Next chapter! Next chapter! Uh oh I think a certain person (who likes 31
exclamation points) is rubbing off on me.
*Walks off to get coffee*
Angie! LEAVE MY GODDAM COFFEE ALONE!
Whoa! Hey come on now, don't do anything rash with that, I don't want you spilling my coffee.
£1000?!?! (about $760) I'm not going to pay you for MY coffee.
* a Crash sound is heard.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *takes a breath* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My coffee. That's it.
you're dead.
*chases after Angie the coffee stealer/breaker/soon-to-be-dead person with assistance from Virgil and a big carving knife.*
I NEED MY COFFEE! YOU WILL PAY AYAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *stops* here's chapter 3.
*Runs off*
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
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"M…Mission?"
"Y…Yes." Dante said back, mocking him.
"What is the mission?"
"I've just received a phone call. We're to destroy some vampires."
"Vampires." He remembered studying them. "They die from sunlight and a pierced heart. Holy water works too, crosses work…somewhat."
"I'm glad you still remember from training. This is a straight fight, there are only vampires where we are going, about 5 of them. It's unlikely there will be any more than that. You have never killed anything before, have you Virgil?"
"I'm sure I'll learn."
"Even so, I think it's best that you just watch. Learn how it's done. If any come after you, its free game."
"Ok."
"Let's get going. They only come out at night."
"Well, duh."
They both got into Dante's car. It was a red sedan, nothing too special about it.
Virgil stared out of the window as they were moving, the lights slowly going past. "I wonder what this will be like?" Be thought.
"Are you nervous?" Dante asked.
"Yeah, kinda."
"Good."
"Good? Why's that?… oh, right."
They turned down an old dirt track and arrived at an abandoned warehouse. It was rusting away and the slates on the roof were half-gone. Trees surrounded the place. The car stopped, and Dante and Virgil got out.
Silence. Not even a cricket chirping.
"Wait here by the car, Virgil." He did so.
Dante walked up to the warehouse. Suddenly he shouted out loud.
"COME ON YOU FREAKS OF NATURE!!! ARE YA SCARED?"
"That's great." Thought Virgil. "Piss them ALL off why don't you?"
It may not have been the most advanced method of getting them out, but it worked. 3 pale-faced creatures came out of the shadows, surrounding Dante. Virgil just watched, he knew he could handle it. The vampires attacked all at once, from 3 different directions. Dante flipped over one, stabbing him in the back. The vampire instantly exploded into dust, a look of surprise on his face before he disappeared.
The other two, surprised by the turn of events attacked again. Dante pulled out Ivory and shot one in the head, causing him to explode. The other was still running forward, and went straight onto Dante's sword. A look of "Ah, nuts." and he disappeared in a cloud of dust like the others. Dante went inside the Warehouse to check it out, leaving Virgil alone by the car.
"Oookay, nothing to worry about here." He said to himself. "No vampires about to pounce on me or anything? Good cause they'd be sorry if they messed with me." He said nervously.
"Oh, is that so, fleshbag?"
Virgil turned around to see 2 vampires behind him, both licking their lips.
"Uh, oh."
"Haha, 'Uh, oh' indeed."
"Not 'Uh, oh' me, 'Uh, oh' YOU."
"Fool Your father isn't here now, you're on your own. Think this pathetic human can take us on?" He said to the other one.
"Not a chance."
"Well, I guess that's ok then." Virgil said with a smirk, matching his fathers. "Because I'm not human."
The two vampires hesitated a bit. They obviously didn't buy it, and pounced from 2 sides. Time started to slow down as it had many times before for Virgil. He started to jump back away from the two, took out Ebony, and shot one in the chest. The bullet was filled with a dark-red aura, and sent the vampire flying back as he was disintegrating. As he was doing this, he brought up the force edge to the other vampire who was dumb enough to impale himself like the other vampire had done with his father.
As Virgil landed, time returned to normal. Only 2 seconds had passed. He noticed that the second vampire hadn't turned into dust, but was decomposing rapidly. It slowly melted away. Then Dante came out of the warehouse. Virgil got up.
"All clear inside, no other vam… Oh, I see you got yourself one."
"Two, actually. This one of them didn't seem to turn to dust though. Why?"
"That's because it's a very young vampire. The longer they are vampires for, the more they rot away inside. The REALLY old one's explode in huge clouds of dust. Were you hurt by the way?"
"No, I'm fine thanks to this triggering thing."
"Come on Virgil, Let's go home."
"Good. Because I'm dying for a good night's sleep. Unless you get me up on another of those crazy mid-night training sessions."
"Hmmm…"
"Don't even think about it." They both laughed and drove away in the car.
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In the masses woods surrounding the warehouse, two creatures clung to the trees.
"Master, there is no way we can capture him. He is too skilled at fighting."
"Maybe so, but I'm sure his son will make an easier target, and a good sacrifice."
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YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *stops* Oh, has it ended already? Ok then… Uhhh, WRITE A REVIEW, yes, that it!
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*runs off again* YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! COFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Walks off to get coffee*
Angie! LEAVE MY GODDAM COFFEE ALONE!
Whoa! Hey come on now, don't do anything rash with that, I don't want you spilling my coffee.
£1000?!?! (about $760) I'm not going to pay you for MY coffee.
* a Crash sound is heard.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *takes a breath* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My coffee. That's it.
you're dead.
*chases after Angie the coffee stealer/breaker/soon-to-be-dead person with assistance from Virgil and a big carving knife.*
I NEED MY COFFEE! YOU WILL PAY AYAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *stops* here's chapter 3.
*Runs off*
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
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"M…Mission?"
"Y…Yes." Dante said back, mocking him.
"What is the mission?"
"I've just received a phone call. We're to destroy some vampires."
"Vampires." He remembered studying them. "They die from sunlight and a pierced heart. Holy water works too, crosses work…somewhat."
"I'm glad you still remember from training. This is a straight fight, there are only vampires where we are going, about 5 of them. It's unlikely there will be any more than that. You have never killed anything before, have you Virgil?"
"I'm sure I'll learn."
"Even so, I think it's best that you just watch. Learn how it's done. If any come after you, its free game."
"Ok."
"Let's get going. They only come out at night."
"Well, duh."
They both got into Dante's car. It was a red sedan, nothing too special about it.
Virgil stared out of the window as they were moving, the lights slowly going past. "I wonder what this will be like?" Be thought.
"Are you nervous?" Dante asked.
"Yeah, kinda."
"Good."
"Good? Why's that?… oh, right."
They turned down an old dirt track and arrived at an abandoned warehouse. It was rusting away and the slates on the roof were half-gone. Trees surrounded the place. The car stopped, and Dante and Virgil got out.
Silence. Not even a cricket chirping.
"Wait here by the car, Virgil." He did so.
Dante walked up to the warehouse. Suddenly he shouted out loud.
"COME ON YOU FREAKS OF NATURE!!! ARE YA SCARED?"
"That's great." Thought Virgil. "Piss them ALL off why don't you?"
It may not have been the most advanced method of getting them out, but it worked. 3 pale-faced creatures came out of the shadows, surrounding Dante. Virgil just watched, he knew he could handle it. The vampires attacked all at once, from 3 different directions. Dante flipped over one, stabbing him in the back. The vampire instantly exploded into dust, a look of surprise on his face before he disappeared.
The other two, surprised by the turn of events attacked again. Dante pulled out Ivory and shot one in the head, causing him to explode. The other was still running forward, and went straight onto Dante's sword. A look of "Ah, nuts." and he disappeared in a cloud of dust like the others. Dante went inside the Warehouse to check it out, leaving Virgil alone by the car.
"Oookay, nothing to worry about here." He said to himself. "No vampires about to pounce on me or anything? Good cause they'd be sorry if they messed with me." He said nervously.
"Oh, is that so, fleshbag?"
Virgil turned around to see 2 vampires behind him, both licking their lips.
"Uh, oh."
"Haha, 'Uh, oh' indeed."
"Not 'Uh, oh' me, 'Uh, oh' YOU."
"Fool Your father isn't here now, you're on your own. Think this pathetic human can take us on?" He said to the other one.
"Not a chance."
"Well, I guess that's ok then." Virgil said with a smirk, matching his fathers. "Because I'm not human."
The two vampires hesitated a bit. They obviously didn't buy it, and pounced from 2 sides. Time started to slow down as it had many times before for Virgil. He started to jump back away from the two, took out Ebony, and shot one in the chest. The bullet was filled with a dark-red aura, and sent the vampire flying back as he was disintegrating. As he was doing this, he brought up the force edge to the other vampire who was dumb enough to impale himself like the other vampire had done with his father.
As Virgil landed, time returned to normal. Only 2 seconds had passed. He noticed that the second vampire hadn't turned into dust, but was decomposing rapidly. It slowly melted away. Then Dante came out of the warehouse. Virgil got up.
"All clear inside, no other vam… Oh, I see you got yourself one."
"Two, actually. This one of them didn't seem to turn to dust though. Why?"
"That's because it's a very young vampire. The longer they are vampires for, the more they rot away inside. The REALLY old one's explode in huge clouds of dust. Were you hurt by the way?"
"No, I'm fine thanks to this triggering thing."
"Come on Virgil, Let's go home."
"Good. Because I'm dying for a good night's sleep. Unless you get me up on another of those crazy mid-night training sessions."
"Hmmm…"
"Don't even think about it." They both laughed and drove away in the car.
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In the masses woods surrounding the warehouse, two creatures clung to the trees.
"Master, there is no way we can capture him. He is too skilled at fighting."
"Maybe so, but I'm sure his son will make an easier target, and a good sacrifice."
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YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *stops* Oh, has it ended already? Ok then… Uhhh, WRITE A REVIEW, yes, that it!
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*runs off again* YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! COFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!