Chapter6-Xander
summary-READ THE TITLE YOU TWITS!
A/N I won't be able to keep this *at least one chapter a day* thing up for long, enjoy it while you
can...maybe reviewing will help my imagination along...hint, hint. ^_~
*a day later*
"Mmm...Spike..ooohh...that's nice...mmmhmmm"
"You like that, love?"
"Mmmmmmmmm."
Xander's face contorted with disgust.
"Well, too bad! I'm not massaging you any more until you bring me some kibble!"
Xander's face now displays confusion. (Which, not surprisingly, is his natural face position)
He was standing just inside the crypt, ready to yell at Spike for thinking that he was gay
(Dawn was starting to act weird around him and he asked Buffy why)
and he thought that he had stumbled upon some Vampire/Slayer lovin'.
(of course, you and I know better, unless you're really dumb and have skipped to this chapter
without reading the earlier ones )
*somewhere in the world, sitting in front of a computer, Riley blushes ^_~*
"Spike?" he calls "What are you doing with Buffy?"
"What does it look like you nit (or was it git?), I'm excersizin'......wait, never mind, wrong
episode, I'm giving Buffy a massage in exchange for.....uhh....bananas"
*A/N: What?!?*
"Bananas?" asks Xander, disbelieving
(of course, before he said this there was a lot of thought about Spike's feelings,
as he wouldn't want to make Spike think that the scoobies thought that he was untrustworthy)
(or one scoobie in particular)
Xander pokes his head into the room.
And faints.
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"Dawn didn't even faint when she saw them, he's such a wimp"
"I am not a wimp, you...banana-eating-Buffy-loving vampire fiend!" yelled Xander, but since he
was lying face down on Spike's bed, covered with kittens, it came out more like:
"Im notta imp oo ananna meaten huffy-uving vamshiper kiend!!"
"Oh, he's awake" said Buffy "Spike, help me get these kitten off of him"
"aww, but Buffy, look at how happy they are.."
Buffy smiled, he was right, the kittens looked right at home, they were purring and falling asleep
in Xanders jacket.
"Maybe you're right, Spike, anyways, the sun's gone down and we could go get them their food
while he babysits them"
"Okay, love" said Spike, putting on his ultra-cool jacket, and plucking a couple of kittens out of
the pockets and putting them on Xander's back.
"Wait! Guys! You can't do this! I'm allergic!"
Only it came out like:
"Shmate! Mys! Oo ant moo 'is! 'M nellergic!"
But they were already out the door....
(Heh heh heh, I did that on purpose ^_~)
summary-READ THE TITLE YOU TWITS!
A/N I won't be able to keep this *at least one chapter a day* thing up for long, enjoy it while you
can...maybe reviewing will help my imagination along...hint, hint. ^_~
*a day later*
"Mmm...Spike..ooohh...that's nice...mmmhmmm"
"You like that, love?"
"Mmmmmmmmm."
Xander's face contorted with disgust.
"Well, too bad! I'm not massaging you any more until you bring me some kibble!"
Xander's face now displays confusion. (Which, not surprisingly, is his natural face position)
He was standing just inside the crypt, ready to yell at Spike for thinking that he was gay
(Dawn was starting to act weird around him and he asked Buffy why)
and he thought that he had stumbled upon some Vampire/Slayer lovin'.
(of course, you and I know better, unless you're really dumb and have skipped to this chapter
without reading the earlier ones )
*somewhere in the world, sitting in front of a computer, Riley blushes ^_~*
"Spike?" he calls "What are you doing with Buffy?"
"What does it look like you nit (or was it git?), I'm excersizin'......wait, never mind, wrong
episode, I'm giving Buffy a massage in exchange for.....uhh....bananas"
*A/N: What?!?*
"Bananas?" asks Xander, disbelieving
(of course, before he said this there was a lot of thought about Spike's feelings,
as he wouldn't want to make Spike think that the scoobies thought that he was untrustworthy)
(or one scoobie in particular)
Xander pokes his head into the room.
And faints.
##########################################################################
"Dawn didn't even faint when she saw them, he's such a wimp"
"I am not a wimp, you...banana-eating-Buffy-loving vampire fiend!" yelled Xander, but since he
was lying face down on Spike's bed, covered with kittens, it came out more like:
"Im notta imp oo ananna meaten huffy-uving vamshiper kiend!!"
"Oh, he's awake" said Buffy "Spike, help me get these kitten off of him"
"aww, but Buffy, look at how happy they are.."
Buffy smiled, he was right, the kittens looked right at home, they were purring and falling asleep
in Xanders jacket.
"Maybe you're right, Spike, anyways, the sun's gone down and we could go get them their food
while he babysits them"
"Okay, love" said Spike, putting on his ultra-cool jacket, and plucking a couple of kittens out of
the pockets and putting them on Xander's back.
"Wait! Guys! You can't do this! I'm allergic!"
Only it came out like:
"Shmate! Mys! Oo ant moo 'is! 'M nellergic!"
But they were already out the door....
(Heh heh heh, I did that on purpose ^_~)