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Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great! Just great! I miss out on updating for a day and Z already thinks I've died…… hmmm….. how nice……. Anyway, I don't know who I'm gonna pair Pan up with, but I'm pairing Bra and Goten up if you didn't already know! Of course, telling by my uh…more violent chapters, you should pretty much know that I think Marron is a bitch who doesn't belong anywhere, but if you like Marron, I'm sorry! I'm just born to like Pan as my fave character! Just be happy that I'm not going to kill Marron, okay? SORRY IF YOU WANTED MARRON AND GOTEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
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Pan woke up with a yawn as she lifted herself off of the king-sized bed. "Pan! Good morning. Master Briefs is still sleeping, but I would be happy to make you breakfast! What would you like?" Pan's maid asked. Pan's eyes lit up when she heard the words 'breakfast and still sleeping.' "Um… I would like a LOT of bacon, hash browns, sausage, and eggs!" Pan said. "Oh! Can you get me a big bucket of pink paint, a set of other colors, cotton balls, and some paint brushes?" "Of course!" the maid said as she ran down to get the buckets and brushes. She ran back up and handed them to Pan. "Thanks Alicia," Pan said to her maid. When Alicia went down to make breakfast, Pan got dressed quickly and ran down to Trunks' room. Pan quietly tiptoed into Trunks room. '7:43 AM' the clock read. 'Perfect. He won't be up for another two hours," Pan thought. She started painting the whole room INCLUDING Trunks. 'AHA! There's the carrot………" Pan thought mischievously……………….
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"Wake up my dear," Pan whispered into Trunks' ear. Trunks' eyes immediately opened. Pan quickly ducked under her bed. Trunks felt really warm. He had a carrot in his mouth. He took it out. "What the hell?" He looked at his room and saw bunnies painted on his walls. He stood up on the floor. REAL bunnies were on the floor!! They were……PINK!?! He looked at his mirror. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! I'VE BECOME MR. HIPPITY-HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. He was covered in pink cotton balls and had pink cotton ears along with a red bow-tie. When he turned around, he saw a little pink cotton ball on his butt. "I'VE GOT A TAIL, TOO!!" Trunks yelled. He tried finding Mr. Hippity- Hop, but he couldn't find him. "IT'S OFFICIAL!!! I'VE BECOME MR. HIPPITY- HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed as he fell onto the floor and curled up into a ball. Suddenly, he heard laughing. Pan came out from under the bed. "YOU ARE TOO EASY!!!!!!!" Pan could barely say those 4 words from all her laughing.
"PAN!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled as he ran after her. She yelped, then teleported herself out of his room and in front of his door. When he opened the door, a bucket of tar covered him. The bucket fell on his head. "IT'S STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled. He got giggles instead of help. "PAN!! YOU BETTER HELP ME OR I AIN'T FEEDING YOU!!!!!!!!" "You don't need to feed me! I can feed myself thank you very much!!!!!!!" "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY FOOD!!!!!!" "You don't have to! Alicia will!" "ARGH!!! HELP ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!" "Fine, fine…." Pan helped Trunks with the bucket and successfully pulled it off. However, let's just say Trunks' hair won't be making him look so hot for at least 2 weeks…… "Master Briefs???" Milton, Trunks' butler said. "Milton, SOT CALLING ME THAT AND GET ME A TOWEL!!!!" "Yes, sir," Milton said as he walked away. "Yay. He stops calling me 'Master Briefs' but starts with the 'sir' crap," Trunks said as he walked into his bathroom. He peeked his head out of the bathroom. "DON'T THINK I AIN'T GETTING YOU BACK FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!" Pan just skipped to the dining room.
When she entered, she instantly went into a trance. She floated to the table full of delicious foods. "Yummy……." She said in a dreamy voice. She immediately started eating. "Man! And I thought Master Briefs ate like a pig…" Alicia whispered to Milton. "This….is…*swallow*….GOOD!!!!" Pan said eating a slice of cantaloupe. Trunks came in just as Pan finished the last scrap of food. "Y…YOU….FIN…FINISHED ALL THE…FOOD!?!" Trunks whined. "Sorry!! But, first come first serve as they say it," Pan said as she smirked and walked away. Then, she saw the big pout on his face. "AAWWWWW!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST SO KAWAII WHEN YOU'RE MAD!!!!" Pan said as if she were talking to a baby. She threw her arms around his neck and gave him a light kiss, then proceeded to walk out, but not before hearing, "OF COURSE I'M CUTE!!!!!" 'Hmmm…..maybe I shouldn't have said that. Feeding his ego isn't good!! Especially when it's already bigger than nine universes,' she thought. She decided to take a dip in the pool. She got her silver bikini and asked Lina, (I also love watching Slayers after DBZ on the international channel!) another maid where the pool was. "Down the hall and to the left," Lina said.
After Pan got there, she jumped in and swam 5,600 laps around. 'Nice warm- up!' Pan thought. She then heard a low whistle and turned to see a guy dressed in a suit. 'Cute, but no manners at ALL!!! Wait! Manners!?! What am I thinking!?! I'm turning into grandma Chi-Chi!!' Pan thought. (My sister's name is Chi-Chi!! SERIOUSLY!! Except, she's MUCH nicer!!!!) "It's no wonder you have a great body. Seeing as how you love swimming so much," the guy said. "Excuse me? Who are you and why are you here?" Pan asked with a glare. She didn't like people talking about her body. "Well, I am yet another 'slave' to the almighty Trunks and my name is Christopher. Chris for short," he said. "If you hate being a 'slave' then why are you here?" she asked sharply. She was beginning to lose her temper. 'I can't believe he's talking about Trunks like that!' she thought. She decided to get out. "If you'll excuse me, I'll be going," Pan said hotly before leaving for the door back door. Chris stopped her. "What's the rush?" Pan stood there. "Let go," she said in a dangerous, yet exceptionally calm voice. "I don't think the 'prince' will mind if I play with you a little bit," he said as he started touching her more sensitive parts. She was now boiling!!!
Before she could do anything, someone punched Chris. "TRUNKS!?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!" Pan asked. "Oh, gee, I'm sorry! I thought people appreciated other people when they helped out," Trunks said sarcastically. "Sarcasm isn't one of your strong points, and besides, I WANTED TO HURT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan said in a whiny voice. Suddenly, Trunks felt an urge to jump Pan. 'NO! GET A GRIP, TRUNKS! I WILL NOT JUMP HER!!!!!!!' he screamed to himself. Pan was also thinking the same thing, except it was about Trunks. "Hold on. What day is today?" Pan asked. "It's….uh-oh…." Trunks said as realization dawned on him. "Full moon tonight!" they both yelled. "BONDING! MATING! SAIYANS IN HEAT!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!" Pan screamed. "LOCK THE DOORS!!!!!! STAY IN YOUR WING TONIGHT!!!!!!!! I'LL STAY IN MINE!!!!! JUST MAKE SURE LINA OR ALICIA BRING YOU FOOD, NOT A GUY, OKAY!?! Unless, of course, you're a lesbian…." Trunks said. "I AM NOT!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE, BOYS SHOULD BRING YOU YOUR FOOD UNLESS, YOU KNOW! YOU'RE GAY!!!!!" Pan shot back. "WHY DOES EVERYBODY INFER THAT I'M GAY!?! I AM NOT GAY!!!!! FIRST, IT'S THIS LADY THAT SAYS I'M GAY AT THE STORE! NOW, IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT, OKAY!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed. "Uh….okay…." Pan said. They both looked at each other suddenly with lust in their eyes. "EEEEEKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!!" they both screeched as they ran to their own wings.
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Gohan finally got out of his little shock and anger was in his eyes. "WHERE IS MARRON!?!" he yelled. He wanted SO bad to pound her into the ground. He flew to C.C. only to find no one there. "Where's everyone????" he asked himself. "Wait, it's the full moon tonight. OOOHHHH!!!! I bet Goten is in for it now. Vegeta is going to threaten him like there is no tomorrow. He probably did already, though," Gohan said. "Wherever you're at, Goten, I give you my sympathy little brother," he said as he saluted to nothing but air. "I better get going and find Pan. PAN!!! OH NO!!!!! WHAT IF SHE MATES WITH TRUNKS!!!!!!! IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS BABY GIRL, YOU ARE IN FOR IT TRUNKS!!!!!!" he yelled aloud. He started trying to sense her ki forgetting all about Marron and her little tank situation.
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"IS ANYONE THERE!?! HELLO!!!!!!!" Marron shouted as she started pounding on the glass.
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All the Z women were in a room. They were cooking when Goku appeared out of nowhere and knocked against the window. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GOKU!?!" Chi-Chi scolded. "I smelt the food!! I'm hungry, Chi-Chi!!!" Goku said rubbing his stomach. "Goku, you were 1,700 MILES away from here and you were able to smell my cooking???" "Yup! I knew instantly that you were going to make a roast!!!!" Goku said. "FINE!!!!! TAKE IT, BUT IF YOU COME HERE AGAIN, I WILL BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO!!!!" Chi-Chi said as she took out her almighty frying pan. Goku took the food and left in a hurry afraid that the frying pan was going to go after him. "Who was that?" Bulma asked. "Goku. I can't believe he can smell that far away! Well, there goes our meal!" Chi-Chi said. "Take-out?" Videl suggested. "Okay!" all the women agreed.
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Now, really! I ain't going to write any yucky things in the next chapter! But, my sister can't exactly get mad at me if I do write a bit of hentai! What does she expect from me!?! Friends has WAY more hentai in it than my writing! The highest the rating will go is R!!! The most hentai I will put in it will probably be kissing or what Chris did, okay?? Well, anyway, what's going to happen to Trunks and Pan since it's a full moon??? I'm still deciding on if I should make them mate then or if I should make a few more interesting little twists! Thanks to Cassie Wang, kristy, Z, ills, MiChan, juliemoonstar, pochahontas82, *Ryoko* TP, TrunksPan-Luver4evr, and Professor Authordude!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great! Just great! I miss out on updating for a day and Z already thinks I've died…… hmmm….. how nice……. Anyway, I don't know who I'm gonna pair Pan up with, but I'm pairing Bra and Goten up if you didn't already know! Of course, telling by my uh…more violent chapters, you should pretty much know that I think Marron is a bitch who doesn't belong anywhere, but if you like Marron, I'm sorry! I'm just born to like Pan as my fave character! Just be happy that I'm not going to kill Marron, okay? SORRY IF YOU WANTED MARRON AND GOTEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
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Pan woke up with a yawn as she lifted herself off of the king-sized bed. "Pan! Good morning. Master Briefs is still sleeping, but I would be happy to make you breakfast! What would you like?" Pan's maid asked. Pan's eyes lit up when she heard the words 'breakfast and still sleeping.' "Um… I would like a LOT of bacon, hash browns, sausage, and eggs!" Pan said. "Oh! Can you get me a big bucket of pink paint, a set of other colors, cotton balls, and some paint brushes?" "Of course!" the maid said as she ran down to get the buckets and brushes. She ran back up and handed them to Pan. "Thanks Alicia," Pan said to her maid. When Alicia went down to make breakfast, Pan got dressed quickly and ran down to Trunks' room. Pan quietly tiptoed into Trunks room. '7:43 AM' the clock read. 'Perfect. He won't be up for another two hours," Pan thought. She started painting the whole room INCLUDING Trunks. 'AHA! There's the carrot………" Pan thought mischievously……………….
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"Wake up my dear," Pan whispered into Trunks' ear. Trunks' eyes immediately opened. Pan quickly ducked under her bed. Trunks felt really warm. He had a carrot in his mouth. He took it out. "What the hell?" He looked at his room and saw bunnies painted on his walls. He stood up on the floor. REAL bunnies were on the floor!! They were……PINK!?! He looked at his mirror. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! I'VE BECOME MR. HIPPITY-HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. He was covered in pink cotton balls and had pink cotton ears along with a red bow-tie. When he turned around, he saw a little pink cotton ball on his butt. "I'VE GOT A TAIL, TOO!!" Trunks yelled. He tried finding Mr. Hippity- Hop, but he couldn't find him. "IT'S OFFICIAL!!! I'VE BECOME MR. HIPPITY- HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed as he fell onto the floor and curled up into a ball. Suddenly, he heard laughing. Pan came out from under the bed. "YOU ARE TOO EASY!!!!!!!" Pan could barely say those 4 words from all her laughing.
"PAN!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled as he ran after her. She yelped, then teleported herself out of his room and in front of his door. When he opened the door, a bucket of tar covered him. The bucket fell on his head. "IT'S STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled. He got giggles instead of help. "PAN!! YOU BETTER HELP ME OR I AIN'T FEEDING YOU!!!!!!!!" "You don't need to feed me! I can feed myself thank you very much!!!!!!!" "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY FOOD!!!!!!" "You don't have to! Alicia will!" "ARGH!!! HELP ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!" "Fine, fine…." Pan helped Trunks with the bucket and successfully pulled it off. However, let's just say Trunks' hair won't be making him look so hot for at least 2 weeks…… "Master Briefs???" Milton, Trunks' butler said. "Milton, SOT CALLING ME THAT AND GET ME A TOWEL!!!!" "Yes, sir," Milton said as he walked away. "Yay. He stops calling me 'Master Briefs' but starts with the 'sir' crap," Trunks said as he walked into his bathroom. He peeked his head out of the bathroom. "DON'T THINK I AIN'T GETTING YOU BACK FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!" Pan just skipped to the dining room.
When she entered, she instantly went into a trance. She floated to the table full of delicious foods. "Yummy……." She said in a dreamy voice. She immediately started eating. "Man! And I thought Master Briefs ate like a pig…" Alicia whispered to Milton. "This….is…*swallow*….GOOD!!!!" Pan said eating a slice of cantaloupe. Trunks came in just as Pan finished the last scrap of food. "Y…YOU….FIN…FINISHED ALL THE…FOOD!?!" Trunks whined. "Sorry!! But, first come first serve as they say it," Pan said as she smirked and walked away. Then, she saw the big pout on his face. "AAWWWWW!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST SO KAWAII WHEN YOU'RE MAD!!!!" Pan said as if she were talking to a baby. She threw her arms around his neck and gave him a light kiss, then proceeded to walk out, but not before hearing, "OF COURSE I'M CUTE!!!!!" 'Hmmm…..maybe I shouldn't have said that. Feeding his ego isn't good!! Especially when it's already bigger than nine universes,' she thought. She decided to take a dip in the pool. She got her silver bikini and asked Lina, (I also love watching Slayers after DBZ on the international channel!) another maid where the pool was. "Down the hall and to the left," Lina said.
After Pan got there, she jumped in and swam 5,600 laps around. 'Nice warm- up!' Pan thought. She then heard a low whistle and turned to see a guy dressed in a suit. 'Cute, but no manners at ALL!!! Wait! Manners!?! What am I thinking!?! I'm turning into grandma Chi-Chi!!' Pan thought. (My sister's name is Chi-Chi!! SERIOUSLY!! Except, she's MUCH nicer!!!!) "It's no wonder you have a great body. Seeing as how you love swimming so much," the guy said. "Excuse me? Who are you and why are you here?" Pan asked with a glare. She didn't like people talking about her body. "Well, I am yet another 'slave' to the almighty Trunks and my name is Christopher. Chris for short," he said. "If you hate being a 'slave' then why are you here?" she asked sharply. She was beginning to lose her temper. 'I can't believe he's talking about Trunks like that!' she thought. She decided to get out. "If you'll excuse me, I'll be going," Pan said hotly before leaving for the door back door. Chris stopped her. "What's the rush?" Pan stood there. "Let go," she said in a dangerous, yet exceptionally calm voice. "I don't think the 'prince' will mind if I play with you a little bit," he said as he started touching her more sensitive parts. She was now boiling!!!
Before she could do anything, someone punched Chris. "TRUNKS!?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!" Pan asked. "Oh, gee, I'm sorry! I thought people appreciated other people when they helped out," Trunks said sarcastically. "Sarcasm isn't one of your strong points, and besides, I WANTED TO HURT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan said in a whiny voice. Suddenly, Trunks felt an urge to jump Pan. 'NO! GET A GRIP, TRUNKS! I WILL NOT JUMP HER!!!!!!!' he screamed to himself. Pan was also thinking the same thing, except it was about Trunks. "Hold on. What day is today?" Pan asked. "It's….uh-oh…." Trunks said as realization dawned on him. "Full moon tonight!" they both yelled. "BONDING! MATING! SAIYANS IN HEAT!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!" Pan screamed. "LOCK THE DOORS!!!!!! STAY IN YOUR WING TONIGHT!!!!!!!! I'LL STAY IN MINE!!!!! JUST MAKE SURE LINA OR ALICIA BRING YOU FOOD, NOT A GUY, OKAY!?! Unless, of course, you're a lesbian…." Trunks said. "I AM NOT!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE, BOYS SHOULD BRING YOU YOUR FOOD UNLESS, YOU KNOW! YOU'RE GAY!!!!!" Pan shot back. "WHY DOES EVERYBODY INFER THAT I'M GAY!?! I AM NOT GAY!!!!! FIRST, IT'S THIS LADY THAT SAYS I'M GAY AT THE STORE! NOW, IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT, OKAY!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed. "Uh….okay…." Pan said. They both looked at each other suddenly with lust in their eyes. "EEEEEKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!!" they both screeched as they ran to their own wings.
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Gohan finally got out of his little shock and anger was in his eyes. "WHERE IS MARRON!?!" he yelled. He wanted SO bad to pound her into the ground. He flew to C.C. only to find no one there. "Where's everyone????" he asked himself. "Wait, it's the full moon tonight. OOOHHHH!!!! I bet Goten is in for it now. Vegeta is going to threaten him like there is no tomorrow. He probably did already, though," Gohan said. "Wherever you're at, Goten, I give you my sympathy little brother," he said as he saluted to nothing but air. "I better get going and find Pan. PAN!!! OH NO!!!!! WHAT IF SHE MATES WITH TRUNKS!!!!!!! IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS BABY GIRL, YOU ARE IN FOR IT TRUNKS!!!!!!" he yelled aloud. He started trying to sense her ki forgetting all about Marron and her little tank situation.
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"IS ANYONE THERE!?! HELLO!!!!!!!" Marron shouted as she started pounding on the glass.
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All the Z women were in a room. They were cooking when Goku appeared out of nowhere and knocked against the window. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GOKU!?!" Chi-Chi scolded. "I smelt the food!! I'm hungry, Chi-Chi!!!" Goku said rubbing his stomach. "Goku, you were 1,700 MILES away from here and you were able to smell my cooking???" "Yup! I knew instantly that you were going to make a roast!!!!" Goku said. "FINE!!!!! TAKE IT, BUT IF YOU COME HERE AGAIN, I WILL BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO!!!!" Chi-Chi said as she took out her almighty frying pan. Goku took the food and left in a hurry afraid that the frying pan was going to go after him. "Who was that?" Bulma asked. "Goku. I can't believe he can smell that far away! Well, there goes our meal!" Chi-Chi said. "Take-out?" Videl suggested. "Okay!" all the women agreed.
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Now, really! I ain't going to write any yucky things in the next chapter! But, my sister can't exactly get mad at me if I do write a bit of hentai! What does she expect from me!?! Friends has WAY more hentai in it than my writing! The highest the rating will go is R!!! The most hentai I will put in it will probably be kissing or what Chris did, okay?? Well, anyway, what's going to happen to Trunks and Pan since it's a full moon??? I'm still deciding on if I should make them mate then or if I should make a few more interesting little twists! Thanks to Cassie Wang, kristy, Z, ills, MiChan, juliemoonstar, pochahontas82, *Ryoko* TP, TrunksPan-Luver4evr, and Professor Authordude!!!!!!
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