The Wizard of OZ (OUR VERSION!!!!!)
Warning: These characters are not mine and plus this story might be waaaaaaaaaaaay ooc because we were all hyper writing this and IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READIJNG THIS?!?!??!!
Rated R for language, suggestive themes, violence, comic humor, and use of tobacco and alchohal.
Once apon a time, in the the land of Oz, the witch of the west and east came back alive. But this time however, there is no Dorothey to stop them…. But… unforchanitly … very strange three groups are brought together to stop these people. Now our story begins….
Xander: Oh look flys….
Buffy: huh?
::Buffy Cordillia, Giles, Willow, Spike, Xander, Oz, Angel, Riley, Tara. Dawn, Drusillia, Harmony are swept up into a tornado and brought to OZ::
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
::somewhere else in time::
Yuffie: If your drunk and you know it clap your hands! ::clap clap::
Tifa: I know I'm the bartender and all but PLEASE don't abuse the privlage of my drinking habits!!!!
Cloud: ::sighs::
Vincent: ::shoots the roof down::
Cid: !!@$@!#%@#%)* VINCENT!!!!!
Cloud: So this is what happens when the calm guy with the gun gets drunk…
::Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, and Barret are all swept up in the tornado (mwhahaha Caith Sith doesn't go because I don't like him/her/it)::
:: at a bar in L2 colony::
Duo: we should play the I never game
Heero: yeah yeah yeah!
Sally Poe: okay I'm good at this game
Trowa: I never tried to kill Relena
::everyone drinks including Relena::
Relena: … wait I think I wasn't sopposed to drink… … … … ::passes out::
Duo: ::looks at Relena and shrugs:: o-well ::big grin::
Noin: leans over the bar and throws – up
Quatre: how nice… ::isn't drunk just high::
WuFei: I never thought anything an injustice of the peace
::Doroty and Sally Poe drinks::
::Dorothy, Sally Poe, Noin, Relena, Treize, Zechs, Quatre, Trowa, WuFei, Heero, Duo are all swept up into the tornado::
Duo: I'v never been swept up into a tornado::
::everyone drinks::
((this is probably one of my suckyest fics, sry I was really high…on sugar of course (, I don't member to rules to I never, I don't member if u drink if u did something or u didn't, I know that u say I never if u did, but I'm making up my own rules, u drink if u did that, I think that's how the rules went, did that make any sense at all?))
They all arrive in the wonderful land of Oz where they're all met by the muchincins.
Xander: Hey these people all little I wonder if they have other little things
Willow: XANDER!
Buffy: XANDER!
Cordillia:: That's sexy ::gropes Xander::
Xander: oh yeah
::Buffy and Willow start to too::
Xander: ::Wakes up::
Buffy: Are you ok? When we fell you were knocked out
Xander: Hey these people are little I wonder if they have other little things
Buffy Willow and Cordillia: ::roll eyes::
Spike: ::wraps an arm around Buffy::
Buffy: ::smiles a bit:
Angel: ::rolls eyes::
Riley: ::rolls eyes::
Cordillia: ::walks in between Angel and Riley and grabs on arm from each::
Xander: ::looks at Anya::
Willow: ::smiles at Oz::
Tara: ::frowns a bit::
Oz: Hey we can all be one big happy family
Buffy: ::snuggles up to Spike::
::gundam wing people go bang and fall::
::Trowa and Duo land on top of Buffy and Spike, anime sweat drop::
Spike: Oh Bloody Hell
Duo: umm… sry x.x
Trowa: ::blink blink::
::Duo and Trowa get up off of Spike and Buffy::
WuFei: ::lands on sword:: injus…owwy…I think I landed on my sword…
Heero: ::eats dirt::
Buffy: ::looks up at Spike who ended up falling on her:: Hey there
Spike: ::looks at her with the eyes he gets when he gets an idea::
Buffy: ::pushes him off:: not now William
Spike: Don't call me that in public
Buffy: fine fine ::smiles:: chip head
Quatre: ::eats dirt next to Heero::
::all the rest ppl from gw also eat dirt or land on swords or guns or knifes or daggers or umm… beer bottles or um or um or um or um….Zechs lands on a tree branch w/ legs spread::
Zechs: owww ::goes cross eyed::
The Final Fantasy people come in but with a sorta weird entrence….
Yuffie: AHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
Cid: DUMB ASS BITCH!!! NO WE ARE FALLING!!!!
Tifa: ::Holding on to Cloud:: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cloud: x.x
Aeris: HE'S MINE!!!!!
Tifa: NO MINE!!!!!!!
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOO M INE!!!!!!
Noin: no mine! Wait… who are we talking about?
Sally Poe: no u $2 whore there mine ::bitchslaps Noin::
Heero: ::sits up:: cat fight!!!
Tara: ::frowns lightly::
Cloud: GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU!!! Except Tifa and Aeris…
Aeris: YOUR CHEATING ON ME AGAIN??!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT ON ANOTHER DATE WITH CORNO AGAIN!!!!!!!
Spike: I tried to send everyone one to hell once, but this babe stopped me. ::smiles:; in that sexy way that she does everything.
Buffy: Spike hush.
Cid: AHHH!!!! SHES CUTE!!!!
Tifa: x.x
::everyone hears this loud bang all the sudden and there to look where it came from, Sally Poe and Noin have "accidently" shot Relena, everyone stares::
Sally Poe and Noin: what? She was yelling for peace
Willow: ::heals Relena::
Heero: y the fuck did u do that bitch? ::was directed towards Willow, pulls out gun and points it at Willow:: omae o koursu
WuFei: injustice! Be nice ((don't ask))
Trize: x.x
Lolly Pop Kin: We represtent the lollipop kin the lollipop kin and in the name of the lollipop kin we wish to welceome you to munschin lan….
Heero: ::pulls out granade ((I know that's spelt wrong don't yell at me!)) and blows up the lollipop kin::
::everyone stares at him and Duo starts yelling for joy::
Heero: what? They were getting annoying…
Harmony: That is so sexy ::walks over to Heero:; Shoot me.
Heero: ::shoots Harmony:: ((sry couldn't resist))
Everyone else: x.x
Harmony: That was sexy! ::smiles and shows fangs::
Vincent: ::Blinks::
Cloud: ::they eventually fall to the ground:: oww anyway….
Tifa: Ding Dong! The witch is dead!
Witch of the West: No I'm not…
Cid: ahhh shit….
Aeris: holy crap……
Duo: Heero can fix that ::big grin::
Heero: ::throws convently appearing bucket of water on the witch:: wow… that worked well
Yuffie: YAY!!!!
Witch of the East: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tifa: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::summons her water materia::
Withc of the East: IM MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!
Trize: no ur not…
::all of the Buffy characters but Buffy and Spike disappear::
Buffy: ….? Maybe we were sent here to stop the evil and a bunch of it's gone so now a bunch of them are gone
Spike: makes sense to me ::whispers something in her ear::
Buffy: Spike, not now.
:: everyone from gw dissapaer cept Heero, Duo, Quatre, WuFei, and of course the silent never talking something very wrong w/ him belongs in a straight jacket more then Heero…Trowa::
Quatre: um uh um uh um uh… what just happened?
Trowa: ::is silent::
Duo: isn't the road sopposed to be yellow? ::points to red brick road::
Heero: I donno
WuFei: injustice!
Spike: Yummy
Buffy: ::glares at Spike::
::all the final fantasy people dissapear except Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris::
Cloud: um….
Tifa: DRINKS ANYONE?!?!?! ::brings out 20 bottles of the best wine in the world::
Aeris: O.O!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Cloud:…….. ok….
Tifa: Who's gonna be Dorothey anyway?….
Buffy and Spike: ::blink and just start walking::
Buffy: Hey sun no burn
Spike: well this is just….neat
Aeris: LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT!!!! ::somehow remembered to bring Cloud's Silk dress in that Town, wig, the perfume, etc.::
Tifa: AGAIN?!?!?
Cloud: no
Aeris: ::hands him the stuff:: Go change now!!!!
Cloud: Which house?
Aeris: MUNCHIN HOUSE!!!
Spike: Hey Buffy do you skip ::smiles with that smile he gets when he's thinking about things like that::
Heero, Quatre, WuFei, Trowa, Duo: ::starts skipping down the yellow, now red brick road arm in arm, u can barly hear Quatre saying "but I wanted to wear the dress" and the others drag him along::
Cloud: ::comes out of the house in his wig and dress::
Tifa: ::jumps in the basket:: IM TOTO!!!
Aeris: NO IM TOTO!!!
Tifa: GO TO HELL IM TOTO
Aeris: FINE!!!!!
Cloud: ::runs down the road with tifa in his picknet basket:: WE ARE GONNA BE LATE!!!
Aeris: WAIT UP!!!!!!!
::everyone catches up w/ everyone else, links arms, and starts to sing:: were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz…
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this.
Spike: lets stop and make camp it's getting dark.
Buffy:: good idea
Spike: Bloody right
:: they all stop for the night with c.a.t(convintly apeargin tents) ::
~~ In Buffy and Spike's tent ~~
Spike: ::smiles at Buffy:: Alone at last
Buffy: Nu uh
Spike: ::pout::
Buffy: oh don't make that face
Spike: Why not?
Buffy: because
Spike: ::smiles:: oh I see ::pouts::
Buffy: I'm going to sleep
Spike: But I might bite you
Buffy: You wanna sleep outside?
Spike: ::laughs:: no. I'm kidding love.
Buffy: good.
Spike and Buffy fall asleep in the same sleeping bag ( this was not made of 50 tv shows)
::spike wakes up::
Spike: ::wakes Buffy up:: lets go and leave these guys behind
Buffy:; ::nods::
::they both sneak out of camp and go on their way through the woods and on until the see a stranger in the middle of the path:
~In Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris, tent~
Tifa: But I wanna sleep by Cloud!
Aeris: I'm dating him so I should sleep next to him!
Tifa: NO ME!!
Aeris: NO ME!!!
Cloud: YOU GUYS!!!! I'LL SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE THEN!!!!
Tifa: Fine ok…. BUT I WANT YOUR SLEEPING BAG!!!
Aeris: NO I WANT IT!!!
Tifa: IN YOUR DREAMS ANCENT!!!!
Aeris: NO IN YOR DREAMS YOU WORTHLESS BISEXUAL BARTENDER!!!
Tifa: IM NOT BI!!!!!
Aeris: ARE TOOO!
Tifa: ARE NOT!!!!!!!
Cloud: SHUT UP!!!!!! CAN A MAN GET HIS SLEEP?!?!
Aeris and Tifa: NOOOOO!!!!!!
~In the Gundam Wing tent~
::everyones asleep cept Duo who is talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking to absoultly nothing and no one, all the sudden they hear a very loud "no in your dreams you worthless bisexual bartender" everyone wakes up"
everyone: x.x
Duo: ::gets up and walks over to FF7 tent:: umm… are u ppls okay?
All of the sudden the strange materia thief somehow lands on top of Duo's head::
Yuffie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!??! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!?!?!
Duo: oww, could u get off now… ama
Cloud: ::opens the tent:: Sorry….the girls are fighting again ::you hear Aeris and Tifa now yelling about if the sky is pink or purple::
Yuffie: Stupid fags…
Duo: x.x well that's dumb, everyone knows the sky is purple… ::goes back to his tent and finally sleeps, everyone else had already gone to sleep:: ((it's like two in the morning))
Yuffie: ::shrugs and walks into the tent and quietly steals everyone's materia, money, food, etc. then quickly runs off::
::all the sudden WuFei wakes up:: INJUSTICE!!!!!! ::falls back asleep::
::all the sudden everyone in the ummm I think it's a camp, wakes up::
Duo: ::turns to Quatre:: what was that?
WuFei: injustice! ((sry had to do that) ::pulls out short sword::
Quatre: ::takes out a jaguar knife::
Heero: ::looks through a stack of about 50 (I'm undereggagerating its more like 100, its a really big backpack ^.^) diff. Weapons in his backpack till he finds a nice little hand gun::
Everyone else in the tent: -.-'''''
Duo: I want a gun, can I have a gun? Please?
Heero: ::throws Duo a gun but forgot that the safty wasn't on::
::big bang happens and there's a hole in the tent::
Heero: ::looks as if he did nothing and starts to whistle:: hum de dum de dum…
Everyone else: ……………………………………………………………………………..
Meanwhile why Buffy and Spike
Buffy: who are you?
Man: Why the hell is everything so bright?
Spike: What the bloody hell? It's 2 o' clock in the bloody morning! And I know bright! I'm a bloody vampire!
Buffy: Spike calm
Spike: I don't like this guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Sephiroth: You want me to destroy Earth again? I will! ::sighs:: ::pulls out his long 5 feet long sword::
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: oh please ::round house kicks the sword over 50ft::
Spike: ::smiles:: She's a slayer
Sephiroth: ::summons Fallen Angel::
Spike: Oh bloody hell! ::dodage and throws buffy out of the way::
Buffy: ::stands up:: Who are you? ::walks over to him and grabs him by the top of his shirt and slams him into a nerby tree::
Sephiroth: ::disappears and reaperars behind her:: My name is not for you to know…Have you seen a man named Cloud anywhere?
Spike: Cloud? Never heard of him
Sephiroth: spikey blonde hair….?
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: Hmm even if I had seen him I wouldn't tell a monster like you about him ::with lighting speed she punches him in the face hard with her fist:: ::smiles::
Spike: Buffy don't get into to much trouble ::Sits down to watch them with a smile::
Sephiroth: ::Holds Buffy's fist:: don't try anything….. ::eyes flash red::
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: ::slams her fist up setting it free:: don't try what now? ::pulls out a stake::
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: I hate making deals but…I'll help you go wherever your going if you help me find Cloud.
Spike: Hmm I donno what if we find this Cloud and decide we don't want you to hurt him.
Buffy: If he's human you aren't touching him
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: :smiles his usall evil smile:: Don't worry…I wont.
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: All you just said was that you wouldn't touch him you might hurt him with other magic. I'm not stupid. I've been doing this stuff for a long time now. Ever seen the master of all vampires around lately? I hope not because I killed him. I could probably kill you too.
Spike: The chic isn't foolin
Sephiroth: I'm not a vampire…anyway…shall we go or not?
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: exscuse me?
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: On the… ::looks down at the road:: red brick road…. ::wondering why its not yellow but likes red better::
Spike: ::licks a bit of the road and in that spot it's yellow: Yummy
Buffy: Spike!
Spike: Yes slayer?
Buffy: Ugh chip brain
Spike: hush
Buffy: ::smiles at him::
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: ::sighs and thinks "They know absolutely nothing…."::
Spike: You got a thing for my slayer? ::looks at Sephy::
Sephiroth: No….. I never loved anyone nor will I ever…can we go already?!
Spike: What don't you like about my slayer? She's great! What couldn't you like?
Buffy: Spike…. ::walks over to him and sits down::
Spike: Bloody
~6:30 am~
Tifa: ::Still fighting:: I'M STILL BEING TOTO!!!!
Aeris: NO ME!!!!
Cloud: -.-'''''
Yuffie: Let me handle this… IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP I'M GONNA BE TOTO!!! ::batters eyes lashes at Cloud::
Cloud: Go to hell Yuffie…
Yuffie: SEE!!!!!!! HE WANTS ME TO BE TOTO!!! ::jumps into the basket::
Tifa and Aeris: ………………………………………
Cloud: Fine…But just for today
Tifa:…………..
Aeris: I WANNA BE DOROTHEY!!!
Tifa: NO ME!!!
Aeris: BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE OTHER THEN CLOUD WHO IS WERING A DRESS!!!!
Tifa: BUT YOUR HAIR IS UGLY YOU CANT BE HER!!!
Aeris: LIKE YOU CAN TALK!!!!
The real Dorothey comes… I'll be dorothey!
Tifa: NO!!!! CLOUD IS MINE NOT YOURS!!! ::knocks her dead:: oops….Cloud did I Just use Final Heaven on her?
Cloud: ::sighs:: yes tifa…..
Tifa: COOL!!!! I KILLED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!!
Cloud: …..no that was Dorothty…..
Aeris: No more Wizard of oz movies
Yuffie: GOOD!!!! I HATE THAT MOVIE!!!
Tifa: but…..but…. ::Cries:: THAT MOVIE WAS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
Cloud: I thought you said it was interview with the vampire….
Aeris: YOU HAVE A THING FOR VINCENT?!?!?!?!?
Tifa: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT A MOVIE HERE!!!!
Yuffie: Don't lie…I've seen Vincent and you too together….
Tifa: ::Throws up:: don't remind me…. Anyway….. LETS GO!!!! IM DOROTHREY!!!!
End Of Part 1……….
Warning: These characters are not mine and plus this story might be waaaaaaaaaaaay ooc because we were all hyper writing this and IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READIJNG THIS?!?!??!!
Rated R for language, suggestive themes, violence, comic humor, and use of tobacco and alchohal.
Once apon a time, in the the land of Oz, the witch of the west and east came back alive. But this time however, there is no Dorothey to stop them…. But… unforchanitly … very strange three groups are brought together to stop these people. Now our story begins….
Xander: Oh look flys….
Buffy: huh?
::Buffy Cordillia, Giles, Willow, Spike, Xander, Oz, Angel, Riley, Tara. Dawn, Drusillia, Harmony are swept up into a tornado and brought to OZ::
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
::somewhere else in time::
Yuffie: If your drunk and you know it clap your hands! ::clap clap::
Tifa: I know I'm the bartender and all but PLEASE don't abuse the privlage of my drinking habits!!!!
Cloud: ::sighs::
Vincent: ::shoots the roof down::
Cid: !!@$@!#%@#%)* VINCENT!!!!!
Cloud: So this is what happens when the calm guy with the gun gets drunk…
::Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Red XIII, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, and Barret are all swept up in the tornado (mwhahaha Caith Sith doesn't go because I don't like him/her/it)::
:: at a bar in L2 colony::
Duo: we should play the I never game
Heero: yeah yeah yeah!
Sally Poe: okay I'm good at this game
Trowa: I never tried to kill Relena
::everyone drinks including Relena::
Relena: … wait I think I wasn't sopposed to drink… … … … ::passes out::
Duo: ::looks at Relena and shrugs:: o-well ::big grin::
Noin: leans over the bar and throws – up
Quatre: how nice… ::isn't drunk just high::
WuFei: I never thought anything an injustice of the peace
::Doroty and Sally Poe drinks::
::Dorothy, Sally Poe, Noin, Relena, Treize, Zechs, Quatre, Trowa, WuFei, Heero, Duo are all swept up into the tornado::
Duo: I'v never been swept up into a tornado::
::everyone drinks::
((this is probably one of my suckyest fics, sry I was really high…on sugar of course (, I don't member to rules to I never, I don't member if u drink if u did something or u didn't, I know that u say I never if u did, but I'm making up my own rules, u drink if u did that, I think that's how the rules went, did that make any sense at all?))
They all arrive in the wonderful land of Oz where they're all met by the muchincins.
Xander: Hey these people all little I wonder if they have other little things
Willow: XANDER!
Buffy: XANDER!
Cordillia:: That's sexy ::gropes Xander::
Xander: oh yeah
::Buffy and Willow start to too::
Xander: ::Wakes up::
Buffy: Are you ok? When we fell you were knocked out
Xander: Hey these people are little I wonder if they have other little things
Buffy Willow and Cordillia: ::roll eyes::
Spike: ::wraps an arm around Buffy::
Buffy: ::smiles a bit:
Angel: ::rolls eyes::
Riley: ::rolls eyes::
Cordillia: ::walks in between Angel and Riley and grabs on arm from each::
Xander: ::looks at Anya::
Willow: ::smiles at Oz::
Tara: ::frowns a bit::
Oz: Hey we can all be one big happy family
Buffy: ::snuggles up to Spike::
::gundam wing people go bang and fall::
::Trowa and Duo land on top of Buffy and Spike, anime sweat drop::
Spike: Oh Bloody Hell
Duo: umm… sry x.x
Trowa: ::blink blink::
::Duo and Trowa get up off of Spike and Buffy::
WuFei: ::lands on sword:: injus…owwy…I think I landed on my sword…
Heero: ::eats dirt::
Buffy: ::looks up at Spike who ended up falling on her:: Hey there
Spike: ::looks at her with the eyes he gets when he gets an idea::
Buffy: ::pushes him off:: not now William
Spike: Don't call me that in public
Buffy: fine fine ::smiles:: chip head
Quatre: ::eats dirt next to Heero::
::all the rest ppl from gw also eat dirt or land on swords or guns or knifes or daggers or umm… beer bottles or um or um or um or um….Zechs lands on a tree branch w/ legs spread::
Zechs: owww ::goes cross eyed::
The Final Fantasy people come in but with a sorta weird entrence….
Yuffie: AHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
Cid: DUMB ASS BITCH!!! NO WE ARE FALLING!!!!
Tifa: ::Holding on to Cloud:: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cloud: x.x
Aeris: HE'S MINE!!!!!
Tifa: NO MINE!!!!!!!
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOO M INE!!!!!!
Noin: no mine! Wait… who are we talking about?
Sally Poe: no u $2 whore there mine ::bitchslaps Noin::
Heero: ::sits up:: cat fight!!!
Tara: ::frowns lightly::
Cloud: GO TO HELL ALL OF YOU!!! Except Tifa and Aeris…
Aeris: YOUR CHEATING ON ME AGAIN??!!! DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT ON ANOTHER DATE WITH CORNO AGAIN!!!!!!!
Spike: I tried to send everyone one to hell once, but this babe stopped me. ::smiles:; in that sexy way that she does everything.
Buffy: Spike hush.
Cid: AHHH!!!! SHES CUTE!!!!
Tifa: x.x
::everyone hears this loud bang all the sudden and there to look where it came from, Sally Poe and Noin have "accidently" shot Relena, everyone stares::
Sally Poe and Noin: what? She was yelling for peace
Willow: ::heals Relena::
Heero: y the fuck did u do that bitch? ::was directed towards Willow, pulls out gun and points it at Willow:: omae o koursu
WuFei: injustice! Be nice ((don't ask))
Trize: x.x
Lolly Pop Kin: We represtent the lollipop kin the lollipop kin and in the name of the lollipop kin we wish to welceome you to munschin lan….
Heero: ::pulls out granade ((I know that's spelt wrong don't yell at me!)) and blows up the lollipop kin::
::everyone stares at him and Duo starts yelling for joy::
Heero: what? They were getting annoying…
Harmony: That is so sexy ::walks over to Heero:; Shoot me.
Heero: ::shoots Harmony:: ((sry couldn't resist))
Everyone else: x.x
Harmony: That was sexy! ::smiles and shows fangs::
Vincent: ::Blinks::
Cloud: ::they eventually fall to the ground:: oww anyway….
Tifa: Ding Dong! The witch is dead!
Witch of the West: No I'm not…
Cid: ahhh shit….
Aeris: holy crap……
Duo: Heero can fix that ::big grin::
Heero: ::throws convently appearing bucket of water on the witch:: wow… that worked well
Yuffie: YAY!!!!
Witch of the East: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tifa: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ::summons her water materia::
Withc of the East: IM MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!
Trize: no ur not…
::all of the Buffy characters but Buffy and Spike disappear::
Buffy: ….? Maybe we were sent here to stop the evil and a bunch of it's gone so now a bunch of them are gone
Spike: makes sense to me ::whispers something in her ear::
Buffy: Spike, not now.
:: everyone from gw dissapaer cept Heero, Duo, Quatre, WuFei, and of course the silent never talking something very wrong w/ him belongs in a straight jacket more then Heero…Trowa::
Quatre: um uh um uh um uh… what just happened?
Trowa: ::is silent::
Duo: isn't the road sopposed to be yellow? ::points to red brick road::
Heero: I donno
WuFei: injustice!
Spike: Yummy
Buffy: ::glares at Spike::
::all the final fantasy people dissapear except Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris::
Cloud: um….
Tifa: DRINKS ANYONE?!?!?! ::brings out 20 bottles of the best wine in the world::
Aeris: O.O!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Cloud:…….. ok….
Tifa: Who's gonna be Dorothey anyway?….
Buffy and Spike: ::blink and just start walking::
Buffy: Hey sun no burn
Spike: well this is just….neat
Aeris: LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT!!!! ::somehow remembered to bring Cloud's Silk dress in that Town, wig, the perfume, etc.::
Tifa: AGAIN?!?!?
Cloud: no
Aeris: ::hands him the stuff:: Go change now!!!!
Cloud: Which house?
Aeris: MUNCHIN HOUSE!!!
Spike: Hey Buffy do you skip ::smiles with that smile he gets when he's thinking about things like that::
Heero, Quatre, WuFei, Trowa, Duo: ::starts skipping down the yellow, now red brick road arm in arm, u can barly hear Quatre saying "but I wanted to wear the dress" and the others drag him along::
Cloud: ::comes out of the house in his wig and dress::
Tifa: ::jumps in the basket:: IM TOTO!!!
Aeris: NO IM TOTO!!!
Tifa: GO TO HELL IM TOTO
Aeris: FINE!!!!!
Cloud: ::runs down the road with tifa in his picknet basket:: WE ARE GONNA BE LATE!!!
Aeris: WAIT UP!!!!!!!
::everyone catches up w/ everyone else, links arms, and starts to sing:: were off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz…
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this.
Spike: lets stop and make camp it's getting dark.
Buffy:: good idea
Spike: Bloody right
:: they all stop for the night with c.a.t(convintly apeargin tents) ::
~~ In Buffy and Spike's tent ~~
Spike: ::smiles at Buffy:: Alone at last
Buffy: Nu uh
Spike: ::pout::
Buffy: oh don't make that face
Spike: Why not?
Buffy: because
Spike: ::smiles:: oh I see ::pouts::
Buffy: I'm going to sleep
Spike: But I might bite you
Buffy: You wanna sleep outside?
Spike: ::laughs:: no. I'm kidding love.
Buffy: good.
Spike and Buffy fall asleep in the same sleeping bag ( this was not made of 50 tv shows)
::spike wakes up::
Spike: ::wakes Buffy up:: lets go and leave these guys behind
Buffy:; ::nods::
::they both sneak out of camp and go on their way through the woods and on until the see a stranger in the middle of the path:
~In Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris, tent~
Tifa: But I wanna sleep by Cloud!
Aeris: I'm dating him so I should sleep next to him!
Tifa: NO ME!!
Aeris: NO ME!!!
Cloud: YOU GUYS!!!! I'LL SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE THEN!!!!
Tifa: Fine ok…. BUT I WANT YOUR SLEEPING BAG!!!
Aeris: NO I WANT IT!!!
Tifa: IN YOUR DREAMS ANCENT!!!!
Aeris: NO IN YOR DREAMS YOU WORTHLESS BISEXUAL BARTENDER!!!
Tifa: IM NOT BI!!!!!
Aeris: ARE TOOO!
Tifa: ARE NOT!!!!!!!
Cloud: SHUT UP!!!!!! CAN A MAN GET HIS SLEEP?!?!
Aeris and Tifa: NOOOOO!!!!!!
~In the Gundam Wing tent~
::everyones asleep cept Duo who is talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking to absoultly nothing and no one, all the sudden they hear a very loud "no in your dreams you worthless bisexual bartender" everyone wakes up"
everyone: x.x
Duo: ::gets up and walks over to FF7 tent:: umm… are u ppls okay?
All of the sudden the strange materia thief somehow lands on top of Duo's head::
Yuffie: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!??! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!?!?!
Duo: oww, could u get off now… ama
Cloud: ::opens the tent:: Sorry….the girls are fighting again ::you hear Aeris and Tifa now yelling about if the sky is pink or purple::
Yuffie: Stupid fags…
Duo: x.x well that's dumb, everyone knows the sky is purple… ::goes back to his tent and finally sleeps, everyone else had already gone to sleep:: ((it's like two in the morning))
Yuffie: ::shrugs and walks into the tent and quietly steals everyone's materia, money, food, etc. then quickly runs off::
::all the sudden WuFei wakes up:: INJUSTICE!!!!!! ::falls back asleep::
::all the sudden everyone in the ummm I think it's a camp, wakes up::
Duo: ::turns to Quatre:: what was that?
WuFei: injustice! ((sry had to do that) ::pulls out short sword::
Quatre: ::takes out a jaguar knife::
Heero: ::looks through a stack of about 50 (I'm undereggagerating its more like 100, its a really big backpack ^.^) diff. Weapons in his backpack till he finds a nice little hand gun::
Everyone else in the tent: -.-'''''
Duo: I want a gun, can I have a gun? Please?
Heero: ::throws Duo a gun but forgot that the safty wasn't on::
::big bang happens and there's a hole in the tent::
Heero: ::looks as if he did nothing and starts to whistle:: hum de dum de dum…
Everyone else: ……………………………………………………………………………..
Meanwhile why Buffy and Spike
Buffy: who are you?
Man: Why the hell is everything so bright?
Spike: What the bloody hell? It's 2 o' clock in the bloody morning! And I know bright! I'm a bloody vampire!
Buffy: Spike calm
Spike: I don't like this guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Sephiroth: You want me to destroy Earth again? I will! ::sighs:: ::pulls out his long 5 feet long sword::
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: oh please ::round house kicks the sword over 50ft::
Spike: ::smiles:: She's a slayer
Sephiroth: ::summons Fallen Angel::
Spike: Oh bloody hell! ::dodage and throws buffy out of the way::
Buffy: ::stands up:: Who are you? ::walks over to him and grabs him by the top of his shirt and slams him into a nerby tree::
Sephiroth: ::disappears and reaperars behind her:: My name is not for you to know…Have you seen a man named Cloud anywhere?
Spike: Cloud? Never heard of him
Sephiroth: spikey blonde hair….?
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: Hmm even if I had seen him I wouldn't tell a monster like you about him ::with lighting speed she punches him in the face hard with her fist:: ::smiles::
Spike: Buffy don't get into to much trouble ::Sits down to watch them with a smile::
Sephiroth: ::Holds Buffy's fist:: don't try anything….. ::eyes flash red::
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: ::slams her fist up setting it free:: don't try what now? ::pulls out a stake::
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: I hate making deals but…I'll help you go wherever your going if you help me find Cloud.
Spike: Hmm I donno what if we find this Cloud and decide we don't want you to hurt him.
Buffy: If he's human you aren't touching him
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: :smiles his usall evil smile:: Don't worry…I wont.
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: All you just said was that you wouldn't touch him you might hurt him with other magic. I'm not stupid. I've been doing this stuff for a long time now. Ever seen the master of all vampires around lately? I hope not because I killed him. I could probably kill you too.
Spike: The chic isn't foolin
Sephiroth: I'm not a vampire…anyway…shall we go or not?
Spike: Bloody
Buffy: exscuse me?
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: On the… ::looks down at the road:: red brick road…. ::wondering why its not yellow but likes red better::
Spike: ::licks a bit of the road and in that spot it's yellow: Yummy
Buffy: Spike!
Spike: Yes slayer?
Buffy: Ugh chip brain
Spike: hush
Buffy: ::smiles at him::
Spike: Bloody
Sephiroth: ::sighs and thinks "They know absolutely nothing…."::
Spike: You got a thing for my slayer? ::looks at Sephy::
Sephiroth: No….. I never loved anyone nor will I ever…can we go already?!
Spike: What don't you like about my slayer? She's great! What couldn't you like?
Buffy: Spike…. ::walks over to him and sits down::
Spike: Bloody
~6:30 am~
Tifa: ::Still fighting:: I'M STILL BEING TOTO!!!!
Aeris: NO ME!!!!
Cloud: -.-'''''
Yuffie: Let me handle this… IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP I'M GONNA BE TOTO!!! ::batters eyes lashes at Cloud::
Cloud: Go to hell Yuffie…
Yuffie: SEE!!!!!!! HE WANTS ME TO BE TOTO!!! ::jumps into the basket::
Tifa and Aeris: ………………………………………
Cloud: Fine…But just for today
Tifa:…………..
Aeris: I WANNA BE DOROTHEY!!!
Tifa: NO ME!!!
Aeris: BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE OTHER THEN CLOUD WHO IS WERING A DRESS!!!!
Tifa: BUT YOUR HAIR IS UGLY YOU CANT BE HER!!!
Aeris: LIKE YOU CAN TALK!!!!
The real Dorothey comes… I'll be dorothey!
Tifa: NO!!!! CLOUD IS MINE NOT YOURS!!! ::knocks her dead:: oops….Cloud did I Just use Final Heaven on her?
Cloud: ::sighs:: yes tifa…..
Tifa: COOL!!!! I KILLED THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!!!
Cloud: …..no that was Dorothty…..
Aeris: No more Wizard of oz movies
Yuffie: GOOD!!!! I HATE THAT MOVIE!!!
Tifa: but…..but…. ::Cries:: THAT MOVIE WAS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
Cloud: I thought you said it was interview with the vampire….
Aeris: YOU HAVE A THING FOR VINCENT?!?!?!?!?
Tifa: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT A MOVIE HERE!!!!
Yuffie: Don't lie…I've seen Vincent and you too together….
Tifa: ::Throws up:: don't remind me…. Anyway….. LETS GO!!!! IM DOROTHREY!!!!
End Of Part 1……….