Chapter One: Introductions.
Nick: Hello everybody! This looks like a promising bunch of lads doesn't it Doctor Molly?
Molly: It sure does Doctor Nick!
*random muttering from everyone else*
Pippin: *brushing (dead)Boromir's hair*
Orcs: *conducting belching contest*
Molly: Anywhoo! To get us all started, I thought that maybe we should go around the room, and introduce ourselves to each other, by saying our name, and three of our _favoritest_ things!
Nick: Ill start Doctor Molly! Then we will goto Frodo, and so on and so forth! My name is Doctor Nick, and I like ice cream, balloons, and cuddly kittens! Your turn Frodo!
Frodo: My name is Frodo Bagg...Underhill! Mister Underhill! And I like.....the ring.........the shire....weed....
Molly:...GOOD! Sam?
Sam: My name is Samwise Gamgee. I like Bubble baths, Mister Frodo, and long cuddly walks at night! *grinning at Frodo*
Frodo: *shudders*
Nick: Alrighty, good job Samwise. Ok next is....Merry.
Merry: I'm Merriadoc Brandybuck. I like beer.....ale.....and pints!
Pippin: I'm Pippin!
Nick: Thank you Merry, Pippin it's not your turn yet. Now it's Legolas' turn!
Pippin: I like Boromir....Merry....and that stone thingy...
Molly: Pippin, be respectful.
Legolas: My name is...
Pippin: This here is my pal Boromir.
Legolas: HMMPH!
Nick: Here's a lollypop Pippin.
Pippin: YAY! *sucks on lolly*
Molly: Legolas, please continue.
Legolas: *pouting*
Nick: Please?
Legolas: Alright! My name is Legolas Greenleaf. The most beautiful elf in the world. I might add that I am prettier then Arwench *giggles*
Arwen: Hey...
Molly: Now Legolas, those are bad words. Those words hurt other people. Please make Arwen feel good and say you're sorry. Say those nice words and it will make her happy.
Legolas: *sigh* I'm....sorry....
Molly: Good Legolas. Im proud of you! Here is a gold star sticker because you said such nice words!
Pippin: I want a gold star too! I dropped m'lolly in Borimirs hair and it won't come out!
Sam: If I had a gold star, I'd give it to Mister Frodo.
Frodo: *mutters* the hell you would
Orc: *burp*
Black Rider #3: Shire.....Baggins...
Nick: Everyone, breathe. Lets take 10 personal seconds to breathe. Lets count to 10 and think of our favorite things, and then we will start talking.
Sam: 1..mister frodo..2...mister frodo..3..mister frodo..4...
Pippin: I want a gold star!
Legolas: *puts gold star on hand*
Merry: *drinking a can of beer*
Molly: Breathe everyone! Calm blue ocean!
Pippin: Waaaaaah!
Nick: ALRIGHT THE BLOODY LOT OF YEH SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR *beep*ING HOLES NOW BEFORE YOU GET DOCTOR NICK *beep*ING MAD!
*silence*
Molly: *stunned*
Nick: Alright then...Now where were we, Black Rider 3?
Black Rider #3: Shire...Baggins.....
Nick: Right. Pippin, it's your turn.
Pippin: Im hungry.
Nick: Right. Boromir.
*silence*
Pippin: Boromir says he's hungry too.
Nick: Right. Arwen.
Arwen: My name is Arwen, and my 3 favorite things are...Pretty Dresses, Aragorn, and... horsies.
Molly: *ahem* Thats good *getting voice back* Aragorn?
Aragorn: My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to the throne. My favorite things are my crown, my robe, and my throne.
Arwen: Hunny, you didn't mention me.
Aragorn: They said 3 most favorite.
Arwen: *getting pissed* Yes they did.
Aragorn: You're number 4.
Arwen: YOU *beep*ING *beep*ER! WHY I SHOULD *beep*ING *beep* YOUR *beep* THRONE UP YOUR *beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Merry: *drinks beer*
Sam: Ooh my *faints*
Molly: Calm blue ocean. This is good, this is good. Tell him your feelings Arwen, but use pretty language, not mean language. Bad words can hurt someone, and you don't want to hurt him. Lets try and use words like "I think..." and "Why don't we" and "We should"
Arwen: *fuming* I think that we should *beep*ING *beep* YOUR STUPID *beeeeeeeeep*....Why dont we?
Molly: That isn't exactly how we should do it Arwen, but this is good, this is good. Well I think we all have had a bit much today. This is good, isn't it Doctor Nick?
Nick: It sure is Molly, I think we should resume tommorrow. How about that guys?
*muttering*
Molly: Good! There's food outside....
*everyone runs out leaving papers flying and Nicks toupee fluttering off his head*
Nick: That was...good.
Molly: Peter was right, they are insane.
Nick: Hello everybody! This looks like a promising bunch of lads doesn't it Doctor Molly?
Molly: It sure does Doctor Nick!
*random muttering from everyone else*
Pippin: *brushing (dead)Boromir's hair*
Orcs: *conducting belching contest*
Molly: Anywhoo! To get us all started, I thought that maybe we should go around the room, and introduce ourselves to each other, by saying our name, and three of our _favoritest_ things!
Nick: Ill start Doctor Molly! Then we will goto Frodo, and so on and so forth! My name is Doctor Nick, and I like ice cream, balloons, and cuddly kittens! Your turn Frodo!
Frodo: My name is Frodo Bagg...Underhill! Mister Underhill! And I like.....the ring.........the shire....weed....
Molly:...GOOD! Sam?
Sam: My name is Samwise Gamgee. I like Bubble baths, Mister Frodo, and long cuddly walks at night! *grinning at Frodo*
Frodo: *shudders*
Nick: Alrighty, good job Samwise. Ok next is....Merry.
Merry: I'm Merriadoc Brandybuck. I like beer.....ale.....and pints!
Pippin: I'm Pippin!
Nick: Thank you Merry, Pippin it's not your turn yet. Now it's Legolas' turn!
Pippin: I like Boromir....Merry....and that stone thingy...
Molly: Pippin, be respectful.
Legolas: My name is...
Pippin: This here is my pal Boromir.
Legolas: HMMPH!
Nick: Here's a lollypop Pippin.
Pippin: YAY! *sucks on lolly*
Molly: Legolas, please continue.
Legolas: *pouting*
Nick: Please?
Legolas: Alright! My name is Legolas Greenleaf. The most beautiful elf in the world. I might add that I am prettier then Arwench *giggles*
Arwen: Hey...
Molly: Now Legolas, those are bad words. Those words hurt other people. Please make Arwen feel good and say you're sorry. Say those nice words and it will make her happy.
Legolas: *sigh* I'm....sorry....
Molly: Good Legolas. Im proud of you! Here is a gold star sticker because you said such nice words!
Pippin: I want a gold star too! I dropped m'lolly in Borimirs hair and it won't come out!
Sam: If I had a gold star, I'd give it to Mister Frodo.
Frodo: *mutters* the hell you would
Orc: *burp*
Black Rider #3: Shire.....Baggins...
Nick: Everyone, breathe. Lets take 10 personal seconds to breathe. Lets count to 10 and think of our favorite things, and then we will start talking.
Sam: 1..mister frodo..2...mister frodo..3..mister frodo..4...
Pippin: I want a gold star!
Legolas: *puts gold star on hand*
Merry: *drinking a can of beer*
Molly: Breathe everyone! Calm blue ocean!
Pippin: Waaaaaah!
Nick: ALRIGHT THE BLOODY LOT OF YEH SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR *beep*ING HOLES NOW BEFORE YOU GET DOCTOR NICK *beep*ING MAD!
*silence*
Molly: *stunned*
Nick: Alright then...Now where were we, Black Rider 3?
Black Rider #3: Shire...Baggins.....
Nick: Right. Pippin, it's your turn.
Pippin: Im hungry.
Nick: Right. Boromir.
*silence*
Pippin: Boromir says he's hungry too.
Nick: Right. Arwen.
Arwen: My name is Arwen, and my 3 favorite things are...Pretty Dresses, Aragorn, and... horsies.
Molly: *ahem* Thats good *getting voice back* Aragorn?
Aragorn: My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to the throne. My favorite things are my crown, my robe, and my throne.
Arwen: Hunny, you didn't mention me.
Aragorn: They said 3 most favorite.
Arwen: *getting pissed* Yes they did.
Aragorn: You're number 4.
Arwen: YOU *beep*ING *beep*ER! WHY I SHOULD *beep*ING *beep* YOUR *beep* THRONE UP YOUR *beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Merry: *drinks beer*
Sam: Ooh my *faints*
Molly: Calm blue ocean. This is good, this is good. Tell him your feelings Arwen, but use pretty language, not mean language. Bad words can hurt someone, and you don't want to hurt him. Lets try and use words like "I think..." and "Why don't we" and "We should"
Arwen: *fuming* I think that we should *beep*ING *beep* YOUR STUPID *beeeeeeeeep*....Why dont we?
Molly: That isn't exactly how we should do it Arwen, but this is good, this is good. Well I think we all have had a bit much today. This is good, isn't it Doctor Nick?
Nick: It sure is Molly, I think we should resume tommorrow. How about that guys?
*muttering*
Molly: Good! There's food outside....
*everyone runs out leaving papers flying and Nicks toupee fluttering off his head*
Nick: That was...good.
Molly: Peter was right, they are insane.