Jelly Beans
Part 2: Crazy Crazy Meryl! That and something completely different.
By Koneko
Note: I'm new at this so I'm not too sure how it will turn out.
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It is a nice peaceful day in the world of Trigun, but isn't it always. Oh well. Anyway, the two new found friends, Vash and Gorky, were walking along as usual, eating jellybeans and donuts. Little did they know that one of the Authors had a demented idea, and was about to mess up their little world once again. Anyway, walking in the opposite direction were the two insurance girls, as Vash puts it. They were just walking along peacefully, but anyone who knows anything about the Authors should realize that peace never lasts long.
"Isn't it a beautiful day Meryl?" asked Millie in her ditzy little voice.
"Yeah, I guess it is," she said as she looked up into the sky. Everything is perfect, especially since I haven't seen Vash today. Could life be anymore perfect? In a way, I feel sorry that I'm going to mess her up...............Nah! Just then, who should happen to come along but two idiotic brothers.
"Oh look, it's the insurance ladies. Hi," he said. "See Gorky, those are the insurance ladies I told you about,"
"Oh, hi insurance ladies,"
"Oh, hi mister Vash!" said Millie. Then she looked at Gorky. "Hi other mister Vash!"
"What do you mean other mister Vash? There is only one Vash," said Meryl. She was still looking up at the sky, so she didn't notice the clone of Vash known as Gorky standing next to him.
"But Meryl, I see two mister Vashes. They are both standing right there."
"Millie, there is only one Vash, (thank the gods) and he is standing right over the.... re?" Meryl, finally looking somewhere other than the sky saw Gorky.
"What's going on?! There are two Vashes!! What the heck is going on!"
By this time, Meryl was going completely insane. Gorky just stared at her in his dazed and confused little way.
"Don't be sad insurance lady. Remember: The world is full of PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!"
"Actually Gorky, the world is filled with LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!" Vash even did the finger sign. So did Gorky, but he used the other hand to do it.
"PEACE AND LOVE!"
"LOVE AND PEACE!"
"PEACE AND LOVE!"
"LOVE AND PEACE!"
Their pathetic argument just made Meryl even more insane.
"I can't take it anymore! Let me off, let me off!"
"Let you off of what, Meryl?"
"LET ME OFF A THIS PLANET, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
She ran around in circles for about an hour, while Millie watched and Vash and Gorky had their pathetic argument. It just so happened that the white coat people from the insane asylum were going on their daily patrol, looking for people on the brink of insanity. They just so happened to find the four of them just standing around and Meryl banging her head on the wall, while mumbling "ouchy, ouchy, ouchy,"
"This looks like case 11,111. Over loading of one person who is annoying disease, or as I like to call it, the OLOFPWIAD." Said man #1.
"That is very long for an abbreviation," said man #2.
"Let's just take her in"
You should always be cautious around people who are about to go completely insane, but that wouldn't be any fun to make them do that, so instead they ran over, grabbed her, and ran over to the vehicle. You should be gentle to insane people, so that they don't freak out, but what's the fun in that? I personally like to cause as much damage as I possibly can. So instead, they threw her head first into the back of their white insanity vehicle, and drove off. Once again, Millie seemed completely anonymous to what was going on. Vash and Gorky were still having the same conversation/argument on the topic of love and peace and peace and love. Millie didn't understand what just happened, so she went over and tapped Vash on the shoulder.
"Mister Vash, some strange people came and took Meryl away. They were wearing white coats and they were funny looking, and they talked about things I couldn't understand."
"Oh. Don't worry. In the name of love and peace, I will find her and return her safely!" he said in his heroic voice. "Come on Gorky, you are coming too. I'll give you jelly beans if you do."
"WAAAAHHHIIIII!!!!!!" yelled Gorky.
Little did they know that things were about to get wacky, even more than things already were, and that's wacky. Well, anyway, the people in white coats took Meryl to the insane asylum and put her in a white strait coat, just to make sure she wouldn't hurt herself. Then they put her in a room with one window, a bed, and of course there was a door that led in and out of the room. If there weren't a door, she wouldn't be able to get in the room. They could always have shoved her through the window, but then everyone who went to see her would have to go through the window and that would be to difficult to do so I made a door, understand? Good, then I'll continue now.
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Meryl sat all alone in her little room on the floor cross-legged. She slowly rocked back and forth as she sat there. She was quietly singing to herself "We All Live In A Yellow Submarine". She has totally lost it as you can see. As she sat there on the floor, two shadowy figures walked up the stairs towards the room where Meryl was. I forgot to mention that the door doesn't have a door bell because if there was one then it might annoy whoever was the one inside, and don't ask me what my obsession with the door is, because I really have no clue at all to why I like the door, I just do because......maybe I should shut up now. Anyway, they approached the door and just stood there. In the room, Meryl just did the same thing. Then, she was startled by a strange voice.
"Ding Dong" said the voice.
"Who's there?" asked Meryl.
Then the coooool door opened to reveal............two super cool people. They stood in the doorway and stared into the room.
"Oh super super wai wai coolness!!!" said the other person.
"Ahhhhhhh!! Who are you people!"
"Well, I'm Koneko, and this is Lise,"
"We are the ones who are writing this,"
"Yah, we did this to you, or more like I did this to you, heehaw (the computer made me say that, not me. Stupid computer), but we both came up with the idea. Oh, I meant to saw heehee, but the computer hates me."
"You two are scary, can't you just go away, like a bad dream or something?" Asked Meryl.
"Well, we are real, so we can't just disappear. Besides, we like being here, it's fun!!" said Koneko.
"And we aren't leaving," said Lise.
They stayed there all day and it became night fast, and strange things were happening outside.
"How are we going to get her out, mister Vash?" asked Millie.
"We will climb through the window, grab Meryl, then we will leave. Can you remember that?"
"Yes I can mister Vash,"
"That's good, what about you Gorky,"
"Um, can you repeat everything after `we'?"
"You are very weird, and no, I don't feel like repeating myself. Come on, let's go."
Vash threw a rope up at the window but then realized that the window was closed. Just then, Gorky found a ladder, and brought it over. I used the ladder on account that nothing else would have probably worked, and I hate thinking for a very long time about one thing.
"Here Vash, you can use this." Gorky gave Vash the ladder.
"Good boy Gorky, here have a jellybean."
"Yah yah, jellybean, yum."
"Here, go get it." Vash threw the jellybean very far, and, like a dog, Gorky chased after it. Vash put the ladder up and started climbing, but he forgot one thing: the ladder needs to be up against the building in order to use a ladder, so Vash came plummeting down and smacked against the ground, and of course, it hurt. This time he made sure to lean it up against the building and he climbed up the ladder.
"I thought I heard something outside it sounded like someone falling off of a ladder," said Koneko.
"You are the one writing this, so you should know who it is," said Lise.
"Yeah, I guess you're right, but it's no fun to know everything before it happens, so I like to pretend that I don't know anything."
"You are right, you don't know anything," said an anonymous little voice in Koneko's head. It is there to insult her when she says something like that. Someone needs to catch her on things like those.
"You two are scary, please just leave me alone, go away." Said Meryl.
"But we like you, or at least we like doing this to you."
Just then, who should bust through the window, in a super cool pose like something you would see in a mission impossible movie, but Vash himself.
"Be gone evil doers or I shall punish you with my burning fist of justice." He said. There was a long pause.........................
"You actually made him say that? Aren't you sort of mixing anime here?" asked Lise.
"Well, it seemed cool at the moment. If you don't like it, I can make him say something else."
"No, never mind."
"Um, did I miss something here? Who are you guys, and what are you doing here?" asked Vash.
"We are the super cool, and super smart people, also known as Authors."
"What is an Author?" asked Vash.
"Should I tell him, Lise?"
"No lets leave him in suspense for a while."
"O.K."
As they all stood around and talked about Authors, Gorky was off chasing the jellybean. After a while, he finally found it, but when he looked up, a tall and shadowy figure stood in front of him.
"Hello there. What are you doing?"
"I'm chasing the jellybean. Who are you?"
"I'm a scary evil person who people are afraid of and run away from, as they scream AAAHHHHHAAHHHHHH!!!!"
"Oh...................AAAAAAAHHHHHAAHHHHH!!!!" Yelled Gorky as he ran off. He was running back to where Millie was standing.
"Help help, something scary is chasing me!!" he yelled. "Where is Vash?!"
"He's in there Mister Gorky." At that, Gorky ran up the ladder. He went through the window and grabbed Vash.
"Help Vash, help! A scary person is chasing me!"
"I don't see anyone chasing you," said Vash. Just then, the evil, scary person fell through the roof, right on top of Meryl. Just to add more to her insanity, the black cat with big eyes fell on her at the same time that the evil person did.
"*Death to us all, we will perish in the flames*" sang Lise and Koneko.
"I am here to hurt you and cause you all terrible pain," said the evil person.
"Um, Koneko, who is that?" asked Lise.
"That's the evil scary person I made. Isn't she cool?"
"I will now hurt you all with my pointy stick." Said the villain as she started poking Vash and Gorky with her stick.
"Ouchy ouch, that hurts make it stop!" said Vash in his whiney voice.
"Should we help them?" asked Koneko.
"Yeah, I guess. Besides, this villain is really annoying and sort of lame."
Lise pulled up her computer from nowhere, pushed some buttons, and the evil person disappeared.
"Yah! You did it!" cheered Koneko. "And just in time for this part to end."
Next time on Jelly Beans:
"I can't take it anymore"
"Hola, senor Vash"
Part 2: Crazy Crazy Meryl! That and something completely different.
By Koneko
Note: I'm new at this so I'm not too sure how it will turn out.
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It is a nice peaceful day in the world of Trigun, but isn't it always. Oh well. Anyway, the two new found friends, Vash and Gorky, were walking along as usual, eating jellybeans and donuts. Little did they know that one of the Authors had a demented idea, and was about to mess up their little world once again. Anyway, walking in the opposite direction were the two insurance girls, as Vash puts it. They were just walking along peacefully, but anyone who knows anything about the Authors should realize that peace never lasts long.
"Isn't it a beautiful day Meryl?" asked Millie in her ditzy little voice.
"Yeah, I guess it is," she said as she looked up into the sky. Everything is perfect, especially since I haven't seen Vash today. Could life be anymore perfect? In a way, I feel sorry that I'm going to mess her up...............Nah! Just then, who should happen to come along but two idiotic brothers.
"Oh look, it's the insurance ladies. Hi," he said. "See Gorky, those are the insurance ladies I told you about,"
"Oh, hi insurance ladies,"
"Oh, hi mister Vash!" said Millie. Then she looked at Gorky. "Hi other mister Vash!"
"What do you mean other mister Vash? There is only one Vash," said Meryl. She was still looking up at the sky, so she didn't notice the clone of Vash known as Gorky standing next to him.
"But Meryl, I see two mister Vashes. They are both standing right there."
"Millie, there is only one Vash, (thank the gods) and he is standing right over the.... re?" Meryl, finally looking somewhere other than the sky saw Gorky.
"What's going on?! There are two Vashes!! What the heck is going on!"
By this time, Meryl was going completely insane. Gorky just stared at her in his dazed and confused little way.
"Don't be sad insurance lady. Remember: The world is full of PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!"
"Actually Gorky, the world is filled with LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!" Vash even did the finger sign. So did Gorky, but he used the other hand to do it.
"PEACE AND LOVE!"
"LOVE AND PEACE!"
"PEACE AND LOVE!"
"LOVE AND PEACE!"
Their pathetic argument just made Meryl even more insane.
"I can't take it anymore! Let me off, let me off!"
"Let you off of what, Meryl?"
"LET ME OFF A THIS PLANET, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
She ran around in circles for about an hour, while Millie watched and Vash and Gorky had their pathetic argument. It just so happened that the white coat people from the insane asylum were going on their daily patrol, looking for people on the brink of insanity. They just so happened to find the four of them just standing around and Meryl banging her head on the wall, while mumbling "ouchy, ouchy, ouchy,"
"This looks like case 11,111. Over loading of one person who is annoying disease, or as I like to call it, the OLOFPWIAD." Said man #1.
"That is very long for an abbreviation," said man #2.
"Let's just take her in"
You should always be cautious around people who are about to go completely insane, but that wouldn't be any fun to make them do that, so instead they ran over, grabbed her, and ran over to the vehicle. You should be gentle to insane people, so that they don't freak out, but what's the fun in that? I personally like to cause as much damage as I possibly can. So instead, they threw her head first into the back of their white insanity vehicle, and drove off. Once again, Millie seemed completely anonymous to what was going on. Vash and Gorky were still having the same conversation/argument on the topic of love and peace and peace and love. Millie didn't understand what just happened, so she went over and tapped Vash on the shoulder.
"Mister Vash, some strange people came and took Meryl away. They were wearing white coats and they were funny looking, and they talked about things I couldn't understand."
"Oh. Don't worry. In the name of love and peace, I will find her and return her safely!" he said in his heroic voice. "Come on Gorky, you are coming too. I'll give you jelly beans if you do."
"WAAAAHHHIIIII!!!!!!" yelled Gorky.
Little did they know that things were about to get wacky, even more than things already were, and that's wacky. Well, anyway, the people in white coats took Meryl to the insane asylum and put her in a white strait coat, just to make sure she wouldn't hurt herself. Then they put her in a room with one window, a bed, and of course there was a door that led in and out of the room. If there weren't a door, she wouldn't be able to get in the room. They could always have shoved her through the window, but then everyone who went to see her would have to go through the window and that would be to difficult to do so I made a door, understand? Good, then I'll continue now.
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Meryl sat all alone in her little room on the floor cross-legged. She slowly rocked back and forth as she sat there. She was quietly singing to herself "We All Live In A Yellow Submarine". She has totally lost it as you can see. As she sat there on the floor, two shadowy figures walked up the stairs towards the room where Meryl was. I forgot to mention that the door doesn't have a door bell because if there was one then it might annoy whoever was the one inside, and don't ask me what my obsession with the door is, because I really have no clue at all to why I like the door, I just do because......maybe I should shut up now. Anyway, they approached the door and just stood there. In the room, Meryl just did the same thing. Then, she was startled by a strange voice.
"Ding Dong" said the voice.
"Who's there?" asked Meryl.
Then the coooool door opened to reveal............two super cool people. They stood in the doorway and stared into the room.
"Oh super super wai wai coolness!!!" said the other person.
"Ahhhhhhh!! Who are you people!"
"Well, I'm Koneko, and this is Lise,"
"We are the ones who are writing this,"
"Yah, we did this to you, or more like I did this to you, heehaw (the computer made me say that, not me. Stupid computer), but we both came up with the idea. Oh, I meant to saw heehee, but the computer hates me."
"You two are scary, can't you just go away, like a bad dream or something?" Asked Meryl.
"Well, we are real, so we can't just disappear. Besides, we like being here, it's fun!!" said Koneko.
"And we aren't leaving," said Lise.
They stayed there all day and it became night fast, and strange things were happening outside.
"How are we going to get her out, mister Vash?" asked Millie.
"We will climb through the window, grab Meryl, then we will leave. Can you remember that?"
"Yes I can mister Vash,"
"That's good, what about you Gorky,"
"Um, can you repeat everything after `we'?"
"You are very weird, and no, I don't feel like repeating myself. Come on, let's go."
Vash threw a rope up at the window but then realized that the window was closed. Just then, Gorky found a ladder, and brought it over. I used the ladder on account that nothing else would have probably worked, and I hate thinking for a very long time about one thing.
"Here Vash, you can use this." Gorky gave Vash the ladder.
"Good boy Gorky, here have a jellybean."
"Yah yah, jellybean, yum."
"Here, go get it." Vash threw the jellybean very far, and, like a dog, Gorky chased after it. Vash put the ladder up and started climbing, but he forgot one thing: the ladder needs to be up against the building in order to use a ladder, so Vash came plummeting down and smacked against the ground, and of course, it hurt. This time he made sure to lean it up against the building and he climbed up the ladder.
"I thought I heard something outside it sounded like someone falling off of a ladder," said Koneko.
"You are the one writing this, so you should know who it is," said Lise.
"Yeah, I guess you're right, but it's no fun to know everything before it happens, so I like to pretend that I don't know anything."
"You are right, you don't know anything," said an anonymous little voice in Koneko's head. It is there to insult her when she says something like that. Someone needs to catch her on things like those.
"You two are scary, please just leave me alone, go away." Said Meryl.
"But we like you, or at least we like doing this to you."
Just then, who should bust through the window, in a super cool pose like something you would see in a mission impossible movie, but Vash himself.
"Be gone evil doers or I shall punish you with my burning fist of justice." He said. There was a long pause.........................
"You actually made him say that? Aren't you sort of mixing anime here?" asked Lise.
"Well, it seemed cool at the moment. If you don't like it, I can make him say something else."
"No, never mind."
"Um, did I miss something here? Who are you guys, and what are you doing here?" asked Vash.
"We are the super cool, and super smart people, also known as Authors."
"What is an Author?" asked Vash.
"Should I tell him, Lise?"
"No lets leave him in suspense for a while."
"O.K."
As they all stood around and talked about Authors, Gorky was off chasing the jellybean. After a while, he finally found it, but when he looked up, a tall and shadowy figure stood in front of him.
"Hello there. What are you doing?"
"I'm chasing the jellybean. Who are you?"
"I'm a scary evil person who people are afraid of and run away from, as they scream AAAHHHHHAAHHHHHH!!!!"
"Oh...................AAAAAAAHHHHHAAHHHHH!!!!" Yelled Gorky as he ran off. He was running back to where Millie was standing.
"Help help, something scary is chasing me!!" he yelled. "Where is Vash?!"
"He's in there Mister Gorky." At that, Gorky ran up the ladder. He went through the window and grabbed Vash.
"Help Vash, help! A scary person is chasing me!"
"I don't see anyone chasing you," said Vash. Just then, the evil, scary person fell through the roof, right on top of Meryl. Just to add more to her insanity, the black cat with big eyes fell on her at the same time that the evil person did.
"*Death to us all, we will perish in the flames*" sang Lise and Koneko.
"I am here to hurt you and cause you all terrible pain," said the evil person.
"Um, Koneko, who is that?" asked Lise.
"That's the evil scary person I made. Isn't she cool?"
"I will now hurt you all with my pointy stick." Said the villain as she started poking Vash and Gorky with her stick.
"Ouchy ouch, that hurts make it stop!" said Vash in his whiney voice.
"Should we help them?" asked Koneko.
"Yeah, I guess. Besides, this villain is really annoying and sort of lame."
Lise pulled up her computer from nowhere, pushed some buttons, and the evil person disappeared.
"Yah! You did it!" cheered Koneko. "And just in time for this part to end."
Next time on Jelly Beans:
"I can't take it anymore"
"Hola, senor Vash"