This is my very first fic so bear with me ok ^. ^v
Very, very funny
None of the characters belong to me except tempest and the kids ^-^
Duo- welcome to duo's safety tips
Kids-hurray
Duo-I'm Duo and this is my assistant tempest
Tempest-hello
Kids-hurray
Duo-today we are going to teach you how to cross a street
Tempest-yes, that's right, this will save your life and others
Duo-yes, if you're not careful a car can hit you
Kids-*gasp*
Duo-that's why we are going to show you how to cross a street
Tempest-duo is going to show you how to cross a street, he is now at a street *turns to a camera to her right* can you hear me
Duo-yeah, yeah
Tempest-ok, then show them how to cross the street
Duo-ok, first rule of crossing the street is to stop, look, and listen * duo stopped at the sidewalk, looked both ways and listen for a car. Just when he stepped onto the road Wolfei on a motorcycle ran over Duo*
Tempest-*laughing* are you okay
Duo-I'm fine but what is Wolfei doing here!, I thought this road was closed, was it?
Tempest-snickering* I don't know, is it? * says to stage manager* yes
Duo-then how did he get in here?
Tempest-must have ran over the do not pass sign
Duo-alright I'm going to try this again * this time when he got in the middle of the road he got ran over Quatre and Trowa on there motorcycle*
Kids-*laughing*
Tempest-*laughing harder* are you okay
Duo-*very pissed off* what the heck are they doing here!
Tempest-I have no clue
Duo-if this happens again, I am going to kill them
Tempest-*mumbling* if they don't first
Duo-this is the last time I cross the road* when he got on the other side of the road Heero came in a car speeding over 60 trying to out run Relena's car*
Everybody-*laughing*
Duo-*very still on the ground* that is it! That is it! That's it for Duo's safety tip!… Somebody call an ambulance