Authors Note: Hi everyone, just wanted to say thanks for the reviews! I got two more classes up here: Swimming, P.E. and I put in Lunch! Tell me what ya think! They are super short but hey...sorry it took so long to put'em up but it's easy making up fics just hard finally writing'em down ya know?
Swimming:
Lloyd, Rose, & Miranda are all standing by the pool (in bathing suits he he he he....)
Rose: So....what do we do...
Coach: You swim.
Miranda:...how?
Coach: You get in the water...
Lloyd: I don't like water...
Coach: Ok so whose going to go first?!
All:...
Coach: C'mon!
Rose: Miranda you go...
Miranda: Lloyd you go
Lloyd: HELL NO!
Miranda: he he he....*pushes Lloyd in pool*
Lloyd: *drowning* I can't swim! I can't swim!
Rose:-_-*sigh* stand up
Lloyd: *stands* Oh! ^_^'
Coach: Ok now DIVE INTO THE WATER!
Lloyd: Yeah right...
Coach: *pushes Lloyd into deep water* SWIM!!!
Lloyd: *drowning* I can't swim! I cant swim!!
Miranda: I really think he can't swim...
Rose: Than go help him! *pushes Miranda in water*
Miranda: *drowning* THE !@#$ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN SWIM!!!!
Rose: Oops!
Coach: *moving hands in swimming motion* BE ONE WITH THE WATER! ONE WITH THE WATER!
Lloyd: *trying to swim* ONE-One-ONE WITH THE WHAT??? OH FUCK THIS I AM FLYING *Lloyd turns on wings flies out of pool pushing Rose in pool*
Coach: Your losing points for that!
Lloyd: Do I look like I....care?
Coach:..
Miranda: ANY ONE NOTICE! I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!
Rose: *climbs out of pool* Yes we can see that.
Miranda: SO WHAT THE !@#$ YOU @$$'$ WAITING FOR HELP ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Rose: I like her this way better...
Lloyd: Me too
Miranda: WHAT?!!!!!
Coach: Look at that it's almost lunchtime...
Rose: Let's go than....
Lloyd: Yup, I'm Starving
*Rose, Lloyd, & Coach leave*
Miranda: *STILL trying to swim* YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!!!!!!!! HELLOOOOOO ARE YOU LISTENING!!!! IS ANYONE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.E.:
Kongol & Haschel stood in a line with the other student's on the 2nd floor auditorium.
Coach: Ok everyone we'll start off with a few simple exercises. A cartwheel!
Student: This is hard!
Haschel: *doing back flips around the gym*
Coach: I said CARTWHEELS NOT BACK FLIPS!
Kongol: *watching Haschel* Kongol dizzy...
Haschel: *still doing back flips* This is kids stuf-- Oh SH*T! *falls* I think I pulled a muscle...
All:-_-'
Kongol: *walks over to Haschel laying down on the gym floor twitching* You ok?
Haschel: *eye twitch* DO I LOOK OK TO YOU?!!!!!!!! I AM LAYING ON THE FLOOR AND CAN'T GET UP! MY SIDE HURTS LIKE HELL AND YOUR ASKING ME IF I AM OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kongol: *cowers in fear*
Coach: Ok then...NEXT let's do Jumping Jacks!
Kongol: ^_^ Kongol do Jumping Jacks!
Haschel: *trying to get up in fear* No Kongol Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lunch:
Shana, Meru, & Dart are sitting at a long lunch table ,in the very crowded & busy cafeteria, eating. Meru is looking over addition problems.
Meru: I STILL don't understand this...
Shana: What is that?
Meru: My homework
Shana: Did we GET Addition home work?
Meru: No...my teacher gave this specially for me ^_^
Dart takes the paper.
Dart: *laughing* This is a punishment!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Meru: *sniff* no it's not...
Shana: Are you going to do it?
Meru: Yes...
Dart: Why?
Meru: It IS my work, don't you do YOUR homework?
Dart: no...
Shana: Than what are those weird magazines with those people wearing nothing, you all ways read at home?
Dart: er...those...are...research magazines, I do reports just not home work he he he....!
Shana: Ohhhhhh (A/N: She obviously doesn't get it ^_~)
Albert, Crystal, & Lavitz sit at the table tiredly. Lavitz & Crystal beaten and bruised.
Crystal: I never thought politics were so dangerous...
Lavitz: *glares at Albert* They are when your with Albert....
Albert: he he he...
Dart: *eye twitch* I am afraid to ask but....what happened?
Crystal: ALBERT didn't want to leave the damn political class room SO-
Lavitz: HE TOOK OUT HIS FREAKEN SPEAR AND STARTED ATTACKING US WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!
Albert: They were trying to get me away from the teacher!!!!!!!!!
Meru: And they thought "I" had problems...
Albert: WHAT?!
Meru: ^_^' nothin'
Lloyd, Rose, & Miranda ,soaking wet, walk into Lunch Room and walk up to the table.
Lloyd: I hate swimming...
Rose: You CAN'T swim
Lloyd: Your point is...
Rose: How can you hate it when you can't even do it?!
Meru: Do what?
Rose: SWIM! Why am I stuck with such idiots
All: What was that?!!
Rose: Nothing...
Miranda: At least you didn't have to stay in that damn pool for so long! I am freezing!!!
Lloyd: Oh SHUT UP!
Miranda: *sniff*
The cafeteria room shakes and suddenly Kongol falls from the ceiling landing in a chair at the table sending Meru flying into the ceiling.
Albert: Where did you come from?
Crystal: What the !@#$ happened to you?!
Kongol: Kongol go boom. *points at ceiling with big whole in it*
Haschel limps into the cafeteria: I'll tell you what happened KONGOL did jumping jacks!
Everyone: *laughs*
Kongol: Kongol try get good grade!
Dart: Are we missing some one?
Shana: Where's Meru?
Lavitz: he, he, I think found her *points up at ceiling*
All: *look up*
Meru's legs are seen half way through the ceiling.
Rose: Hah! Kongol must have sent her flying from the impact!
Meru: *muffled voice* HEY HELP ME!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
Kongol: Kongol get *Kongol stands and pulls Meru out from the ceiling and throws her into the chair*
Meru: Woe, T-Thanks...
*15 minutes later after everyone is done eating*
Crystal and Lavitz are looking at there schedules together.
Crystal: *swallow* Oh no! Hell NO!
Lavitz: *swallow* This is just our luck!
Crystal: WHY ME?!
Lavitz: What did I DO?!
Dart: Er...what happened?
Lavitz: WE are in ALBERT'S CLASS.....AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Lloyd: So...
Crystal: *cry's* It's LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Albert: *eyes glow* MY BOOKS! MY BEUATIFUL BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES ALLOW US TO EXPIERIENCE THE WONDERS OF KNOWLADGE IN THE EVER SO WONDERUL BOOKS!!!!! BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: He's mad I'm telling you!
Lavitz: NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!
Albert: Come on we have to get there extra earlier *drags yelling Crystal & Lavitz away*
Rose: Woe
Miranda: That's just scary...
Shana: I feel sorry for them...
Lloyd: Ten bucks says they don't make it back alive!
Haschel: Your on!
Dart: Ok I have *looks at schedule*.....Science next....
Shana: Oh well...I have History next...
(Dart: Yes!)
Lloyd: I got........Science!
Kongol: Kongol have Science....
Haschel: Oh History...
Meru: I got...Music ALL RIGHT!
Miranda: *grunt* Oh great...so do I...
Meru: Yay! Maybe afterward you can help me with my math!
Miranda: ....what?
Dart: Don't do it it's a death wish...
Rose: I have History...
Haschel: Well let's get it over with...
All of them break up and go to there classes.
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Hey so what do you think?! Once again I would just like to apologize for, it took me so long to post this...and thanks for the reviews! I will have the classes up soon.
~*Crystal*~