[Yukai Tanjobi – Kara no Suzaku Shichi Seishi]
[Happy Birthday – From the Suzaku Seishi]
By Draconsis
[.:: Chapter 15 - Replying Time! ::.]
Draconsis is sitting in fanfic land. Fanfic land has nice thick carpets and nice hard walls. Fanfic land also has a lot of pokemon plusies.
*Cries* WAHAHAHAAAAAAA. I think I'm gonna fail my Chinese oral! (Yes, I take Chinese. Why? I am Chinese. Singaporean Chinese. But my Chinese sucks.) The teacher doesn't even let me get to the end of the reading passage, and in the conversation section I had absolutely no idea what on earth she was talking about. (It turns out she was talking about earth day…and sexuality education.) *Whacks head against wall* I'm DEAD! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. *Hugs giant pikachu plusie*
*Sniffle* I don't know how funny I am going to be today, but those seishi haven't turned up yet!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADE!
AND I STILL DON'T OWN FUSHIGI YUUGI!!!
*Draconsis suddenly kneels over and falls asleep*
*The seishi suddenly appear in fanfic land*
Nuriko: NURIKO SANJO! Eh? What happened to Drac-chan?
Chiriko: *prod prod* It appears she's asleep.
Nuriko: In the middle of the afternoon?
Chichiri: She hasn't had much sleep no da.
Tasuki: So that means we don't have to participate in a fic today?
Chiriko: It appears so.
*Seishi whoop with joy*
Tasuki: Break out the sake!
*The fridge in fanfic land is promptly raided*
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Chichiri: So what shall we do today minna na no da?
Tasuki: The same thing we do everyday chiri…try to mess up Draconsis's life even further!
((BASH))
Nuriko: Stop quoting from pinky and the brain.
Tasuki: *Wall angel*
Hotohori: I say we order pizza.
The rest: *sweatdrop*
Tasuki: What's pizza?
The rest: *topple over*
Hotohori: Hmph. I'm ordering pizza. *Picks up phone* Erm…what's the nearest pizza shop's number?
Chiriko: Check the autodial section of the phone Hotohori-sama. There should be one there.
Hotohori: [I can't read English. Dang! Oh well…here goes…] *Press*
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((Bring Bring))
Jade: Hmph? Who is calling me when all sane people are doing homework and insane people are writing fanfics? *picks up phone*
Phone: (Hotohori) Moshi moshi…
Jade: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hotohori-chan! *swoons for a millisecond* Can you come over to my house? Please please please please please please please!!!
Phone: (Hotohori) Um…sorry, I can't I'm busy right now.
Jade: Then why did you call?
Phone: (Hotohori) Um… *spies list of Draconsis's friends and their birthdays…somehow it's right above the phone. And wah hey, it's turned to Jade-chan's birthday * I just called to wish you happy birthday.
Jade: *muffled fangirl screech* *swoon*
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Hotohori: *quickly puts down phone* That was not a pizza place.
Chichiri: Minna-san, look at this no da.
Computer: (Review page for Happy Birthday – From the Suzaku Seishi : 22 reviews)
Tasuki: You mean people actually like this?!
Chiriko: Apparently, yes.
Tasuki: *cringing in a corner*
Nuriko: Ne, what's up Tasuki?
Tasuki: THE WORLD IS ENDING! SOMEBODY REVIEWED!
Hotohori: Are you saying that such a handsome man as I am participating in a fic will go unnoticed? *death glare*
Tasuki: Eh he he…
((BIFF))
Hotohori: Arigato, Nuriko.
Nuriko: *Dusts off hands* Any day. Any day.
Chichiri: Well maybe we should reply no da. Y'know…show appreciation na no da?
Nuriko: Okie dokie. *Opens MS word on the computer* Write the answers down here. Take turns to review okay?
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Reviewer: Arcanine
Review: hehehee...What song did Hotohori memorize when he was 6? Can't wait for another chapter, this is funny. Karaoke machines + seishi = funny humor fic.
Hotohori: Ah…Mary had a little lamb, baa baa black sheep, three blind mice, Boku no Uchuu ni Kimi ga Iru.
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Reviewer: Sansele
Review: You are a psycho. I would NEVER DO THAT. And how dare you bash poor Chichiri-sama up! You are evil! And I do not screech! You might, but I don't. And I am not evil! Otherwise, okay fic. *Weird stares from other reviewers. It's my friend's fic, what can I say?
Nuriko: You screech very loudly Ele-chan. And you can say that you'll stop torturing poor Drac-chan for starters…
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Reviewer: Arcanine
Review: Hotohori will be punished with...a feather duster? Is Mitsukake turning into Tomo? O_O Scary thought! I got a lot of FY songs off of audiogalaxy, too! ^_^ Audiogalaxy is veeery good! *Sets up her mp3s of FY for the next chapters* Can't wait to read the next chapters!!!!
Mitsukake: I AM NOT! Draconsis was took part in a skit and the male lead whacked two b*tches with a feather duster. That's where she got that idea. And yes, audiogalaxy is the 9th wonder of the world. Fushigi Yuugi is the 8th.
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Reviewer: Arcanine (again)
Review: Gotta love the weird akugi! I like Boku no uchuu ni kimi ga iru. Dump Tasuki in the duck pond? Hehehe...
Tasuki: If she dumps me in the duck pond she is so dead.
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Reviewer: Arcanine (*sweatdrop*)
Review: Yes! Trip Tamahome! MWAHAHAHAHA! ...I'm very hyper... Well, can't wait to see how the other seishi sing! ^_^ Does Mitsukake get to sing "Sora Ga Mieru" or are we stuck listening to "Hidarite no Kioku"? You know about "Sora ga Mieru" right? It's on audiogalaxy. *Sits at screen and stares, waiting for next chapter*
Chiriko: Mitsukake-kun and I shall not be performing as we are to videotape our fellow seishi's antics and sell the video to AXN for a ridiculously high price. And sitting at computer screen for too long is bad for your eyes.
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Reviewer: Sansele
Review: Hmmm...okay, it's quite a nice round of songs...I seem slightly saner, quite good! This has become a lot nicer...when are you going to do the THTC song?
Tamhome: It's done and over with. THANK SUZAKU!
P.S: When were you ever sane?
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Reviewer: The Spatula Chick
Review: Yay that was a cute fic! I want them to be at my b-day!!! no fair!! And also, you better be nice to Tasuki cause he is MINE and i don't want him damaged unless he truly deserverd it! Anyway, please finish! It is cute!
Chichiri: Tasuki shall not be damaged no da. Well, at least nothing permanent no da…
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Reviewer: Sansele
Review: Oh goody, Chichiri sings! under the influence of spells and alcohol...~_~; no matter. And as for why I'm so brutal whenever someone disses Chichiri...Pretty obvious, ne? Nice song!
Chichiri: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……
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Reviewer: Arcanine
Review: Poor Chichiri no da... Ah, what am I saying? I like the song! Hell, my cousin who doesn't know anything about FY and likes evil singers like Britney Spears likes the song! o_O I'm very hyper...I'm shutting up...
Hotohori: Please don't shut up. Reviews are good for my ego.
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Reviewer: Sansele
Review: Kisses him on the lips, eh? Hmm...maybe I won't kill you just yet...write the rest quick! And don't forget the THTC song!
Chiriko: Noted. Sansele made a death threat… Evidence if Draconsis turns up murdered…
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Reviewer: Akemi Chou
Review: Superfunny new chapter ^^! Well, you are in my favourite authors list, but I don't think you're talking about me and I haven't written any stories .......... yet *evil laugh* ^^. Will you let Nuriko sing one of his songs? They're soooooo beautiful *gets starry-eyed and goes of to dream of Nuriko* ^^
Nuriko: Drac-chan is in a favourite authors list?! And of course I'm going to sing!!! You think I would pass up a chance like this?
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Reviewer: Sansele
Review: Do you know with every new chapter written, the characters get more and more OOC?
Mitsukake: We do?
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Reviewer: LinaIX
Review: loved it!! So cute!!! I was giggling almost the entire time! But.... ::Sniffles:: When's Tasuki sing a solo? Hehe sorry ^^ Couldn't help it. I loved the whole sticking Chichiri in his Kasa thing. Too bad I never thought of that for my Chichiri loving friends....Great job! ^^
Tasuki: Too bad Yuu Watase didn't either…((BONK)) Quit that Chiri'! I'm replying! And I REFUSE to sing! ((BIFF)) *wall angel courtesy Nuriko*
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Reviewer: Melon Kitten
Review: Me like it very much. Me especially like guys outifts :::still drooling at the mental image:::: please write more, I love it!!
Tamahome: Course Draconsis will write more! *Grumble* But she puts us through the worse things…
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Reviewer: DeeChan
Review: Lol! This fic kicks ass! (Can I say that in a review? Oh, sure I can) I was reading it in the school library and started laughing, and the kid next to me looked at me all weird... I felt all stupid- not that that's a new feeling- anyway, I don't know what I'm babbling on about anymore, so I better shut up. Nice story so far, keep it going!
Nuriko: Say anything you want! So long as you review. And the weird looks? Yeah, Drac-chan gets those too when she surfs the net in school.
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Hotohori: That's all? *Disappointed*
Chichiri: We'll do another one when she hits 40 reviews then
Draconsis: Mmph…*Yawn*… When did you guys get here? *Sees computer and the MS word document* (Dangerous voice) What. Have. You. Guys. Been. Doing. To. MY. Computer!?
Nuriko: Uh, betsuni, betsuni! *whisper* Hurry and post the fic!
Draconsis: I'm too depressed to do happy birthday today. Shall we do The Great Wars of the World instead?
Tasuki: The serious fic?
Draconsis: Yeah, That one!
Seishi: *Edge away*
Chriko: *types* To Be Continued…