Ocelot: This is going to be great...(grins, musing, and he reaches for his
camera)
Solidus: I told you, stop with those sick pictures!!
Ocelot: Aw, just one? (pleads)
Solidus: You already have ten of my son... -.- What about my son interests you?
Ocelot: I'm making a nude collage...? (he suggests, trying hopefully to convince Solidus to allow him to take a picture)
Solidus: (raises an eyebrow) An obscene collage out of photos? Collage? With those perverted photos?
Ocelot: Um, yes!
Solidus: (clears his throat, half-turning towards Shalashaska, his face hinting his disgust) By the way, I stumbled upon your private photo album. I see you've really made it so "private", and I'm not speaking "private" as in "secretive".
Ocelot: Ehehehehe...(is cornered) Eeeeeeeeee...(feels "hot under the collar" (Figure of speech))
Solidus: Stop that nervous laughter, it's terrible aggravating. -.-
Ocelot: (he wipes his sweaty, shaking hands against his trench coat) Will you forget it?
Solidus: What?
Ocelot: (desperation shows on his face) Bury the hatchet? Never speak of this again? Please? (grasps Solidus by the collar and shakes him) YOU CAN'T TELL...!!!!!!!!
Solidus: Yes I can...(grins) Remember, I'm at the advantage now...I know your sick, little obsession...To protect yourself from humiliation, you must obey my every orders, even if it means massaging my feet.
Ocelot: You can't do that to me, Boss, no WAY!!
Solidus: Oh, I can...(smirks, and shouts) OCELOT COLLECTS POR---
Ocelot: Okay...I submit...(gets on his knees)
Solidus: Sweeeeeet...(kicks off his jackboots) Let's begin, shall we? Start with the left one...it's terrible diseased...and watch the blisters, they tend to burst..
Ocelot: (shudders) Y-Yes sir...(mumbles) I'll never forgive myself for this...
Solidus: You said something? (smiles)
Ocelot: Nothing, Boss. -.-"
Raiden: (backs up as far as he can go, until he feels the wall) Oh no....(fights with the Tengus, purposely making it hard for them, and not willing to surrender passively)
Solidus: There's no point to fight...no one can hear you anyway...Jacqueline..
Raiden: ...(pauses, knowing something was said, but wasn't paying attention at the time) (flails his arms wildly, and begins to scream anyway) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Tengu: I got her! (holds Raiden's arms back)
Raiden: Let go of me, you piece of crap! (struggles frantically, and breaks free)
Solidus: You good-for-nothing guards can't even keep a woman down? (fumbles for his boot and hurls it at a Tengu, and lashes a tentacle arm at the blond fugitive)
Tengu 1: Hey! (rubs his head) (mumbles) F*** you, you feeble old man.
(The arm fastens around Raiden, and he is reeled towards Solidus's chair)
Raiden: Eeeep! (vainly outstretches his arms to the exit)
Solidus: (places Raiden on the armrest of the swirly chair he's resting on) This will only hurt for an instant... (smiles) (his fingers fasten onto part of the bandage)
Raiden: (his tries to push Solidus's arms away, and he shouts in his fake voice) STOP TOUCHING ME!
Ocelot: Uh-oh...(chuckles, and takes a picture of Solidus)
Solidus: (snarls) Why you--!?! That's it!!! (tears the bandage off)
Raiden: ACK! (freaks out, not from pain, but from surprise) (stares at the ground, and slaps his face) Aw f***...
(The oranges fall with a plop, multiple bullets in both of them)
(the surrounding eyes go to the oranges, and then to Raiden's upper body)
Snake: (On CODEC) Okay, you can come back now kid, I'm waitin' for ya...
Raiden: (hears Snake's voice in his ear) .........A little problem..
Snake: Problem?! (his voice is lost in the crackling)
(The silence is terrible unnerving)
Raiden: ...(his face reddens) You've never seen a man before??!
Tengu: (stares at Raiden with wide-eyes) She had...plastic surgery?
Solidus: (slaps the idiotic guard upside the head) It's Jack, you fool! (grounds his teeth, fury shaking him visibly) JACK!!!
Raiden: You've got that crazy look in your eyes...(jumps off the armrest, very much afraid)
Ocelot: I'll handle this, Boss...Ha! (blocks the doorway) I told you we'd meet again, boy...This time, we're ALL staying for the show...
Raiden: (stares with wide eyes) Huh? Show?
Ocelot: (quickly locks up Raiden to the torture table) Remember this? (rubs his hands in delight) I'm going to enjoy this...(fingers the lever)
(From the Hangar, Snake absentmindedly calls Raiden, and hears something that makes his hair stand on end)
Raiden: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (sounds of crackling electricity) SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, YOU SAID THE DISGUISE WOULD WORK!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: (laughs for a good deal of time) You ASSUMED it did, kid. You never asked me if it would work 100%! (cracks his knuckles, and lights a cigarette, propping it between his teeth)
Raiden: I'm gonna KILL YOU! (zapping sound) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaah!!!!! (two clanking noises, followed by a shout is heard)
Snake: Doubt that...(smirks, turning off his nanomachines, and paces casually down the hanger)
(Minutes later, a bruised, half-dead, yet maddened Raiden is visible on the opposite side, gaining ground amazingly quickly) (Snake didn't pay attention to those "clank" noises, which was the sound of Raiden breaking through the cheap restraints)
Snake: DAMN...( pants profusely, his belly bursting from under his utility belt, his fat jiggling) I shouldn't have eaten that lard...So fattening...but so...GOOD!
Raiden: (smiles strangely) Here's something I should have done a loooooooooong time ago...
Snake: Whoa, I'm sorry, kid...you're just a fruit, I mean, just an idiot, I mean...arg! IT'S SLIPPING OUT! (jumps up in surprise, and tries to cower into a corner) (If only his fans saw him...)
(tries to joke around* Showin' off the 6-pac, huh? They should call ya "6 –pack Jack"!
(sees Raiden's expression change) I'm dead, ain't I?
Raiden: (finds a pair of scissors, and grabs a piece of Snake's mullet) Say goodbye to your flowing mullet!
Snake: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
END?
Solidus: I told you, stop with those sick pictures!!
Ocelot: Aw, just one? (pleads)
Solidus: You already have ten of my son... -.- What about my son interests you?
Ocelot: I'm making a nude collage...? (he suggests, trying hopefully to convince Solidus to allow him to take a picture)
Solidus: (raises an eyebrow) An obscene collage out of photos? Collage? With those perverted photos?
Ocelot: Um, yes!
Solidus: (clears his throat, half-turning towards Shalashaska, his face hinting his disgust) By the way, I stumbled upon your private photo album. I see you've really made it so "private", and I'm not speaking "private" as in "secretive".
Ocelot: Ehehehehe...(is cornered) Eeeeeeeeee...(feels "hot under the collar" (Figure of speech))
Solidus: Stop that nervous laughter, it's terrible aggravating. -.-
Ocelot: (he wipes his sweaty, shaking hands against his trench coat) Will you forget it?
Solidus: What?
Ocelot: (desperation shows on his face) Bury the hatchet? Never speak of this again? Please? (grasps Solidus by the collar and shakes him) YOU CAN'T TELL...!!!!!!!!
Solidus: Yes I can...(grins) Remember, I'm at the advantage now...I know your sick, little obsession...To protect yourself from humiliation, you must obey my every orders, even if it means massaging my feet.
Ocelot: You can't do that to me, Boss, no WAY!!
Solidus: Oh, I can...(smirks, and shouts) OCELOT COLLECTS POR---
Ocelot: Okay...I submit...(gets on his knees)
Solidus: Sweeeeeet...(kicks off his jackboots) Let's begin, shall we? Start with the left one...it's terrible diseased...and watch the blisters, they tend to burst..
Ocelot: (shudders) Y-Yes sir...(mumbles) I'll never forgive myself for this...
Solidus: You said something? (smiles)
Ocelot: Nothing, Boss. -.-"
Raiden: (backs up as far as he can go, until he feels the wall) Oh no....(fights with the Tengus, purposely making it hard for them, and not willing to surrender passively)
Solidus: There's no point to fight...no one can hear you anyway...Jacqueline..
Raiden: ...(pauses, knowing something was said, but wasn't paying attention at the time) (flails his arms wildly, and begins to scream anyway) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Tengu: I got her! (holds Raiden's arms back)
Raiden: Let go of me, you piece of crap! (struggles frantically, and breaks free)
Solidus: You good-for-nothing guards can't even keep a woman down? (fumbles for his boot and hurls it at a Tengu, and lashes a tentacle arm at the blond fugitive)
Tengu 1: Hey! (rubs his head) (mumbles) F*** you, you feeble old man.
(The arm fastens around Raiden, and he is reeled towards Solidus's chair)
Raiden: Eeeep! (vainly outstretches his arms to the exit)
Solidus: (places Raiden on the armrest of the swirly chair he's resting on) This will only hurt for an instant... (smiles) (his fingers fasten onto part of the bandage)
Raiden: (his tries to push Solidus's arms away, and he shouts in his fake voice) STOP TOUCHING ME!
Ocelot: Uh-oh...(chuckles, and takes a picture of Solidus)
Solidus: (snarls) Why you--!?! That's it!!! (tears the bandage off)
Raiden: ACK! (freaks out, not from pain, but from surprise) (stares at the ground, and slaps his face) Aw f***...
(The oranges fall with a plop, multiple bullets in both of them)
(the surrounding eyes go to the oranges, and then to Raiden's upper body)
Snake: (On CODEC) Okay, you can come back now kid, I'm waitin' for ya...
Raiden: (hears Snake's voice in his ear) .........A little problem..
Snake: Problem?! (his voice is lost in the crackling)
(The silence is terrible unnerving)
Raiden: ...(his face reddens) You've never seen a man before??!
Tengu: (stares at Raiden with wide-eyes) She had...plastic surgery?
Solidus: (slaps the idiotic guard upside the head) It's Jack, you fool! (grounds his teeth, fury shaking him visibly) JACK!!!
Raiden: You've got that crazy look in your eyes...(jumps off the armrest, very much afraid)
Ocelot: I'll handle this, Boss...Ha! (blocks the doorway) I told you we'd meet again, boy...This time, we're ALL staying for the show...
Raiden: (stares with wide eyes) Huh? Show?
Ocelot: (quickly locks up Raiden to the torture table) Remember this? (rubs his hands in delight) I'm going to enjoy this...(fingers the lever)
(From the Hangar, Snake absentmindedly calls Raiden, and hears something that makes his hair stand on end)
Raiden: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (sounds of crackling electricity) SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, YOU SAID THE DISGUISE WOULD WORK!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: (laughs for a good deal of time) You ASSUMED it did, kid. You never asked me if it would work 100%! (cracks his knuckles, and lights a cigarette, propping it between his teeth)
Raiden: I'm gonna KILL YOU! (zapping sound) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaah!!!!! (two clanking noises, followed by a shout is heard)
Snake: Doubt that...(smirks, turning off his nanomachines, and paces casually down the hanger)
(Minutes later, a bruised, half-dead, yet maddened Raiden is visible on the opposite side, gaining ground amazingly quickly) (Snake didn't pay attention to those "clank" noises, which was the sound of Raiden breaking through the cheap restraints)
Snake: DAMN...( pants profusely, his belly bursting from under his utility belt, his fat jiggling) I shouldn't have eaten that lard...So fattening...but so...GOOD!
Raiden: (smiles strangely) Here's something I should have done a loooooooooong time ago...
Snake: Whoa, I'm sorry, kid...you're just a fruit, I mean, just an idiot, I mean...arg! IT'S SLIPPING OUT! (jumps up in surprise, and tries to cower into a corner) (If only his fans saw him...)
(tries to joke around* Showin' off the 6-pac, huh? They should call ya "6 –pack Jack"!
(sees Raiden's expression change) I'm dead, ain't I?
Raiden: (finds a pair of scissors, and grabs a piece of Snake's mullet) Say goodbye to your flowing mullet!
Snake: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
END?