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Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! Fate sucks!

So…..did anyone actually get that Romeo crap because I sure as hell didn't! I forgot to tell everyone that I don't own that either!!!!! But, if I told you, it would've ruined one of the surprises right?

Trunks:18

Goten:18

Ubuu:17

Marron:17

Pan:17

Bra:16

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Morning ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Ugh….." Pan woke up with a major hangover. 'Wait, I didn't drink last night. I'M NOT EVEN LEGAL, but of course there was that time where I had the drinking contest……..but…………..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !" she screamed aloud when she looked under the sheets. "WHAT!?!" someone yelled beside her. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"

she yelled again. "WHY ARE YOU YELLING!?!" Trunks asked. Pan looked under the sheets once more before fainting. Trunks sat up and looked at her. He blushed like hell before tossing a part of the blanket on top of her. He then looked at her neck. 'A bite mark?' He felt his own neck and…..'I have one too………uh-oh…..I'm dead………I just hope Gohan doesn't beat me up TOO bad…' he thought as he cringed thinking about all the possibilities of death.

"Pan? Please wake up!" Trunks said as he gently shook her. "Wha-what? Oh, Trunks! Man, I had the strangest dream!!! I dreamt that I was mated to you!!! Isn't tha-AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan screamed as she saw that it wasn't a dream. "Pan? Now, calm down, honey…..PLEASE CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed making her shut up. "Now, we're mated, but you know it would've happened sooner or-Pan, sweety…….here," Trunks said as he handed over a bag that was on the floor hoping to stop her from hyperventilating. "Breathe Pan-chan, Breathe," Trunks said rubbing her back. "I *huff* can't *huff* be *huff* mated *huff* to *huff* you *huff* *huff* *huff*………….MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan started sobbing uncontrollably. "PAN!!!!!!!!! STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*hiccup* I want my daddy!!!!! WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" "NONO!!! YOU DON'T WANT YOUR DADDY!!!!!!!!!! GOHAN IS GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "That's what I'm hoping for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan said.

"Please!!!!!!!!!!! Let's not tell anyone!!! PLEASE!?! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks pleaded. An evil gleam sparked in Pan's eye. "Anything?" "*gulp* Y-yeah…….." Trunks said weakly. "Okay! I want you to be my personal slave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "NO WAY!!!!!" "Alright," she said as she put two fingers on her head ready to go to her house. "NO!!!! I'LL DO IT!!! I'LL DO IT!!!" Trunks said quickly. "Good! First off, I want you to go and get me breakfast." "Okay!" he said as he hopped down and ran for the kitchen. "And put some clothes on!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan yelled. "Oh, yeah…hehehe…" Trunks said. He went downstairs. 'Well, maybe being her personal slave isn't THAT bad….' He thought. As he returned with a tray full of food which was mostly covered in his own saliva, Pan looked at it in disgust. "Oh well," Pan said as she ate it. Trunks just stared at her. "You are actually going to eat that?" Trunks asked. "Why not? All this saliva was nothing compared to how much saliva I had to swallow last night with all the kissing," Pan said.

As soon as Pan finished, she told Trunks what to get her next. "Okay, I'll need my hair done, a new training gi, my CD fixed, newcomputer,mybooks,anewwallet,someJuicyFruitgum,anewvideo,

anewsetofpens,somenotebooks,somepaints,agravityroom,anewcar,apairofconcertti ckets,anewlamp,

andabout$80,000foradress!" Pan said in one breath. "…..what?" Trunks asked. "*sigh* I'll need my hair done, a new training gi, my CD fixed, new computer, my books, a new wallet, a new video, some Juicy Fruit gum, a new set of pens, some notebooks, some paints, a gravity room, a new car, a pair of concert tickets, a new lamp, and about $80,000 for a dress!" Trunks just blinked. "You want a dress?" "GGGGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST GET ME THE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan yelled making Trunks jump. "Yes, sir." Pan gave him a glare. "I mean…uh….yes ma'am!!!" Trunks said nervously. "Good. GO!!!!" Pan ordered. Trunks just went out to but everything. 'YAY! My personal slave!!!!! It just happened to be Trunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Pan thought happily.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 2 Hours Later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"Pan? I'm home!" Trunks yelled as he entered only to be knocked down. Everything scattered around the front yard. The door wasn't tall enough for him to bring everything in. Pan checked all the items. "What is this? No Juicy Fruit gum? HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT!?!" Pan exclaimed. "Huh? Oh……sorry…" Trunks muttered. "Well, sorry isn't going to get me any gum!!!! Now, MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan ordered. "Bitchy…bitchy…bitchy…." "GGGGGGRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE NOW OR I'M CALLING DADDY!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "Okay…okay….." Trunks said as he went to the closest drug store to buy some Juicy Fruit gum.

Trunks went to nearest drug store, but found out that it was closed. "Sheesh. Fine, on to the next one…" Trunks drove to another one which was about 20 miles away. "Sorry sir, but we don't have any Juicy Fruit gum left," the clerk said. "What? Oh, that's okay," Trunks said as he drove yet again to another store. "Man, I am almost out of gas….." Trunks said. Suddenly, he saw a deer in the road and couldn't stop in time. He went flying into the air when he stepped on the pedal. The deer didn't get hurt, but Trunks' car did. "Ow……" Just then, the deer came and trampled over him. "OUCH!!!!!!!!!" Trunks got up slowly and took to the air seeing as how his car was now reduced to ash. As he landed, he looked at where he was. 'Yemen' it said. "YEMEN!?! WHAT!?! I'M ALL THE WAY HERE!?!" (I just thought about my social studies book and that Friend's episode!!) Trunks looked around him. "Population……..che! Like I know! It's probably around 1,000,000 or so…." Trunks guessed. (Yeah right!!!) He looked at everything. "Hm…wonder of they have any convenience stores around here…" Trunks said looking around.

Trunks traveled around the world at least 5 times, but he didn't have any luck. He decided to return home, but couldn't find his keys. He took everything out of his pocket and found the keys. He also found a pack of Juicy Fruit gum there. "WHAT!?! IT'S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!?!" He entered and dragged himself to Pan. "Here," he muttered. "Oh! I don't want it anymore! I just remembered that I still had a box full of Juicy Fruit gum in my bag!!" Pan said happily. Trunks just fell down with his butt sticking up in the air. "Z….z…z…z…z…z…" "Trunks?" "Z…z…z…z….z…z…z…z…" "Man, this is going to be a long day," Pan said sighing before trying to wake him up.

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Poor Trunks! He had to go all that way for nothing!! Oh well! In the next chapter, what will Pan make Trunks do? Will Gohan ever find out about the mating? Will Vegeta beat the crap out of Goten? What happened to Marron??? Find out in the next chapter!!!!!!! Thanks to cristal, mrchezzysnickers, Tanyaneko, MiChan, *Ryoko* TP, ills, Sandy02, pochahontas82, Goku's dragon mistress, Murderer of Bulma, Z, DR. SQUEE, Miss Myrhe, TrunksPan-Luver4evr, Chibi-Chi, RiceC25, and Bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!