Thank you for all the reviews! Thank you, thank you! I expected my story to be boring or uninteresting to everybody, but I guess I was wrong! And even though I thought the last couple chapters weren't that interesting, I see y'all still liked it! Anyway. On to chapter thirteen! Ohhhhh. Suspicious . . .
Chapter 13: To be kissed by a Mummy!
It was chapter thirteen in the story and the suspicious guy came back to life.
"Thirteen!" He yelled.
"Leave it to me to wake up in the thirteenth chapter!" And with that he died again.
(I don't know why I put that in the story. I just did.)
Meanwhile Imhotep had just leaned over to kiss a sleeping Evelyn. Just then Rick, Jon, and the remaining guy belonging to the Band-Aid club also known as the last guy only in this story just to die . . .. Well they all rushed into the room.
Just then Evelyn woke up to find herself being kissed by a Mummy! Her eye's widened and she tried to get away, but only managed to fall out of the bed and hit her head against the wall.
Imhotep growled at the new comers for interrupting his (uh hum) "moment".
But Rick had a surprise up his sleeve.
"I brought you a little present!" Rick said holding up a cat in Imhotep's face.
Imhotep was not amused. But he wasn't scared either.
"You're supposed to be scared." Rick said.
The little cat simply meowed in the mummy's face and the mummy sneezed. (He was allergic to cats, but not scared of them.)
"Why would he be scared of an innocent kitten." The guy who is only in this story to die said.
"He was scared of it before . . .," Rick said getting a little nervous as the mummy eyed him evilly.
"I don't like that look he's giving you Rick." Jon said nervously.
"Me neither." Rick agreed.
Then Imhotep recognized the cat that Rick was holding in his hands. It was the cat that had played the piano! He flew away scared. When cats could play piano's something was defiantly not right. Sort of like when pigs could fly. So the mummy poofed into a sand storm and flew away.
"Good job, kitty!" Jon said petting the cat.
Then the cat went over to the piano and started playing the "Moonlight Sonata." Don't ask me how she did it because it takes more than four paws to play it, I believe.
Rick went over to Evelyn who was knocked out on the floor because of her little fall off the bed and also because of the shock of being kissed by the mummy.
"Are you OK?" he asked Evelyn.
"I think so." Jon answered.
"He . . . He . . . kissed me." Evelyn said in shock.
"Yeah it must have been traumatic!" Jon said shuddering at the thought.
Evelyn stood up still shocked.
"No. It was amazing!" she said dreamily!
"What!" both Jon and Rick said together.
"He kissed better than you Rick!" She stated.
"That's it! This mummies going down!" Rick thought.
Just then Are walked into the room.
"What happened?" He asked.
"The mummy just kissed Evelyn!"
"Then it is as I feared! He wants to raise Anck from the dead!"
"Duh!" Jon said. "We knew that from the beginning of the story!"
"Oh yeah!" Said Rick. "And we still don't know how to kill him!"
"I think I know!" Evelyn said.
"You do?" Are asked.
"Is there another book similar to the one I read that rose Imhotep from the dead?"
"Well there is the book called "Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109."
"That couldn't help us though." Rick said sighing.
"That's it!" Evelyn said.
"If reading the "Guide on How to Rise Mummies from the Dead and Bring About the Destruction of the World, volume 8" made the mummy come to life . . ."
"Then reading the "Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109" can perhaps kill him!" Jon finished, as everyone looked at him surprised.
"Hey I'm not stupid!" Jon said when everybody looked at him strangely. "I'm just drunk!"
Meanwhile the Mummy wasn't doing so good. Somehow his little episode had drained him of his energy. He began to regret kissing Evelyn because somehow she made his mouth rot away.
"Must be an allergic reaction." He thought.
Or maybe it was the unknown wrath of Anck, Imhotep thought guiltily. But it didn't matter because soon Evelyn would be dead and Anck would be there!
Downstairs at the party he sat in a corner and nobody seemed to notice him. Beni was having a good time because a lot of girls thought his jester's shoes were cute.
"Thanks again for the shoes my master." Beni said with twenty girls hanging off him.
"I really can get girls now! Not to mention Anck's sister!"
"Grrrrr. Arg." Imhotep grumbled annoyed.
"Soon the party will be over." He said.
"Aw my prince, don't be a party pooper!"
"You see everyone drinking that beer?" Imhotep asked.
"The beer that you turned to blood?" Beni questioned raising up a pint in the air about to drink some.
"Don't drink it!" Imhotep warned.
"Why not master?"
"Because everyone who is down here and has drank it will become my slaves!" he said smiling wickedly.
"Oh." Beni said confused and looked over at one of the girls at his side who had suddenly grown a huge boil on her cheek.
"Ahh!" he yelped and pushed her away.
"Give me a kiss dear!" Another girl said laughing with a huge boil on her lips.
"Ewwww!" he said and ran behind Imhotep. He peered out from behind Imhotep and realized that everyone at the party had grown boils!
"Oh yes." Imhotep mentioned. "They also grow boils if they drink from the beer!"
"Sorry to ruin the party Beni but it's time to go!"
Beni said nothing as he tried not to touch any of the people who had boils. Which was just about everyone.
Chapter 13: To be kissed by a Mummy!
It was chapter thirteen in the story and the suspicious guy came back to life.
"Thirteen!" He yelled.
"Leave it to me to wake up in the thirteenth chapter!" And with that he died again.
(I don't know why I put that in the story. I just did.)
Meanwhile Imhotep had just leaned over to kiss a sleeping Evelyn. Just then Rick, Jon, and the remaining guy belonging to the Band-Aid club also known as the last guy only in this story just to die . . .. Well they all rushed into the room.
Just then Evelyn woke up to find herself being kissed by a Mummy! Her eye's widened and she tried to get away, but only managed to fall out of the bed and hit her head against the wall.
Imhotep growled at the new comers for interrupting his (uh hum) "moment".
But Rick had a surprise up his sleeve.
"I brought you a little present!" Rick said holding up a cat in Imhotep's face.
Imhotep was not amused. But he wasn't scared either.
"You're supposed to be scared." Rick said.
The little cat simply meowed in the mummy's face and the mummy sneezed. (He was allergic to cats, but not scared of them.)
"Why would he be scared of an innocent kitten." The guy who is only in this story to die said.
"He was scared of it before . . .," Rick said getting a little nervous as the mummy eyed him evilly.
"I don't like that look he's giving you Rick." Jon said nervously.
"Me neither." Rick agreed.
Then Imhotep recognized the cat that Rick was holding in his hands. It was the cat that had played the piano! He flew away scared. When cats could play piano's something was defiantly not right. Sort of like when pigs could fly. So the mummy poofed into a sand storm and flew away.
"Good job, kitty!" Jon said petting the cat.
Then the cat went over to the piano and started playing the "Moonlight Sonata." Don't ask me how she did it because it takes more than four paws to play it, I believe.
Rick went over to Evelyn who was knocked out on the floor because of her little fall off the bed and also because of the shock of being kissed by the mummy.
"Are you OK?" he asked Evelyn.
"I think so." Jon answered.
"He . . . He . . . kissed me." Evelyn said in shock.
"Yeah it must have been traumatic!" Jon said shuddering at the thought.
Evelyn stood up still shocked.
"No. It was amazing!" she said dreamily!
"What!" both Jon and Rick said together.
"He kissed better than you Rick!" She stated.
"That's it! This mummies going down!" Rick thought.
Just then Are walked into the room.
"What happened?" He asked.
"The mummy just kissed Evelyn!"
"Then it is as I feared! He wants to raise Anck from the dead!"
"Duh!" Jon said. "We knew that from the beginning of the story!"
"Oh yeah!" Said Rick. "And we still don't know how to kill him!"
"I think I know!" Evelyn said.
"You do?" Are asked.
"Is there another book similar to the one I read that rose Imhotep from the dead?"
"Well there is the book called "Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109."
"That couldn't help us though." Rick said sighing.
"That's it!" Evelyn said.
"If reading the "Guide on How to Rise Mummies from the Dead and Bring About the Destruction of the World, volume 8" made the mummy come to life . . ."
"Then reading the "Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109" can perhaps kill him!" Jon finished, as everyone looked at him surprised.
"Hey I'm not stupid!" Jon said when everybody looked at him strangely. "I'm just drunk!"
Meanwhile the Mummy wasn't doing so good. Somehow his little episode had drained him of his energy. He began to regret kissing Evelyn because somehow she made his mouth rot away.
"Must be an allergic reaction." He thought.
Or maybe it was the unknown wrath of Anck, Imhotep thought guiltily. But it didn't matter because soon Evelyn would be dead and Anck would be there!
Downstairs at the party he sat in a corner and nobody seemed to notice him. Beni was having a good time because a lot of girls thought his jester's shoes were cute.
"Thanks again for the shoes my master." Beni said with twenty girls hanging off him.
"I really can get girls now! Not to mention Anck's sister!"
"Grrrrr. Arg." Imhotep grumbled annoyed.
"Soon the party will be over." He said.
"Aw my prince, don't be a party pooper!"
"You see everyone drinking that beer?" Imhotep asked.
"The beer that you turned to blood?" Beni questioned raising up a pint in the air about to drink some.
"Don't drink it!" Imhotep warned.
"Why not master?"
"Because everyone who is down here and has drank it will become my slaves!" he said smiling wickedly.
"Oh." Beni said confused and looked over at one of the girls at his side who had suddenly grown a huge boil on her cheek.
"Ahh!" he yelped and pushed her away.
"Give me a kiss dear!" Another girl said laughing with a huge boil on her lips.
"Ewwww!" he said and ran behind Imhotep. He peered out from behind Imhotep and realized that everyone at the party had grown boils!
"Oh yes." Imhotep mentioned. "They also grow boils if they drink from the beer!"
"Sorry to ruin the party Beni but it's time to go!"
Beni said nothing as he tried not to touch any of the people who had boils. Which was just about everyone.