Snake: Raiden you should get a haircut, a lot of people are gonna make fun of you.
Raiden: You're the one with a MULLET!!

E.E. - Just let me rest a little while...
*Raiden walks up to her, breaks her neck*
Raiden - Ok, then rest in peace.

Raiden: you're Ames aren't you?
Hostage: MmMmmmmhmhmh!
Raiden to another hostage: You're Ames aren't you?
Hostage:Mmmmmhmhmmmh!
Raiden to another hostage: You're Ames aren't you?
Hostage: MMmmmmhhmhm!
Raiden to the guard: You're Ames aren't y...whoops! Sorry! just pretend I didn't say anything ok?
Guard: Say why are holding that mic? And where's your AK?
Raiden: Well you see the thing about that is..............bye!
Raiden runs off.

Guard: Huh? What was that noise?
Raiden: A hand knocking on a wall...
Guard: Huh? What was that noise?
Raiden: An enemy approaching from the back...
Guard: Huh? What was that noise?
Raiden: A hand closing round your neck...
Guard: Hu-h? Wha-t w-as that n--oise?
Raiden: The bones in your throat crushing...
Guard: Huuuh? What was thhatt noooise?
Raiden: Your dying body slumping on the ground...
Guard: Hu..wha..noi...se?
Raiden: Your almost dead body being searched for ammo and rations...Huh? What was that noise?
Guard: A guard who watched the whole event and has called for backup...
Raiden: Huh? What's that noise?
Backup: Us shooting you from various positions with lots of bullets...
Raiden: Huh? Whaaas tha...nois?
Rose: Me following the script by wailing like a cat.

Otacon: Press the Triangle button rapidly to open the hatch, or you can hold the Triangle button to slowly open the hatch.
Snake: First of all, what the hell is a Triangle button? Second, why the hell would I want to open the hatch slowly?
Otacon: Um...I don't know, it's in the script, bear with me, ok?
Snake: Kojima thinks he's soooo funny...

Fortune "you killed my father, Snake"

Snake: "Wrong I am your father.

Fortune: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Snake: "This may take a while Raiden"

Raiden: (half way up ladder) "I know"

-In the first room where you begin with Raiden after he opened the valve door and found the beat up soldier and calls the colonel on the Codec:
Raiden-''Colonel, I've spotted an enemy sentry.''
Colonel-''Take him out.''
Raiden-''I've spotted another enemy sentry.''
Colonel-''Take him out too.''
Raiden-''Colonel, another one.''
Colonel-''Take them all out.''
Raiden-''Colonel, ...''
Snake-''Enough Raiden!''
Colonel-''We know! You've spotted another enemy sentry.''
Raiden-''No! I see your mother dancing with the marine commander!
Scott Dolph-(Rapping)Intruder to the left to the right in the back in the front up your butt!

Rose: Raiden, I'm pregnant, I'm carrying your baby.
Raiden: (Falls to the ground) Why me Kojima?! WHY ME!?!

[Guard spots Snake]
Guard: !
Snake: Uh-oh! Damn!
Guard: I'm under erne--
Snake: [shoots guard]
Ocelot (Radio): What's going on?! Respond!
[Snake picks up radio]
Snake: I'm under enemy fire! Secure the perimeter!
Otacon[Codec]: YOU IDIOT!

As soon as Otacon pulls the parrot out of the cage, Raiden laces it with the M4
"Not so tough without your Cage, are you??"

*vamp on water*
Raiden: what the hell?!he running on water!
Scott Dolph:you should see what he can do underwater!

Replace a word in any quote in MGS2 with the word "balls" and see what you come up with.

Colonel: Log into the node.

Raiden: Did you say "balls?"

Ninja: I'm like you. I have no balls.

Fatman: Laugh! And grow balls!

Snake: The whole thing stank. But our balls had been in the snow too long.

These are just a few for right now.