"Dive you want to see a comedy or horror flick", asked Thrash.
"Nope", said Nosedive, "I know what you're doing and whatever I say, that makes one of you a winner. One of you want to watch a horror movie, and the other comedy so whoever loses will never let me hear the end of it. So no."
"Thanks a lot!"
"Why don't you just watch Scary Movie?"
The two agreed and watched that.
~Next Day~
"Hey Thrash, Mook", said Duke stepping into the comic shop, "You guys seen Dive anywhere?"
"Yeah he's in the back", said Thrash, "He's living here now, something about being mad at you guys."
"Yeah I figured he come here, needed to talk to him about that."
"He's in the back", said Mookie.
"Thanks."
Duke walked into the back where it was labeled employee's only, inside he found three beds, and Nosedive.
"N-Nosedive", stuttered Duke in disbelief, "Is that you?"
"What do you want", snapped Nosedive.
"What happened to you!"
"Oh this? We got bored last night."
"So you did this!"
"Yeah! I'm a teenager I'm supposed to do this stuff, I'm not a hockey playing, part of a vital team agent that works their butt off and isn't allowed any fun, I mean who would want to do that?"
"Okay, okay, So Canard has made this easy on you. Care to tell me why?"
"WildWing always brought me everywhere", said Nosedive quietly, "We didn't have such a great home life."
"What do you mean?"
Nosedive didn't really want to get into this topic. He shifted and his eyes screamed of panic and depression.
"Kid you okay", asked Duke.
"My dad left us!"
Duke had not expected such a reaction from the teen. Nosedive turned away and started wiping away tears, he didn't know why he was crying but the topic was one that brought tears accompanied by pain.
"My dad left us", continued Nosedive this time much more quietly, "When I was eight. So WildWing played the role as the man of the house. I didn't have a real dad to look up to so WildWing brought me everywhere, including on his and Canard's dates, hockey games, parties, and hang outs. I was always there, Canard never really liked that."
"I'm sorry I never knew."
"Just leave me alone."
"As you ask, but I'll be back tomorrow."
And as promised Duke was back the next day just to check up the teenager. He continued this for the morrow too, and the day after the morrow. Canard felt horrible about hitting Nosedive, and he felt worse on what his brother was going to do him. WildWing would not take kindly to Nosedive's changes in plans, and he would have to blame someone.
~Headquarters~
"Hey guys", greeted Duke, as Mallory and Canard approached the living room, "How was the trip?"
"Boring, lame, pitiful", said WildWing, "Pick one."
"It wasn't that bad", retorted Phil.
"PHILIP PALMFEATEHR", shouted Tanya, "Don't you tell me it wasn't at bad until you are the one actually doing what we are doing! Do you understand me?"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Hey where's Nosedive", asked WildWing, "I got him something."
The other glanced at one another uneasily.
"Guys", said WildWing more sternly, "What's going on?"
"Nosedive decided to take a little trip", said Duke as lamed as that sounded.
"What kind of trip?"
"He's not living here anymore", spat Mallory.
"What?"
"Well we had a fight", said Canard.
"I don't care! Where is my brother?"
"The comic shop with his friends", said Duke.
With that information WildWing stormed out of the room, followed by everyone except Phil.
"Where are you going", exasperated Canard.
"To get my brother", gritting his teeth said WildWing. WildWing marched out to the car, again followed by the gang and drove madly to the Comic shop.
He thundered out of the car, and swung the door open in the shop.
Thrash and Mookie were taken aback.
"Nosedive", was all WildWing was able to spit out.
"I take it you want your brother", said Thrash.
WildWing nodded furiously.
"NOSEDIVE", called Mook, "You got some visitors here!"
Nosedive came in carrying a stack of comics. He soon dropped them at the sight of his brother.
"WildWing", exclaimed Nosedive.
He ran up and hugged his brother.
Then WildWing took him firmly by the shoulders and examined him, again finding himself unable to speak.
Instead of speaking WildWing lifted up a binding of Nosedive's new colored hair.
"Oh this", said Nosedive, "I got bored."
At the moment he spoke WildWing found out that his little brother also acquired a tongue ring.
"Like?"
WildWing breathed in heavily, "Let's go home."
"Thanks, but no thanks."
"Not a choice!"
"It's my life!"
"Fine then I'm taking over!"
"WildWing I don't want to go home!"
"Move it Dive!"
"WildWing No!"
WildWing grabbed his brother's arm and dragged him out of the store and throwing him into the vechile where he Nosedive pouted and folded his arms. WildWing lectured them.
"I can't leave you people with my brother a few days? This is what happens when I return? I trusted you guys! How is that you are able to fight Dragounous and his goons with ease, yet find yourselves short of dealing with him? I'm sick of your lack of patience! I left him, and I come back and I find out that his new label", then WildWing took his hands off the wheel and through them air as if it was a brand new movie, or Broadway show, "Runaway!"
The others flinched, they had never seen WildWing this upset.
"And Nosedive", screamed WildWing, "I am very disappointed in you! I don't care what happens but you don't have to ever runaway! EVER! And then to boot your new title as a fugitive, you obtain green, no not any green but electric green hair! And a tongue ring!"
"I'm sorry", said Nosedive. "But you don't know what happened!"
"Canard I trusted you with him", said WildWing ignoring Nosedive's logic. "How could you do this to me? And you Mallory you had to keep on yelling, and antagonizing right?
"WildWing, don't blame us for everything especially when you don't know what happened", cried Mallory.
"Okay fine you're right", said WildWing, "What happened?"
Running, running, running faster. As fast as he could go Nosedive ran away from that miserable house, faster and faster! But where would Nosedive go? Finally after running into town he thought of a perfect plan.
~*~
"So you're going to be livin with us man", said Thrash.
"Yup", replied Nosedive, "Right here in the comic shop."
"Like cool", said Mookie, "That works with me."
"Yeah", said Thrash, "Totally!"
"We need to give you a make-over though", said Mookie.
"Yeah", said Thrash, "New pants, new shirt, and especially new hair!"
"Why", questioned Nosedive.
"Because we're bored", replied Mookie.
"Oh okay", said Nosedive satisfied with the answer.
~Two Hours Later~
Nosedive looked in the mirror to see his new self. He had huge black baggy pants on with electric green outlines. His shirt was the exact color of the electric green outline, and in the middle was a revolving atom. But that's not wear the freak show ended; he had a tongue ring too! But the biggest part of all, was his hair which was electric green matching his attire.
"Dive you want to see a comedy or horror flick", asked Thrash.
"Nope", said Nosedive, "I know what you're doing and whatever I say, that makes one of you a winner. One of you want to watch a horror movie, and the other comedy so whoever loses will never let me hear the end of it. So no."
"Thanks a lot!"
"Why don't you just watch Scary Movie?"
The two agreed and watched that.
~Next Day~
"Hey Thrash, Mook", said Duke stepping into the comic shop, "You guys seen Dive anywhere?"
"Yeah he's in the back", said Thrash, "He's living here now, something about being mad at you guys."
"Yeah I figured he come here, needed to talk to him about that."
"He's in the back", said Mookie.
"Thanks."
Duke walked into the back where it was labeled employee's only, inside he found three beds, and Nosedive.
"N-Nosedive", stuttered Duke in disbelief, "Is that you?"
"What do you want", snapped Nosedive.
"What happened to you!"
"Oh this? We got bored last night."
"So you did this!"
"Yeah! I'm a teenager I'm supposed to do this stuff, I'm not a hockey playing, part of a vital team agent that works their butt off and isn't allowed any fun, I mean who would want to do that?"
"Okay, okay, So Canard has made this easy on you. Care to tell me why?"
"WildWing always brought me everywhere", said Nosedive quietly, "We didn't have such a great home life."
"What do you mean?"
Nosedive didn't really want to get into this topic. He shifted and his eyes screamed of panic and depression.
"Kid you okay", asked Duke.
"My dad left us!"
Duke had not expected such a reaction from the teen. Nosedive turned away and started wiping away tears, he didn't know why he was crying but the topic was one that brought tears accompanied by pain.
"My dad left us", continued Nosedive this time much more quietly, "When I was eight. So WildWing played the role as the man of the house. I didn't have a real dad to look up to so WildWing brought me everywhere, including on his and Canard's dates, hockey games, parties, and hang outs. I was always there, Canard never really liked that."
"I'm sorry I never knew."
"Just leave me alone."
"As you ask, but I'll be back tomorrow."
And as promised Duke was back the next day just to check up the teenager. He continued this for the morrow too, and the day after the morrow. Canard felt horrible about hitting Nosedive, and he felt worse on what his brother was going to do him. WildWing would not take kindly to Nosedive's changes in plans, and he would have to blame someone.
~Headquarters~
"Hey guys", greeted Duke, as Mallory and Canard approached the living room, "How was the trip?"
"Boring, lame, pitiful", said WildWing, "Pick one."
"It wasn't that bad", retorted Phil.
"PHILIP PALMFEATEHR", shouted Tanya, "Don't you tell me it wasn't at bad until you are the one actually doing what we are doing! Do you understand me?"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Hey where's Nosedive", asked WildWing, "I got him something."
The other glanced at one another uneasily.
"Guys", said WildWing more sternly, "What's going on?"
"Nosedive decided to take a little trip", said Duke as lamed as that sounded.
"What kind of trip?"
"He's not living here anymore", spat Mallory.
"What?"
"Well we had a fight", said Canard.
"I don't care! Where is my brother?"
"The comic shop with his friends", said Duke.
With that information WildWing stormed out of the room, followed by everyone except Phil.
"Where are you going", exasperated Canard.
"To get my brother", gritting his teeth said WildWing. WildWing marched out to the car, again followed by the gang and drove madly to the Comic shop.
He thundered out of the car, and swung the door open in the shop.
Thrash and Mookie were taken aback.
"Nosedive", was all WildWing was able to spit out.
"I take it you want your brother", said Thrash.
WildWing nodded furiously.
"NOSEDIVE", called Mook, "You got some visitors here!"
Nosedive came in carrying a stack of comics. He soon dropped them at the sight of his brother.
"WildWing", exclaimed Nosedive.
He ran up and hugged his brother.
Then WildWing took him firmly by the shoulders and examined him, again finding himself unable to speak.
Instead of speaking WildWing lifted up a binding of Nosedive's new colored hair.
"Oh this", said Nosedive, "I got bored."
At the moment he spoke WildWing found out that his little brother also acquired a tongue ring.
"Like?"
WildWing breathed in heavily, "Let's go home."
"Thanks, but no thanks."
"Not a choice!"
"It's my life!"
"Fine then I'm taking over!"
"WildWing I don't want to go home!"
"Move it Dive!"
"WildWing No!"
WildWing grabbed his brother's arm and dragged him out of the store and throwing him into the vechile where he Nosedive pouted and folded his arms. WildWing lectured them.
"I can't leave you people with my brother a few days? This is what happens when I return? I trusted you guys! How is that you are able to fight Dragounous and his goons with ease, yet find yourselves short of dealing with him? I'm sick of your lack of patience! I left him, and I come back and I find out that his new label", then WildWing took his hands off the wheel and through them air as if it was a brand new movie, or Broadway show, "Runaway!"
The others flinched, they had never seen WildWing this upset.
"And Nosedive", screamed WildWing, "I am very disappointed in you! I don't care what happens but you don't have to ever runaway! EVER! And then to boot your new title as a fugitive, you obtain green, no not any green but electric green hair! And a tongue ring!"
"I'm sorry", said Nosedive. "But you don't know what happened!"
"Canard I trusted you with him", said WildWing ignoring Nosedive's logic. "How could you do this to me? And you Mallory you had to keep on yelling, and antagonizing right?
"WildWing, don't blame us for everything especially when you don't know what happened", cried Mallory.
"Okay fine you're right", said WildWing, "What happened?"