Chapter 9
Link and Saria entered the Graveyard. Saria pointed to the front headstone.
"There it is." Saria told him, "Use you 'magic powers.'"
"My but we're cynical in our old age." Link responded as he pulled out his Ocarina. He played the Sun's Song and the grave opened. "Ladies first, if you start acting like one."
"No." Saria said, and shoved Link into the square hole. "Bitches first."
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Link and Saria passed several extravagant imperial caskets, and came to the shoddily created grave if Princess Zelda.
"Impa buried her shortly before she died." Saria answered to a question never asked.
Link reached down and touched the rotted flesh of the once beautiful hand, and he felt a rushing sensation and showed Saria how two of three triangles on his right hand were brightened.
"The trouble is getting to Ganondorf's piece." Link said.
"You forget that we have killed all of the Sages, Link. Ganondorf was freed, and used as a challenge match for my master. He is dead in Lon Lon Ranch. We will get his body. Come."
"A challenge match?" Link thought to himself. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
…
They found Ganondorf's body in the ranch's corral.
"Touch his hand." Saria told Link.
"After this, I'm never touching a corpse again." Link said. He reached down and touched Ganondorf's hand. The Triforce vanished, and appeared on Link's hand. Saria grabbed it, and said, "Now, we are going to the Temple of Time."
…
They arrived at the Temple of Time, and the Door of Time was split in half. "One of the master's rather bad days." Saria informed him. They walked in, and past the door into the chamber, and to his surprise, the sword was still in its sheath-thingy. He walked up and slid it out, assuming that it wasn't going to put him to sleep. Never having seen this before, the untouched window above opened, and he transported through, Saria on his tail.
…
Link and Saria entered the Graveyard. Saria pointed to the front headstone.
"There it is." Saria told him, "Use you 'magic powers.'"
"My but we're cynical in our old age." Link responded as he pulled out his Ocarina. He played the Sun's Song and the grave opened. "Ladies first, if you start acting like one."
"No." Saria said, and shoved Link into the square hole. "Bitches first."
…
Link and Saria passed several extravagant imperial caskets, and came to the shoddily created grave if Princess Zelda.
"Impa buried her shortly before she died." Saria answered to a question never asked.
Link reached down and touched the rotted flesh of the once beautiful hand, and he felt a rushing sensation and showed Saria how two of three triangles on his right hand were brightened.
"The trouble is getting to Ganondorf's piece." Link said.
"You forget that we have killed all of the Sages, Link. Ganondorf was freed, and used as a challenge match for my master. He is dead in Lon Lon Ranch. We will get his body. Come."
"A challenge match?" Link thought to himself. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
…
They found Ganondorf's body in the ranch's corral.
"Touch his hand." Saria told Link.
"After this, I'm never touching a corpse again." Link said. He reached down and touched Ganondorf's hand. The Triforce vanished, and appeared on Link's hand. Saria grabbed it, and said, "Now, we are going to the Temple of Time."
…
They arrived at the Temple of Time, and the Door of Time was split in half. "One of the master's rather bad days." Saria informed him. They walked in, and past the door into the chamber, and to his surprise, the sword was still in its sheath-thingy. He walked up and slid it out, assuming that it wasn't going to put him to sleep. Never having seen this before, the untouched window above opened, and he transported through, Saria on his tail.
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