Warning I do not own the WWF superstars or the WWF. These are not real story lines. The Animal, Rage, Boarder, Metal Gear Solid, and Ricochet are made up characters that were created by my friends and I.
Titles
WWF: Metal Gear Solid
Intercontinental: Kurt Angle
Women's: Lita
Hardcore: Christian
Tag Team: Crash and Hardcore Holly
Light Heavy Weight: Crash Holly
European: Big Bossman
Commissioner: Triple H
King of the Ring Contenders: Bradshaw and Debra
Smackdown
June
Week 2
Announcer: Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by Edge, he is the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Christian.
(Christian enters the ring and grabs a microphone.)
Christian: Before I start, I would actually like to congratulate Metal Gear Solid for his efforts in winning the World Wrestling Federation Championship last Monday night. Even though we had The APA attack you, even though we tried to attack you, and even though Triple H tried to attack you, you still won. But you aren't even going to have a chance to celebrate. Why, you ask? Because Triple H has assigned me to get the job done myself. Tonight we will compete in a double title match and I will kick your ass. At the end of tonight I will hold...
(Metal Gear Solid's music begins.)
Metal Gear Solid: Have you no respect for your champion. My name is not Stone Cold Steve Austin, but it is Metal Gear Solid and I will kick your ass. Tonight I want to make sure that if you win this title you win it fairly. Tonight I want you to tell all your little friends to stay out of the ring. It will be you and I one on one.
Christian: That's fine with me. I'm going to kick your ass and prove that I reek of awesomeness. And Metal Gear Solid, after I beat your ass tonight, I want to take you on at King of the Ring in a hardcore rematch of Judgement Day so I can prove I can beat you on my own.
Metal Gear Solid: You're on.
(The first match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship and a spot at King of the Ring qualifying match. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 230 pounds, Boarder.
(Boarder enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 315 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Big Bossman.
(Big Bossman enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(Backstage Edge and Christian walk into Triple H's office.)
Christian: Hey Hunter.
Triple H: Hey, what's up.
Christian: Not much. I just have a real good idea that could possibly take out The Animal and Metal Gear Solid.
(Triple H looks at Christian with an evil look.)
Triple H: Tell me.
Christian: Well, you haven't had a match since Judgement Day, right.
Triple H: Right
Christian: And you should be one hundred percent healthy, right.
Triple: Right. Never felt better.
Christian: Well. The Animal and Metal Gear Solid have been fighting for the whole month and have had to watch their backs. But they haven't exactly had any problems with it. And we have a problem with The APA. We promised them we would get you to give them a tag team title match. Well, no one said we would get them the titles and we never said it would be two on two. So why not set up a match with five teams. It will be The Animal with Metal Gear Solid, you with me, Bradshaw and Farrooq, The Undertaker and Kane, and Crash and Hardcore Holly.
Triple H: That's an excellent idea.
Christian: Hold on, I'm not finished. It will be a five-team title match that involves tables, ladders, and chairs.
(Triple H looks at Christian with a really really evil look.)
Triple: Well that is the best idea I have ever heard. Why didn't I think of that? So Monday night, on Raw, there will be a five-team TLC match.
Christian: Right.
(The Animal is backstage with Boarder and Metal Gear Solid.)
The Animal: What is with you guys? Metal Gear Solid, you won the title but you're going to try to defend it in a hardcore match tonight. Boarder, you lost to Big Bossman in a title match again, and this was for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament.
Metal Gear Solid: Whoa! Are you trying to say that I the World Wrestling Federation Champion, the one that beat you a number of times only months ago, am not capable of defending my title and gaining a new one.
The Animal: Yes. And not only that, but Ricochet, you better hope that Test and K-Kwik will help you because X-FACTOR has challenged you to a match at King of the Ring and those two are your partners.
Ricochet: Oh so now you think I can't win.
Metal Gear Solid: Man, you just think you're better than we are. How long have you had this title? You had it for a total of two nights. I had it for nearly a month and have it again now. So keep your mouth shut.
(The second match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for King of the Ring. Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds, Al Snow.
(Al Snow enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now entering the ring, weighing in at 185 pounds and being accompanied by Funaki, Taka Michinoku.
(Taka enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(Backstage Edge walks into The APA's office.)
Bradshaw: Hey man. Sit down. Have a beer. So did you get us a tag team title match?
Edge: Sure did.
Bradshaw: Great. So when is it?
Edge: Monday night. It's going to be big. It will be The Animal with Metal Gear Solid, me with Triple H, you two, The Undertaker and Kane, and Crash and Hardcore Holly in at TLC match for the titles.
Farrooq: Wait. We have no chance if all you are trying. We wanted it to just be the four of us.
Edge: Don't worry. We'll take care of The Animal and Metal Gear Solid and you guys get a shot at The Undertaker and Kane. Hardcore and Crash are to stupid to even know what to do so you have an easy shot.
Bradshaw: Fine. But you better hope you are right.
(The main event begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship and the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship. First making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Metal Gear Solid.
(Metal Gear Solid enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Christian.
(Christian enters the ring. FIGHT.)
Titles
WWF: Metal Gear Solid
Intercontinental: Kurt Angle
Women's: Lita
Hardcore: Christian
Tag Team: Crash and Hardcore Holly
Light Heavy Weight: Crash Holly
European: Big Bossman
Commissioner: Triple H
King of the Ring Contenders: Bradshaw and Debra
Smackdown
June
Week 2
Announcer: Now making his way to the ring being accompanied by Edge, he is the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Christian.
(Christian enters the ring and grabs a microphone.)
Christian: Before I start, I would actually like to congratulate Metal Gear Solid for his efforts in winning the World Wrestling Federation Championship last Monday night. Even though we had The APA attack you, even though we tried to attack you, and even though Triple H tried to attack you, you still won. But you aren't even going to have a chance to celebrate. Why, you ask? Because Triple H has assigned me to get the job done myself. Tonight we will compete in a double title match and I will kick your ass. At the end of tonight I will hold...
(Metal Gear Solid's music begins.)
Metal Gear Solid: Have you no respect for your champion. My name is not Stone Cold Steve Austin, but it is Metal Gear Solid and I will kick your ass. Tonight I want to make sure that if you win this title you win it fairly. Tonight I want you to tell all your little friends to stay out of the ring. It will be you and I one on one.
Christian: That's fine with me. I'm going to kick your ass and prove that I reek of awesomeness. And Metal Gear Solid, after I beat your ass tonight, I want to take you on at King of the Ring in a hardcore rematch of Judgement Day so I can prove I can beat you on my own.
Metal Gear Solid: You're on.
(The first match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship and a spot at King of the Ring qualifying match. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 230 pounds, Boarder.
(Boarder enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 315 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Big Bossman.
(Big Bossman enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(Backstage Edge and Christian walk into Triple H's office.)
Christian: Hey Hunter.
Triple H: Hey, what's up.
Christian: Not much. I just have a real good idea that could possibly take out The Animal and Metal Gear Solid.
(Triple H looks at Christian with an evil look.)
Triple H: Tell me.
Christian: Well, you haven't had a match since Judgement Day, right.
Triple H: Right
Christian: And you should be one hundred percent healthy, right.
Triple: Right. Never felt better.
Christian: Well. The Animal and Metal Gear Solid have been fighting for the whole month and have had to watch their backs. But they haven't exactly had any problems with it. And we have a problem with The APA. We promised them we would get you to give them a tag team title match. Well, no one said we would get them the titles and we never said it would be two on two. So why not set up a match with five teams. It will be The Animal with Metal Gear Solid, you with me, Bradshaw and Farrooq, The Undertaker and Kane, and Crash and Hardcore Holly.
Triple H: That's an excellent idea.
Christian: Hold on, I'm not finished. It will be a five-team title match that involves tables, ladders, and chairs.
(Triple H looks at Christian with a really really evil look.)
Triple: Well that is the best idea I have ever heard. Why didn't I think of that? So Monday night, on Raw, there will be a five-team TLC match.
Christian: Right.
(The Animal is backstage with Boarder and Metal Gear Solid.)
The Animal: What is with you guys? Metal Gear Solid, you won the title but you're going to try to defend it in a hardcore match tonight. Boarder, you lost to Big Bossman in a title match again, and this was for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament.
Metal Gear Solid: Whoa! Are you trying to say that I the World Wrestling Federation Champion, the one that beat you a number of times only months ago, am not capable of defending my title and gaining a new one.
The Animal: Yes. And not only that, but Ricochet, you better hope that Test and K-Kwik will help you because X-FACTOR has challenged you to a match at King of the Ring and those two are your partners.
Ricochet: Oh so now you think I can't win.
Metal Gear Solid: Man, you just think you're better than we are. How long have you had this title? You had it for a total of two nights. I had it for nearly a month and have it again now. So keep your mouth shut.
(The second match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for King of the Ring. Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds, Al Snow.
(Al Snow enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now entering the ring, weighing in at 185 pounds and being accompanied by Funaki, Taka Michinoku.
(Taka enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(Backstage Edge walks into The APA's office.)
Bradshaw: Hey man. Sit down. Have a beer. So did you get us a tag team title match?
Edge: Sure did.
Bradshaw: Great. So when is it?
Edge: Monday night. It's going to be big. It will be The Animal with Metal Gear Solid, me with Triple H, you two, The Undertaker and Kane, and Crash and Hardcore Holly in at TLC match for the titles.
Farrooq: Wait. We have no chance if all you are trying. We wanted it to just be the four of us.
Edge: Don't worry. We'll take care of The Animal and Metal Gear Solid and you guys get a shot at The Undertaker and Kane. Hardcore and Crash are to stupid to even know what to do so you have an easy shot.
Bradshaw: Fine. But you better hope you are right.
(The main event begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship and the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship. First making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation Champion, Metal Gear Solid.
(Metal Gear Solid enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Christian.
(Christian enters the ring. FIGHT.)