[Yukai Tanjobi – Kara no Suzaku Shichi Seishi]

[Happy Birthday – From the Suzaku Seishi]

By: Draconsis

Yuu Watase X idea = Fushigi Yuugi. So, therefore, Fushigi Yuugi = Yuu Watase X Idea. Thus Fushigi Yuugi - Yuu Watase. Fushigi Yuugi + Draconsis = Draconsis getting sued.

Therefore, Draconsis - No own Fushigi Yuugi. Geddit?

A/N: Some nice person added ME to his or her fave authors' list!!!!  *sob* I'm so happy! Um…could that nice person also tell me who you are?  ^_^  I'll go and read all your stories! And review! And I'll do that to anyone else who adds me… *prods Sansele* Ne, I wrote a fic just for you…and I'm not on your list!? *affronted* Maybe I should dedicate this fic to someone else…

A/N #2: Thanks to all my OM team mates humming 'at the beginning' from Anastasia, I downloaded the song, them WASTED my cd-rama $20 redemption card on the vcd…-_-;;;. Mien gott. I'm 14 and I'm watching a cartoon. Correction. I bought a cartoon vcd. But who cares. It's a nice movie. And I love the song!!!!!!! *starts singing* Life is a road and I wanna keep going…love is a river and I wanna keep flowing…life is a road, now and forever wonderful journey…….

A/N #3: I'll be there when the world stop turning…I'll be there when the storm is through…in the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with youuuuuuuuu……… *cough* okay….i'll stop singing ^_^.

A/N #4:  You know when you put * and * on the ends of a word in ms word it'll turn the word or sentence bold? Anyone know how to do that for italics?

A/N #5: Anyone else hold the title 'queen of lengthy author notes' yet?

A/N #6: CHAPTS/FIC record! More than 12!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!

.:: Chapter 14 – Mecha HAJIkete GATTSU Tobashite (Fired Up and Shooting Guts) ::.

-[Thursday 9.25pm, 28th March 2002]-

 
 
Draconsis: Why are the bishonen all going to the changing room?
 
Sansele: *flips through karaoke catalogue* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
Draconsis: *falls off couch in shock* Who got murdered?
 
Sansele: *whacks Draconsis with the catalogue* They're finally doing the THTC song!!!!! YAY!!
 
Draconsis: -_-;;;;;; No need to get a heart attack ele-chan…
 
Sansele: CHOY! [1] *whacks Draconsis again*
 
Draconsis: All that violence will give you high blood pressure…
 
Sansele: *murderous look*
 
((BISH)) ((BANG)) ((KA-POW))
 
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Song: Mecha HAJIkete GATTSU Tobashite (Fired Up and Shooting Guts)
Originally sung by: Tasuki, Hotohori, Tamahome, Chichiri. THTC. Geddit?
Keywords: Mecha HAJIkete GATTSU Tobashite/Fired Up and Shooting Guts/THTC

English lyrics in italics.

Singer: Tasuki (T) Hotohori (H) Tamahome (Ta) Chichiri (C)

Double brackets connotes echo.

{  } Connotes stuff those not occur in the song

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All the guys appear on stage dressed in black leather jackets, with white shirts and camel cargo pants…..*drool*….*wipes drool off face*. Wipe it off yours as well!
 
 
 
Tasuki: WE ARE! TH and TC! KINGS OF THE KARAOKE MACHINE!
 
 
{Draconsis: *prods Chiriko* you must tape this down!}
{Chiriko: Hai, hai, Draconsis-sama!}
 
 
Chichiri: Tasuki, the song is starting already no da! *Pinches him*
 
 
{Sansele: (has gone all starry-eyed again)}
 
 
(all)metcha HAJIkete GATTSU tobashite
yaru tokya yaru sonna mon sa!   
    Really fired up and shooting guts!
    When it's time to do, we do it. That's how it is!
 
 
Hotohori: I shall go first since I'm the emperor!
 
 
{Nuriko: *U*}
 
 
Tasuki: No! All you old geezers should let me go first!
 
{Tasuki: (Is given death glares from Hotohori, Tamahome and Chichiri…who aren't that old)}
 
Hotohori: Buncha morons…
 
Chichiri: Since you're the emperor, you should let somebody else go first no da!
 
Hotohori: *twitch* WHAT!? You dare defy the emperor…
 
Tamahome: Guys, quit arguing! *grabs mike before anyone can stop him*
 
(Ta)ikiterya ya na koto datte
yama hodo aru kedo
nigetari kakuretesumu wake ja nai shi
(H)MAINASU kowagatte cha
katamatte ugokenai
sore ijou no Pa-la-su A-lu-pha ni surya ii
    (Ta)There are a lot of bad things
    in my life, but
    that's no reason to run away from and hide myself.
    (H)If I were afraid of the minuses,
    I'd freeze, unable to move.
    So I'll make it into an asset.
 
{Hotohori: (trips Tamahome with the microphone cord)}
 
(H&C)ashita harete mo ima wa ame
MERIHARI ni gutto kuru 
(T&Ta)KEGA wa taenai kegarenai
utaretsuyoi YATSURA
    (H&C)It might be clear tomorrow, but it's raining now.
    Such balance really gets to us. 
    (T&Ta)We're tough guys
    with unbearably innocent wounds.
 
{Draconsis: Tasuki and Tamahome are cooperating!? $.$ I'm gonna be rich from blackmailing em!}
 
(All)metcha HAJIkete GATTSU tobashite
(Ta)sainou wo horiokose!
(All)nemureru shishi mezamenakerya
umarete-kita KAInai jan!
    (All)Really fired up and shooting guts!
    (Ta)Dig up our talents!
    (All)If the sleeping lion doesn't wake up,
    it loses its reason for living.
 
{Tasuki: (twirls mike around lasso style…mike whaps Tamahome on the butt.)}
 
{Sansele: Knew it wouldn't last.}
 
{Draconsis:   }${ [2]    sobz….bye bye $$}
 
(T)ENERUGI- ni ariamatte
BOKEru tokya BOKEte'ru
haritsumeta ito wa kireyasui kara
(C)HAZUSHIte MISU shitatte
IQ to aikyou 
dare ni mo makenai dokyou de KURIA
    (T)We have so much energy
    that at times we do stupid things.
    A strained thread can snap easily.
    (C)Even if we fail and make mistakes,
    our intelligence and charms 
    won't be beat by anyone; we'll clear them with our courage.
 
{Chiriko: But not as smart as me!}
 
{Draconsis & Sansele: EGO!}
 
{Mitsukake: What about yourselves then…}
 
{Sansele: (whacks Mitsukake over the head with the karaoke catalogue)}
 
(H&C)yoru wa kanarazu asa ni naru
taiyou ga   aru kagiri
(T&Ta)mawaru chikyuu wa tomaranai
HEKOtarenai YATSURA
    (H&C)The day is certain to come after the night,
    as long as the sun exists.
    (T&Ta)The rotation of the earth will never stop.
    We never get discouraged.
 
{Tamahome: (attempting to land a punch on Tasuki)}
 
{Tasuki: (Walking out of the way…his seishi power is speed ya know…)}
 
{Tamahome: *fume*}
 
{Chichiri: (Stops Tasuki with his ki) *turns to Tamahome and points at Tasuki*}
 
{Tasuki: (legs have turned into blurs…but still not moving…)}
 
{Tamahome: *Rolls up sleeves*}
 
{Hotohori: (Kicks all three)}
 
(All)metcha IKEte'ru PATto SAEte'ru
(C)sainou wo ikashikire!
(All)Yes yori mo No wo jouzu ni
tsukaeru hou ga KAKKOii jan!
    (All)We're really cool, and really bright.
    (C)Make the most of our talents!
    (All)Isn't it cool
    that we can use "No" more than "Yes" well?!
 
Chichiri: Hey! *prods tamahome* How come the author calls you Tamahome instead of Taka no da?
 
Tamahome: What's the difference? *blink blink*
 
Tasuki: WAIT! Later we shall have a drinking game to see which of you old geezers can compete with me!
 
Hotohori: But why is Tamahome called that in his reincarnation? It doesn't make any sense…
 
Tamahome: Can we just continue with the song?
 
(H&C)ashita harete mo ima wa ame
MERIHARI ni gutto kuru 
(T&Ta)KEGA wa taenai kegarenai
utaretsuyoi YATSURA
    (H&C)It might be clear tomorrow, but it's raining now.
    Such balance really gets to us. 
    (T&Ta)We're tough guys
    with unbearably innocent wounds.
 
{Chichiri: (uses his ki and flips Hotohori around in the air)}
 
{Tasuki and Tamahome: (grinning verrrryyyy happily)}
 
(All)metcha HAJIkete GATTSU tobashite
(T)sainou wo horiokose!
(All)nemureru shishi mezamenakerya
umarete-kita KAInai jan!
    (All)Really fired up and shooting guts!
    (T)Dig up our talents!
    (All)If the sleeping lion doesn't wake up,
    it loses its reason for living.
 
{Draconsis: (waves hand in front of Nuriko's face) Yo…Nuri-chan…you still with us?}
 
{Nuriko: *U* (no response)}
 
{Draconsis: (turns and waves hand in front of Sansele's face) Hey…Ele-chan…?}
 
{Sansele: =spaced out= *drool*}
 
{Draconsis: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;}
 
(All)metcha HAJIkete GATTSU tobashite
yaru tokya yaru sonna mon sa!
    (All)Really fired up and shooting guts!
    When it's time to do, we do it. That's how it is!
 
Tamahome: Hey! You're the emperor, how come you've only done two songs so far?
 
Hotohori: Eh, you're right… But you guys all did only two songs as well…
 
Chichiri: No wonder we're all so popular with our rabid fangirls no da!
 
Tasuki: YEP YEP! That's why we're the most famous guys in the whole of Konan!
 
Hotohori: Morons…
 
 
 
 
Tasuki: HEY! Chichiri! Let's do another song after this! 
 
Chichiri: Woooooooooo!
 
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Mitsukake: They embarrassed us on soon-to-be national TV…*shakes head*
 
Chiriko: *hopping up and down in front of Draconsis, Sansele and Nuriko; waving* Hey-lo!? Anyone in residence?
 
Mitsukake: Forget it… it's very hard to wake Hotohori maniacs and hentai fic authors out of their daydreams…
 
Chiriko: Wonder what they're dreaming about…
 
Mitsukake: It probably wouldn't fit into the PG category…
 
Chiriko: *narrows eyes* How would you know?

Mitsukake: *mumble*

Draconsis, Sansele & Nuriko: *snap out of daydreams* MITSUKAKE NO HENTAI!

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=Weird Akugi=

Chiriko: Wonder what they're dreaming about…
 
Mitsukake: It's probably about ….(very graphic description of what Draconsis, Sansele and Nuriko might be thinking about)
 
Chiriko: 0.o
 
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[1] Choy – what you're supposed to say if someone says something bad about you…equivalent of touchwood.
 
[2] }${ - wonder how many people noticed it was a dollar sign with wings…smart aren't I ? ^_~

~To Be Continued…