The Phantom of the Fanfic

Inside my green notebook
I know it's there
It's in a black backpack
It's everywhere
As the computer starts
I always find
The Phantom of the Fanfic is there
Inside my mind

Write once again with me
Our strange duet
It's power over us
Grows weirder yet
You'll give your mind to it
Your sanity
The Phantom of the Fanfic is now
Your mastermind

Those who have read the fic
Draw back in fear
Though it's the fic they read
It's you they fear
The keyboard and the pen
In one combine
The Phantom of the Fanfic is there
Inside my mind

(The Phantom of the Fanfic)

Write once again with me
Our strange duet
It's power over us
Grows weirder yet
You'll give your mind to it
Your sanity
The Phantom of the Fanfic is now
Your mastermind