Go Away!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! Can anyone get Akira to give it to me??? Maybe for a birthday present???
READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clears throat* I am going to make Trunks do something so horrible and dishonoring. I am going to humiliate him so bad that he will want to cry to his mommy. I am going to make him lose his own pride. I am going to make him…………………………………………….
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
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"PADS!?! YOU WANT ME TO BUY PADS!?!" Trunks said 'pads' like it was the end of the world. "Yes! I have my period right now!!!!!!!! Go and buy them for me!!!!!!" Pan said. "But…but…..I don't have any money!!!!" Trunks lied tossing his wallet behind his back to the pile of clothes in the tree. "YOU GO GET THEM OR YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN DINNER FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LUNCH!!!!!!!!! AND BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU!?!" Trunks asked with desperation in his eyes. "NO!!" "Fine…fine………" With that said, Trunks trudged off to get his wallet. "Um….just let me go to the bathroom," he said trying to stall for a bit.
Thirty minutes later, Trunks went back inside to see Pan sitting on the floor looking through her clothes. "Trunks? Where are my pads???" Trunks seemed to ignore the question. "WOW! I can see my own nose!!!" Trunks said interested in that little fact. "Really!?! That's SO cool!!!…ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT BEING ABLE TO SEE THEIR OWN NOSE!?!" Pan yelled. "Well, I do! I think it's neat!" Trunks said. "It is NOT! Look! I can see my own nose, too! Do you know how? A MIRROR!!!!!!!" "Can you do it WITHOUT a mirror? Like me?" "OF COURSE I CAN!!!!" Pan said as she went cross-eyed. "You look funny," Trunks said laughing. "AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE PURPLE HAIR OR IS NAMED AFTER A TYPE OF MENS' SWIMSUIT, BOXER BOY!!!" 'Good. She's forgetting…..' Trunks thought. "I'D RATHER BE BOXER BOY THAN BANDANNA GIRL OR FRYING PAN!!!!" "GGGGRRRR!! I'D-WAIT!!! HEY!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO GET ME PADS!!!!!" Pan said as realization dawned on her. "DAMNIT!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO REMEMBER!!!!!!" "GO AND GET THEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!" "BUT…BUT……." Trunks said, but shut up when he received a glare from Pan. He hung his head down. "Oh, fine……"
"Good…….Well!?! GET A MOVE ON IT!!!! YOU'RE GOING A MILE PER MONTH!!!!! A TORTOISE COULD LAP YOU 800 TIMES IF IT WANTED TO!!! MOVE……..I MEAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Yes, FATHER!" Trunks spat. "WHAT!?! DOES YOUR DAD GET A PERIOD????? NO? THEN DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Note to self: Don't go near a girl with PMS or you'll get bitched at…" Trunks muttered. "WHAT WAS THAT!?!" "Nothing….father…" Trunks muttered the last part. "GRRR!!!!!! JUST GO!!!!!" Trunks stomped outside. "Why don't you….." "Well, if you really want me to…..okay! I'll go," Pan said with a smile on her face. "YAY!!! YOU GO!!!!!!!!" "Alright, but who knows who I'll play this tape for," Pan said holding the tape of Trunks' whining and other stuff. This made Trunks' eyes widen. "Okay! I'll go! No need for blackmail!" he said as he quickly flew off to the nearest and the least populated store.
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Trunks was sneaking around until he found the section he was dreading. "Hmmm….what kind does Pan want?" He looked at the whole shelf of pads and decided to take one of each. He walked over to the nearest cash register and put the whole arm-full of pads down. The cashier's eyes widen at the amount. "Man, your girl's got you whipped!!" the boy said. He received a glare from Trunks. The cashier then got to a little box. "Pregnancy test? God, with all these pads, you must have really had fun with her!! How many daughters do you have???" the cashier said. Trunks blushed furiously. Some whispered behind Trunks. With his saiyan hearing, he heard a lady. "Isn't that the vice president of Capsule Corporation? Why is he buying a pregnancy test? I bet he's gay. He probably is seeing that boy…um…Goten, I think his name is," the lady whispered to her husband. "LOOK!!!! I ONLY HAVE 1 DAUGHTER AND SHE'S NOT EVEN BORN YET, OKAY!!!!!!! She's not even made, yet…" Trunks muttered. The cashier didn't hear the last part. "Ummm….actually, I think I'll buy the pregnancy test….um…my sister just got married and um….I want to buy it for her……." "Okay," the cashier said as he put everything in 3 bags. Before Trunks left, he looked back at the woman. "And, I am NOT gay!!!!" Trunks said as he ran off to the parking lot.
Trunks got to a deserted area and took off into the air to find Pan. When he finally found the tree, he descended. "Trunks? Did you buy me pads?" Pan asked. "Yup," Trunks said as he dumped all the bags of pads out. "Sheesh Trunks! My period only lasts for 5 more days!" Pan said. "You didn't tell me what kind!!!!" "You probably didn't hear me!" she said before grabbing the bag she needed and headed off into another part to change. When she came back, she packed all her stuff into capsules. "Where are we going?" Trunks asked. "To find a house to live in! I am NOT living in a tree!!" "Why? We could be like John C. Fremont! We could carve out a little reptile friend!" Trunks said. "Wow! I'm impressed! Where'd you learn that?" Pan asked. "Science camp at Mount Hermon," he said. "When I was in sixth grade." (REALLY! IT'S TRUE!!! I TOLD YOU I WENT TO SCIENCE CAMP!!!! THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!!!! WE WENT HIKING TO THE TREE JOHN C. FREMONT LIVED IN! HE EVEN HAD A REPTILE FACE CARVED INSIDE SO HE WOULDN'T GET LONELY!!) "Well, let's go then!" "You know, we could always go to my house on the island!" He led her to a little island near a cliff where giant green trees grew. It even had a country club next to it!
Inside was beautiful. "I prefer the house before, but this is also cool!" Pan said. The red velvet was soft and plush under Pan's toes, and the chandeliers were gorgeous. The whole place looked like a castle! "Master Briefs," a butler said as he bowed. All the maids came out and started dragging Pan away to her room. "Mistress Son, I presume," one of the maids said. They all curtsied in a straight line. "Please, just call me Pan! I hate all these formalities." "Yes, Mis-er Pan," one of them quickly corrected herself. "Trunks? Where's the kitchen? I'm starved!" Pan said. Actually, her stomach said for her. "Okay! Just…..go right until you meet a corridor and then turn left not right, left and then go down the stairs to the second floor where there is a little dent in the wall. Turn that way and go left into the hall, down another flight of stairs, go left, right, right, up the stairs, turn the corridor to the left, make a sharp right turn, go into the maids' hall, go down the spiral stairs, and turn left again at the giant door. There, you'll meet a statue of a woman. Turn right. Just keep going straight until you see 18 halls going in different directions. Go into the 12th one. Keep going until you meet a fork. Take the left way and keep going right until you smell something delicious!" Trunks said in one whole breath. Pan sweat dropped. "Um, Trunks? Do you know where your room is?" Pan asked. "Um…let's see…was it left and up or was it right and up? Hmmm………" Pan sighed. "Just as I thought. You can remember all that to the dining table, but you can't even remember where your own room is….." Pan said.
With that, she took a hold of Trunks' arm and made him guide the way to the dining room.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Gravity Room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, you really are Kakorott's brat's brat's spawns?" Vegeta asked as he managed to dodge a ki blast from Taylor. "Yes, grandpa Veggie! How many times are you going to ask us this?" Crystal asked in an exasperated voice. "How dare you talk back to me like that!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!!!!!!!" "Oh, come one grandpa Veggie! Grandma Bulma wouldn't let you do that! Besides, I would kick your ass!" Crystal said with a smirk. "COME ON!!!" Vegeta beckoned both Crystal and Taylor on.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2 Hours Later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Vegeta was slung over Taylor's shoulder as the trio walked out. Well, Crystal and Taylor, anyway. Vegeta was beaten up pretty bad. "I want my mommy…." Vegeta whispered before he fell asleep. While he slept, Gohan was still in his exact place staying shocked.
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"Ummm…is anybody there? Hello! Can someone let me out? Please?" Marron begged to no one from inside the regeneration tank.
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Poor Vegeta! Anyway, what's Trunks and Pan going to do? Will Gohan EVER come out of his shock? Will anyone remember Marron? I hope not!! What's going on with the women???? Find out in the next chapter!!!! Oh, and about the fruit thing, I just thought Pan should eat healthy a little even though it doesn't grow there……anyway, thanks to Professor Authordude, Maddy, Neckomon, PixieWhitefeather, MiChan, *Ryoko* TP, pochahontas82, goldcherry, juliemoonstar, ills, Cassie Wang, Z, YUE'S LOVER, kristy, dragon agility, DR. SQUEE, Impossible, and Hotohori4life!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! Can anyone get Akira to give it to me??? Maybe for a birthday present???
READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clears throat* I am going to make Trunks do something so horrible and dishonoring. I am going to humiliate him so bad that he will want to cry to his mommy. I am going to make him lose his own pride. I am going to make him…………………………………………….
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Next Morning ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"PADS!?! YOU WANT ME TO BUY PADS!?!" Trunks said 'pads' like it was the end of the world. "Yes! I have my period right now!!!!!!!! Go and buy them for me!!!!!!" Pan said. "But…but…..I don't have any money!!!!" Trunks lied tossing his wallet behind his back to the pile of clothes in the tree. "YOU GO GET THEM OR YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN DINNER FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LUNCH!!!!!!!!! AND BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU!?!" Trunks asked with desperation in his eyes. "NO!!" "Fine…fine………" With that said, Trunks trudged off to get his wallet. "Um….just let me go to the bathroom," he said trying to stall for a bit.
Thirty minutes later, Trunks went back inside to see Pan sitting on the floor looking through her clothes. "Trunks? Where are my pads???" Trunks seemed to ignore the question. "WOW! I can see my own nose!!!" Trunks said interested in that little fact. "Really!?! That's SO cool!!!…ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT BEING ABLE TO SEE THEIR OWN NOSE!?!" Pan yelled. "Well, I do! I think it's neat!" Trunks said. "It is NOT! Look! I can see my own nose, too! Do you know how? A MIRROR!!!!!!!" "Can you do it WITHOUT a mirror? Like me?" "OF COURSE I CAN!!!!" Pan said as she went cross-eyed. "You look funny," Trunks said laughing. "AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE PURPLE HAIR OR IS NAMED AFTER A TYPE OF MENS' SWIMSUIT, BOXER BOY!!!" 'Good. She's forgetting…..' Trunks thought. "I'D RATHER BE BOXER BOY THAN BANDANNA GIRL OR FRYING PAN!!!!" "GGGGRRRR!! I'D-WAIT!!! HEY!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO GET ME PADS!!!!!" Pan said as realization dawned on her. "DAMNIT!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO REMEMBER!!!!!!" "GO AND GET THEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!" "BUT…BUT……." Trunks said, but shut up when he received a glare from Pan. He hung his head down. "Oh, fine……"
"Good…….Well!?! GET A MOVE ON IT!!!! YOU'RE GOING A MILE PER MONTH!!!!! A TORTOISE COULD LAP YOU 800 TIMES IF IT WANTED TO!!! MOVE……..I MEAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Yes, FATHER!" Trunks spat. "WHAT!?! DOES YOUR DAD GET A PERIOD????? NO? THEN DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Note to self: Don't go near a girl with PMS or you'll get bitched at…" Trunks muttered. "WHAT WAS THAT!?!" "Nothing….father…" Trunks muttered the last part. "GRRR!!!!!! JUST GO!!!!!" Trunks stomped outside. "Why don't you….." "Well, if you really want me to…..okay! I'll go," Pan said with a smile on her face. "YAY!!! YOU GO!!!!!!!!" "Alright, but who knows who I'll play this tape for," Pan said holding the tape of Trunks' whining and other stuff. This made Trunks' eyes widen. "Okay! I'll go! No need for blackmail!" he said as he quickly flew off to the nearest and the least populated store.
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Trunks was sneaking around until he found the section he was dreading. "Hmmm….what kind does Pan want?" He looked at the whole shelf of pads and decided to take one of each. He walked over to the nearest cash register and put the whole arm-full of pads down. The cashier's eyes widen at the amount. "Man, your girl's got you whipped!!" the boy said. He received a glare from Trunks. The cashier then got to a little box. "Pregnancy test? God, with all these pads, you must have really had fun with her!! How many daughters do you have???" the cashier said. Trunks blushed furiously. Some whispered behind Trunks. With his saiyan hearing, he heard a lady. "Isn't that the vice president of Capsule Corporation? Why is he buying a pregnancy test? I bet he's gay. He probably is seeing that boy…um…Goten, I think his name is," the lady whispered to her husband. "LOOK!!!! I ONLY HAVE 1 DAUGHTER AND SHE'S NOT EVEN BORN YET, OKAY!!!!!!! She's not even made, yet…" Trunks muttered. The cashier didn't hear the last part. "Ummm….actually, I think I'll buy the pregnancy test….um…my sister just got married and um….I want to buy it for her……." "Okay," the cashier said as he put everything in 3 bags. Before Trunks left, he looked back at the woman. "And, I am NOT gay!!!!" Trunks said as he ran off to the parking lot.
Trunks got to a deserted area and took off into the air to find Pan. When he finally found the tree, he descended. "Trunks? Did you buy me pads?" Pan asked. "Yup," Trunks said as he dumped all the bags of pads out. "Sheesh Trunks! My period only lasts for 5 more days!" Pan said. "You didn't tell me what kind!!!!" "You probably didn't hear me!" she said before grabbing the bag she needed and headed off into another part to change. When she came back, she packed all her stuff into capsules. "Where are we going?" Trunks asked. "To find a house to live in! I am NOT living in a tree!!" "Why? We could be like John C. Fremont! We could carve out a little reptile friend!" Trunks said. "Wow! I'm impressed! Where'd you learn that?" Pan asked. "Science camp at Mount Hermon," he said. "When I was in sixth grade." (REALLY! IT'S TRUE!!! I TOLD YOU I WENT TO SCIENCE CAMP!!!! THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!!!! WE WENT HIKING TO THE TREE JOHN C. FREMONT LIVED IN! HE EVEN HAD A REPTILE FACE CARVED INSIDE SO HE WOULDN'T GET LONELY!!) "Well, let's go then!" "You know, we could always go to my house on the island!" He led her to a little island near a cliff where giant green trees grew. It even had a country club next to it!
Inside was beautiful. "I prefer the house before, but this is also cool!" Pan said. The red velvet was soft and plush under Pan's toes, and the chandeliers were gorgeous. The whole place looked like a castle! "Master Briefs," a butler said as he bowed. All the maids came out and started dragging Pan away to her room. "Mistress Son, I presume," one of the maids said. They all curtsied in a straight line. "Please, just call me Pan! I hate all these formalities." "Yes, Mis-er Pan," one of them quickly corrected herself. "Trunks? Where's the kitchen? I'm starved!" Pan said. Actually, her stomach said for her. "Okay! Just…..go right until you meet a corridor and then turn left not right, left and then go down the stairs to the second floor where there is a little dent in the wall. Turn that way and go left into the hall, down another flight of stairs, go left, right, right, up the stairs, turn the corridor to the left, make a sharp right turn, go into the maids' hall, go down the spiral stairs, and turn left again at the giant door. There, you'll meet a statue of a woman. Turn right. Just keep going straight until you see 18 halls going in different directions. Go into the 12th one. Keep going until you meet a fork. Take the left way and keep going right until you smell something delicious!" Trunks said in one whole breath. Pan sweat dropped. "Um, Trunks? Do you know where your room is?" Pan asked. "Um…let's see…was it left and up or was it right and up? Hmmm………" Pan sighed. "Just as I thought. You can remember all that to the dining table, but you can't even remember where your own room is….." Pan said.
With that, she took a hold of Trunks' arm and made him guide the way to the dining room.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Gravity Room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, you really are Kakorott's brat's brat's spawns?" Vegeta asked as he managed to dodge a ki blast from Taylor. "Yes, grandpa Veggie! How many times are you going to ask us this?" Crystal asked in an exasperated voice. "How dare you talk back to me like that!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!!!!!!!" "Oh, come one grandpa Veggie! Grandma Bulma wouldn't let you do that! Besides, I would kick your ass!" Crystal said with a smirk. "COME ON!!!" Vegeta beckoned both Crystal and Taylor on.
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Vegeta was slung over Taylor's shoulder as the trio walked out. Well, Crystal and Taylor, anyway. Vegeta was beaten up pretty bad. "I want my mommy…." Vegeta whispered before he fell asleep. While he slept, Gohan was still in his exact place staying shocked.
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"Ummm…is anybody there? Hello! Can someone let me out? Please?" Marron begged to no one from inside the regeneration tank.
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Poor Vegeta! Anyway, what's Trunks and Pan going to do? Will Gohan EVER come out of his shock? Will anyone remember Marron? I hope not!! What's going on with the women???? Find out in the next chapter!!!! Oh, and about the fruit thing, I just thought Pan should eat healthy a little even though it doesn't grow there……anyway, thanks to Professor Authordude, Maddy, Neckomon, PixieWhitefeather, MiChan, *Ryoko* TP, pochahontas82, goldcherry, juliemoonstar, ills, Cassie Wang, Z, YUE'S LOVER, kristy, dragon agility, DR. SQUEE, Impossible, and Hotohori4life!!!!!!