[Yukai Tanjobi – Kara no Suzaku Shichi Seishi]

[Happy Birthday – From the Suzaku Seishi]

By: Draconsis

Fushigi Yuugi belong to Yuu Watase…not me…*sob*

.::Chapter 5 – Kara Chiriko, Mitsukake tou Chichiri::.

.::Chapter 5 – From Chriko, Mitsukake and Chichiri::.





It's the day of the party…finally.

Mitsukake: (puts a wrapped box down on the table) There. Mitsukake's beauty package. (Counts off fingers) Black head remover, pimple protector, shampoo, moisturiser etc. Same as that used by the emperor of Konan.

Draconsis: Good.

Mitsukake: Now do I get out of the karaoke?

Draconsis: No.

Mitsukake: *sigh* (starts singing the opening lyrics to Itooshii Hito no Tame ni) Maaaaaarrrrriiiccccaaarrrraaaarrraaa Suuuuuuuzzzzzaaaaaakkkkuuuuuuu…….

Draconsis: (fingers in ears) Okay. You're out of the karaoke.

Mitsukake: (stops) phew.

Draconsis: *stricken look* I am making sure you don't sing. Not even if you're drunk.

Mitsukake: I thought there was no opportunity for me to get drunk.

Draconsis: There's Tasuki. So long if he's at a party, there bound to be sake.

Mitsukake: I must go and make anti-hangover pills then…

Draconsis: I suppose so…

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Draconsis: Chiriko-chan, are you done?

Chiriko: Hai. All of the assignments given by the educational institution the birthday girl attends have been answered and completed. I have also systematically arranged all of her plastic storage folders.

Draconsis: Great. Say, do you want to take part in the karaoke session?

Chiriko: No! No!

Draconsis: -_-;;; Then follow me. I've thought up something for you and Mitsukake to do.

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Draconsis: (hands Chiriko the video cam) Here. Chiriko will operate the video camera while Mitsukake lifts you up for bird's eye view shots.

Silence.

Draconsis: Guys?

Chiriko: (reading manual)

Mitsukake: (gone back to making anti-hangover pills)

Draconsis: -_-;;

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2 hours before the party…

Draconsis: Chichiri, go inside your kasa for a while.

Chichiri: Why na no da?

Draconsis: Just do it.

Nuriko: (looms up behind Draconsis)

Chichiri: Daaaaa…. (Goes inside Kasa)

Draconsis: (grabs kasa and sticks a blue piece of paper onto it)

Nuriko: What the blue paper for?

Draconsis: Nakago gave this to me. This charm traps Chichiri in his kasa.

Nuriko: *laugh*

The two evil people proceed to stuff the kasa into a certain empty box and sealed it up with scotch tape, then wrapping it up very tightly with wrapping paper.

Nuriko: Chichiri will kill us once he gets out.

Draconsis: He can't.

Nuriko: Why not?

Draconsis: The charm also drains all his powers for 72 hours.

Nuriko: You're evil.

Draconsis: So are you for helping me.

The two then proceed to laugh very, very evilly for the next few minutes.

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Hotohori: Poor Chichiri.

Tamahome: *nod* Nuriko and Draconsis are very evil when their together.

Mitsukake: I can't imagine how evil Draconsis, Nuriko and Sansele will be together…

Chiriko: Oh…So its Sansele-san's Birthday celebrations…

Tasuki: She's the one that did 'Seishi for Loan' right?

Hotohori: Hai.

All of them pause for a long while.

Simultaneously: OH NO!







~To Be Continued