Chapter 15: That's not fair!
"Oh no!" Jon said.
"What?" Rick said
"I totaled the car!"
Rick looked down to see that Jon had indeed crashed into a post.
"Jon how could you!" Evelyn yelled.
"Sorry. I swear that post just jumped out at me. I blame Imhotep."
"I knew he shouldn't have been the driver! It took him ten times till he finally could get his license!"
"No it didn't it only took 11 times." Jon said and then realized that what he said was worse than what Evelyn said.
"And that was last year!" Evelyn yelled.
"Could the fact that he was drunk also be an argument on why Jon shouldn't be the driver." Are mentioned.
"Why?" Evelyn said.
"It's never stopped him before."
"You English have strange ways." Are said.
They just sat there arguing for a while till the chanters caught up to them. Then they realized that the chanters were there and ran out of the car only to be cornered against a wall.
Suddenly the chanters parted making a little path for Imhotep and his jingling jester, Beni.
"He is fully rejuvenated!" Are stated.
"He stole everybody's body parts!" Evelyn said in horror.
"Yeah, doesn't he plan to do something to you Evelyn?" Rick said trying to remember and scratching his head.
"Oh yes. Sacrifice me. Right! I always forget that part." A rather air headed Evelyn said.
(As you can see, these two airheads are perfect for one another.
Imhotep said something in ancient Egyptian and Beni said.
"I will interpret what he said: In a galaxy far, far away . . ."
"Wait my master!" Beni said.
"Are you reading from the right script?"
Imhotep shuffled through some papyrus.
"Oh yes! Here it is!" Imhotep said.
Again he said something in Egyptian and Beni said,
"He vant's to suck your blood!"
"Stop joking around jester!" Imhotep growled.
"Oh yes what he really said is: "Come with me woman I just kissed!" Beni interpreted.
"He said woman I HAD kissed, stupid." Evelyn corrected.
"Oh." Beni said simply.
Again Imhotep spoke in Egyptian ignoring Beni.
Beni said "Come vith me and I will spare your friends!"
"He thinks we're bowling pins?" Jon said trying to make a joke but nobody laughed but Beni who doesn't count.
"Oh dear. I'd better go with him." Evelyn said.
"I would save you but I left my guns in the car." Rick said
"Don't go!" He pleaded and looked to Are for support.
"Live today, fight tomorrow." Are suddenly said.
Rick looked at Jon who just said "Yeah what he said."
Then he looked at the owner of the museum, who is still here you know.
The guy just looked at him and said "Hey. I don't even know you!"
"You can't go with him!" Rick argued.
"You can save me before he performs the ritual."
"The what?"
"The sacrifice . . ." Evelyn said more simply.
"But he kisses better than me!" Rick said feeling less manly without his precious guns.
"If you save me, you can try to beat him!" Evelyn said with a sly look in her eye.
And with that she walked over to Imhotep.
"Hold me back! Hold me back." Rick said as he pretended to get ready to charge at Imhotep. But when nobody moved he merely said "Nevermind."
Imhotep walked away and Beni went over to Jon and took something from his shirt pocket.
"Hey that's my nightlight!" Jon said. "The suspicious guy already stole my other one!"
"And look what happened to him!" Rick said.
Beni just looked at them nervously and yelled after Imhotep, "Vait for me!"
"That was my only other one!" Jon said continuing. "I only had two of those!"
"Kill them!" Imhotep ordered everybody.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Evelyn screamed.
Imhotep simply covered her mouth this time.
Rick looked around and saw a ladder hanging down from the wall leading up to an open window. Then he saw how there were only people on his left side and nobody on his right. Then he saw that there was an open door leading to the inside of the building behind him. On the wall he saw a sign hanging over a button on the wall that said "If you are about to be killed by a huge crowd under the control of and evil mummy, press this button." But he thought that it was just a wall decoration. Finally he saw the teeny hole of the sewer and tore off the grate covering.
"Get in!" He ordered Jon!
"But what about my sister?" he asked!
"Well get her back!'
"And my nightlight!" Jon said.
"Well get that back too!" Rick said as he lifted Jon up and stuffed him down the hole.
"Come on!" He yelled at the owner of the museum and Are.
Are came but the owner took out his sword that he never knew he had till now and started slicing at people who came near.
"Are you sure we shouldn't have pressed that button?" Are said pointing to the button on the wall with the sign over it.
"I thought that was just a wall decoration." Rick said quickly and pointed to the sewer.
"This is the only way out, get in!" Are refused Rick's assistance and squished himself through the small hole leading to the sewers.
"Come on!" Rick yelled at the museum owner.
"Go!" the guy yelled at him and Rick shrugged and finally managed to squish himself through.
The crowds were now gathering around the museum owner.
"Oh no! I'm gonna die!" He realized.
"I didn't know I was only in this story to die!" He yelled at the crowds.
"That might explain the fact that no one remembers your name!" A girl from the crowds said. (At least the author of this story doesn't.)
"That's not fair!"
And they all killed him as he continued arguing about how unfair it was for him to die.
Note: There will be a show down between our hero's and the mummy coming soon to a computer near you. Rumor has it that there will be different contest our hero's and mummy will compete in, including a kissing contest. But nothing has been confirmed as Imhotep has refused to give a statement and Rick is in the sewers right now and Evelyn is too busy airing out her head of all that air. Nobody wanted to hear from a guy named Are, and Jon's too drunk to say anything. Besides they are both in the sewers with Rick. All other possible interview subjects are now dead.
"Oh no!" Jon said.
"What?" Rick said
"I totaled the car!"
Rick looked down to see that Jon had indeed crashed into a post.
"Jon how could you!" Evelyn yelled.
"Sorry. I swear that post just jumped out at me. I blame Imhotep."
"I knew he shouldn't have been the driver! It took him ten times till he finally could get his license!"
"No it didn't it only took 11 times." Jon said and then realized that what he said was worse than what Evelyn said.
"And that was last year!" Evelyn yelled.
"Could the fact that he was drunk also be an argument on why Jon shouldn't be the driver." Are mentioned.
"Why?" Evelyn said.
"It's never stopped him before."
"You English have strange ways." Are said.
They just sat there arguing for a while till the chanters caught up to them. Then they realized that the chanters were there and ran out of the car only to be cornered against a wall.
Suddenly the chanters parted making a little path for Imhotep and his jingling jester, Beni.
"He is fully rejuvenated!" Are stated.
"He stole everybody's body parts!" Evelyn said in horror.
"Yeah, doesn't he plan to do something to you Evelyn?" Rick said trying to remember and scratching his head.
"Oh yes. Sacrifice me. Right! I always forget that part." A rather air headed Evelyn said.
(As you can see, these two airheads are perfect for one another.
Imhotep said something in ancient Egyptian and Beni said.
"I will interpret what he said: In a galaxy far, far away . . ."
"Wait my master!" Beni said.
"Are you reading from the right script?"
Imhotep shuffled through some papyrus.
"Oh yes! Here it is!" Imhotep said.
Again he said something in Egyptian and Beni said,
"He vant's to suck your blood!"
"Stop joking around jester!" Imhotep growled.
"Oh yes what he really said is: "Come with me woman I just kissed!" Beni interpreted.
"He said woman I HAD kissed, stupid." Evelyn corrected.
"Oh." Beni said simply.
Again Imhotep spoke in Egyptian ignoring Beni.
Beni said "Come vith me and I will spare your friends!"
"He thinks we're bowling pins?" Jon said trying to make a joke but nobody laughed but Beni who doesn't count.
"Oh dear. I'd better go with him." Evelyn said.
"I would save you but I left my guns in the car." Rick said
"Don't go!" He pleaded and looked to Are for support.
"Live today, fight tomorrow." Are suddenly said.
Rick looked at Jon who just said "Yeah what he said."
Then he looked at the owner of the museum, who is still here you know.
The guy just looked at him and said "Hey. I don't even know you!"
"You can't go with him!" Rick argued.
"You can save me before he performs the ritual."
"The what?"
"The sacrifice . . ." Evelyn said more simply.
"But he kisses better than me!" Rick said feeling less manly without his precious guns.
"If you save me, you can try to beat him!" Evelyn said with a sly look in her eye.
And with that she walked over to Imhotep.
"Hold me back! Hold me back." Rick said as he pretended to get ready to charge at Imhotep. But when nobody moved he merely said "Nevermind."
Imhotep walked away and Beni went over to Jon and took something from his shirt pocket.
"Hey that's my nightlight!" Jon said. "The suspicious guy already stole my other one!"
"And look what happened to him!" Rick said.
Beni just looked at them nervously and yelled after Imhotep, "Vait for me!"
"That was my only other one!" Jon said continuing. "I only had two of those!"
"Kill them!" Imhotep ordered everybody.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Evelyn screamed.
Imhotep simply covered her mouth this time.
Rick looked around and saw a ladder hanging down from the wall leading up to an open window. Then he saw how there were only people on his left side and nobody on his right. Then he saw that there was an open door leading to the inside of the building behind him. On the wall he saw a sign hanging over a button on the wall that said "If you are about to be killed by a huge crowd under the control of and evil mummy, press this button." But he thought that it was just a wall decoration. Finally he saw the teeny hole of the sewer and tore off the grate covering.
"Get in!" He ordered Jon!
"But what about my sister?" he asked!
"Well get her back!'
"And my nightlight!" Jon said.
"Well get that back too!" Rick said as he lifted Jon up and stuffed him down the hole.
"Come on!" He yelled at the owner of the museum and Are.
Are came but the owner took out his sword that he never knew he had till now and started slicing at people who came near.
"Are you sure we shouldn't have pressed that button?" Are said pointing to the button on the wall with the sign over it.
"I thought that was just a wall decoration." Rick said quickly and pointed to the sewer.
"This is the only way out, get in!" Are refused Rick's assistance and squished himself through the small hole leading to the sewers.
"Come on!" Rick yelled at the museum owner.
"Go!" the guy yelled at him and Rick shrugged and finally managed to squish himself through.
The crowds were now gathering around the museum owner.
"Oh no! I'm gonna die!" He realized.
"I didn't know I was only in this story to die!" He yelled at the crowds.
"That might explain the fact that no one remembers your name!" A girl from the crowds said. (At least the author of this story doesn't.)
"That's not fair!"
And they all killed him as he continued arguing about how unfair it was for him to die.
Note: There will be a show down between our hero's and the mummy coming soon to a computer near you. Rumor has it that there will be different contest our hero's and mummy will compete in, including a kissing contest. But nothing has been confirmed as Imhotep has refused to give a statement and Rick is in the sewers right now and Evelyn is too busy airing out her head of all that air. Nobody wanted to hear from a guy named Are, and Jon's too drunk to say anything. Besides they are both in the sewers with Rick. All other possible interview subjects are now dead.