Disclaimer: We don't own them! Mariko owns herself and us too and the
world's in trouble!

Author's Notes: Insomnia again and an AP test too! But no Kool-Aid!


Introducing Mariko

Once upon a time in a Germen Class too close for comfort, sat three
teenage girls giggling and yelling at the Irish Blonde Walking Christmas
Tree and one teenage guy who was just sitting with his shoulder length
brown hair telling them for the 20th time that day that they we're insane
and deserved to be beat with a stick. In the midst of the giggling and
yelling two of the girls started arguing on paper in their rudimentary
Germen about who got to kidnap the hottest guy on In A Heartbeat (in their
opinion). The note went something like this:
Jamie ist meine! Du kannst Danso haben! (jamie is mine! You can have
danso!)
Nein, Jaime ist Meine! Ich mag Jamie! (no, jamie is mine! I want jamie!)
Aber Danso kannt die rasen maehen fuer dich! (but danso can mow the lawn
for you!)
Schade. Ich mag Danso und Jamie jetzt. (dang. I want danso and jamie now)
So ein mist! (dang!)

Just as Amber (or Annika as she is in Germen) was about to scribble out a reply Michael (or Alexander in Germen) grabbed it from her and read it and said in true Michael fashion, "This is why drugs are bad," He then releases it on to his desk, where Mindy (or Marta in Germen) quickly picks up the note and reads with slight and has to ask what mag is.

"It's to want," Amber explains.

"I thought that was will," Mindy says in confusion.

"Shut up Mindy!" Mariko (or Marina in Germen) says as she takes the note back.

"But I can help you!" Mindy says.

"What?!" Mariko said.

"I can get him to fall in love with you," Mindy said.

"Really!!!" Mariko said straightening up in her seat.

"Yes in fanfic," Mindy said. And nothing more. The girls and guy were left wondering.