Jelly Beans
Part 3: Yummy Yummy Jellybeans! That, and some martial arts.
By Lise
Disclaimer: Ok, we're weird. We don't own any of this, except the stuff we did make up. o.O
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The day dawned bright in Trigun world. And yes I know that each episode starts with a new day, but how else should we start them? It's easier this way.
Anyways, Lise and Koneko woke up from their dreams of how to make the characters' lives miserable. Pulling out her computer, Lise said, "So, what to do today?" They both sniggered evilly and walked off to find Vash.
They found Vash and Gorky looking for food, with Millie following behind. "Hi Vash, Gorky, Millie!" said Koneko, winking at Lise who pulled out a bag of jellybeans. "Gorky, look!"
Gorky looked at the beans and started drooling. "Yum!" he said.
"Haha! Gorky, catch!" Lise said and threw a jellybean as far as she could. Gorky, being a jellybean addict, promptly ran after it. "Hehehe." Vash and Millie just sort of stared as Gorky returned with the jellybean in his mouth.
"Here, Gorky!" yelled Koneko, throwing another one. "Look, it's kiwi! Your favorite!"
While Lise and Koneko continued to torment Gorky, little did they know that San was being stupid like normal. He was running away from Myuun, while hopelessly trying to find Gorky. Myuun called, "San-kun! San- kun, watch out!" as he nearly ran into a red headed girl with a ponytail who had suddenly appeared.
Just then, Lise and Koneko appeared. "San! I see you've found the Intersection of Death™!" said Koneko.
San was too dazed to care, but Myuun was surprised. "What!" she cried. "San-kun!"
"Yep, this is the Intersection of Death™. It's where stories and universes intersect, and it's very dangerous. See, you nearly ran into Ran- chan!" said Lise, pointedly looking at the red-head.
"Oy," said San-kun as the red-head, who they now knew to be Ran- chan(you know Ranma's girl form? Ran-chan?) kicked him in the stomach. "Oy," he moaned as he slowly pulled out a gun.
"WAAAA!!!!" yelled Myuun, Lise, and Koneko. What happened next has been edited to keep this story at a G rating, but let it suffice to say that San-kun was very very mean to poor Ran-chan.
"San-kun!" cried Myuun. "How could you do that?" She started sobbing a la Usagi.
"GRRRR…" Lise and Koneko weren't too happy, but then San-kun woke up.
"Huh? What'd I do?" He looked in fright at the mass of genki, kawaii, schoolgirls who had just appeared, Myuun in the lead.
"SAN-KUN!" they yelled, chasing him. He ran like he had never ran before, to escape the pain.
"Well, that'll teach him!" said Koneko. "Why don't we join them?"
"Super super wai wai COOLNESS!" cried Lise and joined the chase. They ran off after San, giggling as they went. Their clothes changed into Japanese schoolgirl fuku as they ran to make them blend in with all the others.
"SAN-KUN!!!! You're so KYUUUUUTE!!!!"
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Millie, who is being rather neglected at this time, was standing around, doing nothing in particular when she saw a cloud in the distance. Wondering what it was, she watched it as it closed on her. Once it was closer, it turned out to be San, being chased by a lot of schoolgirls. Millie only had time to wonder what the heck was happening when she was trampled. "owwwww…" she moaned in excruciating pain.
San and his pursuers raced on.
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Now, let's go back to the Intersection of Death™. When Ran-chan had crossed over from the Ranma 1/2 universe, she (he? she? he? okay, it) was being chased by Kuno. Ran-chan had enough of a head start that Kuno lost track of it, but was closing in now that Ran-chan could no longer run or move.
When Kuno found Ran-chan lying in the dust, making small noises of pain, he gasped. "Oh no! The pig-tailed goddess!! Who could have done this! I will have revenge!!" and followed the tracks of the large mass of schoolgirls.
Waving a katana around (how did he get that?), he foamed at the mouth and rushed madly on.
Millie only had time to start to sit up till she was trampled by Kuno, who wasn't thin. "aaaaaaaa…" A small moan was heard, and Kuno dismissed it as something that wasn't important.
Kuno raced on.
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Meanwhile, Ran-chan got up finally (Remember, Ranma is a martial artist and has stamina, stamina, and ..um..stamina) and tottered off in the opposite direction from where everyone else had gone. "Hot water…must have hot water…"
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Eventually, Lise and Koneko tired of making San's life bad, and sat down. "Hey, San-kun must be getting tired, and if he gets caught, well.."
Koneko finished what Lise had started. "No more chasing him. So we should stop this." Lise pulled out the computer and pressed a couple of keys. Abruptly, the crowd of schoolgirls disappeared with small pop noises and little pink bubbles floated away. Lise and Koneko stared. "I didn't know that would happen," commented Koneko.
"Kinda weird, ne? Oh well." The two Authors got up and walked away. After aimlessly rambling for a while, they found Vash and Gorky eating donuts and jellybeans, respectively.
"Hi!" Vash seemed cheerful, but then, when isn't he? Any further conversation was interrupted by the sight of Ran-chan stumbling. It (he? she?) collapsed in front of Gorky, making some noises that, with a bit of creativity, could be interpreted as "hot…water…hot…"
"Whoa! Look, it's Ran-chan! We'd better find some hot water," said Lise, excited.
"Um..okay, I don't get it," said Koneko.
"Koneko! Ran-chan will change back to Ranma with hot water! C'mon!!!!" Lise rushed off, dragging Ran-chan behind her.
Vash, Gorky, and Koneko followed. After all, Lise being an Author, there had to be some merit in her suggestion. Or maybe she just has a big ego and thinks she's cool…or nah.
Anyways, after finding a kettle in Vash's room, Lise told Gorky to fill it up and heat it in the microwave. Gorky followed her instructions while thinking about jellybeans.
After the water was hot enough, Lise poured it over Ran-chan. Suddenly, instead of a red-head, there lay a black haired guy who promptly jumped up. "Wha? Who? Hey!!! Kuno!!!"
"Um..I haven't the foggiest where Kuno is, but he's not here," said Koneko, inching backwards slowly.
Ranma refused to settle down. "KUNO!!!" He started to run outside, but Lise stopped him by making handcuffs appear. "HEY!"
"Hahaha." Lise and Koneko started to giggle as Vash and Gorky just stood there, watching calmly. "Well, you can't go anywhere."
"Um…Koneko, I'm getting kind of hungry. How about we go to find some food?"
"Sure!!! Vash and Gorky, you just stay here." With that, Lise and Koneko left.
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Vash and Gorky just stared at this guy who had been a girl not too long ago. Ranma started to struggle after the initial shock of being tied up went away. "Who are those crazy people?" he asked.
"The Authors." Gorky nodded sagely.
"Yep."
"Huh?"
"Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer."
"Yep."
"Riiiight… So where am I?"
"Here."
"Yep."
"Well, where's here?"
"Um…dunno."
"Yep."
"You, the one on the left, can't you say anything other than 'yep'?"
"He's Vash."
"Yep."
"ARGH!!!"
"mmf. smamf." Gorky popped a jellybean into his mouth.
"Yep."
"Alright. What are your names?"
"I'm Gorky, he's Vash."
"Yep."
"Ok. What do you do here?"
"What do you mean? I don't understand."
"Yep."
"What are your jobs? Or do you go to school?"
"We don't really have any job in particular."
"Yep."
"You're twins, right?"
"Duh."
"Yep."
"So, what's with the coats?"
"We like trenchcoats."
"Yep."
"Okay. Are there martial arts or dojo in your world?"
"I don't know. Do you, Vash?"
"Yep."
"So are there or not?"
"I don't think there are any."
"Yep."
"Oh. I'm a martial artist."
"That's cool."
"Yep."
"How old are you?"
"Dunno."
"Yep."
"Okaaayyy… Are you married to those 2 girls?"
"No! Of course not! Neither of us are married."
"Yep."
"Did Vash here mean yep to be that neither of you are married or that you are?"
"He meant we aren't."
"Yep."
"Oh. I see. What's your favorite food?"
"Jellybeans, and he likes donuts."
"Yep."
"I like ramen…uh oh…everytime I say ramen Shampoo appears…"
"Hair care products. Nice."
"Yep."
"No, she's a Chinese cook."
"Oh. I've never had ramen."
"Yep."
"So what do you eat here then?"
"Jellybeans and donuts."
"Yep."
"Oh. Is that it? That's odd…"
"No, of course not. We eat other things."
"Yep."
"Like what?"
"Um…McDonalds!"
"Yep."
"Oh, they have those in Japan!"
"There's one right here."
"Yep."
"I can't take it anymore!!!"
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We now leave this "fascinating" conversation of sorts to show you Lise and Koneko. They had found the McDonalds. "Yum. Can we have 2 Happy Meals?"
"No se," said the person at the counter.
"Oh. Nos gustan .. um..dos Happy Meals?"
"Si." They got their happy meals and walked back to where Vash, Gorky, and Ranma were.
"Hola senor Vash!" said Koneko, and Vash just stared.
"Um, Koneko? We've got to talk in English," whispered Lise.
"Oh, sorry!!!" apologized Koneko. Just then, Lise pulled out a watch, and found that a black cat was trying to grab it.
"Psst: Koneko?"
*Death to us all, we will perish in the flames* sang the Authors, grinning happily at the puzzled looks.
"Oh, we've got to end this episode!"
"Okay. Luv ya. Bye bye." And the episode ended.
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Next time on Jelly Beans:
"Mahjong is a game for happy people who are happy while playing it and think about happy things that make them happy."
"Oh I'm RICH!! I'm RICH!!! I'm RICH!!!! I'm RICH!!!!!"
Part 3: Yummy Yummy Jellybeans! That, and some martial arts.
By Lise
Disclaimer: Ok, we're weird. We don't own any of this, except the stuff we did make up. o.O
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The day dawned bright in Trigun world. And yes I know that each episode starts with a new day, but how else should we start them? It's easier this way.
Anyways, Lise and Koneko woke up from their dreams of how to make the characters' lives miserable. Pulling out her computer, Lise said, "So, what to do today?" They both sniggered evilly and walked off to find Vash.
They found Vash and Gorky looking for food, with Millie following behind. "Hi Vash, Gorky, Millie!" said Koneko, winking at Lise who pulled out a bag of jellybeans. "Gorky, look!"
Gorky looked at the beans and started drooling. "Yum!" he said.
"Haha! Gorky, catch!" Lise said and threw a jellybean as far as she could. Gorky, being a jellybean addict, promptly ran after it. "Hehehe." Vash and Millie just sort of stared as Gorky returned with the jellybean in his mouth.
"Here, Gorky!" yelled Koneko, throwing another one. "Look, it's kiwi! Your favorite!"
While Lise and Koneko continued to torment Gorky, little did they know that San was being stupid like normal. He was running away from Myuun, while hopelessly trying to find Gorky. Myuun called, "San-kun! San- kun, watch out!" as he nearly ran into a red headed girl with a ponytail who had suddenly appeared.
Just then, Lise and Koneko appeared. "San! I see you've found the Intersection of Death™!" said Koneko.
San was too dazed to care, but Myuun was surprised. "What!" she cried. "San-kun!"
"Yep, this is the Intersection of Death™. It's where stories and universes intersect, and it's very dangerous. See, you nearly ran into Ran- chan!" said Lise, pointedly looking at the red-head.
"Oy," said San-kun as the red-head, who they now knew to be Ran- chan(you know Ranma's girl form? Ran-chan?) kicked him in the stomach. "Oy," he moaned as he slowly pulled out a gun.
"WAAAA!!!!" yelled Myuun, Lise, and Koneko. What happened next has been edited to keep this story at a G rating, but let it suffice to say that San-kun was very very mean to poor Ran-chan.
"San-kun!" cried Myuun. "How could you do that?" She started sobbing a la Usagi.
"GRRRR…" Lise and Koneko weren't too happy, but then San-kun woke up.
"Huh? What'd I do?" He looked in fright at the mass of genki, kawaii, schoolgirls who had just appeared, Myuun in the lead.
"SAN-KUN!" they yelled, chasing him. He ran like he had never ran before, to escape the pain.
"Well, that'll teach him!" said Koneko. "Why don't we join them?"
"Super super wai wai COOLNESS!" cried Lise and joined the chase. They ran off after San, giggling as they went. Their clothes changed into Japanese schoolgirl fuku as they ran to make them blend in with all the others.
"SAN-KUN!!!! You're so KYUUUUUTE!!!!"
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Millie, who is being rather neglected at this time, was standing around, doing nothing in particular when she saw a cloud in the distance. Wondering what it was, she watched it as it closed on her. Once it was closer, it turned out to be San, being chased by a lot of schoolgirls. Millie only had time to wonder what the heck was happening when she was trampled. "owwwww…" she moaned in excruciating pain.
San and his pursuers raced on.
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Now, let's go back to the Intersection of Death™. When Ran-chan had crossed over from the Ranma 1/2 universe, she (he? she? he? okay, it) was being chased by Kuno. Ran-chan had enough of a head start that Kuno lost track of it, but was closing in now that Ran-chan could no longer run or move.
When Kuno found Ran-chan lying in the dust, making small noises of pain, he gasped. "Oh no! The pig-tailed goddess!! Who could have done this! I will have revenge!!" and followed the tracks of the large mass of schoolgirls.
Waving a katana around (how did he get that?), he foamed at the mouth and rushed madly on.
Millie only had time to start to sit up till she was trampled by Kuno, who wasn't thin. "aaaaaaaa…" A small moan was heard, and Kuno dismissed it as something that wasn't important.
Kuno raced on.
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Meanwhile, Ran-chan got up finally (Remember, Ranma is a martial artist and has stamina, stamina, and ..um..stamina) and tottered off in the opposite direction from where everyone else had gone. "Hot water…must have hot water…"
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Eventually, Lise and Koneko tired of making San's life bad, and sat down. "Hey, San-kun must be getting tired, and if he gets caught, well.."
Koneko finished what Lise had started. "No more chasing him. So we should stop this." Lise pulled out the computer and pressed a couple of keys. Abruptly, the crowd of schoolgirls disappeared with small pop noises and little pink bubbles floated away. Lise and Koneko stared. "I didn't know that would happen," commented Koneko.
"Kinda weird, ne? Oh well." The two Authors got up and walked away. After aimlessly rambling for a while, they found Vash and Gorky eating donuts and jellybeans, respectively.
"Hi!" Vash seemed cheerful, but then, when isn't he? Any further conversation was interrupted by the sight of Ran-chan stumbling. It (he? she?) collapsed in front of Gorky, making some noises that, with a bit of creativity, could be interpreted as "hot…water…hot…"
"Whoa! Look, it's Ran-chan! We'd better find some hot water," said Lise, excited.
"Um..okay, I don't get it," said Koneko.
"Koneko! Ran-chan will change back to Ranma with hot water! C'mon!!!!" Lise rushed off, dragging Ran-chan behind her.
Vash, Gorky, and Koneko followed. After all, Lise being an Author, there had to be some merit in her suggestion. Or maybe she just has a big ego and thinks she's cool…or nah.
Anyways, after finding a kettle in Vash's room, Lise told Gorky to fill it up and heat it in the microwave. Gorky followed her instructions while thinking about jellybeans.
After the water was hot enough, Lise poured it over Ran-chan. Suddenly, instead of a red-head, there lay a black haired guy who promptly jumped up. "Wha? Who? Hey!!! Kuno!!!"
"Um..I haven't the foggiest where Kuno is, but he's not here," said Koneko, inching backwards slowly.
Ranma refused to settle down. "KUNO!!!" He started to run outside, but Lise stopped him by making handcuffs appear. "HEY!"
"Hahaha." Lise and Koneko started to giggle as Vash and Gorky just stood there, watching calmly. "Well, you can't go anywhere."
"Um…Koneko, I'm getting kind of hungry. How about we go to find some food?"
"Sure!!! Vash and Gorky, you just stay here." With that, Lise and Koneko left.
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Vash and Gorky just stared at this guy who had been a girl not too long ago. Ranma started to struggle after the initial shock of being tied up went away. "Who are those crazy people?" he asked.
"The Authors." Gorky nodded sagely.
"Yep."
"Huh?"
"Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer."
"Yep."
"Riiiight… So where am I?"
"Here."
"Yep."
"Well, where's here?"
"Um…dunno."
"Yep."
"You, the one on the left, can't you say anything other than 'yep'?"
"He's Vash."
"Yep."
"ARGH!!!"
"mmf. smamf." Gorky popped a jellybean into his mouth.
"Yep."
"Alright. What are your names?"
"I'm Gorky, he's Vash."
"Yep."
"Ok. What do you do here?"
"What do you mean? I don't understand."
"Yep."
"What are your jobs? Or do you go to school?"
"We don't really have any job in particular."
"Yep."
"You're twins, right?"
"Duh."
"Yep."
"So, what's with the coats?"
"We like trenchcoats."
"Yep."
"Okay. Are there martial arts or dojo in your world?"
"I don't know. Do you, Vash?"
"Yep."
"So are there or not?"
"I don't think there are any."
"Yep."
"Oh. I'm a martial artist."
"That's cool."
"Yep."
"How old are you?"
"Dunno."
"Yep."
"Okaaayyy… Are you married to those 2 girls?"
"No! Of course not! Neither of us are married."
"Yep."
"Did Vash here mean yep to be that neither of you are married or that you are?"
"He meant we aren't."
"Yep."
"Oh. I see. What's your favorite food?"
"Jellybeans, and he likes donuts."
"Yep."
"I like ramen…uh oh…everytime I say ramen Shampoo appears…"
"Hair care products. Nice."
"Yep."
"No, she's a Chinese cook."
"Oh. I've never had ramen."
"Yep."
"So what do you eat here then?"
"Jellybeans and donuts."
"Yep."
"Oh. Is that it? That's odd…"
"No, of course not. We eat other things."
"Yep."
"Like what?"
"Um…McDonalds!"
"Yep."
"Oh, they have those in Japan!"
"There's one right here."
"Yep."
"I can't take it anymore!!!"
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We now leave this "fascinating" conversation of sorts to show you Lise and Koneko. They had found the McDonalds. "Yum. Can we have 2 Happy Meals?"
"No se," said the person at the counter.
"Oh. Nos gustan .. um..dos Happy Meals?"
"Si." They got their happy meals and walked back to where Vash, Gorky, and Ranma were.
"Hola senor Vash!" said Koneko, and Vash just stared.
"Um, Koneko? We've got to talk in English," whispered Lise.
"Oh, sorry!!!" apologized Koneko. Just then, Lise pulled out a watch, and found that a black cat was trying to grab it.
"Psst: Koneko?"
*Death to us all, we will perish in the flames* sang the Authors, grinning happily at the puzzled looks.
"Oh, we've got to end this episode!"
"Okay. Luv ya. Bye bye." And the episode ended.
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Next time on Jelly Beans:
"Mahjong is a game for happy people who are happy while playing it and think about happy things that make them happy."
"Oh I'm RICH!! I'm RICH!!! I'm RICH!!!! I'm RICH!!!!!"