Guard 2: We have found this girl, Shalashaska. (Both guards stand at both sides of Raiden. )

Ocelot: (scratches his moustache in astonishment) How interesting. Boss, say hello to our friend!

(Solidus advances from the shadows and takes a good look at Raiden's face. Raiden's turns away)

Solidus: If I didn't know better, this is…my son!

Raiden: swears under his breath Crap!!! (Raiden lowers his head, and he speaks with his falsetto tone.)

Raiden: My name's…Jacqueline.

Ocelot: Your son's male. This can't be the one. Jack would make the good torture victim…I'd crush his body, and fry him until he screams!! (Ocelot's voice is dripping with sadism and apprehension.)

Raiden: (screams) Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! (looks around) I mean, "No!", that torture victim would say!

(Solidus narrows his eyes) Solidus: Numbskulls, you have hurt her?

Guards: No sir, she ran, and we caught up with her, the bandage already there.

Solidus: That means one of our Tengus might have gotten her.

(An extensive pause follows where the terrorists talk among themselves.)

Ocelot: (smiles) I'm sorry Jacqueline, we have no need for you. (draws his Revolver and fires)

Raiden: Oh god no. (winces, expecting to feel the burning pain near his heart, if not, the lethal shot)

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(Instead, something occurs that shocks all of them---the bullet sinks into the left orange, saving Raiden, and orange juice squirts out instead of blood.)

Ocelot: WHAT?!?! (fires on the other side, and the bullets enter the right orange, the juice splashing onto everyone's face.)

Raiden: Ahehehehe...um, ow?

Solidus: (He stares at Raiden, anger crawling in his voice) Get the bandage off.

Raiden: Ahhhh! (a high-pitched scream escapes his lips, before he retains his feminin cover-up voice)

That's—disgusting! Don't touch me!!

Guards: May we do the honours? (the two Tengus approach Raiden)