"Shhh, Spike, it'll be okay...the kitties will have nice homes and be all happy because you did the
right thing.."
"Yeah..I guess.." Spike let out a little whimper, and wiped his eyes on his coat.
"Well, I'd better get going then, those Passions episodes I taped aren't going to watch
themselves"
"Right, off you go, you're just going to love it when Dakota and Mississippi get married"
Spike's eyes grew HUGE in his head.
"No, they CAN'T Dakota loves Tex! She Can't marry that poof!"
"Right, you'd better go see.." Buffy said, pushing him out of the door.
Spike ran to his crypt, not wanting to miss any of his pre-taped shows, as they might run away
from him.
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"Spike? Oh thank God you're here! Help me!"
"Xander, what are you doing here?"
"I'm stuck! Every time I try to get up, these stupid cats hiss at me!"
Xander was lying face down on Spike's bed, with two of Spike's precious cats on his back (Lilly
and Joe-cat)
"I think they had sex while I was sleeping!" Xander shrieked " I had to gain sustenance from cat
hair, and all I had to entertain me was this dictionary!" (Which explains how he knew the word
"sustenance")
"Oh my poor babies!" Yelled Spike, and he picked up his cats, pulling them to his chest and
twirling around.
"Whoa, Lilly, you're kind of heavy" He turned his kitty on her back, and his eyes opened wide in
his I'm-too-sexy-for-a-bed face.
"You knocked her up Joe-cat, boy am I proud of you!"
He cuddled the pregnant cat to him, while Xander slowly backed out of the room, looking tiered
and VERY hungry.
Spike smiled, soon he'd have some new babies to raise.
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right thing.."
"Yeah..I guess.." Spike let out a little whimper, and wiped his eyes on his coat.
"Well, I'd better get going then, those Passions episodes I taped aren't going to watch
themselves"
"Right, off you go, you're just going to love it when Dakota and Mississippi get married"
Spike's eyes grew HUGE in his head.
"No, they CAN'T Dakota loves Tex! She Can't marry that poof!"
"Right, you'd better go see.." Buffy said, pushing him out of the door.
Spike ran to his crypt, not wanting to miss any of his pre-taped shows, as they might run away
from him.
************************************************
"Spike? Oh thank God you're here! Help me!"
"Xander, what are you doing here?"
"I'm stuck! Every time I try to get up, these stupid cats hiss at me!"
Xander was lying face down on Spike's bed, with two of Spike's precious cats on his back (Lilly
and Joe-cat)
"I think they had sex while I was sleeping!" Xander shrieked " I had to gain sustenance from cat
hair, and all I had to entertain me was this dictionary!" (Which explains how he knew the word
"sustenance")
"Oh my poor babies!" Yelled Spike, and he picked up his cats, pulling them to his chest and
twirling around.
"Whoa, Lilly, you're kind of heavy" He turned his kitty on her back, and his eyes opened wide in
his I'm-too-sexy-for-a-bed face.
"You knocked her up Joe-cat, boy am I proud of you!"
He cuddled the pregnant cat to him, while Xander slowly backed out of the room, looking tiered
and VERY hungry.
Spike smiled, soon he'd have some new babies to raise.
*Thank youuuuu AfterDark ^_^
There will be an epilogue, much funniness. Thanks to you guys for your reviews, now write some
more!!