[Yukai Tanjobi – Kara no Suzaku Shichi Seishi]
[Happy Birthday – From the Suzaku Seishi]
By: Draconsis
It's 11.58pm my time…I'm tired…guess it was stupid of me to think I could finish the fic from chap5 to the end in one day huh? I even missed dinner. But hey, I broke my number of fics per day record, another chapter will break my most number of chapters per story record, and this is the 1st totally dedicated fic I've ever done…maybe I'll go to sleep after this chapter…Mmmm…nice soft beddy beddy…and Tasuki laser printer self printed wallposter…air-con…*slaps self*…what am I saying?! Oh yeah. Fushigi Yuugi belong to Yuu Watase. Me no own FY. You sue me also broke from buying the X book 2, NGE book 4, Young Guns book 4, and Love Hina 1-3. All of them in English. So me broke. You sue also get nothing. Haha.
A/N: I gave up at 12.27pm and went to sleep.
A/N #2: I resumed the next day after 1 can of coca-cola heaven and earth mandarin orange tea, chin cao drink sinking in sugar…um…honey, and 3 cups of pepsi for breakfast. In other words, I'm on a sugar high. HAHAHA.
A/N #3: What I actually did was to read fanfics on FFN. Now it's Saturday night. And my parents are in KL!!!! And I just finished the rest of the 1.5L pepsi bottle!!!!!
A/N #4: I must stop writing crap.
WARNING: Chichiri OOC, Chichiri bashing, Chichiri drunk…basically torturing the poor fellow…
.::Chapter 12 – Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai (It's a Piece of Cake to Change My Appearance)::.
-[Thursday 8.55pm, 28th March 2002]-
Sansele: *Grabs Draconsis* Where the [bleep] is Chichiri?
Draconsis: Ehehe…Not here?
Sansele: I can see that you moron! Now where is he before I throw you over the parapet the next time we're in school?
Draconsis: Ahhh…somewhere on the planet Earth?
Sansele: *death glare* Wrong answer…
((BISH)) ((BANG)) ((SLAM)) ((THUD)) ((POW))
Nuriko: (appears and saves Draconsis) We're going to get Chichiri right now, kay? (Lugs a seriously injured Draconsis off)
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Draconsis: Nuriko, where's the closet key?
Nuriko: Who needs a key? (Opens closet doors by force) Ta-Dah!
Draconsis: (Grabs the box) C'mon, lets go before Sansele kills me.
Nuriko: What's wrong with Sansele trying to kill you?
Draconsis: -_-;;;
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Draconsis and Nuriko are in the dressing room…
Nuriko: How do we know the Seiryu charm is gonna work?
Draconsis: It has to. If not I'll torture them in my other fics.
Nuriko: *taps kasa* Yo Chichiri! Ne, are you still alive in there?
((Music starts playing outside))
Draconsis: *throws kasa out onto center stage* LET'S GO ALREADY!!!!
Nuriko: But I want a grand entra— (is shoved out)
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Song: Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai (It's a Piece of Cake to Change My Appearance)
Originally sung by: Chichiri (Duh.)
Keywords: Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai/It's a Piece of Cake to Change My Appearance/Chichiri
Singer: Chichiri (C)
Backup: Nuriko (N), Draconsis (D)
Double brackets connotes echo.
{} Connotes stuff those not occur in the song
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Chichiri pops out of his kasa…wearing…what he normally wears ^^. Nuriko and Draconsis are in white tees with dark blue jeans and wearing dark blue jackets.
(A/N: I leave it up to your imagination to think up snazzy dance moves for the poor guy…)
{Chichiri: *blink* *blink*}
{Draconsis: (hands him mike) (points to lyrics screen at the back) SING!!!!!}
(C)Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah!
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{Sansele: *o* }
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(C)Oh yeah!
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(C) (N&D): Oh yeah!
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{Tamahome: Is that a Chichiri impersonator?}
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(C)daiichi no NIKIBI kazan wo kusugutte
namida wo tameta mizuumi ni tobikomu
chikyuu wa asobiba de manabiya da-
dakara tanoshiku yarou!
Tickling the volcanoes that pimple the earth
I dive into the lake of tears
The Earth is both a playground and a school.
So let's have some fun!
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{Tasuki: Why the [bleepity bleep] are the cross-dresser and a loony fic author up on stage again?}
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(C)fuuin sareta kioku no futa wo ake
hitorihitori ga saikyou ni naru no da
hadou wo takametara ki wo okuru
ai wa kekkai na no da
Opening the box of sealed memories,
one by one, each becomes the strongest no da.
If the waves get too high, I'll send my ki.
Love is a protecting barrier na no da.
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{Mitsukake: We need to search Draconsis's and Nuriko's rooms later to see if they have anymore of the ecstasy they fed to Chichiri.}
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(C)egao no shita ni
(C)(N&D)kakurete'ru sugao datte aru kedo
(C)MAJI ni naru yori
waratte'ru (N&D) (waratte'ru)
(C)odokete'ru (N&D) (odokete'ru)
My trues self lies hidden
under my smiling face, but
Instead of being serious,
I'm laughing (laughing)
and fooling around (fooling around)
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{Chiriko: Chichiri-sama is being a very bad role model.}
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(C)(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai (N&D)Oh yeah!
(C)oira wa minna no ichibu de zenbu
(N&D)Suzaku/ (C)no miko wo mamoru tame no (C) (N&D)shichi se-i-shi
(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai (N&D)oh yeah!/
(C)ikai e tsujiru kasa wo kabutte
(N&D)DA- DA DA DA
(C)teki mo mikata mo asobi nakama NA NO DA!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
I am both one part and all of everyone.
Seven seishi to protect Suzaku no miko.
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
Wearing my kasa that can transport me to another world.
DA- DA DA DA
Enemies and allies are both my playmates NA NO DA!
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[Instrumental break]
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(C)I'm feeling thirsty from all this singing no da!
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{Seishi: *sweatdrop*}
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(N&D): Ahhhhhhhhh!
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(C)Taikyoku-zan de denju sareta chikara
ikashi kiranakya otoko ga sutaru no da
kokoro ga kuu ni nareba naru hodo
oira shinshutsu kibotsu
If I don't use the power taught to me on Mt. Taikyoku,
I'd be of no use.
If my heart is empty, of course,
I turn up in unexpected places at unexpected times.
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{Hotohori: I don't believe I ever asked him to help me make decisions for Konan…}
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(C)kyou mo kyou tote
(N&D)tsurizaoto kasa wo motte mimawari
(C)tsukazu hanarezu
(C)kizukatte (N&D) (kizukatte)
(C)mimamotte (N&D) (mimamotte)
Every day
I walk around with my fishing hat
indecisively,
Watching over you (Watching over you)
Without being noticed (Without being noticed)
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{Seishi: (shut up as Sansele looks as if she may murder them)}
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(C) (N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai
(C) (N&D)mi-inna mo (C)oira no ichibu de zenbu
(C) (N&D)ishiki (C)wo hitotsu ni tsunagereba (N&D)TEREPASHI!
(C) (N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai
denjiha mo ICHI ka BACHI ka de sawaide'ru
(N&D)ZA- ZA ZA ZA
(C)minna matomete mendou miru NA NO DA! (N&D)oh yeah!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
Everyone is both a part and all of me.
When our consciousnesses are linked, it's TELE-PATHY-II!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
The electromagnetic waves are clamoring; it's do or die.
ZA- ZA ZA ZA
Everyone look after each other NA NO DA!
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[Instrumental break]
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(C)This is just like being a superstar on stage no da!!!
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(N&D)Oh yeah!
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{Tasuki: Another [bleeping] lunatic.}
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(C)hitori ga suki datta
(N&D)kiraku ga suki data
(C)demo minna ni aete
kokoro (N&D)wa hajimete yorokonda!
I liked being alone
I liked being at ease
But when I met everyone,
for the first time, my heart was filled with joy!
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[Instrumental break]
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(C) This is a piece of cake no da!
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(N&D)Oh yeah!
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{Tasuki: *being strangled by Sansele*}
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(N&D)Ahhhhhhhhh!
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(C)(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai (N&D)oh yeah!
(C)oira wa minna no ichibu de zenbu
(N&D)Suzaku (C)no miko wo mamoru tame no (N&D)shichi se-i-shi
(C)(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai
ikai e tsujiru kasa wo kabutte
(C)(N&D)DA- DA DA DA
(C)teki mo mikata mo asobi (N&D)nakama (C)NA NO DA!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
I am both one part and all of everyone.
Seven seishi to protect Suzaku no miko.
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
Wearing my kasa that can transport me to another world.
DA- DA DA DA
Enemies and allies are both my playmates NA NO DA!
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Chichiri and backup walk offstage to much applause…because of Sansele's infamous death threats.
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Back in the dressing room…
Chichiri: What happened no da?
Draconsis: (innocent smile) What'cha mean?
Chichiri: How did I get out on stage no da?
Nuriko: You teleported out from your kasa. After we shoved your kasa out on stage, and after you hid in the kitchen so that Sansele wouldn't see you before you big debut. (A/N: This is a very well planned out story meant to fool Chichiri.)
Chichiri: Honto na no da?
Draconsis: Did you hit your head in the kasa?
Chichiri: No… Not that I can remember no da.
Sansele: (yells from outside) ENCORE!!!!!!!
Nuriko: *shoves Chichiri off* Go get changed. The other seishi are waiting.
Chichiri: Why is Sansele here na no da?
Draconsis: It's her birthday, remember?
Chichiri: No, na no da.
Nuriko: You really must have hit you head in the kasa.
Chichiri: Oh well na no da. I'll go get changed no da.
(Chichiri leaves)
Nuriko: How on Konan did you get him to sing so easily?
Draconsis: I put another Nakago charm in his kasa. It makes him want to sing and sing and sing.
Nuriko: Ohhhhh….Ne, you would have thought he would be more self-conscious though…
Draconsis: I soaked his kasa in sake the night before.
Nuriko: You WHAT!?
Draconsis: I soaked his kasa in sake the night before.
Nuriko: And he's been trapped in an alcohol soaked kasa all this while…
Draconsis: Yup.
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(Evil laughter can be heard from one dressing room. More specifically, the one Nuriko and Draconsis are in.)
Tasuki: What the [bleep] do they find so funny?
Hotohori: It's embarrassing, not funny.
Mitsukake: *shoves Tama-neko under the couch* Go check if Chichiri is there. Or the ecstasy they fed him.
Tamahome: Wonder how much they paid for the impersonator…
Chiriko: My young and developing brain is not supposed to take such shocks…
Sansele: *cracks knuckles* *evil, murderous look*
Seishi: Oh dear.
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Draconsis: Whuz all the screaming outside?
Nuriko: Sounds like someone trying to skin a seishi.
Draconsis & Nuriko: *look at each other* *shrugg*
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~To Be Continued…
[Happy Birthday – From the Suzaku Seishi]
By: Draconsis
It's 11.58pm my time…I'm tired…guess it was stupid of me to think I could finish the fic from chap5 to the end in one day huh? I even missed dinner. But hey, I broke my number of fics per day record, another chapter will break my most number of chapters per story record, and this is the 1st totally dedicated fic I've ever done…maybe I'll go to sleep after this chapter…Mmmm…nice soft beddy beddy…and Tasuki laser printer self printed wallposter…air-con…*slaps self*…what am I saying?! Oh yeah. Fushigi Yuugi belong to Yuu Watase. Me no own FY. You sue me also broke from buying the X book 2, NGE book 4, Young Guns book 4, and Love Hina 1-3. All of them in English. So me broke. You sue also get nothing. Haha.
A/N: I gave up at 12.27pm and went to sleep.
A/N #2: I resumed the next day after 1 can of coca-cola heaven and earth mandarin orange tea, chin cao drink sinking in sugar…um…honey, and 3 cups of pepsi for breakfast. In other words, I'm on a sugar high. HAHAHA.
A/N #3: What I actually did was to read fanfics on FFN. Now it's Saturday night. And my parents are in KL!!!! And I just finished the rest of the 1.5L pepsi bottle!!!!!
A/N #4: I must stop writing crap.
WARNING: Chichiri OOC, Chichiri bashing, Chichiri drunk…basically torturing the poor fellow…
.::Chapter 12 – Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai (It's a Piece of Cake to Change My Appearance)::.
-[Thursday 8.55pm, 28th March 2002]-
Sansele: *Grabs Draconsis* Where the [bleep] is Chichiri?
Draconsis: Ehehe…Not here?
Sansele: I can see that you moron! Now where is he before I throw you over the parapet the next time we're in school?
Draconsis: Ahhh…somewhere on the planet Earth?
Sansele: *death glare* Wrong answer…
((BISH)) ((BANG)) ((SLAM)) ((THUD)) ((POW))
Nuriko: (appears and saves Draconsis) We're going to get Chichiri right now, kay? (Lugs a seriously injured Draconsis off)
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Draconsis: Nuriko, where's the closet key?
Nuriko: Who needs a key? (Opens closet doors by force) Ta-Dah!
Draconsis: (Grabs the box) C'mon, lets go before Sansele kills me.
Nuriko: What's wrong with Sansele trying to kill you?
Draconsis: -_-;;;
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Draconsis and Nuriko are in the dressing room…
Nuriko: How do we know the Seiryu charm is gonna work?
Draconsis: It has to. If not I'll torture them in my other fics.
Nuriko: *taps kasa* Yo Chichiri! Ne, are you still alive in there?
((Music starts playing outside))
Draconsis: *throws kasa out onto center stage* LET'S GO ALREADY!!!!
Nuriko: But I want a grand entra— (is shoved out)
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Song: Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai (It's a Piece of Cake to Change My Appearance)
Originally sung by: Chichiri (Duh.)
Keywords: Ochanoko Saisai Hengen Jizai/It's a Piece of Cake to Change My Appearance/Chichiri
Singer: Chichiri (C)
Backup: Nuriko (N), Draconsis (D)
Double brackets connotes echo.
{} Connotes stuff those not occur in the song
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Chichiri pops out of his kasa…wearing…what he normally wears ^^. Nuriko and Draconsis are in white tees with dark blue jeans and wearing dark blue jackets.
(A/N: I leave it up to your imagination to think up snazzy dance moves for the poor guy…)
{Chichiri: *blink* *blink*}
{Draconsis: (hands him mike) (points to lyrics screen at the back) SING!!!!!}
(C)Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah!
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{Sansele: *o* }
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(C)Oh yeah!
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(C) (N&D): Oh yeah!
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{Tamahome: Is that a Chichiri impersonator?}
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(C)daiichi no NIKIBI kazan wo kusugutte
namida wo tameta mizuumi ni tobikomu
chikyuu wa asobiba de manabiya da-
dakara tanoshiku yarou!
Tickling the volcanoes that pimple the earth
I dive into the lake of tears
The Earth is both a playground and a school.
So let's have some fun!
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{Tasuki: Why the [bleepity bleep] are the cross-dresser and a loony fic author up on stage again?}
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(C)fuuin sareta kioku no futa wo ake
hitorihitori ga saikyou ni naru no da
hadou wo takametara ki wo okuru
ai wa kekkai na no da
Opening the box of sealed memories,
one by one, each becomes the strongest no da.
If the waves get too high, I'll send my ki.
Love is a protecting barrier na no da.
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{Mitsukake: We need to search Draconsis's and Nuriko's rooms later to see if they have anymore of the ecstasy they fed to Chichiri.}
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(C)egao no shita ni
(C)(N&D)kakurete'ru sugao datte aru kedo
(C)MAJI ni naru yori
waratte'ru (N&D) (waratte'ru)
(C)odokete'ru (N&D) (odokete'ru)
My trues self lies hidden
under my smiling face, but
Instead of being serious,
I'm laughing (laughing)
and fooling around (fooling around)
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{Chiriko: Chichiri-sama is being a very bad role model.}
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(C)(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai (N&D)Oh yeah!
(C)oira wa minna no ichibu de zenbu
(N&D)Suzaku/ (C)no miko wo mamoru tame no (C) (N&D)shichi se-i-shi
(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai (N&D)oh yeah!/
(C)ikai e tsujiru kasa wo kabutte
(N&D)DA- DA DA DA
(C)teki mo mikata mo asobi nakama NA NO DA!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
I am both one part and all of everyone.
Seven seishi to protect Suzaku no miko.
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
Wearing my kasa that can transport me to another world.
DA- DA DA DA
Enemies and allies are both my playmates NA NO DA!
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[Instrumental break]
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(C)I'm feeling thirsty from all this singing no da!
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{Seishi: *sweatdrop*}
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(N&D): Ahhhhhhhhh!
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(C)Taikyoku-zan de denju sareta chikara
ikashi kiranakya otoko ga sutaru no da
kokoro ga kuu ni nareba naru hodo
oira shinshutsu kibotsu
If I don't use the power taught to me on Mt. Taikyoku,
I'd be of no use.
If my heart is empty, of course,
I turn up in unexpected places at unexpected times.
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{Hotohori: I don't believe I ever asked him to help me make decisions for Konan…}
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(C)kyou mo kyou tote
(N&D)tsurizaoto kasa wo motte mimawari
(C)tsukazu hanarezu
(C)kizukatte (N&D) (kizukatte)
(C)mimamotte (N&D) (mimamotte)
Every day
I walk around with my fishing hat
indecisively,
Watching over you (Watching over you)
Without being noticed (Without being noticed)
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{Seishi: (shut up as Sansele looks as if she may murder them)}
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(C) (N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai
(C) (N&D)mi-inna mo (C)oira no ichibu de zenbu
(C) (N&D)ishiki (C)wo hitotsu ni tsunagereba (N&D)TEREPASHI!
(C) (N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai
denjiha mo ICHI ka BACHI ka de sawaide'ru
(N&D)ZA- ZA ZA ZA
(C)minna matomete mendou miru NA NO DA! (N&D)oh yeah!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
Everyone is both a part and all of me.
When our consciousnesses are linked, it's TELE-PATHY-II!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
The electromagnetic waves are clamoring; it's do or die.
ZA- ZA ZA ZA
Everyone look after each other NA NO DA!
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[Instrumental break]
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(C)This is just like being a superstar on stage no da!!!
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(N&D)Oh yeah!
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{Tasuki: Another [bleeping] lunatic.}
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(C)hitori ga suki datta
(N&D)kiraku ga suki data
(C)demo minna ni aete
kokoro (N&D)wa hajimete yorokonda!
I liked being alone
I liked being at ease
But when I met everyone,
for the first time, my heart was filled with joy!
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[Instrumental break]
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(C) This is a piece of cake no da!
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(N&D)Oh yeah!
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{Tasuki: *being strangled by Sansele*}
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(N&D)Ahhhhhhhhh!
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(C)(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai (N&D)oh yeah!
(C)oira wa minna no ichibu de zenbu
(N&D)Suzaku (C)no miko wo mamoru tame no (N&D)shichi se-i-shi
(C)(N&D)ochanoko (C)saisai hengen jizai
ikai e tsujiru kasa wo kabutte
(C)(N&D)DA- DA DA DA
(C)teki mo mikata mo asobi (N&D)nakama (C)NA NO DA!
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
I am both one part and all of everyone.
Seven seishi to protect Suzaku no miko.
It's a piece of cake to change my appearance
Wearing my kasa that can transport me to another world.
DA- DA DA DA
Enemies and allies are both my playmates NA NO DA!
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Chichiri and backup walk offstage to much applause…because of Sansele's infamous death threats.
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Back in the dressing room…
Chichiri: What happened no da?
Draconsis: (innocent smile) What'cha mean?
Chichiri: How did I get out on stage no da?
Nuriko: You teleported out from your kasa. After we shoved your kasa out on stage, and after you hid in the kitchen so that Sansele wouldn't see you before you big debut. (A/N: This is a very well planned out story meant to fool Chichiri.)
Chichiri: Honto na no da?
Draconsis: Did you hit your head in the kasa?
Chichiri: No… Not that I can remember no da.
Sansele: (yells from outside) ENCORE!!!!!!!
Nuriko: *shoves Chichiri off* Go get changed. The other seishi are waiting.
Chichiri: Why is Sansele here na no da?
Draconsis: It's her birthday, remember?
Chichiri: No, na no da.
Nuriko: You really must have hit you head in the kasa.
Chichiri: Oh well na no da. I'll go get changed no da.
(Chichiri leaves)
Nuriko: How on Konan did you get him to sing so easily?
Draconsis: I put another Nakago charm in his kasa. It makes him want to sing and sing and sing.
Nuriko: Ohhhhh….Ne, you would have thought he would be more self-conscious though…
Draconsis: I soaked his kasa in sake the night before.
Nuriko: You WHAT!?
Draconsis: I soaked his kasa in sake the night before.
Nuriko: And he's been trapped in an alcohol soaked kasa all this while…
Draconsis: Yup.
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(Evil laughter can be heard from one dressing room. More specifically, the one Nuriko and Draconsis are in.)
Tasuki: What the [bleep] do they find so funny?
Hotohori: It's embarrassing, not funny.
Mitsukake: *shoves Tama-neko under the couch* Go check if Chichiri is there. Or the ecstasy they fed him.
Tamahome: Wonder how much they paid for the impersonator…
Chiriko: My young and developing brain is not supposed to take such shocks…
Sansele: *cracks knuckles* *evil, murderous look*
Seishi: Oh dear.
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Draconsis: Whuz all the screaming outside?
Nuriko: Sounds like someone trying to skin a seishi.
Draconsis & Nuriko: *look at each other* *shrugg*
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~To Be Continued…