Chapter 2
More Archival Footage
Authors note*
*I was originally gonna make more than 1 chapter for the Archival footage, but due to the reviews, I decided to make more. Hope you enjoy, ingrates (no offence.)
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When Snake defeats Olga.
Otacon: What are you doing?
Snake starts poking at Olga's breasts.
Snake: What?
Otacon: Don't do that, it's rude! Stop doing that!
Snake continues poking her chest.
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When the guard is "pissing" over the side.
Hideo: Okay, Raiden, I want you to run under and stay under the "shower" for a few seconds.
Raiden: Why?
Hideo: JUST DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO!
Raiden runs under the shower and stays for a few seconds. Raiden leaves, drenched in urine.
Hideo: CUT! One more time in 20 minutes!
Raiden: I did what I was told to do.
Hideo: You weren't drenched enough.
Raiden walks away to get cleaned up.
Hideo: You, pissing guard, come over here.
The pissing guard walks to him.
Guard: Yes?
Hideo: Wanna increase your salary?
Guard: Of course.
Hideo: Okay, a few minutes b4 the next take, start going. (Hands him a magazine).
Guard: Okay.
Raiden returns to the set and prepares for the shoot.
Hideo: Raiden, stay under until I yell for you to proceed.
Raiden: K.
Hideo: Action!
Raiden goes and stays under a new waterfall. It doesn't go as fast or rapidly as the previous waterfall. He stayed under until 3 minutes later.
Hideo: Go!
Raiden gets away from the waterfall.
Hideo: Cut! That was perfect! Hey Pissing Guard, toss down the magazine! (A magazine is thrown and lands in Hideo's hand.) Good old F.H.M.
Raiden: Should the waterfall be white?
Stagehand: That wasn't urine.
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Backstage.
Hideo: Where's Raiden, Olga, and Rose? I need them for the next shot.
Raiden, Rose, and Olga walk out of Olga's dressing room, each with robes on and smoking.
Olga: Whew!
Raiden: No wonder you're called Deep Throat. But next time, I wanna do more of the work. It got kinda boring with you and Rose.
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When Raiden "fights" Fortune.
Fortune: I'll kill you!
Raiden fires a Socom bullet at Fortune, but KoRn style, it came back and hit him in the head.
Hideo: Who messed with bullet deflector?
"Me."
Everyone notices Snake.
Snake: If he's gonna replace me, I want some satisfaction.
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Backstage.
Hideo walks out with a robe on, smoking, and coming out of