So yet again im writing the second portion of this. Hehehehe. Should be
funny. And just for you to remember:
Yoda-Y
Irena Slutskaya-Is
Sean Connery-Sc
Alex Trabek-At
Now to begin again:
Y: William Lloyd Garrison for 600, I'll take.
At: answer there; This is the reform that Mr. Garrison worked for.
Sc: what is…a reform? (asking what the word reform means)
At: what is the point of being on the show if you don't know what the theme is?
Is: (in American accent) What is the abolition of slavery. He ran a newspaper with his ideas in it, that was his method.
At: I thought you were Russian.
Is: (nervously looking around room and converting back to a Russian accent) I'm from Russia.
(someone walks in and hits Irena over the head with a keychain shaped like an ice skate).
Is2: I'm the real Irena Slutskaya.
At: that was interesting.
Sc: it's a conspiracy, and I know who's behind it. I knew you'd slip up somewhere, Trabek. Now I have you just where I want you.
At: whatever. The "real" Irena, would you please select a category.
Is2: I'll take Martin Luther King, Jr. for 400.
At: answer; Mr. King did these to get equal rights for blacks.
Sc: what is beating them with an ugly stick.
At: no, Mr. Connery.
Y: sit-ins, marches, and speeches, what are.
At: that is correct. Now for final Jeopardy, the answer: Ely Samuel Parker worked to help these people.
(Jeopardy theme song sung)
At: the network has hired an assistant for me, and her name is Lana Black.
Lana Black (Lb): Mr. Connery wagered…(holds up paper) I can't read that and his answer was "Alex Trabek's co-conspirators".
Lb: no that is totally WRONG! Ms. Slutskaya wagered…(holds up paper) 3000 dollars and her response was "I love Russia".
Is2: I'm from Russia.
Lb: that is again WRONG! Yoda wagered…(holds up paper) 2000 dollars and his response was "the dark side clouds everything, even the right answer".
At: no and again that's wrong. Now for the total. It seems having wagered nothing, somehow Mr. Connery pulled through from behind to "win" with an amount of -8300.
Sc: only on an account of villainy.
At: Irena finished second with -9000, and Yoda finished last with -9800.
Y: you are mistaken, win I did. (doing Jedi mind trick)
At: Yoda, you're a midget in a costume. There's no such thing as a Jedi in the real world.
Y: impressive, Trabek, most impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet! (whips out light saber-that is plastic)
At: I thought that was Darth Vader's line.
(Yoda sits and ponders that)
At: and once again some unfortunate charities are in great debt to us. You should be ashamed of yourselves (to contestants). I'm Alex Trabek, and this has been Celebrity Jeopardy.
(sean connery, yoda, and alex trabek all start fighting now.)
now that was it. Funny I say. Well review and stuff. Also remember. I never wrote this, a girl by the name of Caitlin Grobarek did. I see great things in her future!!!! Hehehehe. Ok. Well it's 11:00 at night. Night-night!! Bi.
Yoda-Y
Irena Slutskaya-Is
Sean Connery-Sc
Alex Trabek-At
Now to begin again:
Y: William Lloyd Garrison for 600, I'll take.
At: answer there; This is the reform that Mr. Garrison worked for.
Sc: what is…a reform? (asking what the word reform means)
At: what is the point of being on the show if you don't know what the theme is?
Is: (in American accent) What is the abolition of slavery. He ran a newspaper with his ideas in it, that was his method.
At: I thought you were Russian.
Is: (nervously looking around room and converting back to a Russian accent) I'm from Russia.
(someone walks in and hits Irena over the head with a keychain shaped like an ice skate).
Is2: I'm the real Irena Slutskaya.
At: that was interesting.
Sc: it's a conspiracy, and I know who's behind it. I knew you'd slip up somewhere, Trabek. Now I have you just where I want you.
At: whatever. The "real" Irena, would you please select a category.
Is2: I'll take Martin Luther King, Jr. for 400.
At: answer; Mr. King did these to get equal rights for blacks.
Sc: what is beating them with an ugly stick.
At: no, Mr. Connery.
Y: sit-ins, marches, and speeches, what are.
At: that is correct. Now for final Jeopardy, the answer: Ely Samuel Parker worked to help these people.
(Jeopardy theme song sung)
At: the network has hired an assistant for me, and her name is Lana Black.
Lana Black (Lb): Mr. Connery wagered…(holds up paper) I can't read that and his answer was "Alex Trabek's co-conspirators".
Lb: no that is totally WRONG! Ms. Slutskaya wagered…(holds up paper) 3000 dollars and her response was "I love Russia".
Is2: I'm from Russia.
Lb: that is again WRONG! Yoda wagered…(holds up paper) 2000 dollars and his response was "the dark side clouds everything, even the right answer".
At: no and again that's wrong. Now for the total. It seems having wagered nothing, somehow Mr. Connery pulled through from behind to "win" with an amount of -8300.
Sc: only on an account of villainy.
At: Irena finished second with -9000, and Yoda finished last with -9800.
Y: you are mistaken, win I did. (doing Jedi mind trick)
At: Yoda, you're a midget in a costume. There's no such thing as a Jedi in the real world.
Y: impressive, Trabek, most impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet! (whips out light saber-that is plastic)
At: I thought that was Darth Vader's line.
(Yoda sits and ponders that)
At: and once again some unfortunate charities are in great debt to us. You should be ashamed of yourselves (to contestants). I'm Alex Trabek, and this has been Celebrity Jeopardy.
(sean connery, yoda, and alex trabek all start fighting now.)
now that was it. Funny I say. Well review and stuff. Also remember. I never wrote this, a girl by the name of Caitlin Grobarek did. I see great things in her future!!!! Hehehehe. Ok. Well it's 11:00 at night. Night-night!! Bi.