Chapter 5-*snap*
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A/N Thank you guys for your reviews, and especially to Exoticmushroom, who gave me a cool
idea for a plot twist (wiggles fingers suggestively)

"Ow!" *snap*
"Ow!" *snap*

"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

*snap*

An interesting sight is bestowed upon the Sunnydale veterinarian hospital today.
*Snicker* Spike is lying on a kitty-examination table, with a tiny, yet dangerous, tabby kitten
attached to his face. The kittens claws are being pulled out of him with tweezers by a very
nervous, very edgy vet.

*Snap* (A claw is pulled free from his head)

"Mrrrrrrowwwww!!"

"Ouch!"

"Spike, stop being such a baby, there's only one paw left"said Buffy, sitting in a corner.

"S'okay, kitty, I'm not gonna hurt you.." cooed the-very-nervous-vet-lady to the very annoyed
kitten.

"Yeah, you better not, or else I might be forced to eat you!" said Spike, slightly muffled by the
vast amount of fur in his face.

"Eat....me?" whimpered the vet-lady, becoming even more nervous. (If it was possible)

"Yeah, eat you, 'cause if you even so much as pull one hair from this kittens head, I'll sink my
fangs into your-"

The doctor-lady blanched, falling onto the cat.
The cat hissed, sinking his claws and his fangs into Spike's face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"




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