Sorry if the last chapter was sort of a lame excuse of a chapter, but this one's better, I promise you.
Chapter 14: Nice wall decoration
Our group of hero's ran to the museum to see if they could figure out where the book was located. There was Evelyn, Rick and Jon. Then there was Are and Evelyn's boss, the owner of the museum. Then of course we can't forget the last guy and member to the ever-popular sacred golden Band-Aid club and the last guy who is only in this story to die!
When they got there, outside they heard some chanting.
"Imhotep! Imhotep!"
"Who's Imhotep?" Rick said and Jon whapped him over the head.
"Look!" Evelyn said pointing to a slab of rock on the wall with big letters on top of it that read:
"If you are looking for the 'Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109,' then read this!" It said with an arrow pointing down at the stone hanging from the wall.
"Nice wall decoration." Rick commented.
Evelyn read the ancient writings on the wall aloud.
"As you already know the "Guide on How to Rise Mummies from the Dead and Bring About the Destruction of the World, volume 8" was buried next to Imhotep's grave . . ."
"Come on Evelyn!" Jon said.
"Can't you read in fast forward?"
"The only way to kill the mummy, if he is ever risen from the grave, please hope that never happens, is to read from this book, the "Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109." she continued reading.
"Come on!" Jon yelled as the chanters pushed open the doors downstairs under the control of Imhotep.
"He has controlled anyone who has drank from the blood." Are muttered in an all-knowing tone.
Jon quivered in his pants!
"I drank that blood!" he yelled and ran away.
"I'll just get the car ready!"
"Evelyn were running out of time!" Rick said.
"Patience is a virtue!" She sighed.
"Not if a bunch of party goers drunk off blood that was cursed by Imhotep and under his control are after you!" Rick said
"The Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109. is a very blessed book indeed . . ."
"We don't want a review! We just want to know where the hell it is!" Are yelled.
And Evelyn skipped all the words till she got to the very last sentence.
"It can be found under the statue of a guy with a horse head in Hamanatra!" she yelled excitably.
"Lets go!" Rick said and they ran in the direction Jon had gone.
Jon found the car but unfortunately he also found a bunch of the partiers covered in boils chanting.
He pretended to be one of them by chanting along with them and walking in a military fashion.
"Hey?" Someone in the crowd asked him.
"Why don't you have any boils?"
"Uh. Mine don't come in till next week?" He said in a small voice.
"Are you sure you are one of us?" Someone said suspiciously.
Of course I am!" he assured. "I got an official Mummy membership card!
Still they looked at him suspiciously.
Finally he pulled out his secret stash of beer and said.
"See I even drink from the blood!" And he took a big gulp.
Then they believed him and left him to go on chanting.
He took another gulp and said, "Hmm. Nice stuff!"
He started the car just as everyone piled in and he drove away.
But Beni saw them. He pulled on his master's sleeve.
"Um Prince Imhotep sir?"
"What!" the mummy said annoyed.
"I saw them drive away."
"You did?"
"Yeah they went that way!"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner!" Imhotep growled and threw Beni out the window angrily while Beni just floated down with his parachute like shoes.
He landed with a thud and said, "I need to get a new job!"
"People!" Imhotep screamed. "Those people in the car are the one's who stole the beer!"
And with that said they all ran after them angrily.
There were people of all sorts chasing the group of hero's in the car. There were clowns, guys in sweat pants, guys in suits, swimsuit models, and even kids. Someone even thought they saw Britney Spears there but it was never confirmed. But no matter who was there, they all had these nasty boils all over their bodies. It was a gross thing, indeed.
People filled the streets making it impossible for them to drive without hitting anyone.
"This is a very suspicious thing indeed." Jon the driver said as he was stopped in front of a crowd of people who blocked his path.
"The suspicious guy is dead!" Rick said and slammed his foot on the pedal knocking everyone over like bowling pins.
"I got a spare!" Jon commented.
Soon everyone had their hands full.
Are had a big muscular clown hanging onto him, which he finally managed to punch off of him.
The owner of the museum had a businessman trying to choke him, which he managed to slap at.
Rick had these two old guys hanging onto him and his bag of precious guns so he had to push them away and try and reach for his guns.
Evelyn had this blond teenager who was scratching at her face and pulling her hair. Evelyn poked her in the eyes and she lost her balance and fell off the car.
Even Jon who was trying to drive had to fight this guy in short shorts.
"Get off the windshield!" He yelled at the man fighting him.
"You're blocking my view."
"Oh my bad." The man said and simply fell of.
But the guy who is only in this story to die didn't have much luck as two girls were grabbing him.
"Normally I'd be flattered that you girls were grabbing me . . ." He said trying to push them out of the car. But when the car turned he fell out and tried to run away.
But Imhotep found him.
The guy who is only in this story to die and the one who owned the last sacred golden Band-Aid shook with fear.
Unlike his friends he didn't want to die. Oh wait. They didn't want to die either.
"Please don't kill me!" He pleaded with Imhotep.
"I'm not even supposed to die! They cast me to the wrong part!" He continued to plead.
"But I need new lips!" Imhotep said pointing to his rotted ones.
"You think I'm gonna kiss Anck like this?"
"No not my lips!" The guy yelled.
"I don't want your lips . . ." Imhotep said.
"Oh!" The guy who is only in this story to die said as he thought that maybe he really wasn't in this story to die after all!
"I want your entire body!" Imhotep screamed.
"What kind of Mummy are you!" The guy said disgusted.
"You know what I mean!" Imhotep said aggravated.
"Time to put an end to the sacred golden Band-Aid club!" Imhotep yelled.
And before he could say anything Imhotep sucked him dry, but without a straw this time.
[I know I could have done better with the car driving part. But oh well, this will have to do? Suggestions and comments are always appreciated!]
Bye for now! Until next time . . .
: )
Chapter 14: Nice wall decoration
Our group of hero's ran to the museum to see if they could figure out where the book was located. There was Evelyn, Rick and Jon. Then there was Are and Evelyn's boss, the owner of the museum. Then of course we can't forget the last guy and member to the ever-popular sacred golden Band-Aid club and the last guy who is only in this story to die!
When they got there, outside they heard some chanting.
"Imhotep! Imhotep!"
"Who's Imhotep?" Rick said and Jon whapped him over the head.
"Look!" Evelyn said pointing to a slab of rock on the wall with big letters on top of it that read:
"If you are looking for the 'Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109,' then read this!" It said with an arrow pointing down at the stone hanging from the wall.
"Nice wall decoration." Rick commented.
Evelyn read the ancient writings on the wall aloud.
"As you already know the "Guide on How to Rise Mummies from the Dead and Bring About the Destruction of the World, volume 8" was buried next to Imhotep's grave . . ."
"Come on Evelyn!" Jon said.
"Can't you read in fast forward?"
"The only way to kill the mummy, if he is ever risen from the grave, please hope that never happens, is to read from this book, the "Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109." she continued reading.
"Come on!" Jon yelled as the chanters pushed open the doors downstairs under the control of Imhotep.
"He has controlled anyone who has drank from the blood." Are muttered in an all-knowing tone.
Jon quivered in his pants!
"I drank that blood!" he yelled and ran away.
"I'll just get the car ready!"
"Evelyn were running out of time!" Rick said.
"Patience is a virtue!" She sighed.
"Not if a bunch of party goers drunk off blood that was cursed by Imhotep and under his control are after you!" Rick said
"The Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109. is a very blessed book indeed . . ."
"We don't want a review! We just want to know where the hell it is!" Are yelled.
And Evelyn skipped all the words till she got to the very last sentence.
"It can be found under the statue of a guy with a horse head in Hamanatra!" she yelled excitably.
"Lets go!" Rick said and they ran in the direction Jon had gone.
Jon found the car but unfortunately he also found a bunch of the partiers covered in boils chanting.
He pretended to be one of them by chanting along with them and walking in a military fashion.
"Hey?" Someone in the crowd asked him.
"Why don't you have any boils?"
"Uh. Mine don't come in till next week?" He said in a small voice.
"Are you sure you are one of us?" Someone said suspiciously.
Of course I am!" he assured. "I got an official Mummy membership card!
Still they looked at him suspiciously.
Finally he pulled out his secret stash of beer and said.
"See I even drink from the blood!" And he took a big gulp.
Then they believed him and left him to go on chanting.
He took another gulp and said, "Hmm. Nice stuff!"
He started the car just as everyone piled in and he drove away.
But Beni saw them. He pulled on his master's sleeve.
"Um Prince Imhotep sir?"
"What!" the mummy said annoyed.
"I saw them drive away."
"You did?"
"Yeah they went that way!"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner!" Imhotep growled and threw Beni out the window angrily while Beni just floated down with his parachute like shoes.
He landed with a thud and said, "I need to get a new job!"
"People!" Imhotep screamed. "Those people in the car are the one's who stole the beer!"
And with that said they all ran after them angrily.
There were people of all sorts chasing the group of hero's in the car. There were clowns, guys in sweat pants, guys in suits, swimsuit models, and even kids. Someone even thought they saw Britney Spears there but it was never confirmed. But no matter who was there, they all had these nasty boils all over their bodies. It was a gross thing, indeed.
People filled the streets making it impossible for them to drive without hitting anyone.
"This is a very suspicious thing indeed." Jon the driver said as he was stopped in front of a crowd of people who blocked his path.
"The suspicious guy is dead!" Rick said and slammed his foot on the pedal knocking everyone over like bowling pins.
"I got a spare!" Jon commented.
Soon everyone had their hands full.
Are had a big muscular clown hanging onto him, which he finally managed to punch off of him.
The owner of the museum had a businessman trying to choke him, which he managed to slap at.
Rick had these two old guys hanging onto him and his bag of precious guns so he had to push them away and try and reach for his guns.
Evelyn had this blond teenager who was scratching at her face and pulling her hair. Evelyn poked her in the eyes and she lost her balance and fell off the car.
Even Jon who was trying to drive had to fight this guy in short shorts.
"Get off the windshield!" He yelled at the man fighting him.
"You're blocking my view."
"Oh my bad." The man said and simply fell of.
But the guy who is only in this story to die didn't have much luck as two girls were grabbing him.
"Normally I'd be flattered that you girls were grabbing me . . ." He said trying to push them out of the car. But when the car turned he fell out and tried to run away.
But Imhotep found him.
The guy who is only in this story to die and the one who owned the last sacred golden Band-Aid shook with fear.
Unlike his friends he didn't want to die. Oh wait. They didn't want to die either.
"Please don't kill me!" He pleaded with Imhotep.
"I'm not even supposed to die! They cast me to the wrong part!" He continued to plead.
"But I need new lips!" Imhotep said pointing to his rotted ones.
"You think I'm gonna kiss Anck like this?"
"No not my lips!" The guy yelled.
"I don't want your lips . . ." Imhotep said.
"Oh!" The guy who is only in this story to die said as he thought that maybe he really wasn't in this story to die after all!
"I want your entire body!" Imhotep screamed.
"What kind of Mummy are you!" The guy said disgusted.
"You know what I mean!" Imhotep said aggravated.
"Time to put an end to the sacred golden Band-Aid club!" Imhotep yelled.
And before he could say anything Imhotep sucked him dry, but without a straw this time.
[I know I could have done better with the car driving part. But oh well, this will have to do? Suggestions and comments are always appreciated!]
Bye for now! Until next time . . .
: )