Ok in social studies, we're studying reformers and so we needed to do a
script and stuff to it. Well we did ours and everyone laughed including our
teacher. Hehehehe. Ok try to imagine it ok. Its called CELEBRITY JEOPARDY.
Here we go:
Alex Trabek (at): I'm your host, Alex Trabek. Welcome back to another, I'm sure SAD, Celebrity Jeopardy. We're currently in round 2, Double Jeopardy. Today's theme: Famous American Reformers. Today's contestants: Russian Figure skater and Olympic silver medalist, Irena Slutskya.
Irena Slutskya (is): (russian accent) I'm from Russia.
At: That's lovely. Our next contestant is "Jedi master" Yoda.
Yoda (y): the winner, I will be! (said in his weird voice)
At: and our returning "champion", god help us all, Sean Connery.
Sean Connery (sc): (in weird voice) I'll get you, you rogue!
At: I'm sure you will. Now, the categories are: Martin Luther King, Jr., William Lloyd Garrison, Eleanor Roosevelt, Wilma Mankiller, Sandra Day O'Conner, and Ely Samuel Parker. Mr. Connery, you are our returning champion, so you may pick the first category.
Sc: I'll play your game, Trabek. I'll take "the man with the mustache" for 18 thousand.
At: Mr. Connery, I'm not a category, and that's not even an amount that we use.
Sc: I'm on to you Tabek!
At: Whatever. Since you're an idiot, I'll choose for you. Wilma Mankiller for $200.
Sc: Mankiller…hmm…just like my wife.
At: moving on, answer there: This was the reform Wilma worked on.
Y: the galaxy, what is.
At: no, Master Yoda, that would be YOUR MOVIE.
Sc: I was in "The Rock".
Y: a rock for a brain, you have.
Is: I was in Russia…last week.
At: no those all were incorrect responses. The correct response was "What are Cherokee Indian reforms". She gives speeches and works very hard to rebuild the Cherokee Nation. Irena, why don't you choose the next category.
Is: I'm Russian, so I choose Sandra Day O'Connor for $200, no pun intended.
At: OK (puzzling look at her). Answer there: This was Sandra's method of reform.
Is: what is a flying samurai sword.
At: I'm sorry, you're temporarily insane, and that is incorrect.
Is: I'm from Russia.
At: that's great, for the 40th time.
Y: Supported women in her supreme court decisions, what is she did. A feminist, she is.
At: Amazingly, that is correct. After answering the first correct answer today, Yoda now has a score of -4800, putting him in the lead. Sean Connery is in second place with a score of -5000. And Irena Slutskaya is in last with an astonishing -12000. If she doesn't respond to any more questions, perhaps she'll "catch up" to the other two. Yoda, it's your turn to pick a category.
Y: Eleanor Roosevelt for 400, I'll take.
At: name this person.
Sc: It's that villain, Alex Trabek.
At: no Mr. Connery, I am not the person. This is the person.
(person walks in)
Y: a women, who is.
At: no, she's a former first lady.
(no one answers)
At: her husband's first name was Franklin.
(off stage… "cricket, cricket")
At: her last name was Roosevelt…her first name is Eleanor…someone, please, just buzz in and say "who is Eleanor Roosevelt"…anyone, please, your charities are suffering…and the show has reached a new low. Eleanor Roosevelt worked for the women's rights, civil rights, and children's rights. She was in the UN, does anyone recall the name Eleanor Roosevelt, anyone at all. I really need a new job. I mean Yoda, please choose another category.
That is all. Yes there is more but I'll write it later. Funny right…hehehhehehe. Yes as I said the WHOLE class cracked up. Hehehehe. Well review pls. And I did not write this. A person named CAITLIN GROBAREK. Hehehe so review. Bibi.
Alex Trabek (at): I'm your host, Alex Trabek. Welcome back to another, I'm sure SAD, Celebrity Jeopardy. We're currently in round 2, Double Jeopardy. Today's theme: Famous American Reformers. Today's contestants: Russian Figure skater and Olympic silver medalist, Irena Slutskya.
Irena Slutskya (is): (russian accent) I'm from Russia.
At: That's lovely. Our next contestant is "Jedi master" Yoda.
Yoda (y): the winner, I will be! (said in his weird voice)
At: and our returning "champion", god help us all, Sean Connery.
Sean Connery (sc): (in weird voice) I'll get you, you rogue!
At: I'm sure you will. Now, the categories are: Martin Luther King, Jr., William Lloyd Garrison, Eleanor Roosevelt, Wilma Mankiller, Sandra Day O'Conner, and Ely Samuel Parker. Mr. Connery, you are our returning champion, so you may pick the first category.
Sc: I'll play your game, Trabek. I'll take "the man with the mustache" for 18 thousand.
At: Mr. Connery, I'm not a category, and that's not even an amount that we use.
Sc: I'm on to you Tabek!
At: Whatever. Since you're an idiot, I'll choose for you. Wilma Mankiller for $200.
Sc: Mankiller…hmm…just like my wife.
At: moving on, answer there: This was the reform Wilma worked on.
Y: the galaxy, what is.
At: no, Master Yoda, that would be YOUR MOVIE.
Sc: I was in "The Rock".
Y: a rock for a brain, you have.
Is: I was in Russia…last week.
At: no those all were incorrect responses. The correct response was "What are Cherokee Indian reforms". She gives speeches and works very hard to rebuild the Cherokee Nation. Irena, why don't you choose the next category.
Is: I'm Russian, so I choose Sandra Day O'Connor for $200, no pun intended.
At: OK (puzzling look at her). Answer there: This was Sandra's method of reform.
Is: what is a flying samurai sword.
At: I'm sorry, you're temporarily insane, and that is incorrect.
Is: I'm from Russia.
At: that's great, for the 40th time.
Y: Supported women in her supreme court decisions, what is she did. A feminist, she is.
At: Amazingly, that is correct. After answering the first correct answer today, Yoda now has a score of -4800, putting him in the lead. Sean Connery is in second place with a score of -5000. And Irena Slutskaya is in last with an astonishing -12000. If she doesn't respond to any more questions, perhaps she'll "catch up" to the other two. Yoda, it's your turn to pick a category.
Y: Eleanor Roosevelt for 400, I'll take.
At: name this person.
Sc: It's that villain, Alex Trabek.
At: no Mr. Connery, I am not the person. This is the person.
(person walks in)
Y: a women, who is.
At: no, she's a former first lady.
(no one answers)
At: her husband's first name was Franklin.
(off stage… "cricket, cricket")
At: her last name was Roosevelt…her first name is Eleanor…someone, please, just buzz in and say "who is Eleanor Roosevelt"…anyone, please, your charities are suffering…and the show has reached a new low. Eleanor Roosevelt worked for the women's rights, civil rights, and children's rights. She was in the UN, does anyone recall the name Eleanor Roosevelt, anyone at all. I really need a new job. I mean Yoda, please choose another category.
That is all. Yes there is more but I'll write it later. Funny right…hehehhehehe. Yes as I said the WHOLE class cracked up. Hehehehe. Well review pls. And I did not write this. A person named CAITLIN GROBAREK. Hehehe so review. Bibi.