Chapter Two: The Next Day
Nick: Hello Doctor Molly!
Molly: Hello Doctor Nick!
Nick: Why, Doctor Molly! You look very pretty today!
Molly: Why thank you Doctor Nick!
Nick: How about you, Gandalf. Who do you think is looking Pretty today?
Gandalf: *sigh*
Molly: Aww look at that sad face. What is troubling you, Gandalf?
Gandalf: *tearing up* Well......Sauromon.....in....my room.....touched.....my.....spe-special place *sobbing*
Nick: Oh, alright. Pippin, who do _you_ think is pretty today?
Pippin: I'd have to say Boromir.
Boromir: *hair put in pigtails with pink ribbon tying them*
Pippin: *pats Boromir who tips over and falls onto the floor*
Molly: Right...ok then today, I think we are going to do a fun activity called *does air quotes* Shockingly Fun!
Sam: Hey! You didn't ask _me_ who is pretty today!
Molly: Ok Sam! Who do _you_ think is pretty today!
Sam: *blushes* I think Mister Frodo looks pretty today.
Frodo: *shudders*
Nick: Instead of *air quotes* Shockingly Fun, lets play *air quotes* I never...!
Molly: Oh! How do we play that, Doctor Nick? *cheesy grin*
Nick: Well I need, one volunteer, to pass out the glasses of water.
Everybody: ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Molly: Right, Arwen, you can pass out the water.
Arwen: *passes out water*
Nick: Now we go around the table and say 1 thing we have never ever done and if anyone else has done what we just said, they take an eensy weensy sip of water from their glass.
Molly: Ok! I'll start! Hmm....I've never....killed anyone!
Everyone except Molly: *takes a sip*
Molly: Oh my...
Nick: My turn! I've never...been naked in public doing strange tribunal dances!
Legolas, Pippin, Gandalf, Sam, Aragorn, Black Rider, and Gollum: *taking a sip*
Nick: *looks disgusted*
Frodo: I've never worn women's underclothes.
Sam: *blushes and takes a sip*
Frodo: *shudders*
Sam: I've...never....been in love....with Boromir!
Aragorn: Liar!
Pippin: M'cup's empty. I need some more!
Nick: Let's everyone breathe...
Merry: *fills Pippins cup with Ale*
Aragorn: Don't deny it Samwise, I saw you that night.
Pippin: I gotta go pee pee!
Nick: *breathing deeply*
Molly: You may use the bathroom, Pippin.
Pippin: Yippee! *heaves Boromir over his shoulder and leaves*
Gandalf: *hisses* Fool of a Took!
Molly: Gandalf! Lets not take our angry feelings and pile them onto Peregrin. That loads him down with your anger and it would make him a sad person. We wouldn't want that now would we?
Gandalf: I...am....sorry.
Nick: Good job Gandalf. Would you like to go next?
Gandalf: Ok! I have a pretty good one. I've never had a crush on Frodo. *cheeks tinge pink a bit*
*EVERYONE takes a sip*
Molly: Gandalf...
Gandalf: Fine, I lied *takes a sip*
Frodo: Er...this is just...er...eep! *runs away, passing Pippin and Boromir who is now wearing lipstick, who are coming back in (rather pip coming in lugging boromir ^_~)*
Nick: A troubled soul, that Frodo is.
Pippin: Boromir had to pee pee too.
Arwen: He's *beep*ING DEAD! HOW CAN HE TAKE A *beep*ING PISS IF HE IS *beep*ING DEAD?!
Pippin: *begins to cry*
Molly: Arwen...
Arwen: *dumps the rest of her water on Aragorns head* *beeeeeeeeeep* and your *beeeeeeep* up your *beeeeeeeeeeeeep* with the goat and *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Orc: *burp*
Nick: THATS IT G-D*beeep* I *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*ING QUIT! *storms out*
Molly: *takes a deep breath* Tommorrow at 9 am shapr. Me and Doctor Nick wil see you all here for shock therapy and then other sessions.
Sam: *breathing* 1...mister frodo...2...mister frodo...3...mister frodo......
Legolas: *braiding Gimli's hair* If you just apply-lather-rinse 3 times daily, you might have my beautiful hair.
Gimli: *snorts*
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(A/N) You like so far. It must be funny because I don't think its complete crap yet. Thank you so much RogueAngel, IcaWolf, and Arri for reviewing, it means alot. Also, I don't know but I have this strange image of Pippin being obsessed with Boromir's body. I dunno, its one of my strange quirks, but if you don't like it you don't have to read. Reviews would be welcome, as would *constructive* flames *as if there is any*
Nick: Hello Doctor Molly!
Molly: Hello Doctor Nick!
Nick: Why, Doctor Molly! You look very pretty today!
Molly: Why thank you Doctor Nick!
Nick: How about you, Gandalf. Who do you think is looking Pretty today?
Gandalf: *sigh*
Molly: Aww look at that sad face. What is troubling you, Gandalf?
Gandalf: *tearing up* Well......Sauromon.....in....my room.....touched.....my.....spe-special place *sobbing*
Nick: Oh, alright. Pippin, who do _you_ think is pretty today?
Pippin: I'd have to say Boromir.
Boromir: *hair put in pigtails with pink ribbon tying them*
Pippin: *pats Boromir who tips over and falls onto the floor*
Molly: Right...ok then today, I think we are going to do a fun activity called *does air quotes* Shockingly Fun!
Sam: Hey! You didn't ask _me_ who is pretty today!
Molly: Ok Sam! Who do _you_ think is pretty today!
Sam: *blushes* I think Mister Frodo looks pretty today.
Frodo: *shudders*
Nick: Instead of *air quotes* Shockingly Fun, lets play *air quotes* I never...!
Molly: Oh! How do we play that, Doctor Nick? *cheesy grin*
Nick: Well I need, one volunteer, to pass out the glasses of water.
Everybody: ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Molly: Right, Arwen, you can pass out the water.
Arwen: *passes out water*
Nick: Now we go around the table and say 1 thing we have never ever done and if anyone else has done what we just said, they take an eensy weensy sip of water from their glass.
Molly: Ok! I'll start! Hmm....I've never....killed anyone!
Everyone except Molly: *takes a sip*
Molly: Oh my...
Nick: My turn! I've never...been naked in public doing strange tribunal dances!
Legolas, Pippin, Gandalf, Sam, Aragorn, Black Rider, and Gollum: *taking a sip*
Nick: *looks disgusted*
Frodo: I've never worn women's underclothes.
Sam: *blushes and takes a sip*
Frodo: *shudders*
Sam: I've...never....been in love....with Boromir!
Aragorn: Liar!
Pippin: M'cup's empty. I need some more!
Nick: Let's everyone breathe...
Merry: *fills Pippins cup with Ale*
Aragorn: Don't deny it Samwise, I saw you that night.
Pippin: I gotta go pee pee!
Nick: *breathing deeply*
Molly: You may use the bathroom, Pippin.
Pippin: Yippee! *heaves Boromir over his shoulder and leaves*
Gandalf: *hisses* Fool of a Took!
Molly: Gandalf! Lets not take our angry feelings and pile them onto Peregrin. That loads him down with your anger and it would make him a sad person. We wouldn't want that now would we?
Gandalf: I...am....sorry.
Nick: Good job Gandalf. Would you like to go next?
Gandalf: Ok! I have a pretty good one. I've never had a crush on Frodo. *cheeks tinge pink a bit*
*EVERYONE takes a sip*
Molly: Gandalf...
Gandalf: Fine, I lied *takes a sip*
Frodo: Er...this is just...er...eep! *runs away, passing Pippin and Boromir who is now wearing lipstick, who are coming back in (rather pip coming in lugging boromir ^_~)*
Nick: A troubled soul, that Frodo is.
Pippin: Boromir had to pee pee too.
Arwen: He's *beep*ING DEAD! HOW CAN HE TAKE A *beep*ING PISS IF HE IS *beep*ING DEAD?!
Pippin: *begins to cry*
Molly: Arwen...
Arwen: *dumps the rest of her water on Aragorns head* *beeeeeeeeeep* and your *beeeeeeep* up your *beeeeeeeeeeeeep* with the goat and *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Orc: *burp*
Nick: THATS IT G-D*beeep* I *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*ING QUIT! *storms out*
Molly: *takes a deep breath* Tommorrow at 9 am shapr. Me and Doctor Nick wil see you all here for shock therapy and then other sessions.
Sam: *breathing* 1...mister frodo...2...mister frodo...3...mister frodo......
Legolas: *braiding Gimli's hair* If you just apply-lather-rinse 3 times daily, you might have my beautiful hair.
Gimli: *snorts*
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(A/N) You like so far. It must be funny because I don't think its complete crap yet. Thank you so much RogueAngel, IcaWolf, and Arri for reviewing, it means alot. Also, I don't know but I have this strange image of Pippin being obsessed with Boromir's body. I dunno, its one of my strange quirks, but if you don't like it you don't have to read. Reviews would be welcome, as would *constructive* flames *as if there is any*