(Raiden runs down the hall, constantly hiding behind crates and walls)
Raiden: Damn, these oranges are falling…
(Trying to adjust the oranges, he bumps into a Russian guard)
Guard: Who are you? (looks at Raiden with interest)
Raiden: Uh…*forces a high-pitched voice* Uh…
Guard: (is talking on his radio) In the Jejunum, we have a visitor…a woman!
(Raiden lifts an orange that's suspended at his stomach. Quickly he looks up the Guard, who had been watching him with a lovestruck look.)
Guard: Nice hooters. (Grins)
Raiden: Pardon me?
Guard: Hehehehe…(Points to Raiden as a few more guards join him)
Raiden: (mutters, closing his eyes) Shoot. (He begins to run down the hall, holding the oranges, and quickly turns the corner. His shirt catches on a jagged edge of a crate, and it rips apart)
Raiden: $@*^&! This can't be happening…Wait! (He runs into a locker half- nude and closes the door)
Raiden: (thinks) All I have is a bandage with me. (it takes him a few moments to figure out a plan) That's right! They won't bother to look under a bandage! Shoot, I need to cover up and make this look real. But I don't have fake blood…(He looks around the locker for something above. A jagged piece of sheet metal. Perfect!)
Raiden: This will hurt, but it's the only way I can hide my identity…*He places the metal against his skin, and cuts himself across his chest. Making sure no blood drips on the floor, he wraps the bandage around his chest, and around the oranges too. He slips out the locker, swearing under his breath.))
(The 2nd Guard grabs Raiden's arm with a smile)
Raiden: !! Don't touch me! (pulls away instinctively)
Guard 1: Ocelot will deal with her, right?
Guard 2: This one is quite the irritated one, eh? (stops laughing) This woman has muscles…
Guard 1: And what broad shoulders! A soldier in making! ^^
(Both guards engage in a hearty laugh as they lead Raiden into Ocelot's chamber.)
Raiden: Damn, these oranges are falling…
(Trying to adjust the oranges, he bumps into a Russian guard)
Guard: Who are you? (looks at Raiden with interest)
Raiden: Uh…*forces a high-pitched voice* Uh…
Guard: (is talking on his radio) In the Jejunum, we have a visitor…a woman!
(Raiden lifts an orange that's suspended at his stomach. Quickly he looks up the Guard, who had been watching him with a lovestruck look.)
Guard: Nice hooters. (Grins)
Raiden: Pardon me?
Guard: Hehehehe…(Points to Raiden as a few more guards join him)
Raiden: (mutters, closing his eyes) Shoot. (He begins to run down the hall, holding the oranges, and quickly turns the corner. His shirt catches on a jagged edge of a crate, and it rips apart)
Raiden: $@*^&! This can't be happening…Wait! (He runs into a locker half- nude and closes the door)
Raiden: (thinks) All I have is a bandage with me. (it takes him a few moments to figure out a plan) That's right! They won't bother to look under a bandage! Shoot, I need to cover up and make this look real. But I don't have fake blood…(He looks around the locker for something above. A jagged piece of sheet metal. Perfect!)
Raiden: This will hurt, but it's the only way I can hide my identity…*He places the metal against his skin, and cuts himself across his chest. Making sure no blood drips on the floor, he wraps the bandage around his chest, and around the oranges too. He slips out the locker, swearing under his breath.))
(The 2nd Guard grabs Raiden's arm with a smile)
Raiden: !! Don't touch me! (pulls away instinctively)
Guard 1: Ocelot will deal with her, right?
Guard 2: This one is quite the irritated one, eh? (stops laughing) This woman has muscles…
Guard 1: And what broad shoulders! A soldier in making! ^^
(Both guards engage in a hearty laugh as they lead Raiden into Ocelot's chamber.)