Warning I do not own the WWF superstars or the WWF. These are not real story lines. The Animal, Rage, Boarder, Metal Gear Solid, and Ricochet are made up characters that were created by my friends and I.
Titles
WWF: Christian
Intercontinental: Kurt Angle
Women's: Lita
Hardcore: Christian
Tag Team: Crash and Hardcore Holly
Light Heavy Weight: Crash Holly
European: Big Bossman
Commissioner: Triple H
King of the Ring Contenders: Bradshaw, Debra, Big Bossman, and Al Snow
Raw is War
June
Week 3
Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Metal Gear Solid, The Animal.
The Animal: (Sarcastically) I have really got to congratulate Triple H on the genius choices for the King of the Ring tournament. (Seriously) I mean come on, who could have come up with such stupid matches. I'm looking at the list of people actually in the tournament and there is not one real "good" wrestler on there. I could easily whoop their asses. Metal Gear Solid, why not tell these fine people who is in it.
(Metal Gear Solid grabs a microphone.)
Metal Gear Solid: The first two matches were Vince McMahon against Bradshaw and Debra against Ivory.
The Animal: And who won?
Metal Gear Solid: Bradshaw and Debra lost.
The Animal: Come on. Vince McMahon against Bradshaw and Debra against Ivory. Vince, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation and all our bosses, can't even beat Bradshaw. Vince could have just used Triple H or Stone Cold and he would have won. And then Debra, the lovely wife of Stone Cold Steve Austin, has an easy match against Ivory. I mean the match ended on a slap from Debra. Who were in the other matches?
Metal Gear Solid: Boarder against Big Bossman and Al Snow against Taka Michinoku. Al Snow and Big Bossman won.
The Animal: Triple H, could you be any stupider. Boarder has had three matches all year and Big Bossman is the no name European Champion. Then you try to top that as the world's stupidest match by placing Taka Michinoku, the 185 pound midget against another no name. Triple H, that is so stupid that I'm going to have to kick your ass just so you can learn how to do your job. Triple H, I'm going to beat your ass at King of the Ring.
(The Animal gets ready to leave with Metal Gear Solid. Crawford, who is recovering from surgery, hits The Animal and Metal Gear Solid in the head with a chair. He then whips out a switchblade and tries to kill The Animal. J.R. and Paul Heyman get in the ring and pull him away. Vince McMahon enters the ring with security.)
Vince McMahon: Are you stupid? You know what? As much as I like your attacking The Animal after that stupid speech, YOU'RE FIRED.
(Security carries him out, but X-FACTOR comes and helps him. They attack security and Vince McMahon. Albert picks up The Animal and hits a Baldo Bomb. They then leave with Crawford holding his leg.)
(Edge and Christian are backstage talking.)
Edge: Are you sure that you want to have a tag team match with Triple H on your side. I mean it's a TLC. We have won two out of three TLC matches as a team. Now you want to turn your back on me and team with Triple H?
Christian: Hey, I'm not trying to ditch you man. Triple H and I just have these problems with The Animal and Metal Gear Solid that we have to work out.
Edge: Hey, I have my problems with them too. The Animal pretty much stole my title. He came out and did the animal claw to me. He robbed me of my title. Plus it's for the tag team titles. We should be the tag team champions. Not Crash and Hardcore Holly.
(The first match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament. Introducing first, weighing in at 220 pounds and being accompanied by Essa Rios, Eddie Guerrero.
(Eddie Guerrero enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now entering the ring, weighing in at 231 pounds and being accompanied by Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho.
(Chris Jericho enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(RAC is backstage.)
The Animal: I can't believe they did that to us? That asshole tried to kill me.
Metal Gear Solid: God. We have to win the tag team titles tonight.
The Animal: When we win the tag team titles tonight, I want Albert and X-PAC to be the first once we defend them against.
(The second match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament. Introducing first, weighing in at 275 pounds and being accompanied by D-Von Dudley, Bubba Ray Dudley.
(Bubba Ray enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, Edge.
(Edge enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(Backstage Chris Jericho is talking to Chris Benoit.)
Chris Jericho: Chris, I am going to win the King of the Ring tournament. Whoever I have to face next week will be sorry they ever stepped in the ring with Y2J.
Chris Benoit: I know Chris. But what if you end up facing Bradshaw?
Chris Jericho: Ha. If I have to face Bradshaw I will kick his ass. This is really going to change my career. In two weeks the entire world will be under the rule of Y2J.
(The main event begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is a TLC. First entering the ring, at a combined weight of 425 pounds, The Animal and Metal Gear Solid, RAC.
(The Animal and Metal Gear Solid enter the ring and start setting up tables.)
Announcer: Now entering the ring, at a combined weight 461 pounds, they are the World Wrestling Federatrion Commissioner and World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Triple H and Christian.
(Triple H and Christian enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Announcer: Now entering the ring, at a combined weight of 560 pounds, Farrooq and Bradshaw, The APA.
(Bradshaw and Farrooq enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Announcer: Now entering the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 654 pounds, The Undertaker and Kane.
(The Undertaker and Kane enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Announcer: And now entering the ring, at a combined weight of 467 pounds, they are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Crash and Hardcore Holly.
(Crash and Hardcore enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Titles
WWF: Christian
Intercontinental: Kurt Angle
Women's: Lita
Hardcore: Christian
Tag Team: Crash and Hardcore Holly
Light Heavy Weight: Crash Holly
European: Big Bossman
Commissioner: Triple H
King of the Ring Contenders: Bradshaw, Debra, Big Bossman, and Al Snow
Raw is War
June
Week 3
Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Metal Gear Solid, The Animal.
The Animal: (Sarcastically) I have really got to congratulate Triple H on the genius choices for the King of the Ring tournament. (Seriously) I mean come on, who could have come up with such stupid matches. I'm looking at the list of people actually in the tournament and there is not one real "good" wrestler on there. I could easily whoop their asses. Metal Gear Solid, why not tell these fine people who is in it.
(Metal Gear Solid grabs a microphone.)
Metal Gear Solid: The first two matches were Vince McMahon against Bradshaw and Debra against Ivory.
The Animal: And who won?
Metal Gear Solid: Bradshaw and Debra lost.
The Animal: Come on. Vince McMahon against Bradshaw and Debra against Ivory. Vince, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation and all our bosses, can't even beat Bradshaw. Vince could have just used Triple H or Stone Cold and he would have won. And then Debra, the lovely wife of Stone Cold Steve Austin, has an easy match against Ivory. I mean the match ended on a slap from Debra. Who were in the other matches?
Metal Gear Solid: Boarder against Big Bossman and Al Snow against Taka Michinoku. Al Snow and Big Bossman won.
The Animal: Triple H, could you be any stupider. Boarder has had three matches all year and Big Bossman is the no name European Champion. Then you try to top that as the world's stupidest match by placing Taka Michinoku, the 185 pound midget against another no name. Triple H, that is so stupid that I'm going to have to kick your ass just so you can learn how to do your job. Triple H, I'm going to beat your ass at King of the Ring.
(The Animal gets ready to leave with Metal Gear Solid. Crawford, who is recovering from surgery, hits The Animal and Metal Gear Solid in the head with a chair. He then whips out a switchblade and tries to kill The Animal. J.R. and Paul Heyman get in the ring and pull him away. Vince McMahon enters the ring with security.)
Vince McMahon: Are you stupid? You know what? As much as I like your attacking The Animal after that stupid speech, YOU'RE FIRED.
(Security carries him out, but X-FACTOR comes and helps him. They attack security and Vince McMahon. Albert picks up The Animal and hits a Baldo Bomb. They then leave with Crawford holding his leg.)
(Edge and Christian are backstage talking.)
Edge: Are you sure that you want to have a tag team match with Triple H on your side. I mean it's a TLC. We have won two out of three TLC matches as a team. Now you want to turn your back on me and team with Triple H?
Christian: Hey, I'm not trying to ditch you man. Triple H and I just have these problems with The Animal and Metal Gear Solid that we have to work out.
Edge: Hey, I have my problems with them too. The Animal pretty much stole my title. He came out and did the animal claw to me. He robbed me of my title. Plus it's for the tag team titles. We should be the tag team champions. Not Crash and Hardcore Holly.
(The first match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament. Introducing first, weighing in at 220 pounds and being accompanied by Essa Rios, Eddie Guerrero.
(Eddie Guerrero enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now entering the ring, weighing in at 231 pounds and being accompanied by Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho.
(Chris Jericho enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(RAC is backstage.)
The Animal: I can't believe they did that to us? That asshole tried to kill me.
Metal Gear Solid: God. We have to win the tag team titles tonight.
The Animal: When we win the tag team titles tonight, I want Albert and X-PAC to be the first once we defend them against.
(The second match begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament. Introducing first, weighing in at 275 pounds and being accompanied by D-Von Dudley, Bubba Ray Dudley.
(Bubba Ray enters the ring.)
Announcer: And now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, Edge.
(Edge enters the ring. FIGHT.)
(Backstage Chris Jericho is talking to Chris Benoit.)
Chris Jericho: Chris, I am going to win the King of the Ring tournament. Whoever I have to face next week will be sorry they ever stepped in the ring with Y2J.
Chris Benoit: I know Chris. But what if you end up facing Bradshaw?
Chris Jericho: Ha. If I have to face Bradshaw I will kick his ass. This is really going to change my career. In two weeks the entire world will be under the rule of Y2J.
(The main event begins.)
Announcer: The following contest is a TLC. First entering the ring, at a combined weight of 425 pounds, The Animal and Metal Gear Solid, RAC.
(The Animal and Metal Gear Solid enter the ring and start setting up tables.)
Announcer: Now entering the ring, at a combined weight 461 pounds, they are the World Wrestling Federatrion Commissioner and World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Triple H and Christian.
(Triple H and Christian enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Announcer: Now entering the ring, at a combined weight of 560 pounds, Farrooq and Bradshaw, The APA.
(Bradshaw and Farrooq enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Announcer: Now entering the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 654 pounds, The Undertaker and Kane.
(The Undertaker and Kane enter the ring. FIGHT.)
Announcer: And now entering the ring, at a combined weight of 467 pounds, they are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Crash and Hardcore Holly.
(Crash and Hardcore enter the ring. FIGHT.)