Chapter 3: Just Say No
Molly: Hello everybody!
silence
Molly: HELLO EVERYBODY!
All: Oh..hullo hi hello *random greetings*
Molly: Hello then! Well to be honest, Doctor Nick, in a fit of drunken rage hit a large stationary object with his small car, and is unable to be with us this morning. But soon....we shall be with him... *looks of glazed*
Merry: Ah, is the old guy dead then?
Molly: What kind of question is that?
Black Rider #3: No, come on lady, tell us if he is sleeping with the fishes or not.
Molly: *tearing up* You guys are so mean! Oh, and Black Rider #3 do you need some cough drops?
Black Rider #3: Oh no, no I'll be fine thank you.
Molly: Are you sure? Your voice sounds horrible.
Pippin: I-Is he re-rea-really dead? *sniffle*
Molly: *sigh* Yes Pippin, he is.
Pippin: Oh good, can I have his body? Boromir is quitte lonely.
Gandalf: *sighs heavily*
Molly: Moving on....so instead of having our shock therapy today, we are going to have an inspirational speaker against drug and alcohol abuse. His name is Joe, he has been convicted of 45 felonies including marijuana. He actually....hasn't been convicted of anything else than drug use and possession. His wife too. Well anyway...
Pippin: Whats Mary Juana?
Molly: Its eeeeeeevvvill!
Pippin: Kinda like Gollum, or Sauromon, or Sauron, or Sam--
Molly: Thats enough Pippin!
Pippin: Even Frodo is kinda heading into evilness...
Frodo: Am not!
Pippin: You do that whole seizure thingy with the ring when you hear Sauron calling you.
Sauron: I do not....
Sauromon: My lord, you're back!
Sauron: Not for you, I'm here for the ring.
Molly: The ring is not here. Please go away.
Sauron: Oh its not? Oh ok, well I'll see you later.
Molly: No no no, Peter says you must stay for this one. He wrote his notes down here about who is to attend each session, and, oh yes here it is, he underlined Sauron for the 'Drug Counselling' 7 times....in red ink...he also circled your name and put...5.6...7 arrows pointing. He said someting about red eyes. He circled that a couple times too.
Sauron: Oh shi....
Molly: THERE WILL BE NO FOUL LANGUAGE IN MY....ROOM!
Sauron: Sorry, ma'am.
Molly: Thats right.
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Ah I don't have enough time to finish this, so Ill just leave you in a cliffhanger. Will Sauron survive drug counselling, did Peter run out of red ink after refering Sauron to counseling, does Pippin get Doctor Nick's body too? All this and more in Chapter 4: The Continuing epic of Joe (and his multi-cultural counterpart Jose, and his idiot wife)
Molly: Hello everybody!
silence
Molly: HELLO EVERYBODY!
All: Oh..hullo hi hello *random greetings*
Molly: Hello then! Well to be honest, Doctor Nick, in a fit of drunken rage hit a large stationary object with his small car, and is unable to be with us this morning. But soon....we shall be with him... *looks of glazed*
Merry: Ah, is the old guy dead then?
Molly: What kind of question is that?
Black Rider #3: No, come on lady, tell us if he is sleeping with the fishes or not.
Molly: *tearing up* You guys are so mean! Oh, and Black Rider #3 do you need some cough drops?
Black Rider #3: Oh no, no I'll be fine thank you.
Molly: Are you sure? Your voice sounds horrible.
Pippin: I-Is he re-rea-really dead? *sniffle*
Molly: *sigh* Yes Pippin, he is.
Pippin: Oh good, can I have his body? Boromir is quitte lonely.
Gandalf: *sighs heavily*
Molly: Moving on....so instead of having our shock therapy today, we are going to have an inspirational speaker against drug and alcohol abuse. His name is Joe, he has been convicted of 45 felonies including marijuana. He actually....hasn't been convicted of anything else than drug use and possession. His wife too. Well anyway...
Pippin: Whats Mary Juana?
Molly: Its eeeeeeevvvill!
Pippin: Kinda like Gollum, or Sauromon, or Sauron, or Sam--
Molly: Thats enough Pippin!
Pippin: Even Frodo is kinda heading into evilness...
Frodo: Am not!
Pippin: You do that whole seizure thingy with the ring when you hear Sauron calling you.
Sauron: I do not....
Sauromon: My lord, you're back!
Sauron: Not for you, I'm here for the ring.
Molly: The ring is not here. Please go away.
Sauron: Oh its not? Oh ok, well I'll see you later.
Molly: No no no, Peter says you must stay for this one. He wrote his notes down here about who is to attend each session, and, oh yes here it is, he underlined Sauron for the 'Drug Counselling' 7 times....in red ink...he also circled your name and put...5.6...7 arrows pointing. He said someting about red eyes. He circled that a couple times too.
Sauron: Oh shi....
Molly: THERE WILL BE NO FOUL LANGUAGE IN MY....ROOM!
Sauron: Sorry, ma'am.
Molly: Thats right.
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Ah I don't have enough time to finish this, so Ill just leave you in a cliffhanger. Will Sauron survive drug counselling, did Peter run out of red ink after refering Sauron to counseling, does Pippin get Doctor Nick's body too? All this and more in Chapter 4: The Continuing epic of Joe (and his multi-cultural counterpart Jose, and his idiot wife)