Go Away!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! Damn! I am so unfortunate!!
Hehehe!!! Well, making them go into a scene from Alice in Wonderland was fun!! Yeah, yeah! I know it was weird, but HEY! I AM WEIRD!!! Oh yeah! I don't own Alice in Wonderland either! I didn't want to tell you in the last chapter or else it would've spoiled it, right??? Just to let you know, any stuff like Alice in Wonderland or Romeo and Juliet, I will not tell that I don't own it because that would give it away! So, don't jump to conclusions and sue me, kay? Kay!
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
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"Okay…..this is what we do. We back away slowly and-Pan? Where are you?" Trunks asked as he looked back and saw that Pan was already 50 yards away from the piranha plant sitting on a huge mushroom. Trunks sweat dropped and quickly ran to the mushroom. "Traitor," he said as he got to Pan. "Uh…sorry that I didn't warn you about the giant piranha plants! They could bite a saiyan's head off," Pan said. "Oh! Thanks for warning me now that it doesn't matter!!!" Trunks yelled. Trunks plopped back onto the comfy mushroom, but he also found it to be quite fragrant. "Mmmm……maybe just a little bite won't hurt," he said as he pinched a part of the mushroom and bit into it. "Uh…Trunks?" "Yeah?" "Look down," Pan said. Trunks looked down to see a miniature-sized Pan. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a giant!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "HERE!! EAT THIS!!!!!!!" Pan said as he took the little speck of mushroom and swallowed. "Uh…Trunks? Look up," Pan said. "Huh? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SHORTER THAN A DWARF!!! WHAT'S NEXT!?! DOES A MAGIC TABLE APPEAR WITH A KEY UNDER IT OR SOMETHING!?!" Trunks shouted in his little voice. "Uh…actually, that can't happen since we're already in Wonderland, but….uh-oh…." Pan said as the small nest that contained a bird and her eggs that were on Trunks' giant head now flew off with the little Trunks in its mouth along with her eggs.
"TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "PAN!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BECOME DINNER FOR A BIRD!!!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. Pan immediately flew up and handed him a small piece of the mushroom. He turned back to his normal size, but the bird looked at him in surprise. She flew away, but Trunks ki fried her. "THAT'S FOR PUTTING ME IN YOUR DISGUSTING MOUTH YOU LITTLE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh….scrambled eggs…" Trunks said as he saw that the eggs were now scrambled. He instantly started to eat. "Trunks? What's that cat doing on your head?" Pan asked pointing to a fat cat that floated above Trunks' head. "What?" Trunks asked as he ran a hand over his head. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled as he tossed the cat off. "Now, that wasn't very nice," the cat said as he dusted himself off. "Who are you? WAIT!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!! YOU'RE THE PACIFIER CAT, RIGHT!?!" Trunks asked. "CHESHIRE CAT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!" both Pan and the Cheshire cat shouted. "Oh……WELL, SORRY!!!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE IN UM…..wait…let me count……um….18 minus 12….uh….5? No…that's not it…uh…I DON'T KNOW!!!!" Trunks shouted. "6 IDIOT!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "OH!! YEAH!!! SINCE I WAS SIX!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "Well, if you want to leave this place, you'll have to go to the queen…..because you just can't leave the same way you came in…no siree!" the Cheshire cat said vanishing.
Pan and Trunks had gotten to a road and saw a white rabbit with a pocket watch. "AAHHH!! I'M LATE! I'M LATE!! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!!!!!!" the white rabbit shouted. "LOOK!! THE WHITE RABBIT!!!!!!!" Trunks said. "It kinda reminds me of Mr. Hippity-Hop.." Trunks said. "LET'S FOLLOW IT!!!!!!" Pan said as she hurried. Both ended up in a tea party. "Hello! I'm Mad Hatter!!" a weird man said as he turned around to reveal himself as Goten. "And, I'm the March Hare!!!!!" a rabbit turned around revealing Ubuu with rabbit ears. "UNCLE GOTNE??? UBUU!?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!" Pan asked. "I thought this was your cave!! YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!!!" Trunks said. "This is!!!!! This never happened before, though!!!!!!" Pan said. After Trunks spilled his tea onto his shirt and the tea party ended, Pan tried transporting Trunks and herself out of the cave. "WHY DOESN'T IT WORK!?!" Pan shouted. They decided to walk on and saw the Cheshire cat again, but it was sitting on the entrance to the queen's maze. "I remember this!! This is when Jackie Chan kicks off a wall and goes into the big mansion while holding off guards!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "YOU DUMB ASS!!!!! THAT'S RUSH HOUR!!!!!!!!" Pan said. "Oh…yeah…" Trunks suddenly remembered. "Move it fatty!" Pan said shoving the Cheshire cat out of the way and going into the maze. After meeting the queen who turned out to be none other than Chi-Chi, they were to play croquet.
"Man! This is harder than it looks," Trunks said as he tried to hit the ball lightly, but ended up playing golf instead. Luckily, Chi-Chi's tall hair caught it. "THAT'S IT!!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi shouted. "Good work!" Pan said sarcastically to Trunks. They started a chase, but everything that passed them were just blurs. When they reached a door, the whole world started swirling and Chi-Chi and her guards were getting closer until. DOOM!!! "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" both Pan and Trunks shouted as they landed on the floor of the ocean. "What? We're back in the submarine!!!!!!! It was all a dream!!!!!!" Trunks said. They both looked down at Trunks' shirt to see the tea stain. "Nope it wasn't…." Pan said. "Uh…I think we should go back now…" Trunks said as they both headed back to the party on the beach. When they got there, the first person they saw was Vegeta and he was wearing a…….dress!?! "What the hell? This is too disturbing……" Trunks said turning away. "I think he's drunk…." Pan said pointing to the cup in Vegeta's hands. "Man! No wonder he's dancing. Not even Bra could get him to do THAT!!!" Trunks said. "I thought this was too disturbing," Pan said. "Oh well," he said as he shrugged. "Now, he can't beat me up!! I have blackmail on him!!!!!" Trunks shouted joyfully. "Uh…I wouldn't exactly call this blackmail seeing as how 200 other people are here to witness this. "Oh….yeah…."
"PAN!! TRUNKS!!! WHERE WERE YOU!?!" Bra asked. "BRA!!!!! THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!! WE WERE IN WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "Ooh…so, sneaking off just to get some, eh?" Bra said smirking. "BRA!!!!! NOT THAT WONDERLAND!!! I MEAN, ALICE IN WONDERLAND'S WONDERLAND!!!!!!! See, first, we saw this piranha plant, and then we saw-" "Pan? I think you need some rest," Bra said. "Hold on! I have proof!" Trunks said as he held out a camcorder. When he played it, Bra gasped. "AW!!!!!!! THIS IS SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bra said as she looked at a baby Trunks holding his little Mr. Hippity-Hop. "WHAT!?! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOK!!!!!!" Trunks said as he stopped it just when it got to the potty training part. "TRUNKS!!!!!! YOU BAKA!!!!!!!! TURN IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE!!!!!!!!" Pan said completely forgetting about Wonderland. The tape with Wonderland on it was still on the sub, but Trunks capsulated the sub while trying to fight off Pan from taking to camcorder. "NO!!!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'LL USE IT FOR!!!!!! YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH BLACKMAIL ON ME!!!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "SO WHAT!?! I WANNA SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted as she grabbed it away, but got rammed by a drunken Vegeta who stumbled to the buffet table. "Hey gorgeous…." He slurred to Goten who looked at him in horror.
"Ooh! I feel sorry for Goten," Trunks said, but quickly remembered about the tape. "NO!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he dove at Pan, but she quickly moved aside. He landed on the stage during the part where the magician let out all the crabs from their cages. "OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed as he tried to pull one off his nose. "YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted as she played the tape. "Aw…isn't that adorable? "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I am SO mean to Trunks. Oh well! This was a pretty wacky chapter! It's true, isn't it? The whole Vegeta in a dress thing was disturbing!!!!!!! What will happen next on their vacation??? What??? Is Pan starting to fall for the arrogant prince???? NO WAY!!!!!! Find out in the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to Neckomon, Vegeta Chika, ills, Z, Professor Authordude and her clone, PA2, Miss Myrhe, pochahontas82, Panny, mrchezzysnickers, Sundragoness, Sutaseiu, ariesgirl1989, Marron Chestnut, and DBZChicky501!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own DB/Z/GT!!! Damn! I am so unfortunate!!
Hehehe!!! Well, making them go into a scene from Alice in Wonderland was fun!! Yeah, yeah! I know it was weird, but HEY! I AM WEIRD!!! Oh yeah! I don't own Alice in Wonderland either! I didn't want to tell you in the last chapter or else it would've spoiled it, right??? Just to let you know, any stuff like Alice in Wonderland or Romeo and Juliet, I will not tell that I don't own it because that would give it away! So, don't jump to conclusions and sue me, kay? Kay!
Trunks:18
Goten:18
Ubuu:17
Marron:17
Pan:17
Bra:16
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"Okay…..this is what we do. We back away slowly and-Pan? Where are you?" Trunks asked as he looked back and saw that Pan was already 50 yards away from the piranha plant sitting on a huge mushroom. Trunks sweat dropped and quickly ran to the mushroom. "Traitor," he said as he got to Pan. "Uh…sorry that I didn't warn you about the giant piranha plants! They could bite a saiyan's head off," Pan said. "Oh! Thanks for warning me now that it doesn't matter!!!" Trunks yelled. Trunks plopped back onto the comfy mushroom, but he also found it to be quite fragrant. "Mmmm……maybe just a little bite won't hurt," he said as he pinched a part of the mushroom and bit into it. "Uh…Trunks?" "Yeah?" "Look down," Pan said. Trunks looked down to see a miniature-sized Pan. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a giant!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "HERE!! EAT THIS!!!!!!!" Pan said as he took the little speck of mushroom and swallowed. "Uh…Trunks? Look up," Pan said. "Huh? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SHORTER THAN A DWARF!!! WHAT'S NEXT!?! DOES A MAGIC TABLE APPEAR WITH A KEY UNDER IT OR SOMETHING!?!" Trunks shouted in his little voice. "Uh…actually, that can't happen since we're already in Wonderland, but….uh-oh…." Pan said as the small nest that contained a bird and her eggs that were on Trunks' giant head now flew off with the little Trunks in its mouth along with her eggs.
"TRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "PAN!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BECOME DINNER FOR A BIRD!!!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. Pan immediately flew up and handed him a small piece of the mushroom. He turned back to his normal size, but the bird looked at him in surprise. She flew away, but Trunks ki fried her. "THAT'S FOR PUTTING ME IN YOUR DISGUSTING MOUTH YOU LITTLE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh….scrambled eggs…" Trunks said as he saw that the eggs were now scrambled. He instantly started to eat. "Trunks? What's that cat doing on your head?" Pan asked pointing to a fat cat that floated above Trunks' head. "What?" Trunks asked as he ran a hand over his head. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled as he tossed the cat off. "Now, that wasn't very nice," the cat said as he dusted himself off. "Who are you? WAIT!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!! YOU'RE THE PACIFIER CAT, RIGHT!?!" Trunks asked. "CHESHIRE CAT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!" both Pan and the Cheshire cat shouted. "Oh……WELL, SORRY!!!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE IN UM…..wait…let me count……um….18 minus 12….uh….5? No…that's not it…uh…I DON'T KNOW!!!!" Trunks shouted. "6 IDIOT!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "OH!! YEAH!!! SINCE I WAS SIX!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "Well, if you want to leave this place, you'll have to go to the queen…..because you just can't leave the same way you came in…no siree!" the Cheshire cat said vanishing.
Pan and Trunks had gotten to a road and saw a white rabbit with a pocket watch. "AAHHH!! I'M LATE! I'M LATE!! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE!!!!!!" the white rabbit shouted. "LOOK!! THE WHITE RABBIT!!!!!!!" Trunks said. "It kinda reminds me of Mr. Hippity-Hop.." Trunks said. "LET'S FOLLOW IT!!!!!!" Pan said as she hurried. Both ended up in a tea party. "Hello! I'm Mad Hatter!!" a weird man said as he turned around to reveal himself as Goten. "And, I'm the March Hare!!!!!" a rabbit turned around revealing Ubuu with rabbit ears. "UNCLE GOTNE??? UBUU!?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!" Pan asked. "I thought this was your cave!! YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!!!" Trunks said. "This is!!!!! This never happened before, though!!!!!!" Pan said. After Trunks spilled his tea onto his shirt and the tea party ended, Pan tried transporting Trunks and herself out of the cave. "WHY DOESN'T IT WORK!?!" Pan shouted. They decided to walk on and saw the Cheshire cat again, but it was sitting on the entrance to the queen's maze. "I remember this!! This is when Jackie Chan kicks off a wall and goes into the big mansion while holding off guards!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "YOU DUMB ASS!!!!! THAT'S RUSH HOUR!!!!!!!!" Pan said. "Oh…yeah…" Trunks suddenly remembered. "Move it fatty!" Pan said shoving the Cheshire cat out of the way and going into the maze. After meeting the queen who turned out to be none other than Chi-Chi, they were to play croquet.
"Man! This is harder than it looks," Trunks said as he tried to hit the ball lightly, but ended up playing golf instead. Luckily, Chi-Chi's tall hair caught it. "THAT'S IT!!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!" Chi-Chi shouted. "Good work!" Pan said sarcastically to Trunks. They started a chase, but everything that passed them were just blurs. When they reached a door, the whole world started swirling and Chi-Chi and her guards were getting closer until. DOOM!!! "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" both Pan and Trunks shouted as they landed on the floor of the ocean. "What? We're back in the submarine!!!!!!! It was all a dream!!!!!!" Trunks said. They both looked down at Trunks' shirt to see the tea stain. "Nope it wasn't…." Pan said. "Uh…I think we should go back now…" Trunks said as they both headed back to the party on the beach. When they got there, the first person they saw was Vegeta and he was wearing a…….dress!?! "What the hell? This is too disturbing……" Trunks said turning away. "I think he's drunk…." Pan said pointing to the cup in Vegeta's hands. "Man! No wonder he's dancing. Not even Bra could get him to do THAT!!!" Trunks said. "I thought this was too disturbing," Pan said. "Oh well," he said as he shrugged. "Now, he can't beat me up!! I have blackmail on him!!!!!" Trunks shouted joyfully. "Uh…I wouldn't exactly call this blackmail seeing as how 200 other people are here to witness this. "Oh….yeah…."
"PAN!! TRUNKS!!! WHERE WERE YOU!?!" Bra asked. "BRA!!!!! THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED!!!!!!!!! WE WERE IN WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted. "Ooh…so, sneaking off just to get some, eh?" Bra said smirking. "BRA!!!!! NOT THAT WONDERLAND!!! I MEAN, ALICE IN WONDERLAND'S WONDERLAND!!!!!!! See, first, we saw this piranha plant, and then we saw-" "Pan? I think you need some rest," Bra said. "Hold on! I have proof!" Trunks said as he held out a camcorder. When he played it, Bra gasped. "AW!!!!!!! THIS IS SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bra said as she looked at a baby Trunks holding his little Mr. Hippity-Hop. "WHAT!?! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOK!!!!!!" Trunks said as he stopped it just when it got to the potty training part. "TRUNKS!!!!!! YOU BAKA!!!!!!!! TURN IT BACK ON!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE!!!!!!!!" Pan said completely forgetting about Wonderland. The tape with Wonderland on it was still on the sub, but Trunks capsulated the sub while trying to fight off Pan from taking to camcorder. "NO!!!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'LL USE IT FOR!!!!!! YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH BLACKMAIL ON ME!!!!!!!!!" Trunks shouted. "SO WHAT!?! I WANNA SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted as she grabbed it away, but got rammed by a drunken Vegeta who stumbled to the buffet table. "Hey gorgeous…." He slurred to Goten who looked at him in horror.
"Ooh! I feel sorry for Goten," Trunks said, but quickly remembered about the tape. "NO!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he dove at Pan, but she quickly moved aside. He landed on the stage during the part where the magician let out all the crabs from their cages. "OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed as he tried to pull one off his nose. "YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan shouted as she played the tape. "Aw…isn't that adorable? "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I am SO mean to Trunks. Oh well! This was a pretty wacky chapter! It's true, isn't it? The whole Vegeta in a dress thing was disturbing!!!!!!! What will happen next on their vacation??? What??? Is Pan starting to fall for the arrogant prince???? NO WAY!!!!!! Find out in the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to Neckomon, Vegeta Chika, ills, Z, Professor Authordude and her clone, PA2, Miss Myrhe, pochahontas82, Panny, mrchezzysnickers, Sundragoness, Sutaseiu, ariesgirl1989, Marron Chestnut, and DBZChicky501!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!