Chapter 4-face lumps
summary- Buffy finds out about the cats (not the best chapter in the story) and Spike has to make
a choice...
Feedback-ya huuuuh!
(After I got my computer unfrozen)
"Kittens?!?"
Spike looked at the ground.
*Oh well, maybe she can help name them..*
"Where did you get fifty kittens?" asked Buffy, disgust plain on her face.
Spike kept looking at the ground.
"Fifty-three, actually, there's Mittens, and Buttons, and Greenberg, and Smug and Abe and-"
"Spike!"
"Herbert and Smirk-Face and Fluffy and Jay and Fuzzy-Butt and-"
"Spike!"
"Huh?" His ultra-blue-eyes-of-doom rose from the floor, which was covered in kittens that were
mewing and confused.
"Why did you name your food?"
Spike frowned, a childlike confusion plain on his face.
"Food? What are you talking about, pet?"
"The cats?"
Spike's extra-quick-changing-face-muscles went into overdrive, his eyes growing wide with
disgust.
"Gross, Buffy! You eat cats? I'll eat a pig but cats is where I draw the line-"
"YOU eat cats, Spike"
"I do?"
"Yes, Spike, you're a vampire, cats are a snack for you.." Buffy's eyes rolled so far into the back
of her head that she could see her hair growing.
"They are?" Spike asked, tears forming in his eyes, making a prism with the candlelight, causing
a rainbow on the wall behind him. (Of course, the kittens tried to catch it*)
"Yes, Spike"
Spike whimpered, and picked up one of the kittens (Lumpy-Fur was his name)
"Well, I guess..if I'm supposed to.."
"Come ON Spike!" Said Buffy, suddenly wanting to see him eat a kitten (Maybe because one
had recently peed on her feet in a fit of joy)
"Bye bye Lumpy-fur" Spike said sadly, and bought the kitten up to his head.
Which was when the Lumpy-Fur (being smarter than the av-er-age cat)
brought out his claws and, in a vice-like fashion, latched himself onto Spike's face.
*Oh, thanks Buffy* Thought Spike *not only will I have to eat one of my friends, now I have to
break his legs, too*
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" said Lumpy-Fur.
Buffy sighed, and reached over to the cat on his face. And pulled. And pulled.
"OW!!!"
"It's no use Spike, I can't get this cat off"
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Spike and Buffy wandered into the vet's.
"Whaddareyoulookingat?" Mumbled Spike at an old lady sitting in the waiting room, his mouth
filled with fur.
The doctor walked into the room, her eyes on her I'm-a-doctor-so-its-manditory-for-me-to-have-
a-clipboard, and gave a little cry of fright.
"Little help, doc?" Asked Spike as best he could with the cat on his face.
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Said Lumpy-Fur
*A/N what?????^_~
summary- Buffy finds out about the cats (not the best chapter in the story) and Spike has to make
a choice...
Feedback-ya huuuuh!
(After I got my computer unfrozen)
"Kittens?!?"
Spike looked at the ground.
*Oh well, maybe she can help name them..*
"Where did you get fifty kittens?" asked Buffy, disgust plain on her face.
Spike kept looking at the ground.
"Fifty-three, actually, there's Mittens, and Buttons, and Greenberg, and Smug and Abe and-"
"Spike!"
"Herbert and Smirk-Face and Fluffy and Jay and Fuzzy-Butt and-"
"Spike!"
"Huh?" His ultra-blue-eyes-of-doom rose from the floor, which was covered in kittens that were
mewing and confused.
"Why did you name your food?"
Spike frowned, a childlike confusion plain on his face.
"Food? What are you talking about, pet?"
"The cats?"
Spike's extra-quick-changing-face-muscles went into overdrive, his eyes growing wide with
disgust.
"Gross, Buffy! You eat cats? I'll eat a pig but cats is where I draw the line-"
"YOU eat cats, Spike"
"I do?"
"Yes, Spike, you're a vampire, cats are a snack for you.." Buffy's eyes rolled so far into the back
of her head that she could see her hair growing.
"They are?" Spike asked, tears forming in his eyes, making a prism with the candlelight, causing
a rainbow on the wall behind him. (Of course, the kittens tried to catch it*)
"Yes, Spike"
Spike whimpered, and picked up one of the kittens (Lumpy-Fur was his name)
"Well, I guess..if I'm supposed to.."
"Come ON Spike!" Said Buffy, suddenly wanting to see him eat a kitten (Maybe because one
had recently peed on her feet in a fit of joy)
"Bye bye Lumpy-fur" Spike said sadly, and bought the kitten up to his head.
Which was when the Lumpy-Fur (being smarter than the av-er-age cat)
brought out his claws and, in a vice-like fashion, latched himself onto Spike's face.
*Oh, thanks Buffy* Thought Spike *not only will I have to eat one of my friends, now I have to
break his legs, too*
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" said Lumpy-Fur.
Buffy sighed, and reached over to the cat on his face. And pulled. And pulled.
"OW!!!"
"It's no use Spike, I can't get this cat off"
*****************************************************************************
Spike and Buffy wandered into the vet's.
"Whaddareyoulookingat?" Mumbled Spike at an old lady sitting in the waiting room, his mouth
filled with fur.
The doctor walked into the room, her eyes on her I'm-a-doctor-so-its-manditory-for-me-to-have-
a-clipboard, and gave a little cry of fright.
"Little help, doc?" Asked Spike as best he could with the cat on his face.
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Said Lumpy-Fur
*A/N what?????^_~