Someone told me I should wait till I put up the next chapters, but here is the next chapters anyway. Let me warn you though: Everything is very strange! Like I really have to warn you.
Chapter 16: Imhotep Sandstorm 5000
"How are we gonna save Evelyn and stop the mummy?" Jon asked as they walked through the sewers.
"I don't know!" Rick said. "It's hard for me to think! If only I had my guns!"
"How would that help?" Are asked.
"I don't know. They help me think better." Rick answered.
"Americans . . ." Are mumbled.
"Look they will go to Hamanatra so if we want to save Evelyn and stop Imhotep we must go there."
"How will we get there?" Jon asked who had just stepped in some nasty smelling water.
"I don't know!" Rick said as they climbed out of another hole.
When they finally got out of the sewers a small woman with glasses came up to them with a clipboard.
"Are you Rick O' Connor?" she asked Rick.
"Yeah. Who wants to know?"
She ignored his question and said in an excited voice, "Congratulations Mr. O' Connor you are now the proud owner of an airplane!"
"I am?"
"Yes. Now just sign here." She said shoving the clipboard in his hands.
"Cool!" Rick said signing it.
"Must be from that shooting contest I entered last year."
"Except I didn't win first place . . ." Rick said disappointed.
"Why what do you get if you win first place?" Jon asked.
"A big gun."
"Well now we can get to Hamanatra!" Are said happily.
"We can?" Rick said confused.
Are looked at him in astonishment.
"You just won an airplane Rick, we can fly it there!"
"But I don't know how to fly an airplane!" Rick said.
"Do you?" He asked Are.
"No."
"Do you?" He asked Jon.
"No. And even if I did I wouldn't do it! Like to keep my feet firmly on the ground."
"Then who's gonna try and fly it. I'm definitely not going to." Are said.
They looked at Rick, and Jon said.
"I don't trust Rick to fly the plane . . ."
"Yeah me neither." Are said.
Just then across the street they saw a homeless guy with a sigh that said, "Will work for food."
Rick went over there and gave the man some food and said, "Hey, wanna fly an airplane?"
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Meanwhile Evelyn, Beni, and Imhotep were getting ready for their trip to Hamanatra. Imhotep made sure he had all six of the sacred golden Band-Aids and the book. Beni packed up his stuff and Evelyn just sat there tied up.
"Are you sure you don't need to go to the bathroom?" Imhotep asked Beni. "It's a long trip."
"Yes master. I am sure!"
"There is no bathroom in Hamanatra so you better go just in case. Unless you wanna dig a hole in the ground.
"I'm OK." Beni said.
"Well then let's go!" Imhotep said and turned himself into a sand storm
Steps appeared at the foot of the sandstorm made out of . . . sand.
Beni and Evelyn walked up the stairs somewhat frightened.
A female voice was heard coming from the sand as the steps led to the heart of the sand storm where two movie theater chairs sat.
"Welcome to the Imhotep Sandstorm model 5000!" The female voice said in a pleasant voice.
"Please sit quickly and fasten your seat belt. Please no standing or getting up during the ride." The voice said as if it were an amusement park ride. They sat down confused but curious.
"Now sit back and enjoy your trip to Hamanatra on the Imhotep Sandstorm 5000!"
Suddenly the room got dark. And they were in for the ride of there life . . .
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So there they were Rick, Jon, and Are, plus some guy they picked up off the streets flying in an airplane. Unfortunately the airplane only had two seats. One for the driver and one for a passenger in the back.
Jon had been attached to one wing while the Are had been attached to the other wing. For a homeless guy, he handled the plane rather well.
"Pretty fly, for a homeless guy." Rick said to the homeless guy who's name was Jimbo Bob.
"Are you OK?" Rick asked Jon who had vomit dribbling out of his mouth!
"DO I BLOODY LOOK ALRIGHT!" He yelled back annoyed making himself greener in the face.
"I knew I should never have drunken that blood!" Jon muttered to himself.
"What about you?" He yelled at Are.
But Are was too busy yelling with glee because he had never flown in an airplane before. Especially not on the wing of one.
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Suddenly after a while the ride stopped for Evelyn and Beni. Beni was feeling rather nauseous while Evelyn was smiling happily.
"Thank you for riding Imhotep Sandstorm 5000. Please watch your step . . ." The voice said as Beni and Evelyn fell from a five foot drop into the sand.
". . . and enjoy your stay in Hamanatra." The voice continued in a unusually pleasant voice.
Unfortunately Beni had landed on top of Evelyn.
"Ew! Get off me!" She yelled in a girlish voice.
"I didn't know you were like that!"
Beni got up but he ran to the side to throw up. Then he came back just as Imhotep changed from the Imhotep Sandstorm 5000 into just plain old Imhotep. And he was old, mind you!
"Can we do that again!" Evelyn yelled excitably jumping up and down next to Imhotep like a little girl. He merely looked at her with that mischievous smile of his. (You know the one I mean!)
"No Master please!" Beni pleaded. "Let's NOT do that again."
"I need a promotion!" Beni mumbled.
"We're back!" Evelyn whispered as she looked off in the distance.
"What!" Beni said. "How do you know?"
"See that sign?" she said pointing to a sign besides them.
"Yeah?" He said.
"It says Hamanatra! Can't you read!" She yelled at Beni.
"Well you didn't tell me to look at the words, just the sign."
Just then a plane flew over head and Evelyn heard Rick's voice call to her,
"Hey Evelyn! Look I won an airplane! Isn't that neat!"
Imhotep looked at the airplane angrily.
"Isn't he so cute!" Evelyn said to Beni.
"Uh, not particularly . . ." Beni answered.
Evelyn waved at the airplane as Imhotep stepped in front of her eyeing the plane evilly. She gasped wondering what he might do.
"My sandstorm's hungry." Imhotep said in ancient Egyptian, of course.
Suddenly he summoned the sand to follow the airplane. Don't ask me how he did it, he never told me. He just did it that's all I know. And all the sand particles worked together to chase after the plane while Imhotep focused on them, on the ground.
Rick suddenly realized a gun was attached to the plane and started shooting at the sand.
"Shoo sand! Shoo!" Jon yelled as sand started to swirl around them.
"They must be having fun." Evelyn said looking up to the sky. "I know I had fun in the Imhotep Sandstorm 5000!"
"I don't think this is the same thing we were in Evelyn." Beni said.
"I think it's much worse!"
"What! Then he'll kill them!"
"That's the idea sister!" Beni said shaking sand out of his jester's shoes.
Evelyn ran over to Imhotep. "Stop!" She whined.
Then she saw how his lips were no longer rotted and she began to wonder . . .
She kissed Imhotep distracting him from concentrating on the sand so it fell back to the ground where it is supposed to be.
"Ohh! She kissed me!" Imhotep said gleefully to Beni.
They gave each other high fives while the plane crashed behind them.
[Who knows what's gonna happen next. I don't even know. Please review!]
Chapter 16: Imhotep Sandstorm 5000
"How are we gonna save Evelyn and stop the mummy?" Jon asked as they walked through the sewers.
"I don't know!" Rick said. "It's hard for me to think! If only I had my guns!"
"How would that help?" Are asked.
"I don't know. They help me think better." Rick answered.
"Americans . . ." Are mumbled.
"Look they will go to Hamanatra so if we want to save Evelyn and stop Imhotep we must go there."
"How will we get there?" Jon asked who had just stepped in some nasty smelling water.
"I don't know!" Rick said as they climbed out of another hole.
When they finally got out of the sewers a small woman with glasses came up to them with a clipboard.
"Are you Rick O' Connor?" she asked Rick.
"Yeah. Who wants to know?"
She ignored his question and said in an excited voice, "Congratulations Mr. O' Connor you are now the proud owner of an airplane!"
"I am?"
"Yes. Now just sign here." She said shoving the clipboard in his hands.
"Cool!" Rick said signing it.
"Must be from that shooting contest I entered last year."
"Except I didn't win first place . . ." Rick said disappointed.
"Why what do you get if you win first place?" Jon asked.
"A big gun."
"Well now we can get to Hamanatra!" Are said happily.
"We can?" Rick said confused.
Are looked at him in astonishment.
"You just won an airplane Rick, we can fly it there!"
"But I don't know how to fly an airplane!" Rick said.
"Do you?" He asked Are.
"No."
"Do you?" He asked Jon.
"No. And even if I did I wouldn't do it! Like to keep my feet firmly on the ground."
"Then who's gonna try and fly it. I'm definitely not going to." Are said.
They looked at Rick, and Jon said.
"I don't trust Rick to fly the plane . . ."
"Yeah me neither." Are said.
Just then across the street they saw a homeless guy with a sigh that said, "Will work for food."
Rick went over there and gave the man some food and said, "Hey, wanna fly an airplane?"
________________________________________________________
Meanwhile Evelyn, Beni, and Imhotep were getting ready for their trip to Hamanatra. Imhotep made sure he had all six of the sacred golden Band-Aids and the book. Beni packed up his stuff and Evelyn just sat there tied up.
"Are you sure you don't need to go to the bathroom?" Imhotep asked Beni. "It's a long trip."
"Yes master. I am sure!"
"There is no bathroom in Hamanatra so you better go just in case. Unless you wanna dig a hole in the ground.
"I'm OK." Beni said.
"Well then let's go!" Imhotep said and turned himself into a sand storm
Steps appeared at the foot of the sandstorm made out of . . . sand.
Beni and Evelyn walked up the stairs somewhat frightened.
A female voice was heard coming from the sand as the steps led to the heart of the sand storm where two movie theater chairs sat.
"Welcome to the Imhotep Sandstorm model 5000!" The female voice said in a pleasant voice.
"Please sit quickly and fasten your seat belt. Please no standing or getting up during the ride." The voice said as if it were an amusement park ride. They sat down confused but curious.
"Now sit back and enjoy your trip to Hamanatra on the Imhotep Sandstorm 5000!"
Suddenly the room got dark. And they were in for the ride of there life . . .
_________________________________________________________
So there they were Rick, Jon, and Are, plus some guy they picked up off the streets flying in an airplane. Unfortunately the airplane only had two seats. One for the driver and one for a passenger in the back.
Jon had been attached to one wing while the Are had been attached to the other wing. For a homeless guy, he handled the plane rather well.
"Pretty fly, for a homeless guy." Rick said to the homeless guy who's name was Jimbo Bob.
"Are you OK?" Rick asked Jon who had vomit dribbling out of his mouth!
"DO I BLOODY LOOK ALRIGHT!" He yelled back annoyed making himself greener in the face.
"I knew I should never have drunken that blood!" Jon muttered to himself.
"What about you?" He yelled at Are.
But Are was too busy yelling with glee because he had never flown in an airplane before. Especially not on the wing of one.
____________________________________________________________
Suddenly after a while the ride stopped for Evelyn and Beni. Beni was feeling rather nauseous while Evelyn was smiling happily.
"Thank you for riding Imhotep Sandstorm 5000. Please watch your step . . ." The voice said as Beni and Evelyn fell from a five foot drop into the sand.
". . . and enjoy your stay in Hamanatra." The voice continued in a unusually pleasant voice.
Unfortunately Beni had landed on top of Evelyn.
"Ew! Get off me!" She yelled in a girlish voice.
"I didn't know you were like that!"
Beni got up but he ran to the side to throw up. Then he came back just as Imhotep changed from the Imhotep Sandstorm 5000 into just plain old Imhotep. And he was old, mind you!
"Can we do that again!" Evelyn yelled excitably jumping up and down next to Imhotep like a little girl. He merely looked at her with that mischievous smile of his. (You know the one I mean!)
"No Master please!" Beni pleaded. "Let's NOT do that again."
"I need a promotion!" Beni mumbled.
"We're back!" Evelyn whispered as she looked off in the distance.
"What!" Beni said. "How do you know?"
"See that sign?" she said pointing to a sign besides them.
"Yeah?" He said.
"It says Hamanatra! Can't you read!" She yelled at Beni.
"Well you didn't tell me to look at the words, just the sign."
Just then a plane flew over head and Evelyn heard Rick's voice call to her,
"Hey Evelyn! Look I won an airplane! Isn't that neat!"
Imhotep looked at the airplane angrily.
"Isn't he so cute!" Evelyn said to Beni.
"Uh, not particularly . . ." Beni answered.
Evelyn waved at the airplane as Imhotep stepped in front of her eyeing the plane evilly. She gasped wondering what he might do.
"My sandstorm's hungry." Imhotep said in ancient Egyptian, of course.
Suddenly he summoned the sand to follow the airplane. Don't ask me how he did it, he never told me. He just did it that's all I know. And all the sand particles worked together to chase after the plane while Imhotep focused on them, on the ground.
Rick suddenly realized a gun was attached to the plane and started shooting at the sand.
"Shoo sand! Shoo!" Jon yelled as sand started to swirl around them.
"They must be having fun." Evelyn said looking up to the sky. "I know I had fun in the Imhotep Sandstorm 5000!"
"I don't think this is the same thing we were in Evelyn." Beni said.
"I think it's much worse!"
"What! Then he'll kill them!"
"That's the idea sister!" Beni said shaking sand out of his jester's shoes.
Evelyn ran over to Imhotep. "Stop!" She whined.
Then she saw how his lips were no longer rotted and she began to wonder . . .
She kissed Imhotep distracting him from concentrating on the sand so it fell back to the ground where it is supposed to be.
"Ohh! She kissed me!" Imhotep said gleefully to Beni.
They gave each other high fives while the plane crashed behind them.
[Who knows what's gonna happen next. I don't even know. Please review!]