The scene opens to an unforgettable stage set with pink furniture and
heart love seats. The announcer begins, "Welcome to today's episode of the
dating Game! And here's your host, Duo Maxwell!" The crowd erupts with a
frenzy of wild, uncontrollable, pre-practiced cheers. Duo takes his usually
seat on the stage and greets the audience, "Hello! Today we have a very
special bachelorette who traveled all the way from the Ctarl Ctarl empire
so she could choose from three eligible bachelors! She comes from a long
line of proud, well-bred, Ctarl Ctarls; holds a high standing position in
the government; and enjoys dining on fine cuisine! Just make sure you watch
out for her claws, you never want to end up in a "cat fight" with this
feline fatale!" Duo flashes a cheesy grin, "Please welcome Aisha Clan
Clan!" An attractive looking human type with cat ears and tail walked into
the room and sat next to Duo.
"Hello, Aisha. It's great to have you here. Why don't you tell us why you decided to come on our show!" Aisha grinned, "Hi, Duo, it's great to be here. I need to find a strong man who isn't afraid of a strong woman, and can appreciate my feminine beauty."
"Well, we'll try to find someone for you today! Now why don't you take a look at the three bachelors we have for you!" Aisha looked up to a nearby screen displaying three men. One, dressed in a tuxedo, top hat, and disguising glasses, bowed for the camera and held out a rose. Duo introduced him as Tuxedo Mask. A blonde, gentle-looking boy stood in a casual sweater and khaki pants and waved. Duo introduced him as Quatra. The third man, clothed in tight, blue spandex and armor-stuff, crossed his arms and scoweled. Duo introduced him as Vegita. "Ok, now that you have seen all three bachelors, it's time for "question-answer" where you won't see the bachelors, just hear their voices," Duo explained to Aisha. The audience watched as the three bachelors took their seats.
"Bachelor number one is a peace-loving, former gundam pilot. He enjoys classical music, cooking classes, and ruling over hordes of devoted desert people. Bachelor number two is the proud prince of a dying warrior race. He enjoys training, eating, and ridiculing just about everyone. Bachelor number three, the sensitive former and future prince of the Earth, spends his time studying at college, chasing highschool girls, and writing speeches to recite to the evil-doers of the world! Welcome, bachelors!"
Aisha initiated the question-answer round, "Bachelor number one, I have traveled to many distant places in the universe during my search for the galactic layline. I want to be taken places I have never been. If I choose you, where will you take me, from your experience in space travel?" Bachelor number one, legs crossed and hands folded neatly in his lap, spoke in a soft voice, "I would take you up in my gundam and we could have a nice picnic on L1." Aisha rolled her eyes and groaned, "BORING! Is that what you do for fun? A Ctarl Ctarl has much better things to do than go on a dumb picnic." Bachelor number two snickered. "Bachelor number 2, as a Ctarl Ctarl I need to find a way to use my great strength and energy. How will you help me get a daily workout?" Bachelor number two grunted and answered in his deep gravely voice, "I'd take you into a gravity room and beat your inferior body to a bloody mass of fur and claws!" Aisha jumped up from her seat in indignance. "Ha! You could never take on a Ctarl Ctarl, you lesser being! My genetic make-up is far superior to any race in the universe!" Bachelor two responded with a snort and mumbled, "Any saiyan warrior could demolish her within 5 minutes!" Duo finally decided to intervene, "Um, Aisha, why don't you ask your next question?" Aisha pouted, but went on anyway, "Bachelor number three, if you could be anyone, real or fictional, who would you be and why?"
"Hmm," Bachelor three scratched his chin as he considered the question, "well, Lady Aisha, I'd have to say myself! I fight for worthy causes, stop evil, wear a neat outfit, and have lots of friends who care about me!" Aisha felt the imperative compulsion to wretch as she smacked her forehead with her hand and let out an impatient snarl. "I'm sick of this game! Final question for all bachelors! If we were on a date and my ex- boyfriend started blatantly hitting on me, thereby insulting your manliness, and acting violently, how would you deal with it?"
Bachelor number one who had been politely listening to the other contestants responded first, "I would try to ask him about his need to feel dominance in such a situation and talk with him about his desire to fight, when there is no need. Maybe we could all find a peaceful solution to his problem and put an end to all the violence."
Aisha yawned and continued, "OK, bachelor number two do you have anything better to say than this pansy?" Bachelor number three smirked (though Aisha couldn't see him) "I would rip the bastard limb from limb, spit in his face, throw the pathetic being to a pack of rapid pigs, and proceed to blast the pack of them to the next dimension!" Aisha grinned, "sounds like fun! Bachelor number three, what would you do?"
"To protect your and my honor, I would assail the fiend with a lethal red rose, then admonish the offender for his incorrigible ways and finally, allow you the pleasure of assaulting the demon with deadly pink sparkles!"
"Red rose? Pink sparkles? Where do you get this stuff, you deluded fruit?" Aisha was obviously not pleased with her selection of males… Duo chuckled nervously, "OK, well, we'll be back right after this commercial break when Aisha chooses which bachelor she will be going out to dinner, and possibly the intergalactic playroom (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) with!"
Commercial Break. Please do not continue on to the next section until you have completed three minutes of imaging AOL commercials. Feel free to envision AOL versions 6.0 through 72.5!
Duo, sitting next to Aisha, continues where the show was last scene, "And we're back! Aisha, it's time for you pick which of the three bachelors you want to take on a date, let's start with looks. Who did you pick?"
"Well, Duo, like I said before, I need a strong man, and two of those losers looked scrawnier than a pre-adulescent asthmatic. I have to go with Vegita, the only one who won't piss his pants at the first sign of a fight!" Vegita/bachelor number two smirked.
"And for the question answer round?"
"Bachelor number two. He sounds like the most fun. Besides, I need to pound some sense into his arrogant skull! No one can surpass a Ctarl Ctarl in strenth!"
"OK! Well, Aisha, lucky you, bachelor number two is Vegita and you two are headed for one wild weekend at the intergalactic playroom! (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) Vegita walks out from behind the screen, which had blocked him from Aisha's view.
"Well, woman, we finally meet," he paused to size Aisha up, "don't think I'll hold back on you just because you're female!" Duo charismatically steps in front of Aisha and Vegita. "That's all the time we have for today! Come back next time when we have new contestants and find out how Vegita and Aisha got along on their weekend!"
OK, that's it. I was gonna put how Tenchi and Relena did on their weekend, but who actually cares?
"Hello, Aisha. It's great to have you here. Why don't you tell us why you decided to come on our show!" Aisha grinned, "Hi, Duo, it's great to be here. I need to find a strong man who isn't afraid of a strong woman, and can appreciate my feminine beauty."
"Well, we'll try to find someone for you today! Now why don't you take a look at the three bachelors we have for you!" Aisha looked up to a nearby screen displaying three men. One, dressed in a tuxedo, top hat, and disguising glasses, bowed for the camera and held out a rose. Duo introduced him as Tuxedo Mask. A blonde, gentle-looking boy stood in a casual sweater and khaki pants and waved. Duo introduced him as Quatra. The third man, clothed in tight, blue spandex and armor-stuff, crossed his arms and scoweled. Duo introduced him as Vegita. "Ok, now that you have seen all three bachelors, it's time for "question-answer" where you won't see the bachelors, just hear their voices," Duo explained to Aisha. The audience watched as the three bachelors took their seats.
"Bachelor number one is a peace-loving, former gundam pilot. He enjoys classical music, cooking classes, and ruling over hordes of devoted desert people. Bachelor number two is the proud prince of a dying warrior race. He enjoys training, eating, and ridiculing just about everyone. Bachelor number three, the sensitive former and future prince of the Earth, spends his time studying at college, chasing highschool girls, and writing speeches to recite to the evil-doers of the world! Welcome, bachelors!"
Aisha initiated the question-answer round, "Bachelor number one, I have traveled to many distant places in the universe during my search for the galactic layline. I want to be taken places I have never been. If I choose you, where will you take me, from your experience in space travel?" Bachelor number one, legs crossed and hands folded neatly in his lap, spoke in a soft voice, "I would take you up in my gundam and we could have a nice picnic on L1." Aisha rolled her eyes and groaned, "BORING! Is that what you do for fun? A Ctarl Ctarl has much better things to do than go on a dumb picnic." Bachelor number two snickered. "Bachelor number 2, as a Ctarl Ctarl I need to find a way to use my great strength and energy. How will you help me get a daily workout?" Bachelor number two grunted and answered in his deep gravely voice, "I'd take you into a gravity room and beat your inferior body to a bloody mass of fur and claws!" Aisha jumped up from her seat in indignance. "Ha! You could never take on a Ctarl Ctarl, you lesser being! My genetic make-up is far superior to any race in the universe!" Bachelor two responded with a snort and mumbled, "Any saiyan warrior could demolish her within 5 minutes!" Duo finally decided to intervene, "Um, Aisha, why don't you ask your next question?" Aisha pouted, but went on anyway, "Bachelor number three, if you could be anyone, real or fictional, who would you be and why?"
"Hmm," Bachelor three scratched his chin as he considered the question, "well, Lady Aisha, I'd have to say myself! I fight for worthy causes, stop evil, wear a neat outfit, and have lots of friends who care about me!" Aisha felt the imperative compulsion to wretch as she smacked her forehead with her hand and let out an impatient snarl. "I'm sick of this game! Final question for all bachelors! If we were on a date and my ex- boyfriend started blatantly hitting on me, thereby insulting your manliness, and acting violently, how would you deal with it?"
Bachelor number one who had been politely listening to the other contestants responded first, "I would try to ask him about his need to feel dominance in such a situation and talk with him about his desire to fight, when there is no need. Maybe we could all find a peaceful solution to his problem and put an end to all the violence."
Aisha yawned and continued, "OK, bachelor number two do you have anything better to say than this pansy?" Bachelor number three smirked (though Aisha couldn't see him) "I would rip the bastard limb from limb, spit in his face, throw the pathetic being to a pack of rapid pigs, and proceed to blast the pack of them to the next dimension!" Aisha grinned, "sounds like fun! Bachelor number three, what would you do?"
"To protect your and my honor, I would assail the fiend with a lethal red rose, then admonish the offender for his incorrigible ways and finally, allow you the pleasure of assaulting the demon with deadly pink sparkles!"
"Red rose? Pink sparkles? Where do you get this stuff, you deluded fruit?" Aisha was obviously not pleased with her selection of males… Duo chuckled nervously, "OK, well, we'll be back right after this commercial break when Aisha chooses which bachelor she will be going out to dinner, and possibly the intergalactic playroom (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) with!"
Commercial Break. Please do not continue on to the next section until you have completed three minutes of imaging AOL commercials. Feel free to envision AOL versions 6.0 through 72.5!
Duo, sitting next to Aisha, continues where the show was last scene, "And we're back! Aisha, it's time for you pick which of the three bachelors you want to take on a date, let's start with looks. Who did you pick?"
"Well, Duo, like I said before, I need a strong man, and two of those losers looked scrawnier than a pre-adulescent asthmatic. I have to go with Vegita, the only one who won't piss his pants at the first sign of a fight!" Vegita/bachelor number two smirked.
"And for the question answer round?"
"Bachelor number two. He sounds like the most fun. Besides, I need to pound some sense into his arrogant skull! No one can surpass a Ctarl Ctarl in strenth!"
"OK! Well, Aisha, lucky you, bachelor number two is Vegita and you two are headed for one wild weekend at the intergalactic playroom! (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) Vegita walks out from behind the screen, which had blocked him from Aisha's view.
"Well, woman, we finally meet," he paused to size Aisha up, "don't think I'll hold back on you just because you're female!" Duo charismatically steps in front of Aisha and Vegita. "That's all the time we have for today! Come back next time when we have new contestants and find out how Vegita and Aisha got along on their weekend!"
OK, that's it. I was gonna put how Tenchi and Relena did on their weekend, but who actually cares?