Chapter 18: Butter, Pens, and Powder! Oh my!
Some reason Imhotep, Beni, and Evelyn didn't hear the destruction going on to Hamanatra's outside walls.
"I can't see!" Beni said and plugged in Jon's nightlight into the wall.
Then Evelyn and Beni were too busy watching Imhotep putting the sacred golden Band-Aids on this girl mummy.
"Who's that?" Beni finally said.
"A girl named Anck!" Imhotep said which is the name of this story in case you didn't know or need to be reminded.
"She is my love . . ." Imhotep said cooing over the dried out corpse. This looked a little strange to the two humans standing on the side watching Imhotep. Evelyn and Beni. (Sitting in a tree . . . )
"When will I get to meet her sister!" Beni interrupted Imhotep's 'moment' with the dead girl.
Imhotep looked at him angrily. "Just asking . . ." Beni said in a small voice.
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Meanwhile Jon and Are were trying to push Rick through the hole he had caused by the crane. Well at least Are was pushing. Jon wasn't really helping. Hard work and Jon didn't belong in the same sentence. I mean . . . Whoops . . .
"I don't know why I can't get through!" Rick yelled. "I got through the sewer hole."
"Gravity must have been helping you then . . ." Are grunted.
"You didn't happen to put on any weight since then?" Jon asked merely leaning against Rick. Hey! He was helping, as he believed.
"Here try some butter." Jon. said and somehow found a stick of butter in a refrigerator that appeared out of no where. Then the fridge disappeared back to no where. (Bet you didn't see that one coming.
They rubbed the butter onto Rick, which caused him much discomfort because it . . . tickled him.
"He, He, He!" Rick laughed. "That tickles!'
Then Rick popped through making this big popping noise as he was still laughing.
"Who knew you could have so much fun with butter!" Rick laughed.
Then a pen fell out of Jon's pocket and fell to the floor making a tiny little noise.
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Imhotep, Beni, and Evelyn who had not heard all the construction. Who had not heard Jon.'s blabbering about the bug. Who had not heard the loud crash of the crane. They hadn't even heard Rick's laughing and popping noise as he slipped through the hole.
What they did hear was the little noise of Jon's pen dropping. Isn't it Ironic? (Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding date. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, and all that other ironic stuff.)
"He's come to rescue me!" Evelyn cheered. "Isn't it romantic?" She said to Beni with a sigh.
"Yeah, I wish somebody would save me!" He mumbled annoyed that Rick was here.
Then Imhotep took out a white looking baby powder substance.
"This ought to wake them up!' He said blowing it on these pictures of slaves on the wall. When he said that it made me really suspicious . . .
The pictures, I guess, sniffed the white powder and came alive! I never asked him what that white powder is, but if it can make the walls come alive I'd say it's some really powerful stuff!
"Whoa! Master Imhotep! Can I have some of that stuff?" Beni asked.
Imhotep looked at him annoyed. "It would kill you!" He growled.
"Beside's I don't have anymore." He lied.
Then he looked at the wall people who had some alive. "Wake the other's! And kill the intruder's!"
"No!" Evelyn yelped but wasn't about to try and stop the now alive pictures. They were ugly stone mummies or something.
"Go to sleep!" Imhotep ordered Evelyn pointing to the sacrifice table.
"No!" she pouted like a spoiled little three year old.
"Yes!" Imhotep said like an exasperated father.
"Make me!" She argued like a little girl.
"NOW!" Imhotep yelled like a father losing his temper.
"Do I get a bedtime story?" Evelyn asked pouting but sitting down on the sacrifice table.
After Imhotep read her "Golden Anck and the three Mummies", "Little golden painted Riding Hood", and "Imhotep the Ugly Mummy." Evelyn was still wide awake, but Beni was fast asleep on the floor.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" She asked.
"No." He said simply.
"Can I get a glass of water?"
"No!"
Imhotep shook Beni awake. "Do not eat me CinderAnck!" He yelled.
Then Imhotep took out a pocket watch and waved it in front of Evelyn's face. "You are getting very sleepy!" He droned in a monotone voice.
Suddenly Beni fell over asleep. "Not you!" Imhotep yelled and kicked him to wake Beni up again.
Eventually Imhotep did manage to get Evelyn to go to sleep. And he tied her up to the table.
So what do you think? I know this was kind off short. Continue? Of course. But not today . . .
Some reason Imhotep, Beni, and Evelyn didn't hear the destruction going on to Hamanatra's outside walls.
"I can't see!" Beni said and plugged in Jon's nightlight into the wall.
Then Evelyn and Beni were too busy watching Imhotep putting the sacred golden Band-Aids on this girl mummy.
"Who's that?" Beni finally said.
"A girl named Anck!" Imhotep said which is the name of this story in case you didn't know or need to be reminded.
"She is my love . . ." Imhotep said cooing over the dried out corpse. This looked a little strange to the two humans standing on the side watching Imhotep. Evelyn and Beni. (Sitting in a tree . . . )
"When will I get to meet her sister!" Beni interrupted Imhotep's 'moment' with the dead girl.
Imhotep looked at him angrily. "Just asking . . ." Beni said in a small voice.
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Meanwhile Jon and Are were trying to push Rick through the hole he had caused by the crane. Well at least Are was pushing. Jon wasn't really helping. Hard work and Jon didn't belong in the same sentence. I mean . . . Whoops . . .
"I don't know why I can't get through!" Rick yelled. "I got through the sewer hole."
"Gravity must have been helping you then . . ." Are grunted.
"You didn't happen to put on any weight since then?" Jon asked merely leaning against Rick. Hey! He was helping, as he believed.
"Here try some butter." Jon. said and somehow found a stick of butter in a refrigerator that appeared out of no where. Then the fridge disappeared back to no where. (Bet you didn't see that one coming.
They rubbed the butter onto Rick, which caused him much discomfort because it . . . tickled him.
"He, He, He!" Rick laughed. "That tickles!'
Then Rick popped through making this big popping noise as he was still laughing.
"Who knew you could have so much fun with butter!" Rick laughed.
Then a pen fell out of Jon's pocket and fell to the floor making a tiny little noise.
______________________________________________________________________________
Imhotep, Beni, and Evelyn who had not heard all the construction. Who had not heard Jon.'s blabbering about the bug. Who had not heard the loud crash of the crane. They hadn't even heard Rick's laughing and popping noise as he slipped through the hole.
What they did hear was the little noise of Jon's pen dropping. Isn't it Ironic? (Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding date. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, and all that other ironic stuff.)
"He's come to rescue me!" Evelyn cheered. "Isn't it romantic?" She said to Beni with a sigh.
"Yeah, I wish somebody would save me!" He mumbled annoyed that Rick was here.
Then Imhotep took out a white looking baby powder substance.
"This ought to wake them up!' He said blowing it on these pictures of slaves on the wall. When he said that it made me really suspicious . . .
The pictures, I guess, sniffed the white powder and came alive! I never asked him what that white powder is, but if it can make the walls come alive I'd say it's some really powerful stuff!
"Whoa! Master Imhotep! Can I have some of that stuff?" Beni asked.
Imhotep looked at him annoyed. "It would kill you!" He growled.
"Beside's I don't have anymore." He lied.
Then he looked at the wall people who had some alive. "Wake the other's! And kill the intruder's!"
"No!" Evelyn yelped but wasn't about to try and stop the now alive pictures. They were ugly stone mummies or something.
"Go to sleep!" Imhotep ordered Evelyn pointing to the sacrifice table.
"No!" she pouted like a spoiled little three year old.
"Yes!" Imhotep said like an exasperated father.
"Make me!" She argued like a little girl.
"NOW!" Imhotep yelled like a father losing his temper.
"Do I get a bedtime story?" Evelyn asked pouting but sitting down on the sacrifice table.
After Imhotep read her "Golden Anck and the three Mummies", "Little golden painted Riding Hood", and "Imhotep the Ugly Mummy." Evelyn was still wide awake, but Beni was fast asleep on the floor.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" She asked.
"No." He said simply.
"Can I get a glass of water?"
"No!"
Imhotep shook Beni awake. "Do not eat me CinderAnck!" He yelled.
Then Imhotep took out a pocket watch and waved it in front of Evelyn's face. "You are getting very sleepy!" He droned in a monotone voice.
Suddenly Beni fell over asleep. "Not you!" Imhotep yelled and kicked him to wake Beni up again.
Eventually Imhotep did manage to get Evelyn to go to sleep. And he tied her up to the table.
So what do you think? I know this was kind off short. Continue? Of course. But not today . . .