Bishoujo Senshi Sailororion
Episode Seven: "Not Quite Alone in the Park; Sukui's Guy Gripes"
"Sukui! Danshi's here!" Seika called up to her daughter.
"Coming mom!" Sukui yelled back, quickly putting in her last hoop earring. "How do I look, Nodus?"
Nodus blinked.
"Very nice. Where are you going?" he asked.
"To the park with Danshi," she said, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear, and rummaging through her desk for her cell phone.
"Danshi? Who's that?" Nodus asked.
"Her boooooyfriend!" taunted Kiyo from Sukui's bedroom door.
Sukui rolled her eyes.
"Just because you can't get yourself a girlfriend doesn't mean you can bash on my boyfriend!" she said, stuffing her cell phone into her purse.
Kiyo's face reddened.
"Eeeeew! Why would I want a girlfriend? Girls are stupid!" he protested, stomping off towards his room.
Sukui laughed.
"See you later Nodus!" she said, scratching him behind the ear and running off down the stairs.
"Have a good time!"
Arashi walked out of her room as Sukui and Danshi walked out the front door.
"Let's go, cat. We have business to attend to," she said, picking up Nodus.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" he asked, sweatdropping.
"Well, duh! We're gonna go spy on the lovebirds!"
* * * * *
"YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!!!" Diabolus yelled in frustration.
The Dark Starz cringed.
"We beg your forgiveness, my Lord!" Centaurus said quickly.
Sirius smirked to herself.
Those pathetic losers. They can't do anything right... she thought.
Diabolus leaned back into his throne, and tapped his fingers on the arm rests.
"Do whatever it takes, Dark Starz! I want that crystal now!!!!" he commanded.
"Dismissed."
"Thank you, my Lord!"
"Lyra, find us another target!" Centaurus ordered.
Columba stood up.
"Um, can I do it? I wanna go on a mission too!" she said.
The others laughed.
"You!? You've gotta be kidding!" Serpens exclaimed.
Columba pouted.
"GIMME A CHANCE!!!!" she whined, bursting into tears.
The others cringed and covered their ears.
"Shut her up!!!" Vulpecula yelled over Columba's piercing cries.
"Oh, I'll shut her up!!!" Serpens growled.
"Oh, no you don't, Serpens! Columba you can pick a target! Just shut up!!!" Centaurus yelled.
Columba grinned.
"Yay!" She giggled, hopping over to Lyra's computer.
Lyra shot Centaurus a "What the hell do you think you're doing???" sort of look, but stood up so the small girl could sit down.
Columba pressed a few buttons, and clicked a few things on the screen, searching through suitable targets. She stopped.
"Here's a good one!" she exclaimed.
Serpens rolled her eyes, as Columba printed about the image and stats.
"His name is Bibouno Danshi! He's really rich, and he... umm... wants to be a pro-fesh-uh-null football player when he's all growed up! He's very confident and am-bih-shuss, and he'll do anything to asheeve his dream!" she said proudly.
"You mean 'achieve' his dream, Columba," Lyra corrected.
"Whatever!" Columba said, smiling sweetly.
Centaurus sighed.
"Fine, fine. Go capture his soul crystal, Columba. And you'd better not fail!" she said.
Columba nodded.
"I won't! I promise!" she said cutely, leaping into her portal of orange smoke.
"This should prove quite interesting!" Vulpecula said, stretching her arms and leaning back into her chair.
* * * * *
"It's such a lovely day, isn't it Danshi?" Sukui asked. "Danshi?" she repeated when he didn't reply.
"Huh? Oh, um, yeah, really nice!" he said quickly, not taking his eyes off his pocket mirror. He whipped out a comb and started adjusting his hair.
Sukui sweatdropped.
Danshi smirked and turned to her.
He motioned to his hair with his hands, and asked, "Good?"
Sukui nodded. "Looks fine Danshi."
"Great!" he replied. He examined it once more and put his mirror away.
"I'm sick of all this walking, let's find a bench and sit down," he asked.
"Sure."
Arashi giggled as she watched Danshi and Sukui sit down on a park bench.
"You know... spying is really immature, Arashi--" Nodus began in a whisper.
"Ssssshhhh!!!!" Arashi hissed, not taking her eyes off the couple.
Danshi put his arm around Sukui and leaned in for a kiss.
Some other girls from Asa Sakae suddenly walked by.
"Hiiiii Daaanshi!" they said in flirty voices.
"Ladies," he said, flashing them his gorgeous smile. They giggled and continued down the path.
Sukui facevaulted.
"Ahem," she coughed.
"Huh? Oh!" Danshi looked back at her and kissed her.
"What a jerk..." Nodus whispered to Arashi.
She nodded.
"Totally. Su-chan says he's a great guy deep down, but I don't buy it,"
* * * * *
Columba appeared in the park to see her target kissing an auburn-haired girl.
She blinked.
I'm too young to see this! she thought, blushing.
"Hey you two! How about you keep it PG over there? There are young children in this park!!!" she yelled.
Danshi and Sukui stopped kissing and looked over at her. Sukui gasped, recognizing her as one of the Dark Starz.
"Hey kid, get outta here! Can't you see we're busy over here?" Danshi asked. Sukui blushed and sweatdropped.
Columba giggled.
"Too bad!" she said, pointing her gloved palm towards Danshi. The claw shot out and down his throat, ripping out his soul crystal. He collapsed to the ground.
Sukui quickly ran into the trees, unnoticed by Columba.
"Ow!" she cried, tripping over Arashi.
"ARASHI!!! NODUS!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" she hissed, facevaulting.
"We--"
"Never mind! Orion Star Power, Makeup!"
"Draco Star Power Makeup!"
"Poomonkies! It's solid orange! This is so unfair! The others are gonna be so mad at me!" Columba whined.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Columba turned to see Sailors Orion and Draco.
"Hiyas! Ummm... I was just leaving!" she cried, too scared to fight them.
She held up the crystal and shouted, "SOULS INVERT!" It began to glow black.
"I call upon... youma Kanojo!" she cried, tossing the butterfly into the air. It exploded, forming a human-like youma wearing an odd outfit of red hearts. Beneath it's neck was an orange star.
"Youma Kanojo! Get rid of those pests!" Columba ordered.
"Bye bye!" she giggled, jumping into her smoky portal.
"KANOJO!!!!" the youma cried, throwing heart-shaped razors at the senshi.
"EEEEEK!" Draco cried as she and Orion were literally "pinned" to two trees.
"KANOJOOO!!!!" the youma cackled, throwing another round of razors.
Suddenly, a rain of violet roses flew through the air, hitting each razor and making it fall to the ground.
"Kanojo!?" the youma cried, confused.
Orionknight leapt down from the trees and landed in front of the girls.
"Orionknight!" Sailororion exclaimed, happy he had come.
"KANOJO!!!!" the youma yelled, throwing more razors.
Orionknight spun his sword around and around, blocking the razors from the senshi and giving Nodus time to free them from the trees.
Sailororion stepped up beside him, powering up.
"Orion Chaste Beams, Blind!" she yelled.
"KANOJOOOOO!!!!!!!!" the youma cried in pain as it exploded, leaving behind Danshi's soul crystal.
Sailordraco quickly snagged it and walked back over to Sailororion and Orionknight.
"I'm so glad you came, Orionknight," Sailororion said.
He smiled at her.
"Sorry about last time. I was... tied up," he said.
The girls nodded.
"We understand. We can't expect you to always be there!" Draco said with a wink.
She glanced over at Sailororion and smirked.
"Well, look at the time, I better be off! Here ya go," she said, handing Sailororion Danshi's crystal.
"Come Nodus," she said, grabbing the cat.
"But--"
"Come on!" she protested, dragging him away.
Sailororion sweatdropped.
"Better return that crystal, Orion," Orionknight said.
"Oh! Yes, of course!" she exclaimed, blushing.
She held the butterfly above Danshi's chest, and it was absorbed back into his body. Color returned to his skin, but he remained unconscious.
"Thank you again, Orionknight," Sailororion said, turning back to him.
He smiled.
"Any time."
Orion flushed slightly pink and smiled to herself as he walked away.
Episode Seven: "Not Quite Alone in the Park; Sukui's Guy Gripes"
"Sukui! Danshi's here!" Seika called up to her daughter.
"Coming mom!" Sukui yelled back, quickly putting in her last hoop earring. "How do I look, Nodus?"
Nodus blinked.
"Very nice. Where are you going?" he asked.
"To the park with Danshi," she said, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear, and rummaging through her desk for her cell phone.
"Danshi? Who's that?" Nodus asked.
"Her boooooyfriend!" taunted Kiyo from Sukui's bedroom door.
Sukui rolled her eyes.
"Just because you can't get yourself a girlfriend doesn't mean you can bash on my boyfriend!" she said, stuffing her cell phone into her purse.
Kiyo's face reddened.
"Eeeeew! Why would I want a girlfriend? Girls are stupid!" he protested, stomping off towards his room.
Sukui laughed.
"See you later Nodus!" she said, scratching him behind the ear and running off down the stairs.
"Have a good time!"
Arashi walked out of her room as Sukui and Danshi walked out the front door.
"Let's go, cat. We have business to attend to," she said, picking up Nodus.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" he asked, sweatdropping.
"Well, duh! We're gonna go spy on the lovebirds!"
* * * * *
"YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!!!" Diabolus yelled in frustration.
The Dark Starz cringed.
"We beg your forgiveness, my Lord!" Centaurus said quickly.
Sirius smirked to herself.
Those pathetic losers. They can't do anything right... she thought.
Diabolus leaned back into his throne, and tapped his fingers on the arm rests.
"Do whatever it takes, Dark Starz! I want that crystal now!!!!" he commanded.
"Dismissed."
"Thank you, my Lord!"
"Lyra, find us another target!" Centaurus ordered.
Columba stood up.
"Um, can I do it? I wanna go on a mission too!" she said.
The others laughed.
"You!? You've gotta be kidding!" Serpens exclaimed.
Columba pouted.
"GIMME A CHANCE!!!!" she whined, bursting into tears.
The others cringed and covered their ears.
"Shut her up!!!" Vulpecula yelled over Columba's piercing cries.
"Oh, I'll shut her up!!!" Serpens growled.
"Oh, no you don't, Serpens! Columba you can pick a target! Just shut up!!!" Centaurus yelled.
Columba grinned.
"Yay!" She giggled, hopping over to Lyra's computer.
Lyra shot Centaurus a "What the hell do you think you're doing???" sort of look, but stood up so the small girl could sit down.
Columba pressed a few buttons, and clicked a few things on the screen, searching through suitable targets. She stopped.
"Here's a good one!" she exclaimed.
Serpens rolled her eyes, as Columba printed about the image and stats.
"His name is Bibouno Danshi! He's really rich, and he... umm... wants to be a pro-fesh-uh-null football player when he's all growed up! He's very confident and am-bih-shuss, and he'll do anything to asheeve his dream!" she said proudly.
"You mean 'achieve' his dream, Columba," Lyra corrected.
"Whatever!" Columba said, smiling sweetly.
Centaurus sighed.
"Fine, fine. Go capture his soul crystal, Columba. And you'd better not fail!" she said.
Columba nodded.
"I won't! I promise!" she said cutely, leaping into her portal of orange smoke.
"This should prove quite interesting!" Vulpecula said, stretching her arms and leaning back into her chair.
* * * * *
"It's such a lovely day, isn't it Danshi?" Sukui asked. "Danshi?" she repeated when he didn't reply.
"Huh? Oh, um, yeah, really nice!" he said quickly, not taking his eyes off his pocket mirror. He whipped out a comb and started adjusting his hair.
Sukui sweatdropped.
Danshi smirked and turned to her.
He motioned to his hair with his hands, and asked, "Good?"
Sukui nodded. "Looks fine Danshi."
"Great!" he replied. He examined it once more and put his mirror away.
"I'm sick of all this walking, let's find a bench and sit down," he asked.
"Sure."
Arashi giggled as she watched Danshi and Sukui sit down on a park bench.
"You know... spying is really immature, Arashi--" Nodus began in a whisper.
"Ssssshhhh!!!!" Arashi hissed, not taking her eyes off the couple.
Danshi put his arm around Sukui and leaned in for a kiss.
Some other girls from Asa Sakae suddenly walked by.
"Hiiiii Daaanshi!" they said in flirty voices.
"Ladies," he said, flashing them his gorgeous smile. They giggled and continued down the path.
Sukui facevaulted.
"Ahem," she coughed.
"Huh? Oh!" Danshi looked back at her and kissed her.
"What a jerk..." Nodus whispered to Arashi.
She nodded.
"Totally. Su-chan says he's a great guy deep down, but I don't buy it,"
* * * * *
Columba appeared in the park to see her target kissing an auburn-haired girl.
She blinked.
I'm too young to see this! she thought, blushing.
"Hey you two! How about you keep it PG over there? There are young children in this park!!!" she yelled.
Danshi and Sukui stopped kissing and looked over at her. Sukui gasped, recognizing her as one of the Dark Starz.
"Hey kid, get outta here! Can't you see we're busy over here?" Danshi asked. Sukui blushed and sweatdropped.
Columba giggled.
"Too bad!" she said, pointing her gloved palm towards Danshi. The claw shot out and down his throat, ripping out his soul crystal. He collapsed to the ground.
Sukui quickly ran into the trees, unnoticed by Columba.
"Ow!" she cried, tripping over Arashi.
"ARASHI!!! NODUS!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" she hissed, facevaulting.
"We--"
"Never mind! Orion Star Power, Makeup!"
"Draco Star Power Makeup!"
"Poomonkies! It's solid orange! This is so unfair! The others are gonna be so mad at me!" Columba whined.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Columba turned to see Sailors Orion and Draco.
"Hiyas! Ummm... I was just leaving!" she cried, too scared to fight them.
She held up the crystal and shouted, "SOULS INVERT!" It began to glow black.
"I call upon... youma Kanojo!" she cried, tossing the butterfly into the air. It exploded, forming a human-like youma wearing an odd outfit of red hearts. Beneath it's neck was an orange star.
"Youma Kanojo! Get rid of those pests!" Columba ordered.
"Bye bye!" she giggled, jumping into her smoky portal.
"KANOJO!!!!" the youma cried, throwing heart-shaped razors at the senshi.
"EEEEEK!" Draco cried as she and Orion were literally "pinned" to two trees.
"KANOJOOO!!!!" the youma cackled, throwing another round of razors.
Suddenly, a rain of violet roses flew through the air, hitting each razor and making it fall to the ground.
"Kanojo!?" the youma cried, confused.
Orionknight leapt down from the trees and landed in front of the girls.
"Orionknight!" Sailororion exclaimed, happy he had come.
"KANOJO!!!!" the youma yelled, throwing more razors.
Orionknight spun his sword around and around, blocking the razors from the senshi and giving Nodus time to free them from the trees.
Sailororion stepped up beside him, powering up.
"Orion Chaste Beams, Blind!" she yelled.
"KANOJOOOOO!!!!!!!!" the youma cried in pain as it exploded, leaving behind Danshi's soul crystal.
Sailordraco quickly snagged it and walked back over to Sailororion and Orionknight.
"I'm so glad you came, Orionknight," Sailororion said.
He smiled at her.
"Sorry about last time. I was... tied up," he said.
The girls nodded.
"We understand. We can't expect you to always be there!" Draco said with a wink.
She glanced over at Sailororion and smirked.
"Well, look at the time, I better be off! Here ya go," she said, handing Sailororion Danshi's crystal.
"Come Nodus," she said, grabbing the cat.
"But--"
"Come on!" she protested, dragging him away.
Sailororion sweatdropped.
"Better return that crystal, Orion," Orionknight said.
"Oh! Yes, of course!" she exclaimed, blushing.
She held the butterfly above Danshi's chest, and it was absorbed back into his body. Color returned to his skin, but he remained unconscious.
"Thank you again, Orionknight," Sailororion said, turning back to him.
He smiled.
"Any time."
Orion flushed slightly pink and smiled to herself as he walked away.