Jelly Beans
Part 4: Bad Bad Gorky. That, and a lot of Cowboy Bebop references.
By Koneko
Note: This is a little strange, but I hope it's good. Oh, and when I use these things it means a private conversation with the demonic authors of this fan fic. (
Once again, we are in the happy little world of Trigun. It is a typical day in the Trigun world, isn't it? Wait, why am I asking myself this? Wait, why did I ask myself the question that came after the one I asked myself before? AHHHHHH! I better get a grip. Ok. Well, as we left them off, Koneko and Lise had recently came back from McDonalds. Ranma was being interrogated by Vash and Gorky, or was he interrogating them? Anyway, that's not important. Ok, enough stalling, lets get this fanfic going.
Gorky decided he was sick of McDonalds and went to go find some more jellybeans, on account that he didn't have anymore. He walked around aimlessly, looking for a candy store. When he finally found one, he bought some jellybeans (well of course he did, what else would he do). Then, by some strange turns of events, (actually, I don't feel like writing what he actually did, so I improvised) he came across a Gambling place.
Meanwhile, Kuno was still running around with his katana, looking for Ran-chan, who was now Ranma.
Elsewhere; Koneko, Lise, and Vash were still eating the McDonalds happy meals. Ranma was still sitting in the chair, tied up.
"Hey, can I have some food?"
"Nope," said Vash
"I wasn't asking you. I was asking those two over there,"
"Hmmm…you want some food?" asked Koneko, with her mouth stuffed.
"Well duh, that's why I asked,"
"You can't talk to us like that, can he?"
"Nope, that was very rude of you, so you don't get any food at all." Lise put a very big piece of chicken in her mouth.
"Mmm, no fair" said Ranma. He thought for a while and then came up with an Idea. Idea- a thing you ponder in your head that can sometimes work and sometimes doesn't.
"Can I please have something to eat? I'm sure that two beautiful young girls like your selves can spare some food for me?"
"You should know that flattery will get you no where," said Koneko.
"Please just give me some fooood,"
"He wines just like you Vash," Lise said turning to Vash who was totally unaware of the comment. All of a sudden, Gorky ran in.
"Oh I'm RICH!! I'm RICH!!! I'm RICH!!!! I'm RICH!!!!!" He was running in circles around everyone. Then (just to make things interesting) for some reason, he decided to close his eyes as he continued to run. And of course, he tripped over Ranma, who was still in the chair, and they both fell over. In this odd turn of events, Ranma became free. As the idiot Gorky laid there, completely dazed, Ranma got up.
"Haha, I'm finally free of your evil wrath!"
"What evil wrath are you talking about?" asked Koneko.
"Can I… get some… help… here?" Gorky moaned painfully.
"Can't you see we're discussing something here?" said Lise.
"You know, I think he could be hurt…" said Vash.
"So what, it's his fault that he tripped over me. He's a total idiot."
"Look mister Ranma (A.K.A Millie's favorite title for Vash. Only the mister part though), he may be an idiot, but he's our idiot." Turns to Lise. "I think we should send him home soon."
"Yeah I guess."
"You sound disappointed."
"I was sort of hoping we could keep him. But lets send him back now. We need to get this fan fic. going." She pulled out her computer. "Well, see ya later Ranma…huh?"
"What's wrong Lise?"
"Where'd Ranma go?"
"Ooopsss."
"Hey you guys, Gorky's alright," said Vash. Koneko and Lise just stood there looking around the room. "I get the feeling that you don't care."
"Well, let's just forget about it." Gorky was now able to stand at least.
"Heehee, I'm rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hey Koneko, don't you think that's a little overboard with the exclamations? Looks fine to me
They stared at Gorky.
"If you're rich, then where's you're money?"
"Oh……………"(as you can see, he is pondering)"……….I left it at the casino."
"Oh brother, and what did we tell you about gambling?" said Lise.
"That gambling is very evil."
"That's right, and now you're broke, and don't expect us to give you any money, because that would be very cheep and unfair to all the other people, even though we probably could generate as much money as we possibly wanted and…" Koneko was cut off.
"Umm, we gotta go do something…um…Se ya!" Lise grabbed Koneko by the arm and pulled her out the door. There was a pause of silence. (There are many reasons why there was a pause of silence. One: because Vash and Gorky didn't understand why they ran off. Two: because Lise and Koneko were gone, and they usually start all of the halfway intelligent conversations. And three: both of them are just plain idiots). Well, any way, they decided to do the best they could to follow them.
Oddly enough, they sort of stumbled over to the casino. Basically, I don't feel like making this a long description, so they just sort of found it.
"Is this the right casino Gorky?"
"Yep."
"You know, we've been to practically 20 casinos, and every time we find one I ask you 'Is this the right casino Gorky' and every time you say 'yep'."
"What's your point?"
"Nothing, I just didn't know we had so many casinos, that's all."
As you can see, they are both idiots, but I suppose that is no surprise. Idiots attract idiots. Hey, that should be my new saying…………nah, I like ding dong better. Maybe because you are one, said the little voice in my head. You know, I really hate that voice. Well, anyway, let's get on with the story.
Inside the casino were many games that you would normally find in a casino. Of course that's logical. There were many people there, including Koneko and Lise. They seemed to be enjoying themselves.
"I really like this place," said Koneko.
"Yeah, I'm glad Vash and Gorky aren't here. They would probably screw something up. Hey dealer. Hit me again." They were playing black jack, one of my favorite games. And the dealer was none other than…Faye Valentine! You can probably imagine what she was wearing, so I won't go into details. Lise had a queen and an ace. When Faye gave her the card, she got a king.
"Yeah, I won! I rule above all!"
"Oh, look how happy the king and queen look. They even have a kid. It's so cute." Koneko was playing around with Lise's cards.
"I think you're missing the point." Lise looked a little annoyed and embarrassed by Koneko's strange obsession with the cards. She looked over at the door just as Vash and Gorky walked in. She quickly grabbed her winnings, grabbed Koneko away from the cards, and ran into the girls' bathroom.
"Why are we in here?" asked Koneko in her cute sweet innocent little voice.
"Shhhh, be quiet, they might here you." Said Lise in her cruel brutal evil insensitivity…
Will you stop that? {Hits Koneko slightly on the head, not very hard.} What did I do? I don't sound like that. Ok, fine
She said it in her nice concerned voice. There, that's better
Vash and Gorky walked in and looked around in awe.
"It's so sparkly in here," said Gorky in a dazed voice. They looked around for a while until Vash spotted Faye. He got an evil grin. I just wanted to notify you that everything from this point on has no reasoning behind it what so ever. BEWARE!
"Gorky, I just got an Idea. I don't get them often, so listen up. You see the girl over there. The one at the black jack table." Gorky looked over at her and nodded his head. "Good, because I have a really funny joke we can play on her. Come with me." They started to walk up to her. Once all of the people had left the table, Vash and Gorky went up to her, grabbed her, and ran into the boys' bathroom before any one noticed. She struggled to get free, but to no avail.
"What's going on, let me go!" she yelled. NOTE: describing the events that took place after this would take to long, so here's the scoop. Vash is now dressed like Faye. Why? We will never know. Faye is now sitting in one of the stalls in the boys' bathroom. What a great place for her to be. She is now wearing Vash's very long red trench coat. She is tied up, so she can't leave. Koneko and Lise are walking aimlessly around the casino. Well, that's it in a nutshell.
"Gee Vash, you look so pretty."
"Gee, ya think?" Vash blushed cutely. He did strike a resemblance. His hair was now black, like Faye's, looked like hers too. It was a wig. Duh. I hope you can imagine this, because I sure as heck can't. It's just too scary for me. Koneko and Lise didn't notice them yet, but were on the watch for Vash and Gorky. Vash walked past them without noticing they were there. Koneko and Lise decided that they would dress up like the people who worked there. They ran over to a closet and took out some uniforms. They quickly walked over to an area that wasn't occupied.
"Mahjong is a game for happy people who are happy while playing it and think about happy things that make them happy," Lise said. It just so happens that Vash and Gorky are happy people and like to play games, so they walked over to them. Koneko cringed.
"We want to play, we want to play!" they chanted together.
"Oh…I'm sorry, this section is closed now, bye." Lise and Koneko quickly ran away. Once again, Vash and Gorky just stood there, staring off into one direction. In my opinion, they are all idiots {Lise waks Koneko on the head lightly} What was that for I am not an idiot, other than Lise and Koneko. Vash finally got an idea. He pulled a deck of cards out of the shorts.
"Hey Gorky, look, 52 card pick up!" He threw the cards up in the air.
"Yeah! 52 card pick up!" He ran around in circles, jumping like an idiot, while trying to grab the cards as they fell. Miraculously, he caught all the cards while they were in the air.
"Wahoo, 52 card pickup!" Gorky's idiocy was then revealed. He threw all the cards he had caught into the air. And or course, they scattered. Gorky stared down at the cards that were on the ground. Then he started running around in circles yelling, "52 card pick up!" over and over again. I think he's weird, but that's only an opinion……nah, it's a fact. All of a sudden, many funny looking people started swarming around Vash. They looked angry.
"Hey you! You cheated us! We want our money back."
"Yeah!" said the angry mob. Being the idiot he is, Vash had no clue what was going on. All of a sudden the entire mob reached into their pockets and pulled out……pulled out……………SPORQS!!!!! The minute Vash saw the sporqs he screamed out in terror. He quickly ran towards the door as Lise and Koneko watched. At the very end of the mob was a black cat with big eyes. It was sort of farther behind the mob, but it held a sporq in its mouth. It walked out the door, following the angry mob.
"Gee, that was weird," said Lise.
"Yeah. Who could have guessed that so many people could fit sporqs in their pockets."
"Riigghhtt. Well, maybe we should follow him."
"Yeah. I think the kitty was cute too," said Koneko as they ran out the door after Vash and the mob. It didn't take them long to catch up to Vash, because he was against a wall, surrounded by the mob. Lise and Koneko had just arrived. Lise ran over to Vash, while Koneko was doing…something.
"Surrender evil people, or face the attack of the Swahili!" Koneko started walking around the people in motions so weird that they are indescribable. Just imagine her walking around, waving her hands about, and chanting "Swa- hi-li," over and over again. Needless to say, the mob was officially freaked out. None more than Lise.
"Well anyway, just ignore her and listen to me. This is not Faye, in fact, how can you even think this is Faye?" She pulls the wig off. (Ahh, the moment of truth). "Does this look like Faye to you?" There were many gasps in the mob. Koneko was still doing the attack of the Swahili. "Now I advise you to all leave now, before she does some other attack." With those words, the crowd vanished.
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Gorky was now with them, and Vash was now dressed back in his normal outfit.
"Vash? I wanted to know why you dressed like Faye?" asked Koneko.
"Well, some strange guy with a katana gave me some pills and said they were good so I tried to take them, but they went up my nose."
"Ohhhh, that explains it," said Koneko.
"Gorky, what did I tell you about casinos?" asked Lise.
"That they are evil."
"That's right."
"But I saw you guys there."
"You're just delusional," said Koneko.
"Oh, ok."
"Hey, whatever happened to Faye?" (Skips back to casino)
The mob arrived back at the casino. The men decided to go to the bathroom.
"What a strange guy that was."
"Yeah, but that girl was even weirder."
"Yeah," they all said together. Just then, they heard a knocking on one of the stalls. They approached the stall and opened the door. What they saw was none other than Faye. She looked up at them (just to tell you, she's is now fully dressed, the way she should be). She looked up at them.
"Uh…hi?" she said. Just then, the black kitty fell on her head. It was still holding the sporq in its mouth. Words aren't needed to tell what happened next, but let's just say that Faye got beaten up very badly.
Vash, Gorky, and the two super cool girls walked off into the sunset. (How pretty^-^)
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Next time on Jelly Beans!
"Howdy doody!"
"The world is filled with happy pappy people who like sandwiches."
Part 4: Bad Bad Gorky. That, and a lot of Cowboy Bebop references.
By Koneko
Note: This is a little strange, but I hope it's good. Oh, and when I use these things it means a private conversation with the demonic authors of this fan fic. (
Once again, we are in the happy little world of Trigun. It is a typical day in the Trigun world, isn't it? Wait, why am I asking myself this? Wait, why did I ask myself the question that came after the one I asked myself before? AHHHHHH! I better get a grip. Ok. Well, as we left them off, Koneko and Lise had recently came back from McDonalds. Ranma was being interrogated by Vash and Gorky, or was he interrogating them? Anyway, that's not important. Ok, enough stalling, lets get this fanfic going.
Gorky decided he was sick of McDonalds and went to go find some more jellybeans, on account that he didn't have anymore. He walked around aimlessly, looking for a candy store. When he finally found one, he bought some jellybeans (well of course he did, what else would he do). Then, by some strange turns of events, (actually, I don't feel like writing what he actually did, so I improvised) he came across a Gambling place.
Meanwhile, Kuno was still running around with his katana, looking for Ran-chan, who was now Ranma.
Elsewhere; Koneko, Lise, and Vash were still eating the McDonalds happy meals. Ranma was still sitting in the chair, tied up.
"Hey, can I have some food?"
"Nope," said Vash
"I wasn't asking you. I was asking those two over there,"
"Hmmm…you want some food?" asked Koneko, with her mouth stuffed.
"Well duh, that's why I asked,"
"You can't talk to us like that, can he?"
"Nope, that was very rude of you, so you don't get any food at all." Lise put a very big piece of chicken in her mouth.
"Mmm, no fair" said Ranma. He thought for a while and then came up with an Idea. Idea- a thing you ponder in your head that can sometimes work and sometimes doesn't.
"Can I please have something to eat? I'm sure that two beautiful young girls like your selves can spare some food for me?"
"You should know that flattery will get you no where," said Koneko.
"Please just give me some fooood,"
"He wines just like you Vash," Lise said turning to Vash who was totally unaware of the comment. All of a sudden, Gorky ran in.
"Oh I'm RICH!! I'm RICH!!! I'm RICH!!!! I'm RICH!!!!!" He was running in circles around everyone. Then (just to make things interesting) for some reason, he decided to close his eyes as he continued to run. And of course, he tripped over Ranma, who was still in the chair, and they both fell over. In this odd turn of events, Ranma became free. As the idiot Gorky laid there, completely dazed, Ranma got up.
"Haha, I'm finally free of your evil wrath!"
"What evil wrath are you talking about?" asked Koneko.
"Can I… get some… help… here?" Gorky moaned painfully.
"Can't you see we're discussing something here?" said Lise.
"You know, I think he could be hurt…" said Vash.
"So what, it's his fault that he tripped over me. He's a total idiot."
"Look mister Ranma (A.K.A Millie's favorite title for Vash. Only the mister part though), he may be an idiot, but he's our idiot." Turns to Lise. "I think we should send him home soon."
"Yeah I guess."
"You sound disappointed."
"I was sort of hoping we could keep him. But lets send him back now. We need to get this fan fic. going." She pulled out her computer. "Well, see ya later Ranma…huh?"
"What's wrong Lise?"
"Where'd Ranma go?"
"Ooopsss."
"Hey you guys, Gorky's alright," said Vash. Koneko and Lise just stood there looking around the room. "I get the feeling that you don't care."
"Well, let's just forget about it." Gorky was now able to stand at least.
"Heehee, I'm rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hey Koneko, don't you think that's a little overboard with the exclamations? Looks fine to me
They stared at Gorky.
"If you're rich, then where's you're money?"
"Oh……………"(as you can see, he is pondering)"……….I left it at the casino."
"Oh brother, and what did we tell you about gambling?" said Lise.
"That gambling is very evil."
"That's right, and now you're broke, and don't expect us to give you any money, because that would be very cheep and unfair to all the other people, even though we probably could generate as much money as we possibly wanted and…" Koneko was cut off.
"Umm, we gotta go do something…um…Se ya!" Lise grabbed Koneko by the arm and pulled her out the door. There was a pause of silence. (There are many reasons why there was a pause of silence. One: because Vash and Gorky didn't understand why they ran off. Two: because Lise and Koneko were gone, and they usually start all of the halfway intelligent conversations. And three: both of them are just plain idiots). Well, any way, they decided to do the best they could to follow them.
Oddly enough, they sort of stumbled over to the casino. Basically, I don't feel like making this a long description, so they just sort of found it.
"Is this the right casino Gorky?"
"Yep."
"You know, we've been to practically 20 casinos, and every time we find one I ask you 'Is this the right casino Gorky' and every time you say 'yep'."
"What's your point?"
"Nothing, I just didn't know we had so many casinos, that's all."
As you can see, they are both idiots, but I suppose that is no surprise. Idiots attract idiots. Hey, that should be my new saying…………nah, I like ding dong better. Maybe because you are one, said the little voice in my head. You know, I really hate that voice. Well, anyway, let's get on with the story.
Inside the casino were many games that you would normally find in a casino. Of course that's logical. There were many people there, including Koneko and Lise. They seemed to be enjoying themselves.
"I really like this place," said Koneko.
"Yeah, I'm glad Vash and Gorky aren't here. They would probably screw something up. Hey dealer. Hit me again." They were playing black jack, one of my favorite games. And the dealer was none other than…Faye Valentine! You can probably imagine what she was wearing, so I won't go into details. Lise had a queen and an ace. When Faye gave her the card, she got a king.
"Yeah, I won! I rule above all!"
"Oh, look how happy the king and queen look. They even have a kid. It's so cute." Koneko was playing around with Lise's cards.
"I think you're missing the point." Lise looked a little annoyed and embarrassed by Koneko's strange obsession with the cards. She looked over at the door just as Vash and Gorky walked in. She quickly grabbed her winnings, grabbed Koneko away from the cards, and ran into the girls' bathroom.
"Why are we in here?" asked Koneko in her cute sweet innocent little voice.
"Shhhh, be quiet, they might here you." Said Lise in her cruel brutal evil insensitivity…
Will you stop that? {Hits Koneko slightly on the head, not very hard.} What did I do? I don't sound like that. Ok, fine
She said it in her nice concerned voice. There, that's better
Vash and Gorky walked in and looked around in awe.
"It's so sparkly in here," said Gorky in a dazed voice. They looked around for a while until Vash spotted Faye. He got an evil grin. I just wanted to notify you that everything from this point on has no reasoning behind it what so ever. BEWARE!
"Gorky, I just got an Idea. I don't get them often, so listen up. You see the girl over there. The one at the black jack table." Gorky looked over at her and nodded his head. "Good, because I have a really funny joke we can play on her. Come with me." They started to walk up to her. Once all of the people had left the table, Vash and Gorky went up to her, grabbed her, and ran into the boys' bathroom before any one noticed. She struggled to get free, but to no avail.
"What's going on, let me go!" she yelled. NOTE: describing the events that took place after this would take to long, so here's the scoop. Vash is now dressed like Faye. Why? We will never know. Faye is now sitting in one of the stalls in the boys' bathroom. What a great place for her to be. She is now wearing Vash's very long red trench coat. She is tied up, so she can't leave. Koneko and Lise are walking aimlessly around the casino. Well, that's it in a nutshell.
"Gee Vash, you look so pretty."
"Gee, ya think?" Vash blushed cutely. He did strike a resemblance. His hair was now black, like Faye's, looked like hers too. It was a wig. Duh. I hope you can imagine this, because I sure as heck can't. It's just too scary for me. Koneko and Lise didn't notice them yet, but were on the watch for Vash and Gorky. Vash walked past them without noticing they were there. Koneko and Lise decided that they would dress up like the people who worked there. They ran over to a closet and took out some uniforms. They quickly walked over to an area that wasn't occupied.
"Mahjong is a game for happy people who are happy while playing it and think about happy things that make them happy," Lise said. It just so happens that Vash and Gorky are happy people and like to play games, so they walked over to them. Koneko cringed.
"We want to play, we want to play!" they chanted together.
"Oh…I'm sorry, this section is closed now, bye." Lise and Koneko quickly ran away. Once again, Vash and Gorky just stood there, staring off into one direction. In my opinion, they are all idiots {Lise waks Koneko on the head lightly} What was that for I am not an idiot, other than Lise and Koneko. Vash finally got an idea. He pulled a deck of cards out of the shorts.
"Hey Gorky, look, 52 card pick up!" He threw the cards up in the air.
"Yeah! 52 card pick up!" He ran around in circles, jumping like an idiot, while trying to grab the cards as they fell. Miraculously, he caught all the cards while they were in the air.
"Wahoo, 52 card pickup!" Gorky's idiocy was then revealed. He threw all the cards he had caught into the air. And or course, they scattered. Gorky stared down at the cards that were on the ground. Then he started running around in circles yelling, "52 card pick up!" over and over again. I think he's weird, but that's only an opinion……nah, it's a fact. All of a sudden, many funny looking people started swarming around Vash. They looked angry.
"Hey you! You cheated us! We want our money back."
"Yeah!" said the angry mob. Being the idiot he is, Vash had no clue what was going on. All of a sudden the entire mob reached into their pockets and pulled out……pulled out……………SPORQS!!!!! The minute Vash saw the sporqs he screamed out in terror. He quickly ran towards the door as Lise and Koneko watched. At the very end of the mob was a black cat with big eyes. It was sort of farther behind the mob, but it held a sporq in its mouth. It walked out the door, following the angry mob.
"Gee, that was weird," said Lise.
"Yeah. Who could have guessed that so many people could fit sporqs in their pockets."
"Riigghhtt. Well, maybe we should follow him."
"Yeah. I think the kitty was cute too," said Koneko as they ran out the door after Vash and the mob. It didn't take them long to catch up to Vash, because he was against a wall, surrounded by the mob. Lise and Koneko had just arrived. Lise ran over to Vash, while Koneko was doing…something.
"Surrender evil people, or face the attack of the Swahili!" Koneko started walking around the people in motions so weird that they are indescribable. Just imagine her walking around, waving her hands about, and chanting "Swa- hi-li," over and over again. Needless to say, the mob was officially freaked out. None more than Lise.
"Well anyway, just ignore her and listen to me. This is not Faye, in fact, how can you even think this is Faye?" She pulls the wig off. (Ahh, the moment of truth). "Does this look like Faye to you?" There were many gasps in the mob. Koneko was still doing the attack of the Swahili. "Now I advise you to all leave now, before she does some other attack." With those words, the crowd vanished.
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Gorky was now with them, and Vash was now dressed back in his normal outfit.
"Vash? I wanted to know why you dressed like Faye?" asked Koneko.
"Well, some strange guy with a katana gave me some pills and said they were good so I tried to take them, but they went up my nose."
"Ohhhh, that explains it," said Koneko.
"Gorky, what did I tell you about casinos?" asked Lise.
"That they are evil."
"That's right."
"But I saw you guys there."
"You're just delusional," said Koneko.
"Oh, ok."
"Hey, whatever happened to Faye?" (Skips back to casino)
The mob arrived back at the casino. The men decided to go to the bathroom.
"What a strange guy that was."
"Yeah, but that girl was even weirder."
"Yeah," they all said together. Just then, they heard a knocking on one of the stalls. They approached the stall and opened the door. What they saw was none other than Faye. She looked up at them (just to tell you, she's is now fully dressed, the way she should be). She looked up at them.
"Uh…hi?" she said. Just then, the black kitty fell on her head. It was still holding the sporq in its mouth. Words aren't needed to tell what happened next, but let's just say that Faye got beaten up very badly.
Vash, Gorky, and the two super cool girls walked off into the sunset. (How pretty^-^)
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Next time on Jelly Beans!
"Howdy doody!"
"The world is filled with happy pappy people who like sandwiches."