Go Away!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! It belongs to Akira Toriyama!!!! Please R&R!! By the way, I'm just reminding you that this is my first fanfic so it may not be the best, but I'm trying!! Please, no flames!! I'm just really used to writing like this, so if you don't like my style, please don't try to convince me to change it because I'm not going to. I'm comfortable writing like this!!! And, since this fanfic is A/U, I'm making Bra extra smart so she can skip grades!!! After all, she is Bulma's daughter! I ONLY OWN THE PLOT AND MR. ANDRE IN THIS FANFIC!!
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Following The Mouse ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hurry up!! Where did that little vermin go!?!" Pan yelled. "Right there!!" Trunks said pointing to the west. Pan quickly flew over to where Trunks was pointing. "YOU DUMMY!!! THAT'S A BIRD!!!" Pan shouted. "Oops." "WHERE ARE MY KIDS!?!" Pan shouted. "Wait!! Over there!! Look!!!!" Trunks said. "THAT'S A SNAKE!!!" "I know!! I always wanted a snake!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT A STUPID SNAKE WHEN OUR GRADES ARE IN A LITTLE RAT'S MOUTH ABOUT TO BECOME IT'S DINNER!?!" "OH! LOOK!!!" "Trunks.....THAT'S A RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh....well, it looked like a mouse. HOLD ON!!!! LOOK!!! THAT'S THE MOUSE!!!!" `Dende, if that isn't the mouse who stole our eggs, my kids will be growing up WITHOUT a father!!!!!!!' she thought. When she looked over to where Trunks was running to, she saw the little vermin.
"I'm going to get you!!!!!!!" she shouted at the mouse. The mouse started running again, but this time, Pan got to it. Just when she was about to pick it up, Trunks crashed into her and sent both of them flying. Before the field mouse could run, an eagle came and snatched its prey. "OH NO!!! TRUNKS!!! GET OFF OF ME!! YOU'RE TOO HEAVY, AND OUR KIDS WERE TAKEN BY THAT EAGLE!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!" "WELL, IF YOU HADN'T FLEW AHEAD OF ME, I WOULD'VE NEVER CRASHED INTO YOU!!!!" "FORGET IT!! WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS LATER!!" pan shouted while pushing Trunks off of her. "Let's go get that eagle!" Both of them jumped into the air and followed that eagle. "Hey!! Wouldn't it be easier if I just killed it with a ki blast?" Trunks asked. "USE YOUR BRAIN, DUMBASS!! If you ki blast the eagle, and it's still holding our kids, you could kill our kids, too!!!!!" "Oh yeah." "Just turn into a super saiyan, and get it!" Pan yelled. Suddenly, Trunks turned into SSJ mode and went after the
eagle.
Trunks was only inches away before a helicopter came flying out of the clouds and right into Trunks. "Sir, I think we just hit a boy. Actually, I think we just hit Trunks Briefs," the pilot said. "DO YOU THINK TRUNKS BRIEFS COULD FLY!?!" Mr. Andre yelled. "I guess it was just my imagination, sir," the pilot said scratching his head. `I coulda sworn that was Trunks Briefs...' he thought. When he got to his seat, he saw Trunks on the windshield. "OH MY GOD!!!" the pilot yelled. Then, Trunks opened his eyes and flew off leaving a really freaked out pilot with eyes as large as saucers. "Damnit!! Trunks!?! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME!!!!" "Well, SORRY!!!! THAT STUPID HELICOPTER JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!" "C'mon! Let's go find that eagle." "Okay....but....I can't see it!!" "WHERE IS IT!?! I JUST SAW IT!" Pan then looked behind her to see that the eagle was now being carried off by an aerodactyl. "OH NO!!!! IF THAT AERODACTYL EATS THAT EAGLE, OUR KIDS ARE DEAD!" Pan
shouted. Then, she ki blasted the aerodactyl making it dive down to the ground. She quickly flew over to the aerodactyl and grabbed the eagle which had the field mouse which had her eggs.
She disposed of all three animals and took the eggs out of the field mouse's mouth. Pan released a sigh of relief, and both parents flew back to the Son house. "DAD!! MOM!!! WE FOUND THEM!!!!" Gohan and Videl quickly came down the stairs. "Pan, what happened to the eggs? They're all covered in this sticky stuff!" "Uh...mom? That's saliva." "AAHHH!!!" Videl almost dropped the eggs, but Pan saved them. "MOM!!!!!!! BE MORE CAREFUL!!!!!!" "Why are they covered in saliva?" "Long story," Pan said. "Well, we better clean them up," Gohan said. "Videl, why don't we give the eggs a bath?" "Sure!" "Dad, how do you give eggs baths?" Pan asked. "Just put them in hot water and wash!" Gohan said. "Alright, but don't use hot water! Use warm water! I don't want to find out that you boiled my kids," Pan said. "Since when do you refer to these eggs as your kids?" Gohan asked raising an eyebrow. "I dunno. I've just grown really attached to them I guess." "Well then, come on Videl. Let's go wash
these eggs."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 9:00 P.M. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Trunks! That outfit looks really ugly!" "Since when did you become my sister!?!" "HEY!! I may not like to go shopping, but I still have SOME fashion sense!" Pan and Trunks were in the attic of Pan's house looking through some old baby clothes. "Hmmm.....mmmm.......ah!! HERE IT IS!!" Pan found a little Mirai Trunks look-alike outfit. It had the jacket, black tank top, sword, pants, and everything else!(I just LOVE Mirai Trunks' outfit!!) "Wow! Where'd you get that?" "Well, Mirai Trunks was sort of my childhood hero since he extended grandpa Goku's life," Pan said. "Ah, so I'm your childhood hero, eh?" "NO!!!! MIRAI Trunks was my childhood hero. There's a big difference. Plus, he's a lot cuter, smarter, and cooler than you are!!" Pan said sticking out her tongue. "HEY!!!! HE IS NOT!! WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!!!" "Oh yeah! He isn't a playboy like you, and he's more serious!!" "I AM NOT A PLAYBOY!!! Besides, who likes a guy that's serious all the time?" "Now, you're just dissin'
yourself!" "But, you said we weren't the same person!" "I never said that." "ARGH!!!! Why do I even care what you think!?!" "I dunno! Why do you care!?!" Trunks then remembered what he did that morning. `Man! Why was I growling!?! I just can't start liking her!!!' he thought. "Trunks? HEY!! BOXER BOY!?! EARTH TO TRUNKS!!"
"Huh!?! Oh...sorry! Must of zoned out!!" he said. "Whatever." "Hey, how the hell are we supposed to put Taylor into this outfit if he doesn't even have legs or arms?" "Our assignment says that we have to take care of it, and it'll grow by itself." "That will take years!!!" "No, it won't. This says it will grow overnight." "Wow. That's quick." "So, what should Crystal wear?" "Um....I KNOW!!! Don't you have that black outfit that Bra left here when she was a baby?" "Uh.....OH MY GOD!?! I completely forgot about that outfit. Bra says it's a `stylish' fighting gi. I loved that gi!!" "So, where is it?" "I think it's in that trunks somewhere." "OH! HERE IT IS!!" The fighting gi didn't look like a boy's gi because the gi wasn't loose and baggy. It was tight and easy to move around in. It was made of black leather and had a choker to go along with it. It even had a sword. "This was the only outfit that I liked wearing that showed skin!" Pan remembered Bra giving it to her because
she said it looked so sugoi on Pan. "Okay. Well, I better get home now," Trunks said. "Sure." "I'll meet you tomorrow, then."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Next Day ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Honey? Honey, wake up. WAKE UP!!!!!" `Only one way to wake her up,' Videl thought. "BREAKFAST!!" Pan instantly woke up. "Good morning!" Videl said. "Mom, what time is it?" "7:45. Why?" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUPPOSE TO MEET TRUNKS IN 10 MINUTES!!!! KUSO!!!" "HEY YOUNG LADY!!! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!" Unlike Gohan, Videl doesn't let Pan cuss in front of her. "Sorry mom!!!" Pan yelled while sprinting to her bathroom for her shower. 5 minutes later, she got out and dressed, ran a comb through her hair, grabbed a piece of toast, and headed out the door. She met Trunks at C.C. She knocked on the door. "Hi Bulma!" "Oh! Hello Pan! What brings you here?" "Trunks said he would be waiting for me here at 7:55." "Pan, Trunks is still sleeping. Why don't you come in?" `Trunks is still sleeping!?! That bastard!! He says he would be ready and he's not. Well, I'll show him!' Pan thought up an evil plan while she was walking to Trunks' room. On the way, she saw Bulma walking
toward her. "Bulma, do you have any eggs?" "Yeah. We have a whole storage full of eggs. You can take them if you want." "Thanks." Pan dashed toward the storage room.
Pan quickly set everything in place and sat on a rocking chair by Trunks' bed. She started poking him. He woke up and tried to focus his vision. Once his vision was focused, he saw that his room was full of eggs on little outfits. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" His eyes darted around the room until he saw Pan. "PAN!!! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE EGGS!?!" "What do you mean, dear? They're all ours!" "WHAT!?!" "You don't look very well, dear. It seems like you don't even remember me!!" "WHAT'S GOING ON!?! WHY ARE THOSE EGGS HERE!?! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME `DEAR'!?!" "What? Please don't tell me you've forgotten that I'm our wife! We've only been married for 40 years! These are our kids!!" "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Trunks screamed. Pan suddenly fell to the floor laughing her head off. "What!?!" Trunks asked. "I can't believe you fell for it!!!!" Pan said still laughing. "You mean, you're not my wife and we haven't been married for 40 years and these eggs aren't even mine?" "Well,
actually, the eggs are yours. I got them from the your storage." "Why were you trying to give me a heart attack?" "Well, you weren't awake and it's already past 8:00. Anyway, I just thought I'd try to wake you up with some other method other than pouring cold water over you." "That would've been much better than this."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Downstairs ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When Pan and Trunks entered the kitchen, they started drooling. "Didn't you eat, Pan?" Bra asked."1 piece of toast. I thought I was going to be late, so I only ate that much, but it turns out Trunks was still asleep when I got here!" Pan said. Trunks gave a sheepish look and took a seat at the table. Pan sat down, too. "Hey, did you bring Crystal and Taylor?" "Yeah. They're in.....your .......room," Pan said slowly. "Okay." "Trunks?" "What?" "I forgot where I put them in your room." "That's okay. We'll find them later." "No. We have to find them now." "Why?" "Because I put it in the pile of eggs in your room." "WHAT!?! WE'LL NEVER FIND THEM IN TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!" "Hurry up!!!" The two dashed up to Trunks' room. "Just how many did you put in my room?" "Somewhere around 900,000,000,000,000." "WHAT!?! THIS WILL TAKE US FOREVER!!" "Well, it's not my fault that your room is so big!!" "WAIT!!! DID YOU DRESS THEM YET!?!" "Yes." "We just have to find the eggs with those clothes on."
"WOW!!! YOU DO HAVE A BRAIN!!!" Pan teased. "HEY!!! Look, you can tease me later!!! We have to hurry!! We only have 15 minutes left!" "Okay." "WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" "Pan, did you make that noise?" Trunks asked. "No. Did you?" Pan asked. "No." "WWWWWAAAAAHHH!!" "THOSE ARE THE BABIES!!!!!" Pan and Trunks yelled in unison. When they finally found their kids, they ran down the stairs and into Trunks' car. "HEY! WAIT FOR ME!!!" Bra yelled from the house while running outside with her kid, Mia in her hand.
"Well, we made it," Pan said while getting out of the car. The trio entered their school and went to their first class. They entered just in time. "Class, please put your child or children in the basket Mike is giving you. Then, pass it to the front row," Mrs. Kimoto instructed. Everybody did what they were told and passed their baskets to the front row. When the bell rang, Pan and Bra walked out. Marron caught up with Pan and made Pan face her. "Okay, let's get this straight little girl. Trunks is mine. Once this assignment is over with, you'll mean nothing to him. The only reason he's being nice t you is because you'll get him a good grade." Marron said. Pan had to REALLY restrain herself from kicking the shit out of Marron right there. Before she could say a word, Bra cut in. "Look Marron. You are nothing but a little insect in Trunks' eyes! He doesn't even care about you! Actually, all he could talk about last night was how much fun he had with Pan and how gorgeous she
was! He has never talked even talked about you! Well, he did talk about you that one time with Goten. He said and I quote, "Man, Marron is SO ugly!! I can't believe your dad is best friends with her dad! I mean, look at her beady eyes! She's so fat, too!" unquote. So, why don't you just give up! It's obvious that Trunks as no feelings for you whatsoever! Anyone can tell you that Pan is the best girl for my brother!!!!" Bra said while pulling Pan into the girls' locker room.
"Did Trunks really say that about me?" Pan asked. "Yup. Actually, he also had this distant look on his face after he talked about that black outfit you wore that morning. He even started drooling." This made Pan laugh. "Well, I didn't actually want to wear one of his shirts. I mean, what would you rather wear? My baggy clothes or one of your brother's shirts that has been on the floor for over a month?" "Definitely your baggy clothes." "Okay. So, what are you doing today since it's Friday?" "Well, my parents are going out of town so me and Trunks get the whole place to ourselves. Maybe you and Goten could come over to my house and we could watch movies and stuff," Bra said with an evil glint in her eyes. "Bra, what do you mean by `stuff'?" "Well, we could always play jokes on the boys." "Bra-" "I know that we're not 8 anymore, but still-" "Bra, that's a brilliant idea!!!!!!!!!! I just love playing jokes!!!" "Okay then. We'll need to get supplies for our jokes." "Okay." Pan
and Bra both ran to gym with grins on their faces.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ C.C. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, what do you want to do?" Trunks asked. "I dunno, you?" Goten asked Pan. "I dunno, you?" Pan asked Bra. "TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!" "NO!!!!" Both boys screamed. "It's 2 against 2. Since daddy would kill you if you did anything mean to me, we are playing," Bra said. "Fine." "Truth or dare?" Bra asked Trunks. "Dare of course," Trunks said. "Okay. I dare you to go next door to Mrs. McGee's house in only your boxers and pretend to hit on her for 30 seconds!!!" "NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S LIKE 80!!!!!!!!!!" "So, are you going to take the penalty?" "What's the penalty?" "The penalty is....mmm.....60 punches from Pan, and she can't go easy," Bra said. "Um...I'll do the dare." Trunks walked outside in only his boxers and knocked on Mrs. McGee's door. "Hello?" a small voice said. "Um...hello Mrs. McGee. My, you're looking great today," Trunks said. So, the 30 seconds quickly passed and Trunks ran all the way back to his house. "Okay. Now, truth or dare, Pan?" Trunks asked.
"Dare!" "I dare you to make out with Bra for 2 minutes." "WHAT!?! I AIN'T MAKING OUT WITH HER!!" "Are you going to take the penalty?" "No!!" "Fine. Then, on the count of three, begin. 1...2...3!!!!!" Pan and Bra kissed for 2 minutes. "Time!" Trunks yelled. Pan quickly ran to a bathroom, and Bra ran to the kitchen. Once they finished rinsing their mouths, both walked back in and sat down next to the two laughing boys. "It's not funny!!!!!!" After they settled down, Pan, Trunks, Bra, and Goten continued playing. "Okay uncle Goten, truth or dare?" "Truth." "Aw....chicken???" Pan teased while making a chicken sound. "I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!!" Goten yelled, but Pan still made the chicken sound. "FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE DARE!!!!!!" "Okay then......hmmmm.......AHA!!! I know! You have to do a lap dance for Trunks."
"WHAT!?! AW!!!!! COME ON PAN!!! SHOW SOME MERCY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Will you take the penalty? You know, you have gotten soft uncle Goten! I don't think you would last very long against my punches. I have been training a lot!" "Oh........
Trunks, this really sucks!" "DON'T TAKE THE DARE MAN!!!!!!!" Trunks pleaded. "Chicken chicken chicken!!" Pan chanted. "AM NOT!!!!" "Fine, then do it!" "FINE!!!" Pan and Bra watched as Goten did a lap dance for Trunks who had horror written all over his face even though he had his eyes shut. "Okay Goten. You can stop!" "Good!!" Goten looked at Bra with an evil look on his face. Bra got really scared. "Bra, truth or dare?" "Uh....dare?" She immediately regretted saying that. "Okay. I dare you to go into Trunks' room and bring down his dirtiest pair of gym socks and make out with them." "WHAT!?!" "Would you rather have a beating from Pan?" "No....alright." She went upstairs and made out with them. Once Goten called `time', she ran into her bathroom to rinse her mouth and wash her face.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 12:00 A.M.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Are you sure they're asleep?" Pan asked Bra. "Yeah. Let's go." Both of them walked into the boys' room and surpressed their kis. Both of them started going to work................................
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Next Morning ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks yelled. His room was like a giant swimming pool except it wasn't water. It was filled with egg yolks. "GOTEN!!!!!" "WHAT!?! WHY'D YOU WAKE ME UP!?! I WS IN MUFFIN LAND EATING BILLIONS OF MUFFINS!!!" "LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Wha-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" When they got up, they were hit in the face by pies and got drizzled in honey. Then, a bag of feathers fell on them. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY AM A CHICKEN!!!" Goten shouted. When they floated to the door, they found out that it was locked. They kept pulling, but to no avail. Suddenly, water balloons fell on them, but it wasn't water. It was food dye. "TRUNKS!!!! YOU'RE PINK!!!!" "GOTEN!!! YOU'RE YELLOW!!!!!" "I am not boring!!" "NO!!! I MEAN LITERALLY!!!! YOU ARE YELLOW!!!!" "Just when Trunks finished saying that, a cage dropped from the ceiling and released 3 hungry crocodiles. "AAAHHHH!!!!!!! I BET PAN AND BRA DID THIS!!!!" "Yeah....AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" "What!?!" "Look out!!!" Goten shouted. Trunks looked to
where Goten was pointing at and saw a swarm of bees coming after them. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks ki blasted the door down letting the giant room full of egg yolk wash out into the hallway. Trunks and Goten both flew out into the hall only to find Pan and Bra with a camera. "Say cheese!" "I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SNAP!!
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IMPORTANT: I will be gone from this Tuesday to Friday because I'm going to science camp!! I won't be updating in this time because we're not allowed to bring anything electronic except watches!!! SORRY TO EVERYBODY WHO LIKES THIS FIC!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMISE TO UPDATE ON SATURDAY!!!! PLEASE BE PATIENT!!!!!! Thanks to mrchezzysnickers, Gwendolyn Firewing, Goth Angel, Hotohori4life, Scorpio, juliemoonstar, Sheylan, Chrisy, gohanslover, Z, YUE'S LOVER, and DR. SQUEE!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! It belongs to Akira Toriyama!!!! Please R&R!! By the way, I'm just reminding you that this is my first fanfic so it may not be the best, but I'm trying!! Please, no flames!! I'm just really used to writing like this, so if you don't like my style, please don't try to convince me to change it because I'm not going to. I'm comfortable writing like this!!! And, since this fanfic is A/U, I'm making Bra extra smart so she can skip grades!!! After all, she is Bulma's daughter! I ONLY OWN THE PLOT AND MR. ANDRE IN THIS FANFIC!!
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Following The Mouse ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Hurry up!! Where did that little vermin go!?!" Pan yelled. "Right there!!" Trunks said pointing to the west. Pan quickly flew over to where Trunks was pointing. "YOU DUMMY!!! THAT'S A BIRD!!!" Pan shouted. "Oops." "WHERE ARE MY KIDS!?!" Pan shouted. "Wait!! Over there!! Look!!!!" Trunks said. "THAT'S A SNAKE!!!" "I know!! I always wanted a snake!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT A STUPID SNAKE WHEN OUR GRADES ARE IN A LITTLE RAT'S MOUTH ABOUT TO BECOME IT'S DINNER!?!" "OH! LOOK!!!" "Trunks.....THAT'S A RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh....well, it looked like a mouse. HOLD ON!!!! LOOK!!! THAT'S THE MOUSE!!!!" `Dende, if that isn't the mouse who stole our eggs, my kids will be growing up WITHOUT a father!!!!!!!' she thought. When she looked over to where Trunks was running to, she saw the little vermin.
"I'm going to get you!!!!!!!" she shouted at the mouse. The mouse started running again, but this time, Pan got to it. Just when she was about to pick it up, Trunks crashed into her and sent both of them flying. Before the field mouse could run, an eagle came and snatched its prey. "OH NO!!! TRUNKS!!! GET OFF OF ME!! YOU'RE TOO HEAVY, AND OUR KIDS WERE TAKEN BY THAT EAGLE!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!" "WELL, IF YOU HADN'T FLEW AHEAD OF ME, I WOULD'VE NEVER CRASHED INTO YOU!!!!" "FORGET IT!! WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS LATER!!" pan shouted while pushing Trunks off of her. "Let's go get that eagle!" Both of them jumped into the air and followed that eagle. "Hey!! Wouldn't it be easier if I just killed it with a ki blast?" Trunks asked. "USE YOUR BRAIN, DUMBASS!! If you ki blast the eagle, and it's still holding our kids, you could kill our kids, too!!!!!" "Oh yeah." "Just turn into a super saiyan, and get it!" Pan yelled. Suddenly, Trunks turned into SSJ mode and went after the
eagle.
Trunks was only inches away before a helicopter came flying out of the clouds and right into Trunks. "Sir, I think we just hit a boy. Actually, I think we just hit Trunks Briefs," the pilot said. "DO YOU THINK TRUNKS BRIEFS COULD FLY!?!" Mr. Andre yelled. "I guess it was just my imagination, sir," the pilot said scratching his head. `I coulda sworn that was Trunks Briefs...' he thought. When he got to his seat, he saw Trunks on the windshield. "OH MY GOD!!!" the pilot yelled. Then, Trunks opened his eyes and flew off leaving a really freaked out pilot with eyes as large as saucers. "Damnit!! Trunks!?! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME!!!!" "Well, SORRY!!!! THAT STUPID HELICOPTER JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!" "C'mon! Let's go find that eagle." "Okay....but....I can't see it!!" "WHERE IS IT!?! I JUST SAW IT!" Pan then looked behind her to see that the eagle was now being carried off by an aerodactyl. "OH NO!!!! IF THAT AERODACTYL EATS THAT EAGLE, OUR KIDS ARE DEAD!" Pan
shouted. Then, she ki blasted the aerodactyl making it dive down to the ground. She quickly flew over to the aerodactyl and grabbed the eagle which had the field mouse which had her eggs.
She disposed of all three animals and took the eggs out of the field mouse's mouth. Pan released a sigh of relief, and both parents flew back to the Son house. "DAD!! MOM!!! WE FOUND THEM!!!!" Gohan and Videl quickly came down the stairs. "Pan, what happened to the eggs? They're all covered in this sticky stuff!" "Uh...mom? That's saliva." "AAHHH!!!" Videl almost dropped the eggs, but Pan saved them. "MOM!!!!!!! BE MORE CAREFUL!!!!!!" "Why are they covered in saliva?" "Long story," Pan said. "Well, we better clean them up," Gohan said. "Videl, why don't we give the eggs a bath?" "Sure!" "Dad, how do you give eggs baths?" Pan asked. "Just put them in hot water and wash!" Gohan said. "Alright, but don't use hot water! Use warm water! I don't want to find out that you boiled my kids," Pan said. "Since when do you refer to these eggs as your kids?" Gohan asked raising an eyebrow. "I dunno. I've just grown really attached to them I guess." "Well then, come on Videl. Let's go wash
these eggs."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 9:00 P.M. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Trunks! That outfit looks really ugly!" "Since when did you become my sister!?!" "HEY!! I may not like to go shopping, but I still have SOME fashion sense!" Pan and Trunks were in the attic of Pan's house looking through some old baby clothes. "Hmmm.....mmmm.......ah!! HERE IT IS!!" Pan found a little Mirai Trunks look-alike outfit. It had the jacket, black tank top, sword, pants, and everything else!(I just LOVE Mirai Trunks' outfit!!) "Wow! Where'd you get that?" "Well, Mirai Trunks was sort of my childhood hero since he extended grandpa Goku's life," Pan said. "Ah, so I'm your childhood hero, eh?" "NO!!!! MIRAI Trunks was my childhood hero. There's a big difference. Plus, he's a lot cuter, smarter, and cooler than you are!!" Pan said sticking out her tongue. "HEY!!!! HE IS NOT!! WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!!!" "Oh yeah! He isn't a playboy like you, and he's more serious!!" "I AM NOT A PLAYBOY!!! Besides, who likes a guy that's serious all the time?" "Now, you're just dissin'
yourself!" "But, you said we weren't the same person!" "I never said that." "ARGH!!!! Why do I even care what you think!?!" "I dunno! Why do you care!?!" Trunks then remembered what he did that morning. `Man! Why was I growling!?! I just can't start liking her!!!' he thought. "Trunks? HEY!! BOXER BOY!?! EARTH TO TRUNKS!!"
"Huh!?! Oh...sorry! Must of zoned out!!" he said. "Whatever." "Hey, how the hell are we supposed to put Taylor into this outfit if he doesn't even have legs or arms?" "Our assignment says that we have to take care of it, and it'll grow by itself." "That will take years!!!" "No, it won't. This says it will grow overnight." "Wow. That's quick." "So, what should Crystal wear?" "Um....I KNOW!!! Don't you have that black outfit that Bra left here when she was a baby?" "Uh.....OH MY GOD!?! I completely forgot about that outfit. Bra says it's a `stylish' fighting gi. I loved that gi!!" "So, where is it?" "I think it's in that trunks somewhere." "OH! HERE IT IS!!" The fighting gi didn't look like a boy's gi because the gi wasn't loose and baggy. It was tight and easy to move around in. It was made of black leather and had a choker to go along with it. It even had a sword. "This was the only outfit that I liked wearing that showed skin!" Pan remembered Bra giving it to her because
she said it looked so sugoi on Pan. "Okay. Well, I better get home now," Trunks said. "Sure." "I'll meet you tomorrow, then."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Next Day ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Honey? Honey, wake up. WAKE UP!!!!!" `Only one way to wake her up,' Videl thought. "BREAKFAST!!" Pan instantly woke up. "Good morning!" Videl said. "Mom, what time is it?" "7:45. Why?" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUPPOSE TO MEET TRUNKS IN 10 MINUTES!!!! KUSO!!!" "HEY YOUNG LADY!!! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!" Unlike Gohan, Videl doesn't let Pan cuss in front of her. "Sorry mom!!!" Pan yelled while sprinting to her bathroom for her shower. 5 minutes later, she got out and dressed, ran a comb through her hair, grabbed a piece of toast, and headed out the door. She met Trunks at C.C. She knocked on the door. "Hi Bulma!" "Oh! Hello Pan! What brings you here?" "Trunks said he would be waiting for me here at 7:55." "Pan, Trunks is still sleeping. Why don't you come in?" `Trunks is still sleeping!?! That bastard!! He says he would be ready and he's not. Well, I'll show him!' Pan thought up an evil plan while she was walking to Trunks' room. On the way, she saw Bulma walking
toward her. "Bulma, do you have any eggs?" "Yeah. We have a whole storage full of eggs. You can take them if you want." "Thanks." Pan dashed toward the storage room.
Pan quickly set everything in place and sat on a rocking chair by Trunks' bed. She started poking him. He woke up and tried to focus his vision. Once his vision was focused, he saw that his room was full of eggs on little outfits. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" His eyes darted around the room until he saw Pan. "PAN!!! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE EGGS!?!" "What do you mean, dear? They're all ours!" "WHAT!?!" "You don't look very well, dear. It seems like you don't even remember me!!" "WHAT'S GOING ON!?! WHY ARE THOSE EGGS HERE!?! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME `DEAR'!?!" "What? Please don't tell me you've forgotten that I'm our wife! We've only been married for 40 years! These are our kids!!" "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Trunks screamed. Pan suddenly fell to the floor laughing her head off. "What!?!" Trunks asked. "I can't believe you fell for it!!!!" Pan said still laughing. "You mean, you're not my wife and we haven't been married for 40 years and these eggs aren't even mine?" "Well,
actually, the eggs are yours. I got them from the your storage." "Why were you trying to give me a heart attack?" "Well, you weren't awake and it's already past 8:00. Anyway, I just thought I'd try to wake you up with some other method other than pouring cold water over you." "That would've been much better than this."
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When Pan and Trunks entered the kitchen, they started drooling. "Didn't you eat, Pan?" Bra asked."1 piece of toast. I thought I was going to be late, so I only ate that much, but it turns out Trunks was still asleep when I got here!" Pan said. Trunks gave a sheepish look and took a seat at the table. Pan sat down, too. "Hey, did you bring Crystal and Taylor?" "Yeah. They're in.....your .......room," Pan said slowly. "Okay." "Trunks?" "What?" "I forgot where I put them in your room." "That's okay. We'll find them later." "No. We have to find them now." "Why?" "Because I put it in the pile of eggs in your room." "WHAT!?! WE'LL NEVER FIND THEM IN TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!" "Hurry up!!!" The two dashed up to Trunks' room. "Just how many did you put in my room?" "Somewhere around 900,000,000,000,000." "WHAT!?! THIS WILL TAKE US FOREVER!!" "Well, it's not my fault that your room is so big!!" "WAIT!!! DID YOU DRESS THEM YET!?!" "Yes." "We just have to find the eggs with those clothes on."
"WOW!!! YOU DO HAVE A BRAIN!!!" Pan teased. "HEY!!! Look, you can tease me later!!! We have to hurry!! We only have 15 minutes left!" "Okay." "WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" "Pan, did you make that noise?" Trunks asked. "No. Did you?" Pan asked. "No." "WWWWWAAAAAHHH!!" "THOSE ARE THE BABIES!!!!!" Pan and Trunks yelled in unison. When they finally found their kids, they ran down the stairs and into Trunks' car. "HEY! WAIT FOR ME!!!" Bra yelled from the house while running outside with her kid, Mia in her hand.
"Well, we made it," Pan said while getting out of the car. The trio entered their school and went to their first class. They entered just in time. "Class, please put your child or children in the basket Mike is giving you. Then, pass it to the front row," Mrs. Kimoto instructed. Everybody did what they were told and passed their baskets to the front row. When the bell rang, Pan and Bra walked out. Marron caught up with Pan and made Pan face her. "Okay, let's get this straight little girl. Trunks is mine. Once this assignment is over with, you'll mean nothing to him. The only reason he's being nice t you is because you'll get him a good grade." Marron said. Pan had to REALLY restrain herself from kicking the shit out of Marron right there. Before she could say a word, Bra cut in. "Look Marron. You are nothing but a little insect in Trunks' eyes! He doesn't even care about you! Actually, all he could talk about last night was how much fun he had with Pan and how gorgeous she
was! He has never talked even talked about you! Well, he did talk about you that one time with Goten. He said and I quote, "Man, Marron is SO ugly!! I can't believe your dad is best friends with her dad! I mean, look at her beady eyes! She's so fat, too!" unquote. So, why don't you just give up! It's obvious that Trunks as no feelings for you whatsoever! Anyone can tell you that Pan is the best girl for my brother!!!!" Bra said while pulling Pan into the girls' locker room.
"Did Trunks really say that about me?" Pan asked. "Yup. Actually, he also had this distant look on his face after he talked about that black outfit you wore that morning. He even started drooling." This made Pan laugh. "Well, I didn't actually want to wear one of his shirts. I mean, what would you rather wear? My baggy clothes or one of your brother's shirts that has been on the floor for over a month?" "Definitely your baggy clothes." "Okay. So, what are you doing today since it's Friday?" "Well, my parents are going out of town so me and Trunks get the whole place to ourselves. Maybe you and Goten could come over to my house and we could watch movies and stuff," Bra said with an evil glint in her eyes. "Bra, what do you mean by `stuff'?" "Well, we could always play jokes on the boys." "Bra-" "I know that we're not 8 anymore, but still-" "Bra, that's a brilliant idea!!!!!!!!!! I just love playing jokes!!!" "Okay then. We'll need to get supplies for our jokes." "Okay." Pan
and Bra both ran to gym with grins on their faces.
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"So, what do you want to do?" Trunks asked. "I dunno, you?" Goten asked Pan. "I dunno, you?" Pan asked Bra. "TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!" "NO!!!!" Both boys screamed. "It's 2 against 2. Since daddy would kill you if you did anything mean to me, we are playing," Bra said. "Fine." "Truth or dare?" Bra asked Trunks. "Dare of course," Trunks said. "Okay. I dare you to go next door to Mrs. McGee's house in only your boxers and pretend to hit on her for 30 seconds!!!" "NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S LIKE 80!!!!!!!!!!" "So, are you going to take the penalty?" "What's the penalty?" "The penalty is....mmm.....60 punches from Pan, and she can't go easy," Bra said. "Um...I'll do the dare." Trunks walked outside in only his boxers and knocked on Mrs. McGee's door. "Hello?" a small voice said. "Um...hello Mrs. McGee. My, you're looking great today," Trunks said. So, the 30 seconds quickly passed and Trunks ran all the way back to his house. "Okay. Now, truth or dare, Pan?" Trunks asked.
"Dare!" "I dare you to make out with Bra for 2 minutes." "WHAT!?! I AIN'T MAKING OUT WITH HER!!" "Are you going to take the penalty?" "No!!" "Fine. Then, on the count of three, begin. 1...2...3!!!!!" Pan and Bra kissed for 2 minutes. "Time!" Trunks yelled. Pan quickly ran to a bathroom, and Bra ran to the kitchen. Once they finished rinsing their mouths, both walked back in and sat down next to the two laughing boys. "It's not funny!!!!!!" After they settled down, Pan, Trunks, Bra, and Goten continued playing. "Okay uncle Goten, truth or dare?" "Truth." "Aw....chicken???" Pan teased while making a chicken sound. "I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!!" Goten yelled, but Pan still made the chicken sound. "FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE DARE!!!!!!" "Okay then......hmmmm.......AHA!!! I know! You have to do a lap dance for Trunks."
"WHAT!?! AW!!!!! COME ON PAN!!! SHOW SOME MERCY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Will you take the penalty? You know, you have gotten soft uncle Goten! I don't think you would last very long against my punches. I have been training a lot!" "Oh........
Trunks, this really sucks!" "DON'T TAKE THE DARE MAN!!!!!!!" Trunks pleaded. "Chicken chicken chicken!!" Pan chanted. "AM NOT!!!!" "Fine, then do it!" "FINE!!!" Pan and Bra watched as Goten did a lap dance for Trunks who had horror written all over his face even though he had his eyes shut. "Okay Goten. You can stop!" "Good!!" Goten looked at Bra with an evil look on his face. Bra got really scared. "Bra, truth or dare?" "Uh....dare?" She immediately regretted saying that. "Okay. I dare you to go into Trunks' room and bring down his dirtiest pair of gym socks and make out with them." "WHAT!?!" "Would you rather have a beating from Pan?" "No....alright." She went upstairs and made out with them. Once Goten called `time', she ran into her bathroom to rinse her mouth and wash her face.
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"Are you sure they're asleep?" Pan asked Bra. "Yeah. Let's go." Both of them walked into the boys' room and surpressed their kis. Both of them started going to work................................
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks yelled. His room was like a giant swimming pool except it wasn't water. It was filled with egg yolks. "GOTEN!!!!!" "WHAT!?! WHY'D YOU WAKE ME UP!?! I WS IN MUFFIN LAND EATING BILLIONS OF MUFFINS!!!" "LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Wha-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" When they got up, they were hit in the face by pies and got drizzled in honey. Then, a bag of feathers fell on them. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY AM A CHICKEN!!!" Goten shouted. When they floated to the door, they found out that it was locked. They kept pulling, but to no avail. Suddenly, water balloons fell on them, but it wasn't water. It was food dye. "TRUNKS!!!! YOU'RE PINK!!!!" "GOTEN!!! YOU'RE YELLOW!!!!!" "I am not boring!!" "NO!!! I MEAN LITERALLY!!!! YOU ARE YELLOW!!!!" "Just when Trunks finished saying that, a cage dropped from the ceiling and released 3 hungry crocodiles. "AAAHHHH!!!!!!! I BET PAN AND BRA DID THIS!!!!" "Yeah....AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" "What!?!" "Look out!!!" Goten shouted. Trunks looked to
where Goten was pointing at and saw a swarm of bees coming after them. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks ki blasted the door down letting the giant room full of egg yolk wash out into the hallway. Trunks and Goten both flew out into the hall only to find Pan and Bra with a camera. "Say cheese!" "I'm going to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SNAP!!
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IMPORTANT: I will be gone from this Tuesday to Friday because I'm going to science camp!! I won't be updating in this time because we're not allowed to bring anything electronic except watches!!! SORRY TO EVERYBODY WHO LIKES THIS FIC!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMISE TO UPDATE ON SATURDAY!!!! PLEASE BE PATIENT!!!!!! Thanks to mrchezzysnickers, Gwendolyn Firewing, Goth Angel, Hotohori4life, Scorpio, juliemoonstar, Sheylan, Chrisy, gohanslover, Z, YUE'S LOVER, and DR. SQUEE!!!!!!