The last chapter seemed to have a Christmas theme to it. Did you notice that with the Ghost of Christmas Past and Jon singing "Jingle Bells" to go along with Beni's shoes?
Now we are almost through with this story! I'd like to make a shout out to all you loyal fans. In case you were wondering, I will do a sequel to this story probably called, "A girl named Evie." More on that later. Now sit back and enjoy the story!
In this chapter, Anck will finally be raised from her grave! And then die again. And then come back alive again. And then die again. And then come back alive again. And then . . .
Well you get the idea. Just read and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 23: Getting ready for the kill!
Right now imagine a dark and dreary chamber with a girl chained to a table with some really hunky-looking guy standing over her about to stab her! This girl was none other than Evelyn, and this guy was none other than The Mummy! Better Known As Imhotep.
"What are you doing?" Evelyn screamed as she watched the dagger being raised up in the air about to plunge into her stomach.
"I'm going to sacrifice you!" Imhotep said getting ready for the kill!
"What! You never told me you were gonna do that!" Evelyn yelled struggling with the chains.
"Yes I did!" Imhotep answered still getting ready for the kill.
"I must have forgotten." Evelyn said, who truly couldn't remember that Imhotep wanted to sacrifice her from the very beginning.
"With your death Anck-su-namun will be awake!" Imhotep said, um, still getting ready to kill Evelyn. (He was taking his time . . .)
Just then a voice spoke besides Evelyn.
"I am awake, Imbecile!"
Was it a rat? No, rats don't talk. (We already discussed this!) It was none other than who this story is named for, Anck-su-namun! Or Anck, for short.
"Anck!" Imhotep said and rushed over to her side.
"Imhotep!" Anck exclaimed. And they both hugged right then and there was emotional music playing in the background. These two had not seen each other in 3000 years and had a lot of catching up to do.
Unfortunately Evelyn ruined the moment. "Um, excuse me." She said in a small voice a little annoyed at being ignored. "I'm still waiting to be sacrificed you know."
Imhotep grabbed the dagger again and walked over to Evelyn again. And Anck died again.
"I mean, if you don't want to go through with this, I completely understand . . ." Evelyn said fearfully eyeing the dagger.
"I must." Imhotep said simply and raised the dagger again getting ready for the kill.
Anck came alive again and looked around groggily as if waking up from a long sleep.
Just then Jon tumbled in.
"Hey Evelyn! I got the book!" Jon said holding it up in the air.
"Hurry Jon! Read the inscription! It is the only way to stop him!"
"The 'Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109.'" Imhotep muttered. "I thought all those copies were destroyed!"
He certainly didn't want anyone to read it and started to walk over to Jon to retrieve the book so Jon couldn't read it. Then he noticed that Anck had once again died. He cursed in Egyptian. How many times must this girl die!
"Oh! Watch your mouth, Mummy!" Evelyn said because she was the only one who knew the whole vocabulary of ancient Egyptian curse words. This woman didn't do much except study Egyptian stuff. I mean I should say she didn't do ANYTHING, except study Egyptian stuff. But knowing all the Egyptian curse words by heart did have its advantages on the highway.
Imhotep ignored this remark and went over to his beloved Anck. He shook her violently. "Wake up, Anck!" He pleaded. She woke up. Or should I say, she came back alive again. She weakly raised her hand up to his face. "Go kill someone for me." She said.
He smiled at his beloved. "It will be just like old times, right?" She smiled and once again, died. Again. I don't really understand why she kept dying and coming back to life. Must be something to do with Imhotep screwing up the ceremony.
He angrily walked over to Jon. Jon seeing him coming said with his voice shaking, "I guess I should read the book now."
"Go ahead, Jon! Hurry!" Evelyn said twisting to see what was going on.
Jon began to read the inscription,
"A B C D E F G . . . "
((((Remember this from chapter 3?)))
Evelyn was still struggling to see what Jon was doing. What Jon was doing was reading the inscription and slowly backing away from the mummy who was walking up to him.
Little did anyone know that Rick was sneaking up to them, acting like some sort of spy. He would tip toe across an area and then quickly hide between each crevice and shadow he could find, flattening himself up against the wall making a really scrunched up face.
Suddenly he flew, literally, over to Evelyn.
"Hi, Evelyn! I've come to save you!" Evelyn looked at him cheerfully the looked behind him with fear in her face. Just then Rick realized that about a dozen mummies were standing around him.
"How did they get here?" He exclaimed but didn't have time to worry because they were all after him. And he had left his guns in one of the crevices!
"Here!" Someone said holding out a sword.
"I've never used one of these things before." Rick said waving the sword clumsily around accidentally chopping off one of the mummy's heads in the process.
Everyone including Evelyn looked at Rick surprised.
"Cool!" Rick said and again clumsily swinging the sword around like in one of those circus acts and cutting off one of the mummy's arm and another's leg.
So there Rick was clumsily swinging this sword around cutting off these mummy's body parts this way and that, by pure luck I suppose. He never got touched by the mummies; only by their dust as it flew everywhere along with their body parts.
"Hey! That was my arm!" One mummy said as he watched his arm fall to the floor.
Another mummy lost his head and started a juggling act. Rick who wanted to be the only circus performer, messed up this juggling mummy's act and cut off his torso.
"Try juggling that!" Rick said fiercely!
Meanwhile Imhotep was almost upon Jon and Jon was still reading the inscription.
". . . L M N O P . . ."
Just then a whole army of guard mummies came out from no where anyone knew about.
"Where'd they come from?" Jon yelled, but because we already know no one knew where they came from, everyone just ignored him too busy with their own troubles.
Rick finally got through chopping all the mummies up into little pieces and he banged his sword on the chains that bound Evelyn. The chains, who were still strong after all these years didn't break. You didn't expect a simple sword to cut through metal did you?
He then found a saw and started sawing through the chains, but the saw just broke.
Then he found a hammer and started banging on the chains but only ended up stubbing his thumb!
Finally after much frustration (and tending to his thumb) Rick grabbed one of those construction drills and tried with all his might to drill through the chains. They must have been enchanted because the chains did not break.
"Maybe you should try the keys?" Evelyn suggested pointing to a pair of key's hanging on the wall.
"Good idea!" Rick said and got the keys and started trying to fit all of them in the keyhole. He eventually found the right key and freed Evelyn from her cold sacrificing slab. Then Evelyn looked down in fear as the mummy parts were somehow crawling after Rick.
They made Rick trip and fall to the ground, grabbed him, and started TICKLING HIM!
"Oh! Ew Hoo! He, He! Hah! AHAHAHAHAHAH ahahahaahah ahahaha haha ahaa haahaha hooh haha hoo how haa hee heee hahaha ho o hih hohhiho hohihuhuhh ehhahahahahah hahhhhuhuhihihh oihohihohiohhha hahahahahhwahehaehahehaeha hehhhiohihohuhio uhohuho ihohihoh uyhhou hoiohuhha ehaehwhrher" Rick laughed uncontrollably.
Evelyn didn't have time to worry about him, because Jon was calling for her all the way across the room.
"Um! Evelyn!" Jon yelled. "We seem to have some company!" He said pointing over to the army of mummy guards.
"Finish the inscription, Jon. You can control them!" Somehow she knew this without anybody even telling her.
Jon, who had more than enough time to finish the inscription suddenly remembered that he was supposed to be reading it and started over again.
"A B C D E F G H I J . . ."
Rick finally managed to grab his sword with the help of one of the mummy's hand and chopped the mummy's body parts into even littler pieces.
"There! That should take care of them!" Rick exclaimed dusting himself off.
[Find out who has stinky breath in the next chapter! And will Anck finally wake up and not die again? Find out, next chapter. Go ahead, read it. ]
: )
Now we are almost through with this story! I'd like to make a shout out to all you loyal fans. In case you were wondering, I will do a sequel to this story probably called, "A girl named Evie." More on that later. Now sit back and enjoy the story!
In this chapter, Anck will finally be raised from her grave! And then die again. And then come back alive again. And then die again. And then come back alive again. And then . . .
Well you get the idea. Just read and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 23: Getting ready for the kill!
Right now imagine a dark and dreary chamber with a girl chained to a table with some really hunky-looking guy standing over her about to stab her! This girl was none other than Evelyn, and this guy was none other than The Mummy! Better Known As Imhotep.
"What are you doing?" Evelyn screamed as she watched the dagger being raised up in the air about to plunge into her stomach.
"I'm going to sacrifice you!" Imhotep said getting ready for the kill!
"What! You never told me you were gonna do that!" Evelyn yelled struggling with the chains.
"Yes I did!" Imhotep answered still getting ready for the kill.
"I must have forgotten." Evelyn said, who truly couldn't remember that Imhotep wanted to sacrifice her from the very beginning.
"With your death Anck-su-namun will be awake!" Imhotep said, um, still getting ready to kill Evelyn. (He was taking his time . . .)
Just then a voice spoke besides Evelyn.
"I am awake, Imbecile!"
Was it a rat? No, rats don't talk. (We already discussed this!) It was none other than who this story is named for, Anck-su-namun! Or Anck, for short.
"Anck!" Imhotep said and rushed over to her side.
"Imhotep!" Anck exclaimed. And they both hugged right then and there was emotional music playing in the background. These two had not seen each other in 3000 years and had a lot of catching up to do.
Unfortunately Evelyn ruined the moment. "Um, excuse me." She said in a small voice a little annoyed at being ignored. "I'm still waiting to be sacrificed you know."
Imhotep grabbed the dagger again and walked over to Evelyn again. And Anck died again.
"I mean, if you don't want to go through with this, I completely understand . . ." Evelyn said fearfully eyeing the dagger.
"I must." Imhotep said simply and raised the dagger again getting ready for the kill.
Anck came alive again and looked around groggily as if waking up from a long sleep.
Just then Jon tumbled in.
"Hey Evelyn! I got the book!" Jon said holding it up in the air.
"Hurry Jon! Read the inscription! It is the only way to stop him!"
"The 'Guide on how to kill Mummies and stop the Apocalypse, volume 109.'" Imhotep muttered. "I thought all those copies were destroyed!"
He certainly didn't want anyone to read it and started to walk over to Jon to retrieve the book so Jon couldn't read it. Then he noticed that Anck had once again died. He cursed in Egyptian. How many times must this girl die!
"Oh! Watch your mouth, Mummy!" Evelyn said because she was the only one who knew the whole vocabulary of ancient Egyptian curse words. This woman didn't do much except study Egyptian stuff. I mean I should say she didn't do ANYTHING, except study Egyptian stuff. But knowing all the Egyptian curse words by heart did have its advantages on the highway.
Imhotep ignored this remark and went over to his beloved Anck. He shook her violently. "Wake up, Anck!" He pleaded. She woke up. Or should I say, she came back alive again. She weakly raised her hand up to his face. "Go kill someone for me." She said.
He smiled at his beloved. "It will be just like old times, right?" She smiled and once again, died. Again. I don't really understand why she kept dying and coming back to life. Must be something to do with Imhotep screwing up the ceremony.
He angrily walked over to Jon. Jon seeing him coming said with his voice shaking, "I guess I should read the book now."
"Go ahead, Jon! Hurry!" Evelyn said twisting to see what was going on.
Jon began to read the inscription,
"A B C D E F G . . . "
((((Remember this from chapter 3?)))
Evelyn was still struggling to see what Jon was doing. What Jon was doing was reading the inscription and slowly backing away from the mummy who was walking up to him.
Little did anyone know that Rick was sneaking up to them, acting like some sort of spy. He would tip toe across an area and then quickly hide between each crevice and shadow he could find, flattening himself up against the wall making a really scrunched up face.
Suddenly he flew, literally, over to Evelyn.
"Hi, Evelyn! I've come to save you!" Evelyn looked at him cheerfully the looked behind him with fear in her face. Just then Rick realized that about a dozen mummies were standing around him.
"How did they get here?" He exclaimed but didn't have time to worry because they were all after him. And he had left his guns in one of the crevices!
"Here!" Someone said holding out a sword.
"I've never used one of these things before." Rick said waving the sword clumsily around accidentally chopping off one of the mummy's heads in the process.
Everyone including Evelyn looked at Rick surprised.
"Cool!" Rick said and again clumsily swinging the sword around like in one of those circus acts and cutting off one of the mummy's arm and another's leg.
So there Rick was clumsily swinging this sword around cutting off these mummy's body parts this way and that, by pure luck I suppose. He never got touched by the mummies; only by their dust as it flew everywhere along with their body parts.
"Hey! That was my arm!" One mummy said as he watched his arm fall to the floor.
Another mummy lost his head and started a juggling act. Rick who wanted to be the only circus performer, messed up this juggling mummy's act and cut off his torso.
"Try juggling that!" Rick said fiercely!
Meanwhile Imhotep was almost upon Jon and Jon was still reading the inscription.
". . . L M N O P . . ."
Just then a whole army of guard mummies came out from no where anyone knew about.
"Where'd they come from?" Jon yelled, but because we already know no one knew where they came from, everyone just ignored him too busy with their own troubles.
Rick finally got through chopping all the mummies up into little pieces and he banged his sword on the chains that bound Evelyn. The chains, who were still strong after all these years didn't break. You didn't expect a simple sword to cut through metal did you?
He then found a saw and started sawing through the chains, but the saw just broke.
Then he found a hammer and started banging on the chains but only ended up stubbing his thumb!
Finally after much frustration (and tending to his thumb) Rick grabbed one of those construction drills and tried with all his might to drill through the chains. They must have been enchanted because the chains did not break.
"Maybe you should try the keys?" Evelyn suggested pointing to a pair of key's hanging on the wall.
"Good idea!" Rick said and got the keys and started trying to fit all of them in the keyhole. He eventually found the right key and freed Evelyn from her cold sacrificing slab. Then Evelyn looked down in fear as the mummy parts were somehow crawling after Rick.
They made Rick trip and fall to the ground, grabbed him, and started TICKLING HIM!
"Oh! Ew Hoo! He, He! Hah! AHAHAHAHAHAH ahahahaahah ahahaha haha ahaa haahaha hooh haha hoo how haa hee heee hahaha ho o hih hohhiho hohihuhuhh ehhahahahahah hahhhhuhuhihihh oihohihohiohhha hahahahahhwahehaehahehaeha hehhhiohihohuhio uhohuho ihohihoh uyhhou hoiohuhha ehaehwhrher" Rick laughed uncontrollably.
Evelyn didn't have time to worry about him, because Jon was calling for her all the way across the room.
"Um! Evelyn!" Jon yelled. "We seem to have some company!" He said pointing over to the army of mummy guards.
"Finish the inscription, Jon. You can control them!" Somehow she knew this without anybody even telling her.
Jon, who had more than enough time to finish the inscription suddenly remembered that he was supposed to be reading it and started over again.
"A B C D E F G H I J . . ."
Rick finally managed to grab his sword with the help of one of the mummy's hand and chopped the mummy's body parts into even littler pieces.
"There! That should take care of them!" Rick exclaimed dusting himself off.
[Find out who has stinky breath in the next chapter! And will Anck finally wake up and not die again? Find out, next chapter. Go ahead, read it. ]
: )