Yuffie's Domination
Rated PG for language.
Cloud: …..
Tifa: what's with the silence? After all we just defeated Sephroth…
Vincent: hard to believe that its true
Yuffie: So…all the materia belongs to me now right?
Cid: @%@% NEVER!
Cloud: sure…
Red XIII: Cloud?
Cloud: She has been annoying but you know she also has helped us a lot and we wont need it anymore…
Tifa: …but cloud…
Caith Sith: ::blinks::
Yuffie: ^.^ YAY!!! But how am I going to take this all home?
Tifa: Well Cloud and I are taking a vacation so we could drop you off there.
Yuffie: You mean it?!
Cloud: Sure… hop abord the highwind!
They all hopped abord the Highwind and Cloud and Tifa drop off Yuffie at Wutai.
Yuffie: See ya! Thanks!
Yuffie wonders around the town and everyone is practilly bowing down at her.
Yuffie: WOW! This is nice…
People: Queen Yuffie! We are glad you returned! We will do anything you say!
Yuffie: What the hell? Sure I'm famious here but I aint no queen…
People: YOUR HIGHNESS!!!
Yuffie: ::runs off:: My God…Something strange is up …I should call Cloud… ::uses PHS and calls Cloud and Tifa::
MEANWHILE
Tifa: CLOUD!!!! THE PHS IS RINGING!!!!
Cloud: Thanks… ::picks up the phs:: Hello, Cloud speaking……uh huh…yeah….go on…. ::swirls a pencil around::
Tifa: Who is it?!
Cloud: We wouldn't be interested thank you! ::hangs up:: ….Just a salesperson
PHS: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! RIIIIIIIIING!!!
Tifa: I'LL GET IT! ::answers it::
(on the phs) Yuffie: Tifa? Thank goodness you're here!
Tifa: Yes I'm here….I'm always here…why?
Yuffie: All of the sudden…the town of Watai is worshipping me!
Tifa: It's because you are royalty… Princess Yuffie.
Yuffie: LISTEN!!!! I AINT NO PRINCESS!!!
Tifa: True…but you do rule the world…
Yuffie: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
(cloud gets on the phs with tifa) Cloud: Princess Yuffie?
Yuffie: I AINT NO PRINCESS DAMN IT!!!!!!
Tifa: It's your duty Yuffie…You know you rule it!
Yuffie: YOU'RE ALL WEIRD!!! ::hangs up::
Cloud: ::hears a click and shrugs:: women…
Tifa: WHAT?!?!?!
Back in Watai…
Yuffie: What the hell? I don't rule the world… Hey! What's this? ::picks up some black but glowing materia:: It's like evil materia but yet a little different…Aw hell with it! I'll figure it out later!
Yuffie walks around the continent really bored sense no monsters are fighting her…
Yuffie: Whatever…I'll sleep here for the night…but I don't wanna…oh well. ::watches the black materia:: you know…you are really strange…my god im strange! Im talking to materia!
Black Glowing Materia: No you are perfectly normal…
Yuffie: HOLY CRAP IT TALKS!!!!!!!! ::Hides under her blanket::
BGM: Yes I can talk…I am surprised that you are not happy with what I gave you…
Yuffie: Huh? ::peeks out of the blanket::
BGM: I am giving you the power to take over the world as well as materia…
Yuffie: Then how come I can't control you?
BM: You are…you just don't know how…
Yuffie: DAMN! DO YOU MAKE ANY SENSE!??!?!
BGM: Go now…to the stars…they are calling you.
Yuffie: Stars? Calling? But my PHS isn't ringing!
BGM: As much as I hate to say it but you are really stupid.
Yuffie: AH SHUT UP! I'm only 16!
BGM: GO!!!
Yuffie: ALLRIGHT!!!!! Just SHUT UP ALLREADY!!! ::Walks out of her tent and looks at the stars:: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!
A Star falls from the sky and lands in Yuffie's hand
Yuffie: ::blinks::
Star: Im a little star!
Yuffie: That's nice… ::shrugs:: Could you please tell me something?
Star: What? Everyone wishes upon us so I guess a question is a little but better…
Yuffie: SHUT UP! Now tell me why everyone is bowing down to me!
Star: It's because you rule the universe…
Yuffie: Starting…when did that happen?
Star: What do you mean you highness?
Yuffie: SHUT UP!
Star: Sorry…Anyway, as long as you have the black glowing materia, not only do you have world domination…you have the strongest power in the world…greater then Sephiroth's!
Yuffie: So I could crush you now if I wanted to…
Star: NO PLEASE DON'T!!!
Yuffie: ::laughs evily: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ::kills the star:: That felt nice…
BGM: Now…summon you powers to totattaly take control!
Yuffie: GOT YA! ::goes into the sky and makes all the people in watai clean her house:: WOW!!!! I like this!
BGM: Do more if you wish…
Yuffie: ::makes Vincent marry her, makes cloud and tifa go on a shopping spree (but all the stuff is for Yuffie), makes everyone bow down to her::
People: ALMIGHTY YUFFIE! YOU ARE OUR GODDESS!!!
Yuffie: Thank you my royal slaves…… MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ::then starts making out with Vincent::
A few hours later…
Cloud: I think she's dead…
Tifa: She was such a good teammate too…
Vincent: May you rest in peace…
Barret: ::shakes Yuffie back and forth:: WAKE UP!!!
Yuffie: ::Wakes up:: huh? I thought you guys were on a shopping spree…and Vincent…wernt you just…
Vincent: …..?
Yuffie: never mind…
Everyone except Yuffie: ……………………….?
Tifa: We found you laying unconscious…Sephiroth must have hit you really hard with that Super Nova attack…
Yuffie: Huh? But I defeated him!
Cloud: You must have been dreaming…
Vincent: It's time for you to go home now…
Cloud: …..
Tifa: what's with the silence? After all we just defeated Sephroth…
Vincent: hard to believe that its true
Yuffie: So…all the materia belongs to me now right?
Cid: @%@% NEVER!
Cloud: sure…why not? What harm could it do?
Everyone: …………………
1 The End
Rated PG for language.
Cloud: …..
Tifa: what's with the silence? After all we just defeated Sephroth…
Vincent: hard to believe that its true
Yuffie: So…all the materia belongs to me now right?
Cid: @%@% NEVER!
Cloud: sure…
Red XIII: Cloud?
Cloud: She has been annoying but you know she also has helped us a lot and we wont need it anymore…
Tifa: …but cloud…
Caith Sith: ::blinks::
Yuffie: ^.^ YAY!!! But how am I going to take this all home?
Tifa: Well Cloud and I are taking a vacation so we could drop you off there.
Yuffie: You mean it?!
Cloud: Sure… hop abord the highwind!
They all hopped abord the Highwind and Cloud and Tifa drop off Yuffie at Wutai.
Yuffie: See ya! Thanks!
Yuffie wonders around the town and everyone is practilly bowing down at her.
Yuffie: WOW! This is nice…
People: Queen Yuffie! We are glad you returned! We will do anything you say!
Yuffie: What the hell? Sure I'm famious here but I aint no queen…
People: YOUR HIGHNESS!!!
Yuffie: ::runs off:: My God…Something strange is up …I should call Cloud… ::uses PHS and calls Cloud and Tifa::
MEANWHILE
Tifa: CLOUD!!!! THE PHS IS RINGING!!!!
Cloud: Thanks… ::picks up the phs:: Hello, Cloud speaking……uh huh…yeah….go on…. ::swirls a pencil around::
Tifa: Who is it?!
Cloud: We wouldn't be interested thank you! ::hangs up:: ….Just a salesperson
PHS: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! RIIIIIIIIING!!!
Tifa: I'LL GET IT! ::answers it::
(on the phs) Yuffie: Tifa? Thank goodness you're here!
Tifa: Yes I'm here….I'm always here…why?
Yuffie: All of the sudden…the town of Watai is worshipping me!
Tifa: It's because you are royalty… Princess Yuffie.
Yuffie: LISTEN!!!! I AINT NO PRINCESS!!!
Tifa: True…but you do rule the world…
Yuffie: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
(cloud gets on the phs with tifa) Cloud: Princess Yuffie?
Yuffie: I AINT NO PRINCESS DAMN IT!!!!!!
Tifa: It's your duty Yuffie…You know you rule it!
Yuffie: YOU'RE ALL WEIRD!!! ::hangs up::
Cloud: ::hears a click and shrugs:: women…
Tifa: WHAT?!?!?!
Back in Watai…
Yuffie: What the hell? I don't rule the world… Hey! What's this? ::picks up some black but glowing materia:: It's like evil materia but yet a little different…Aw hell with it! I'll figure it out later!
Yuffie walks around the continent really bored sense no monsters are fighting her…
Yuffie: Whatever…I'll sleep here for the night…but I don't wanna…oh well. ::watches the black materia:: you know…you are really strange…my god im strange! Im talking to materia!
Black Glowing Materia: No you are perfectly normal…
Yuffie: HOLY CRAP IT TALKS!!!!!!!! ::Hides under her blanket::
BGM: Yes I can talk…I am surprised that you are not happy with what I gave you…
Yuffie: Huh? ::peeks out of the blanket::
BGM: I am giving you the power to take over the world as well as materia…
Yuffie: Then how come I can't control you?
BM: You are…you just don't know how…
Yuffie: DAMN! DO YOU MAKE ANY SENSE!??!?!
BGM: Go now…to the stars…they are calling you.
Yuffie: Stars? Calling? But my PHS isn't ringing!
BGM: As much as I hate to say it but you are really stupid.
Yuffie: AH SHUT UP! I'm only 16!
BGM: GO!!!
Yuffie: ALLRIGHT!!!!! Just SHUT UP ALLREADY!!! ::Walks out of her tent and looks at the stars:: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!
A Star falls from the sky and lands in Yuffie's hand
Yuffie: ::blinks::
Star: Im a little star!
Yuffie: That's nice… ::shrugs:: Could you please tell me something?
Star: What? Everyone wishes upon us so I guess a question is a little but better…
Yuffie: SHUT UP! Now tell me why everyone is bowing down to me!
Star: It's because you rule the universe…
Yuffie: Starting…when did that happen?
Star: What do you mean you highness?
Yuffie: SHUT UP!
Star: Sorry…Anyway, as long as you have the black glowing materia, not only do you have world domination…you have the strongest power in the world…greater then Sephiroth's!
Yuffie: So I could crush you now if I wanted to…
Star: NO PLEASE DON'T!!!
Yuffie: ::laughs evily: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ::kills the star:: That felt nice…
BGM: Now…summon you powers to totattaly take control!
Yuffie: GOT YA! ::goes into the sky and makes all the people in watai clean her house:: WOW!!!! I like this!
BGM: Do more if you wish…
Yuffie: ::makes Vincent marry her, makes cloud and tifa go on a shopping spree (but all the stuff is for Yuffie), makes everyone bow down to her::
People: ALMIGHTY YUFFIE! YOU ARE OUR GODDESS!!!
Yuffie: Thank you my royal slaves…… MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ::then starts making out with Vincent::
A few hours later…
Cloud: I think she's dead…
Tifa: She was such a good teammate too…
Vincent: May you rest in peace…
Barret: ::shakes Yuffie back and forth:: WAKE UP!!!
Yuffie: ::Wakes up:: huh? I thought you guys were on a shopping spree…and Vincent…wernt you just…
Vincent: …..?
Yuffie: never mind…
Everyone except Yuffie: ……………………….?
Tifa: We found you laying unconscious…Sephiroth must have hit you really hard with that Super Nova attack…
Yuffie: Huh? But I defeated him!
Cloud: You must have been dreaming…
Vincent: It's time for you to go home now…
Cloud: …..
Tifa: what's with the silence? After all we just defeated Sephroth…
Vincent: hard to believe that its true
Yuffie: So…all the materia belongs to me now right?
Cid: @%@% NEVER!
Cloud: sure…why not? What harm could it do?
Everyone: …………………
1 The End