"Sir, are you sure about this??"

"Don't make this any harder than it has to be, just . . . give me a minute.."

Spike and a lady were standing outside the back of the......

SUNNYDALE WHORE HOUSE!!(Riley's favourite hangout)

(duh duh duuuuuh!))


Actually they were behind the Sunnydale animal shelter, with a car full of kittens and a teary-
eyed vampire.

"Are you okay, sir?" Asked the lady, whose name was Lurna.

"Yes! Just . . . can we be alone for a minute?"

"Of course, Sir.."
The woman turned and left, looking very relieved.

Spike burst out crying, and picked up each kitten in turn.

"I love you, Lumpy-Fur, but if you ever stick your claws in me again . . . *Sob*!
And you, Fuzz-for-brains...and Jimmy.."

He broke down sobbing, getting the kitties all wet, making them mew and squirm.

"Sir? We're ready for them..."

"All right...just..Take them away before I change my mind!!"

She rolled her eyes and started to put the kitties in a big play-pen.

Spike turned around. He couldn't watch his babies being taken from him.



I know, this chap was crap...hee, hee Crap Chap! Hee, hee...
But the next one will be better. ^_^ promise