The Wizard of Oz (OUR VERSION!!!!!) Part 2:
~~ In the wood with Buffy, Spike, and Sethy:~~
::Buffy and Spike are making out::
Buffy: mmm William
Sephiroth: lovers…. ::Sighs:: you two annoy me… ::disappears and teleports somewhere::
Buffy: ::Shrugs::
Sephiroth: ::appears behind them:: we need to get going…if not I'm going to get angry… ::has his sword again::
Buffy: ok fine ::Stands up::
Spike: ::stands up::
They all go along the "red brick" road…..Meanwhile….
::all GW characters get up out of the tent and go over to the 2nd tent which is Buffy and Spikes and sees that there not there…::
all GW characters: ……………………………………………………………. ((I like dots, can u tell? Hehe))
:: GW characters move on to FF7 tent where they hear a lot of arguing::
Duo: wow, how did I know if we came over here we would hear arguing…
Trowa: ::shrugs:: I donno
Duo: ::looks at him like the idiot he is::
Heero: ::opens up the tent door and looks in for Yuffie, Aeris, Cloud, and Tifa sees them arguing over who gets to be Toto among other stuff::
Duo: surprise surprise
Yuffie: ::drinking some sake::
Tifa: GIVE ME SOME!!!!!
Duo: I can fix this ::grabs the Sake and drinks it all down in 1 giant gulp:: OWW! HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! ::runs around yelling his mouth on fire::
WuFei: ::hands Duo hot tea::
Duo: ::dosnt know its hot tea and drinks it:: OWW!!!!!!!!! ::attacks WuFei:: y the fuck did u do that? ::countinusly punches WuFei while screaming that his mouth is on fire::
Yuffie: ::sighs:: Ahoka! Sodai gomi! …..DUO!!!! Och kunde koi!!! (TRANSLATION: Shame! Public humiliation! Duo! Go get us some tea!!)
Heero: baka ::hands Duo a glass of milk::
Duo: ::takes a brake from beating the shit out of WuFei long enough to drink the milk, looks like he would kiss Heero::
Heero: ::backs away slowly and hides behind Trowa::
Trowa: ::makes a noise a weird noise that I cant spell and I aint even gonna try::
Duo: ::faints::
::they all hear a noise again::
Quatre: come on lets go find out what that is
Cloud: Do I HAVE to be Dorothey again?
Aeris: NO MEEEEEE!!!!!
Tifa: BE DOROTHEY CLOUD!
Cloud: ::Sighs:: fine…
Tifa: YEY!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE OF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!
Aeris: ::Joins hands with every and skips down the "once yellow brick road but now red road"::
Meanwhile…….
Buffy: Do we know where were going?
Spike: I donno. ::looks at Sephiroth::
Buffy: ::snuggles up to Spike::
Spike: if your cold I don't think I'll help much
Sephiroth: Follow…this road I'm guessing…..
Spike: Hey I'm not complaining
Sephiroth: I'm sure…
Meanwhile…..
Music plays and you can hear Yuffie "Toto" singing waaaaaaay out of tune
Heero: omae o korusu Yuffie
((Duo woke up by this time and is also skipping along w/ them))
Yuffie: ::pulls out summon materia:: Osoroshuu kanae nimo osiware masu…. (TRANSLATION: I have many evil thoughts) ^.~
WuFei: injustice!!!
Trowa: play nice ppls
Heero: ::while muttering something not very nice under his breath, puts gun away::
Tifa: ::blinks:: ok….. hey cloud….
Cloud: back off
Tifa: ^.^ You're so cute when your angry!
Cloud: ::pulls out his sword and points it to her throught: not now am I?
Tifa: um…..yes….but…… O.O'''''' ah!
Yuffie: ::laughs then looks out of the basket:: ARF! There's something blocking the path!!!
They all see the Tin Man blocking the path….
Tin Man: mmmmmmmmcammmmmm….
Tifa: Summon materia?
Cloud: OIL CAN!!!! YOU STUPID BARTENDER!!!!!
Heero and Duo: ::shoots the tin man and big dent appears in tin man as he goes flying back about 10ft. but nothing else happens::
Heero: ::continues shooting the tin man anyways::
Duo: umm… y aint my gun working right?
Quatre: ::trys to shoot the tin man also:: stupid peace of shit
WuFei: injustice!
Aeris: Oh! I know! ::tries to summon water 3:: um….why isn't this working?
Tifa: Hey…Isn't our materia supposed to be attached with our weapons?…..WHERE IS IT?!?!?
Yuffie: humdehumdehum…. ::hides deep in the basket and tries not to laugh:: ::Cast fire 3 on Tifa::
Tifa: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!! ::runs around in circles::
Cloud: YUFFIE!!!!!
Yuffie: Arf?
Cloud: GIVE THE MATERIA BACK!!!!!
Yuffie: ARF?!?!?! YOUR ACCUSING ME??!?!
Aeris: Hell ya…
Yuffie: arf….fine!!!! ::gives everyone their materia::
Tifa: ::her hair is all burned off now and still running in circles::
Duo: ::is laughing really really hard::
WuFei: INJUSTICE! ::runs to the tin man and stabs him w/ a sword::
::tin man goes bye bye::
Trowa: well that sloves that ::goes by to his quite idiotic self::
Heero: ::takes WuFei's sword:: thank u
WuFei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: ::summons bolt 3 on wufei:: AHHH SHUT UP!!!!!!
Tifa: ::casts cure 3 and the the fire is gone and her hair is back to normal:: OK! LETS GO!!
Yuffie: ARF ARF!!!! ^.^
Everyone: lets leave Yuffie behind
WuFei: no problem, ::picks up Yuffie and throws her far far far far far far far far far far way away into some far far far far far far far far far away woods ::looks at Aeris:: u next…
Trowa: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
WuFei: hey! That's my line! That's injustice to take my line!!!
Trowa: sry I forgot…
Heero, Duo, and Quatre: -.-'''''''''
Tifa: YEY!!! NOW I'M TOTO!!!
Aeris: NO I AM!!!!!
Cloud: Let's switch….
Tifa and Aeris: Huh?
Cloud: Aeris, you be Dorothey and I'll be Toto…
Everyone except Cloud: O.O''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Fine with me!
Tifa: What can I be then?
Cloud: um…..
Yuffie: ::comes back:: I WANNA BE TOTO!!!!!!
Cloud: IM TOTO!!!
Aeris: Yuffie can be the ugly duckling….
Tifa: WRONG STORY!!!!!!
Duo: but I wanted to be the ugly duckling
::everyone looks at him::………….
Tifa: Then you can be the ugly duckling and Yuffie can be your wife! ::smiles evily::
Yuffie: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!
WuFei: ::cries:: eveyones taking my line INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!! ::forgets he dosnt have a sword no more and tries to stab Yuffie:: x.x o yea…
Duo: I don't wanna be the ugly duckling no more…..
Quatre: lets just get going
They all went along the "red brick road" joining hands….well you know the rotine now….anyway… (they skipped the scarecrow except the buffy peoples but now they are farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr behind) so now they run into a huge lion…..
Tifa: ITS RED XIII!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: THAT'S THE LION NOT RED XIII!!!!!
Aeris: Oh! How cute! (she says this while her boots are getting ripped to shreads by the lion)
Heero: ::shots the lion in the head:: ups my finger slipped…
Duo: yayness!!!
Yuffie: ARF!!!
Tifa: YOUR NOT TOTO ANYMORE!!!!
Aeris: CLOUD IS TOTO!!!
Yuffie: ::kicks Cloud out of the basket and gets in::
Cloud: THEN I'M DOROTHEY!!!
Aeris: FINE!!!!!! ::Sighs::
Trowa: ::anyways…
Quatre: ::starts to sing:: let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… ::shots a whole bunch of birds::
Duo: I don't wanna grow up b/c if I did I wouldn't be a Toys R Us kid…
Trowa: let the bodies hit I don't wanna one nothing wrong w/ up Toys R Us….
Everyone: o.o''''''''''''
Trowa: o, sry… ::stops singing
Yuffie: ::stole Cloud's sword and killing the bunnie rabbits:: Harawata no kobore guai ni hin ga atta! (TRANSLATION: How gracefully their guts fell to the floor!)
Heero: INJUSTICDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WuFei: Anata No Gosenzo Sama Ni Kao O Awase Rare Masuka!!!!!!!! (TRANSLATION: Get ready to meet your shamed ancestors!!!!!!!!)
Heero: ::gets smart and shuts up::
Yuffie: CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Tifa, Cloud, and Aeris: SHUT UP!!!!!!
They all go along they way….etc……etc……anyway they are now in a field of poppies…but now….almost everyone is falling asleep
Quatre: what th… ::falls asleep::
Duo: ………. Zzzzzzz ……… zzzzzzzzz ………..
Trowa: god damn he snores loud ::points at Duo::
Cloud: yeah really….
Aeris: Like my exboyfriend….
Tifa: $2 whore….
Aeris and Tifa fall fast asleep but they are arguing in their sleep…. (don't ask)
WuFei: INJUS… ::is asleep and dreaming about killing Relena::
Yuffie: ::blinks:: nani?
Trowa: y is everyone falling asleep?
Heero: I donno ::shoots a pistol at nothing::
Trowa: x.x y did u do that?
Heero: I got bored…
Cloud: right… Yuffie go to sleep
Yuffie: Why?
Cloud: Because that's the only time your not annoying.
Trowa: ::trying not to laugh::
Heero: ……
(you see Cloud and Yuffie having a "celberirity death match")
Heero: ::laughs::
Trowa: ::is laughing so hard, looks at Heero:: that's the first time I'v ever seen u laugh…
Heero: ::stops::
Yuffie: ::knocks Cloud unconscious:: ok lets leave the others behind! ::Steals everyones materia::
Heero: sure
Trowa: w/e
Heero, Trowa, and Yuffie now reach the Emerald city and you can see the good witch of the north wake up the others and hear Cloud cussing in the background…and trying to catch up with the other 3…
Cloud: DAMN THAT'S THE 4th TIME THIS YEAR!!!
Tifa: SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR DITCHING ME!
Aeris: HE NEVER EVEN WENT OUT WITH YOU!!
WuFei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: STUPID BITCH!
Quatre: Duo, y are u yelling?
Duo: I don't know I felt left out…
Tifa: INJUSTICE FOR SCREAMING INJUSTICE!!! ::kisses Wufei::
Cloud and Aeris: o.o!!!
Duo and Quatre: o.o!!!!!!!
WuFei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::shoves Tifa away:: get away woman! Ewwwwwwww! Weakling…
Tifa: WEAK?!?! ::punches Wufei thus making him fall::
Duo and Quatre: ::are laughing uncontroably::
Duo: ahaha… look at… ahaha
WuFei: kisama oww… ::doubles over in pain::
Duo: ::stops laughing and punches WuFei:: don't call me a bastard!
WuFei: damn American! Oww… ::doubles over in pain again::
Aeris: So its ok if I kissed you Cloud?
Cloud: Go to hell Aeris…
Aeris: But I'm your girlfriend…
Cloud: Then I'm dumping you.
Aeris: WHAT?!?! ::punches Cloud thus making him fall:: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SAYING IM NOT FIT ENOUGH FOR SOLDIER!!!!
Duo: ::punches Cloud and Quatre::
Quatre: what was that for?!
Duo: I felt left out again… anyone want a pb&j?
Cloud: ow you basterd!!!
Tifa: oh shut up…
WuFei: I want a pb&j….
Duo: yeah me to… Tifa… where do we get a pb&j around here?
Tifa: ^.^ my pleasure! ::does a pb&j (Punch, an Backflip, and a Jumpkick) on Wufei:: There's you pb&j
WuFei: y am I the one whos getting beat up?
Duo: o.o'''' I meant a penut butter and jelly sandwhich…
Aeris: How the hell should we know? ::keeps kicking Cloud where it hurts:: Lets leave now…
WuFei: yeah good idea…
Quatre: hum de dum de dum
Duo: what are u doing?
Quatre: I'm not sure…
They all eventually catch up with Trowa, Heero, and Yuffie
Cloud: Ok where is this materia?
Yuffie: ::smiles innocently:: materia? What materia?
Heero: yeah we don't know about no materia…
Trowa: ::big grin::
Duo: that's about the scarist sight I'v seen all month…
Trowa: ::stops grinning and scowls at Duo::
Duo: that's a much better look for u…
Tifa: Yeah hand it over!!!
Yuffie: ::Smiles evily:: ok! ::summons Knights of the round on Tifa, Aeris, and Cloud:: ^.^ Hey I like this stuff!
Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris: x.x ::fall over unconscious::
Yuffie: YAY!!!!
Heero: YAY!!! …wait… what am I doing…omae o korosu…
Duo: ::backs away slowly w/ a big grin on his face:: u don't want to do that Heero…
Heero: yes I do
Duo: no u don't
Heero: yes I do! How do u know what I want to do and what I don't want to do?
Duo: uh… I'm physic…
Heero: o…
Quatre, Trowa, and WuFei: …
Yuffie: ::looks around: AHHHHHH!!!! EVERYTHING IS GREEN!!! x.x I thought only my shirt was green…. .
Duo: no duh. That's y they call it emerald city…
Trowa: how do u know that its called emerald city?
Duo: I told u I'm physic
Heero: no ur not
Duo: yes I am
Heero: nah-uh
Duo: yeah- huh now shut up
Heero: damn American
Duo: ::sticks tounge out at Heero::
Quatre: be nice ppls…
Yuffie: Don't get too close Duo! ^.~
WuFei: ::is laughing::
Duo: huh? Omg! What the hell! Sick!
Heero: I don't get it…
Quatre: ahh…
Trowa: ::is also laughing.. sorta::
Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris: huh? ::they all woke up:: damn everything is green
Yuffie: WE KNOW THAT!!!!! x.x Lets go to the wizard now…
Quatre: theres a wizard?
Duo: my gosh haven't u ever seen this movie? Its my favorite… theres a wizard and u go to him and u wear red high heel shoes and u click the heels together and say I want to go home I want to go home I want to go home and then u go home…
Quatre: o…
Heero: u need a life
Duo: look whos talking mr. I love to blow shit up b/c I'm really screwed in the head
Heero: omae o korosu
Duo: ::shuts up::
Tifa: DAMN IT, ITS I WISH I WAS HOME!!!
Aeris: no you $0.50 whore… its There's no place like home…
Cloud: No its…..Im a Toys R Us kid!!!!
Yuffie: stupid fags…. .
GW: o.o''
WuFei: as much as I hate to say this Aeris is right…for… n/m
Tifa: NO IM RIGHT!!!!
Yuffie: just shut up… Eweweweweewew!!!! COOLNESS!!! Whats this? ::picks up a bomb and throws it to Cloud::
Cloud: ::turns all black when it explodes and his spikey-ass hair is on fire:: owwwwww
Tifa: Serves you right you $0.01 whore….
Duo: o right I've played this game before… Clouds a cross-dresser
Everyone else from GW: x.x
Yuffie: ^.^ anyway… ::happy that cloud was blown up:: ::opens the wizards door:: COME ON!!!!!
Aeris: where? I cant hear you…im drowning in my conceitedness!
Cloud: ….right…whatever…. ::Still in his little Dorothey outfit::
everyone starts to follow Yuffie cept for Duo
Duo: wait we got to put these on… ::holds up lots of pairs of red shiny high heel shoes::
Heero: u'v got to be kidding….
Trowa: no way in hell
WuFei: INJUSTICE!
Quatre: okay ::grabs a pair of red shiny high heel shoes and puts them on::
Duo: ::puts on a pair of ^shoes:: oww how can u ppls stand to wear these, they hurt my feet…
Aeris: ::puts a pair on:: easy…
Tifa: ::ditto:: really
Cloud: (does this surprise you?) ::ditto:: This is easy and normal…
Yuffie: ::Ditto:: ::Falls over:: damn im so use to sneakers…
Ppl from GW: o.o''
WuFei: fine… ::reluctly puts on a pair of ^shoes::
Trowa: ::does the same::
Heero: no! ::shoots at the shoes::
Duo: that's okay I bought extra pairs ^_^
Heero: damn u! ::puts on up ^ shoes:: omae o koursu Maxwell!
Duo: okay but later
they all have shoes on and follow Yuffie to the wizard
Yuffie: ::keeps falling over:: oww….why cant I wear my old shoes?
Everyone else: ::keeps falling over:: oww…. Why cant I wear my old shoes?
Yuffie: Damn stop copying me!!!
Tifa: Damn stop copying me!!!
Cloud: …..
all arguing seaces as they reach the wizard
Duo: hey! I'v always wanted to meet u! I'm ur #1 fan!
Wizard: … what can I do for u ppls?
Heero: we want to go home.. we already know what to do
Wizard: okay
Everyone: ::click:: theres no place like home ::click:: theres no place like home ::click::
Duo: I wish I was in Kansas
Yuffie: Damn…I forgot my line…um…Ill make on up then….I wish I ruled all the materia in the universe!
they all end up in Kansas
WuFei: INJUSTICE! DAMN U MAXWELL!
everyone cept Yuffie and Duo: OMAE O KOURSU MAXWELL Y KISARAGI!
Duo and Yuffie: ROAD TRIP!! ^_^ ^.^
Yuffie: ::looks into her pockets:: ^.^ ::smiles evily finding out that she has all the materia in the world and sets everyone's hair on fire except for duo and her:: ROAD TRIP EVERYONE!!!!!!
THE END!
~~ In the wood with Buffy, Spike, and Sethy:~~
::Buffy and Spike are making out::
Buffy: mmm William
Sephiroth: lovers…. ::Sighs:: you two annoy me… ::disappears and teleports somewhere::
Buffy: ::Shrugs::
Sephiroth: ::appears behind them:: we need to get going…if not I'm going to get angry… ::has his sword again::
Buffy: ok fine ::Stands up::
Spike: ::stands up::
They all go along the "red brick" road…..Meanwhile….
::all GW characters get up out of the tent and go over to the 2nd tent which is Buffy and Spikes and sees that there not there…::
all GW characters: ……………………………………………………………. ((I like dots, can u tell? Hehe))
:: GW characters move on to FF7 tent where they hear a lot of arguing::
Duo: wow, how did I know if we came over here we would hear arguing…
Trowa: ::shrugs:: I donno
Duo: ::looks at him like the idiot he is::
Heero: ::opens up the tent door and looks in for Yuffie, Aeris, Cloud, and Tifa sees them arguing over who gets to be Toto among other stuff::
Duo: surprise surprise
Yuffie: ::drinking some sake::
Tifa: GIVE ME SOME!!!!!
Duo: I can fix this ::grabs the Sake and drinks it all down in 1 giant gulp:: OWW! HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! ::runs around yelling his mouth on fire::
WuFei: ::hands Duo hot tea::
Duo: ::dosnt know its hot tea and drinks it:: OWW!!!!!!!!! ::attacks WuFei:: y the fuck did u do that? ::countinusly punches WuFei while screaming that his mouth is on fire::
Yuffie: ::sighs:: Ahoka! Sodai gomi! …..DUO!!!! Och kunde koi!!! (TRANSLATION: Shame! Public humiliation! Duo! Go get us some tea!!)
Heero: baka ::hands Duo a glass of milk::
Duo: ::takes a brake from beating the shit out of WuFei long enough to drink the milk, looks like he would kiss Heero::
Heero: ::backs away slowly and hides behind Trowa::
Trowa: ::makes a noise a weird noise that I cant spell and I aint even gonna try::
Duo: ::faints::
::they all hear a noise again::
Quatre: come on lets go find out what that is
Cloud: Do I HAVE to be Dorothey again?
Aeris: NO MEEEEEE!!!!!
Tifa: BE DOROTHEY CLOUD!
Cloud: ::Sighs:: fine…
Tifa: YEY!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE OF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!
Aeris: ::Joins hands with every and skips down the "once yellow brick road but now red road"::
Meanwhile…….
Buffy: Do we know where were going?
Spike: I donno. ::looks at Sephiroth::
Buffy: ::snuggles up to Spike::
Spike: if your cold I don't think I'll help much
Sephiroth: Follow…this road I'm guessing…..
Spike: Hey I'm not complaining
Sephiroth: I'm sure…
Meanwhile…..
Music plays and you can hear Yuffie "Toto" singing waaaaaaay out of tune
Heero: omae o korusu Yuffie
((Duo woke up by this time and is also skipping along w/ them))
Yuffie: ::pulls out summon materia:: Osoroshuu kanae nimo osiware masu…. (TRANSLATION: I have many evil thoughts) ^.~
WuFei: injustice!!!
Trowa: play nice ppls
Heero: ::while muttering something not very nice under his breath, puts gun away::
Tifa: ::blinks:: ok….. hey cloud….
Cloud: back off
Tifa: ^.^ You're so cute when your angry!
Cloud: ::pulls out his sword and points it to her throught: not now am I?
Tifa: um…..yes….but…… O.O'''''' ah!
Yuffie: ::laughs then looks out of the basket:: ARF! There's something blocking the path!!!
They all see the Tin Man blocking the path….
Tin Man: mmmmmmmmcammmmmm….
Tifa: Summon materia?
Cloud: OIL CAN!!!! YOU STUPID BARTENDER!!!!!
Heero and Duo: ::shoots the tin man and big dent appears in tin man as he goes flying back about 10ft. but nothing else happens::
Heero: ::continues shooting the tin man anyways::
Duo: umm… y aint my gun working right?
Quatre: ::trys to shoot the tin man also:: stupid peace of shit
WuFei: injustice!
Aeris: Oh! I know! ::tries to summon water 3:: um….why isn't this working?
Tifa: Hey…Isn't our materia supposed to be attached with our weapons?…..WHERE IS IT?!?!?
Yuffie: humdehumdehum…. ::hides deep in the basket and tries not to laugh:: ::Cast fire 3 on Tifa::
Tifa: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!! ::runs around in circles::
Cloud: YUFFIE!!!!!
Yuffie: Arf?
Cloud: GIVE THE MATERIA BACK!!!!!
Yuffie: ARF?!?!?! YOUR ACCUSING ME??!?!
Aeris: Hell ya…
Yuffie: arf….fine!!!! ::gives everyone their materia::
Tifa: ::her hair is all burned off now and still running in circles::
Duo: ::is laughing really really hard::
WuFei: INJUSTICE! ::runs to the tin man and stabs him w/ a sword::
::tin man goes bye bye::
Trowa: well that sloves that ::goes by to his quite idiotic self::
Heero: ::takes WuFei's sword:: thank u
WuFei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: ::summons bolt 3 on wufei:: AHHH SHUT UP!!!!!!
Tifa: ::casts cure 3 and the the fire is gone and her hair is back to normal:: OK! LETS GO!!
Yuffie: ARF ARF!!!! ^.^
Everyone: lets leave Yuffie behind
WuFei: no problem, ::picks up Yuffie and throws her far far far far far far far far far far way away into some far far far far far far far far far away woods ::looks at Aeris:: u next…
Trowa: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
WuFei: hey! That's my line! That's injustice to take my line!!!
Trowa: sry I forgot…
Heero, Duo, and Quatre: -.-'''''''''
Tifa: YEY!!! NOW I'M TOTO!!!
Aeris: NO I AM!!!!!
Cloud: Let's switch….
Tifa and Aeris: Huh?
Cloud: Aeris, you be Dorothey and I'll be Toto…
Everyone except Cloud: O.O''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Fine with me!
Tifa: What can I be then?
Cloud: um…..
Yuffie: ::comes back:: I WANNA BE TOTO!!!!!!
Cloud: IM TOTO!!!
Aeris: Yuffie can be the ugly duckling….
Tifa: WRONG STORY!!!!!!
Duo: but I wanted to be the ugly duckling
::everyone looks at him::………….
Tifa: Then you can be the ugly duckling and Yuffie can be your wife! ::smiles evily::
Yuffie: INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!
WuFei: ::cries:: eveyones taking my line INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!! ::forgets he dosnt have a sword no more and tries to stab Yuffie:: x.x o yea…
Duo: I don't wanna be the ugly duckling no more…..
Quatre: lets just get going
They all went along the "red brick road" joining hands….well you know the rotine now….anyway… (they skipped the scarecrow except the buffy peoples but now they are farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr behind) so now they run into a huge lion…..
Tifa: ITS RED XIII!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: THAT'S THE LION NOT RED XIII!!!!!
Aeris: Oh! How cute! (she says this while her boots are getting ripped to shreads by the lion)
Heero: ::shots the lion in the head:: ups my finger slipped…
Duo: yayness!!!
Yuffie: ARF!!!
Tifa: YOUR NOT TOTO ANYMORE!!!!
Aeris: CLOUD IS TOTO!!!
Yuffie: ::kicks Cloud out of the basket and gets in::
Cloud: THEN I'M DOROTHEY!!!
Aeris: FINE!!!!!! ::Sighs::
Trowa: ::anyways…
Quatre: ::starts to sing:: let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… ::shots a whole bunch of birds::
Duo: I don't wanna grow up b/c if I did I wouldn't be a Toys R Us kid…
Trowa: let the bodies hit I don't wanna one nothing wrong w/ up Toys R Us….
Everyone: o.o''''''''''''
Trowa: o, sry… ::stops singing
Yuffie: ::stole Cloud's sword and killing the bunnie rabbits:: Harawata no kobore guai ni hin ga atta! (TRANSLATION: How gracefully their guts fell to the floor!)
Heero: INJUSTICDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WuFei: Anata No Gosenzo Sama Ni Kao O Awase Rare Masuka!!!!!!!! (TRANSLATION: Get ready to meet your shamed ancestors!!!!!!!!)
Heero: ::gets smart and shuts up::
Yuffie: CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Tifa, Cloud, and Aeris: SHUT UP!!!!!!
They all go along they way….etc……etc……anyway they are now in a field of poppies…but now….almost everyone is falling asleep
Quatre: what th… ::falls asleep::
Duo: ………. Zzzzzzz ……… zzzzzzzzz ………..
Trowa: god damn he snores loud ::points at Duo::
Cloud: yeah really….
Aeris: Like my exboyfriend….
Tifa: $2 whore….
Aeris and Tifa fall fast asleep but they are arguing in their sleep…. (don't ask)
WuFei: INJUS… ::is asleep and dreaming about killing Relena::
Yuffie: ::blinks:: nani?
Trowa: y is everyone falling asleep?
Heero: I donno ::shoots a pistol at nothing::
Trowa: x.x y did u do that?
Heero: I got bored…
Cloud: right… Yuffie go to sleep
Yuffie: Why?
Cloud: Because that's the only time your not annoying.
Trowa: ::trying not to laugh::
Heero: ……
(you see Cloud and Yuffie having a "celberirity death match")
Heero: ::laughs::
Trowa: ::is laughing so hard, looks at Heero:: that's the first time I'v ever seen u laugh…
Heero: ::stops::
Yuffie: ::knocks Cloud unconscious:: ok lets leave the others behind! ::Steals everyones materia::
Heero: sure
Trowa: w/e
Heero, Trowa, and Yuffie now reach the Emerald city and you can see the good witch of the north wake up the others and hear Cloud cussing in the background…and trying to catch up with the other 3…
Cloud: DAMN THAT'S THE 4th TIME THIS YEAR!!!
Tifa: SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR DITCHING ME!
Aeris: HE NEVER EVEN WENT OUT WITH YOU!!
WuFei: INJUSTICE!
Duo: STUPID BITCH!
Quatre: Duo, y are u yelling?
Duo: I don't know I felt left out…
Tifa: INJUSTICE FOR SCREAMING INJUSTICE!!! ::kisses Wufei::
Cloud and Aeris: o.o!!!
Duo and Quatre: o.o!!!!!!!
WuFei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::shoves Tifa away:: get away woman! Ewwwwwwww! Weakling…
Tifa: WEAK?!?! ::punches Wufei thus making him fall::
Duo and Quatre: ::are laughing uncontroably::
Duo: ahaha… look at… ahaha
WuFei: kisama oww… ::doubles over in pain::
Duo: ::stops laughing and punches WuFei:: don't call me a bastard!
WuFei: damn American! Oww… ::doubles over in pain again::
Aeris: So its ok if I kissed you Cloud?
Cloud: Go to hell Aeris…
Aeris: But I'm your girlfriend…
Cloud: Then I'm dumping you.
Aeris: WHAT?!?! ::punches Cloud thus making him fall:: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SAYING IM NOT FIT ENOUGH FOR SOLDIER!!!!
Duo: ::punches Cloud and Quatre::
Quatre: what was that for?!
Duo: I felt left out again… anyone want a pb&j?
Cloud: ow you basterd!!!
Tifa: oh shut up…
WuFei: I want a pb&j….
Duo: yeah me to… Tifa… where do we get a pb&j around here?
Tifa: ^.^ my pleasure! ::does a pb&j (Punch, an Backflip, and a Jumpkick) on Wufei:: There's you pb&j
WuFei: y am I the one whos getting beat up?
Duo: o.o'''' I meant a penut butter and jelly sandwhich…
Aeris: How the hell should we know? ::keeps kicking Cloud where it hurts:: Lets leave now…
WuFei: yeah good idea…
Quatre: hum de dum de dum
Duo: what are u doing?
Quatre: I'm not sure…
They all eventually catch up with Trowa, Heero, and Yuffie
Cloud: Ok where is this materia?
Yuffie: ::smiles innocently:: materia? What materia?
Heero: yeah we don't know about no materia…
Trowa: ::big grin::
Duo: that's about the scarist sight I'v seen all month…
Trowa: ::stops grinning and scowls at Duo::
Duo: that's a much better look for u…
Tifa: Yeah hand it over!!!
Yuffie: ::Smiles evily:: ok! ::summons Knights of the round on Tifa, Aeris, and Cloud:: ^.^ Hey I like this stuff!
Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris: x.x ::fall over unconscious::
Yuffie: YAY!!!!
Heero: YAY!!! …wait… what am I doing…omae o korosu…
Duo: ::backs away slowly w/ a big grin on his face:: u don't want to do that Heero…
Heero: yes I do
Duo: no u don't
Heero: yes I do! How do u know what I want to do and what I don't want to do?
Duo: uh… I'm physic…
Heero: o…
Quatre, Trowa, and WuFei: …
Yuffie: ::looks around: AHHHHHH!!!! EVERYTHING IS GREEN!!! x.x I thought only my shirt was green…. .
Duo: no duh. That's y they call it emerald city…
Trowa: how do u know that its called emerald city?
Duo: I told u I'm physic
Heero: no ur not
Duo: yes I am
Heero: nah-uh
Duo: yeah- huh now shut up
Heero: damn American
Duo: ::sticks tounge out at Heero::
Quatre: be nice ppls…
Yuffie: Don't get too close Duo! ^.~
WuFei: ::is laughing::
Duo: huh? Omg! What the hell! Sick!
Heero: I don't get it…
Quatre: ahh…
Trowa: ::is also laughing.. sorta::
Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris: huh? ::they all woke up:: damn everything is green
Yuffie: WE KNOW THAT!!!!! x.x Lets go to the wizard now…
Quatre: theres a wizard?
Duo: my gosh haven't u ever seen this movie? Its my favorite… theres a wizard and u go to him and u wear red high heel shoes and u click the heels together and say I want to go home I want to go home I want to go home and then u go home…
Quatre: o…
Heero: u need a life
Duo: look whos talking mr. I love to blow shit up b/c I'm really screwed in the head
Heero: omae o korosu
Duo: ::shuts up::
Tifa: DAMN IT, ITS I WISH I WAS HOME!!!
Aeris: no you $0.50 whore… its There's no place like home…
Cloud: No its…..Im a Toys R Us kid!!!!
Yuffie: stupid fags…. .
GW: o.o''
WuFei: as much as I hate to say this Aeris is right…for… n/m
Tifa: NO IM RIGHT!!!!
Yuffie: just shut up… Eweweweweewew!!!! COOLNESS!!! Whats this? ::picks up a bomb and throws it to Cloud::
Cloud: ::turns all black when it explodes and his spikey-ass hair is on fire:: owwwwww
Tifa: Serves you right you $0.01 whore….
Duo: o right I've played this game before… Clouds a cross-dresser
Everyone else from GW: x.x
Yuffie: ^.^ anyway… ::happy that cloud was blown up:: ::opens the wizards door:: COME ON!!!!!
Aeris: where? I cant hear you…im drowning in my conceitedness!
Cloud: ….right…whatever…. ::Still in his little Dorothey outfit::
everyone starts to follow Yuffie cept for Duo
Duo: wait we got to put these on… ::holds up lots of pairs of red shiny high heel shoes::
Heero: u'v got to be kidding….
Trowa: no way in hell
WuFei: INJUSTICE!
Quatre: okay ::grabs a pair of red shiny high heel shoes and puts them on::
Duo: ::puts on a pair of ^shoes:: oww how can u ppls stand to wear these, they hurt my feet…
Aeris: ::puts a pair on:: easy…
Tifa: ::ditto:: really
Cloud: (does this surprise you?) ::ditto:: This is easy and normal…
Yuffie: ::Ditto:: ::Falls over:: damn im so use to sneakers…
Ppl from GW: o.o''
WuFei: fine… ::reluctly puts on a pair of ^shoes::
Trowa: ::does the same::
Heero: no! ::shoots at the shoes::
Duo: that's okay I bought extra pairs ^_^
Heero: damn u! ::puts on up ^ shoes:: omae o koursu Maxwell!
Duo: okay but later
they all have shoes on and follow Yuffie to the wizard
Yuffie: ::keeps falling over:: oww….why cant I wear my old shoes?
Everyone else: ::keeps falling over:: oww…. Why cant I wear my old shoes?
Yuffie: Damn stop copying me!!!
Tifa: Damn stop copying me!!!
Cloud: …..
all arguing seaces as they reach the wizard
Duo: hey! I'v always wanted to meet u! I'm ur #1 fan!
Wizard: … what can I do for u ppls?
Heero: we want to go home.. we already know what to do
Wizard: okay
Everyone: ::click:: theres no place like home ::click:: theres no place like home ::click::
Duo: I wish I was in Kansas
Yuffie: Damn…I forgot my line…um…Ill make on up then….I wish I ruled all the materia in the universe!
they all end up in Kansas
WuFei: INJUSTICE! DAMN U MAXWELL!
everyone cept Yuffie and Duo: OMAE O KOURSU MAXWELL Y KISARAGI!
Duo and Yuffie: ROAD TRIP!! ^_^ ^.^
Yuffie: ::looks into her pockets:: ^.^ ::smiles evily finding out that she has all the materia in the world and sets everyone's hair on fire except for duo and her:: ROAD TRIP EVERYONE!!!!!!
THE END!